Too Broke Dads
Marriage. Kids. Money. And absolutely no idea what we’re doing.
Welcome to Too Broke Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about modern fatherhood, marriage, and the financial chaos of raising kids in today’s world.
From travel sports schedules and dance recitals to Amazon impulse buys and “necessary” big purchases, this is the unfiltered reality of suburban dad life.
Whether you’re commuting, sitting at practice, or hiding in your garage for five minutes of peace, you’re not alone.
We talk about:
🏠 Buying homes (and questioning them)
🚗 Cars, upgrades, and regret
🛫 Family travel on a budget
💰 Trying to save while everything gets more expensive
👶 Raising kids in the chaos
❤️ Staying married through all of it
If you’re a dad trying to survive family life, finances, and everything in between—with a sense of humor—you’re in the right place.
Too Broke Dads
Broke Dads After Dark: Trolls, Dance Moms & Death Pools
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The dads are back for another late-night, mildly unhinged edition of Too Broke Dads. Scott recounts a catastrophic day of driving over 100 miles for seven total minutes of dance and cheer performances after forgetting literally everything at home — including the costumes. Meanwhile, Jordan dives into the insanity of competitive dance culture, social media trolls, and why angry strangers somehow dedicate their free time to hating a podcast they voluntarily listen to.
The episode spirals into conversations about online outrage, creepy dance-recital rules, aging, embarrassing childhood photos, weirdly aggressive commenters, sports-parent survival tactics, and a genuinely disturbing celebrity death pool conversation that probably should’ve stayed off-mic.
If you’ve ever rage-listened to a podcast, forgotten your kid’s sports gear, or questioned why people willingly spend energy being angry online, this episode is for you.
🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.
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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.
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