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INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots
A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots.
Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian.
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Episodes
43 episodes
Instant Experts Ep 38 - TRUMP, ALBANESE REACH HISTORIC AGREEMENT: “KEVIN RUDD SUCKS!”
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to f...
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Instant Experts Ep 37 - MIDDLE EAST AT PEACE!* (*NO MORE WARS TIL TUESDAY)
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? The Honk & Henry Lee analyse Israel / Palestine - incorrectly!When a bee falls in the forest, is it...
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Episode 37
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Instant Experts Ep 36 - Trump Sends Troops into Chicago: "ONLY SHOOT DEMOCRATS, OK?"
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone!Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain!
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Episode 36
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Instant Experts Ep 35 - Hegseth to U.S. Military - "NO MORE FAT COMMANDERS. EXCEPT PRESIDENT TRUMP!”
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:DefSec Hegseth cracks down!A Gubernatorial candidate steps down!Hamas might back down!As The Honk preps for WWE's Perth smackdown!
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Episode 35
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Instant Experts Ep 34 - Trump's War on Tylenol: “IT’S THE REASON I’M STUPID!”
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: 1. Trump links Tylenol to autism - Doctors link RFK Jr to aneurism 2. Trump assures all United Nations: “...
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Episode 34
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Instant Experts Ep 33 - First Amendment Gives Trump a Free Speech: "FAR KEW, C U Next Thursday!"
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:President congratulates Jimmy Kimmel on 22 hit years - "Guards, seize him!!"FBI Boss Kash Patel can't find own arse - "Right after I got it handed to me by Cong...
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Episode 33
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Instant Experts Ep 32 - What Would Charlie Do? - PROBABLY RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Stroke victim, stroke lover Donald J Trump denies signing Epstein Birthday Book - “It must've been the Autopen!”Charlie Kirk shot dead in Utah - Second Amendmen...
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Episode 32
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Instant Experts Ep 31 - Epstein Victims Speak Out On Files: “COME ON DONALD, WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!”
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the national interest! Of China"Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene tries flattery to get Files released - "Every American w...
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Episode 31
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Instant Experts Ep 30 - Forget The End Of The Free World... TAYLOR'S GETTING MARRIED!!!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Taylor & Travis: So Happy! - Every other longtime BF on earth: so f*cked!Aussie PM boots Iran Ambassador over local terror attacks - 'I knew he was trouble ...
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Episode 30
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Instant Experts Ep 29 - Trump: "I GOT OWNED BY PUTIN (AGAIN). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Trump leaves Alaska empty-handed - ARE HIS HANDS JUST TOO TINY?Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein: “There's nothing to see here” - AND WHO COULD DOUBT A SEX TRAFFICKE...
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Episode 29
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Instant Experts - Hiatus Cancelled! - All New Ep Out Sunday Announced!
"Hiatuses are for P*ssies!", said our great current President (not really, he only uses words he invented, like 'equalise' and 'grocery').Still, like a woketard Smithsonian exhibit showing slavery actually happened, our hiatus this weeke...
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Instant Experts Ep 28 - Trump Hosts Putin for Bombe Alaska and TACOs!
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Don and Vlad anchor down in Anchorage - and a Peace Prize, BJ and TACO are on the menu!JD Vance Ushas more water into Ohio River - while Erik the Viking pines i...
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Instant Experts Ep 27 - Trump Creates Most Jobs Ever After Boiling Statistician in Acid!
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Trump sh*ts pants then sh**ts messenger after dud US Jobs Report - Even BJ Vance's b-jobs are going down!Danish zoo shocks world by feeding pets to its carnivor...
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Episode 27
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Instant Experts Ep 26 - Hulk Hogan's Final Match: vs Donald Trump for The Epstein Files! Sydney Sweeney v Ghislaine Maxwell on the Undercard!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet! Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But like The Hulkster he’s coming back! And Trump's going down like The Iron...
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Episode 26
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Instant Experts Ep 25 - Trump in a Tizz as Coldplay Exposes The Epstein Files!
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Coldplaygate CEO Andy Byron updates Astronomer's HR Policy - 2-Way Office A*al is in! Trump covers up Epstein Files like he covers up his doodles - with hi...
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Episode 25
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Instant Experts Ep 24 - The Epstein Story Kills Itself (Or Does It?) - Mark Latham Investigates!
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent: Australia finally gets a world-class crook, f*ckwit & moron all its own - Mark Latham, take a huge bow! (but on yourself, thanks)
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Episode 24
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Instant Experts Ep 23 - Mushroom Murder, F1 Drama & The Texas Sex Toy Massacre!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?The Texas Floods Di...
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Episode 23
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36:49
Instant Experts Ep 22 - Jesus, Bezos! That’s A Lot To Spend On A Wedding
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy TrialAustralia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after ...
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Episode 22
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Instant Experts Ep 21 - Bizarre Love Triangle: Israel, Iran and US Finally Get A Room!
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sense The Honk proposes Middle East Peace, the WWE way In Sport - it's The Att...
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Episode 21
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Instant Experts Ep 20 - Trump’s Dad Didn't Love Him - We're With Dad!
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continuesTrump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause'Save the Illegal ...
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Episode 20
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Instant Experts Ep 19 - ICE ICE Baby! US to Deport Every Immigrant Except Melania
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter shade of paleIsrael and Iran's Explosive Love Affair Continues - Will they finally get a room?<...
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Episode 19
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Instant Experts - Slightly Delayed New Ep Announce aka Our Lord's Prayer: Please Can Henry Be Sober Enough to Record!
Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode won't be out this Saturday Aussie time as normal, but rather at the special new time of Sunday (Australian Eastern Standard Ti...
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Instant Experts Ep 18 - “Dude, There’s My Cards!”: Zelensky strikes Bad Vlad while Trump drones on
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Urethral Meatus!Urethral Meatus Musk skewers commie stooge Trump right in the pork barrel!Mo...
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Episode 18
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Instant Experts Ep 17 - Trump's Budget: "It's One Big Beautiful Load of Bull!"
In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Coalition coalesces after a week of frantic self-discovery by Nats and LibsUS House Republicans pass signature bills “Lock up the Chicos”, “Would You Like A Par...
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Episode 17
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Instant Experts Ep 16 - Biden, US plagued by cancerous a**hole!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Randy Aussie Nationals tell dud root Liberals they want to see third parties (aka Libs don’t go with Nats at Sussan)Habeas shot in the Corpus by dog-killer Kris...
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Episode 16
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