Too Broke Dads
Marriage. Kids. Money. And absolutely no idea what we’re doing.
Welcome to Too Broke Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about modern fatherhood, marriage, and the financial chaos of raising kids in today’s world.
From travel sports schedules and dance recitals to Amazon impulse buys and “necessary” big purchases, this is the unfiltered reality of suburban dad life.
Whether you’re commuting, sitting at practice, or hiding in your garage for five minutes of peace, you’re not alone.
We talk about:
🏠 Buying homes (and questioning them)
🚗 Cars, upgrades, and regret
🛫 Family travel on a budget
💰 Trying to save while everything gets more expensive
👶 Raising kids in the chaos
❤️ Staying married through all of it
If you’re a dad trying to survive family life, finances, and everything in between—with a sense of humor—you’re in the right place.
Too Broke Dads
Divide, Conquer… and Still Lose: Weekend Dad Chaos
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This week on Too Broke Dads, Jordan and Scott break down a weekend so chaotic it felt like a full-contact sport. Between marathon dance competitions, back-to-back baseball commitments, and a schedule that makes zero sense to any functioning adult, the guys are officially in survival mode.
Jordan attempts the impossible—being in two places at once—bouncing between a 7+ hour dance competition (complete with completely made-up awards like “Elite Double Diamond”) and his son’s baseball schedule. Meanwhile, Scott’s Sunday turns into a logistical nightmare of soccer games, birthday parties, camp orientations, and a 36-minute pit stop at home just to rescue melting groceries.
Along the way, they debate the insanity of youth sports culture, the true cost of kids’ activities (financial and mental), and whether any of it actually makes sense. Plus: a passionate Chicago pizza debate (Barnaby’s vs. everyone), grocery delivery horror stories, and why weekends are somehow more exhausting than the workweek.
If you’ve ever needed a weekend to recover from your weekend—this one’s for you.
🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.
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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.
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