Instant Experts Ep 26 - Hulk Hogan's Final Match: vs Donald Trump for The Epstein Files! Sydney Sweeney v Ghislaine Maxwell on the Undercard!

In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet! 
2. Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But like The Hulkster he’s coming back! And Trump's going down like The Iron Sheik, Andre the Giant & Macho Man Randy Savage!
3. Sydney Sweeney comes off the top rope in her great jeans! But so does Inner West Karen - and no-one's ever kicked out of her Being Offended!

And so much more total f*cking lunacy!:

• Gaza - Both sides complete a**sholes (and that's just the online comments)!
• Gwyneth Paltrow - Even she may not be able to spin Trump's PR disaster!
• Trumpy's Scotland Tour offers all the hits - along with Oasis covers, his tribute to Sean Connery and an incredible bagpipe solo from new caddy McOddjob!
• London's Bishop of Fulham - Also loves to blow a big thick bagpipe, especially to ABBA's 'Dancing Queen'!
• Henry's moving history of Hutt River Province - from the reign of Prince Leonard (1970-2017) to the reign of Prince Graeme (couple weeks after that)!
• Triple J Hottest Aussie 100 Scandal - Dope Lemon, Bear McCreary and The Honk's 'Highlights from Sondheim's 'Assassins'' all miss out! 
• Werner Von Braun a Nazi C*nt - But in American Eagle jeans his butt is fire!

In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Ratcat were apologies with Wests Tigers Virus. British & Irish Lions busy pulling off a miraculous AFL comeback vs Melbourne (at least that’s what Tom Lehrer said))  

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Produced, mixed, compiled and edited by Junior

Additional Editing by whichever pr*ck won't let us boost our random sh*t on TikTok

Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe

Henry, Honk now *both* available to sing at your next funeral!

'Telstra On Hold music' courtesy of Israeli Army Hamas Torture Unit

SPECIAL HULK HOGAN TRIBUTE EPISODE with special guest out during this week!

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