INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots

A comedy podcast featuring all the week's news - explained by idiots.

Hosted by The Honk & Henry Lee -- it's the stuff you wanna know, from guys who don't know it. The final insult? They're Australian.

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Episodes

36 episodes

Instant Experts Ep 31 - Epstein Victims Speak Out On Files: “COME ON DONALD, WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!”

In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the national interest! Of China"Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene tries flattery to get Files released - "Every American w...

September 06, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 31 • 35:41

Instant Experts Ep 30 - Forget The End Of The Free World... TAYLOR'S GETTING MARRIED!!!

In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Taylor & Travis: So Happy! - Every other longtime BF on earth: so f*cked!Aussie PM boots Iran Ambassador over local terror attacks - 'I knew he was trouble ...

August 30, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 30 • 36:51

Instant Experts Ep 29 - Trump: "I GOT OWNED BY PUTIN (AGAIN). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Trump leaves Alaska empty-handed - ARE HIS HANDS JUST TOO TINY?Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein: “There's nothing to see here” - AND WHO COULD DOUBT A SEX TRAFFICKE...

August 24, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 29 • 35:45

Instant Experts - Hiatus Cancelled! - All New Ep Out Sunday Announced!

"Hiatuses are for P*ssies!", said our great current President (not really, he only uses words he invented, like 'equalise' and 'grocery').Still, like a woketard Smithsonian exhibit showing slavery actually happened, our hiatus this weeke...

August 22, 2025 • Season 1 • 7:30

Instant Experts Ep 28 - Trump Hosts Putin for Bombe Alaska and TACOs!

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Don and Vlad anchor down in Anchorage - and a Peace Prize, BJ and TACO are on the menu!JD Vance Ushas more water into Ohio River - while Erik the Viking pines i...

August 16, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 28 • 33:34

Instant Experts Ep 27 - Trump Creates Most Jobs Ever After Boiling Statistician in Acid!

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Trump sh*ts pants then sh**ts messenger after dud US Jobs Report - Even BJ Vance's b-jobs are going down!Danish zoo shocks world by feeding pets to its carnivor...

August 09, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 27 • 37:07

Instant Experts Ep 26 - Hulk Hogan's Final Match: vs Donald Trump for The Epstein Files! Sydney Sweeney v Ghislaine Maxwell on the Undercard!

In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet! Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But like The Hulkster he’s coming back! And Trump's going down like The Iron...

August 02, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 26 • 37:04

Instant Experts Ep 25 - Trump in a Tizz as Coldplay Exposes The Epstein Files!

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Coldplaygate CEO Andy Byron updates Astronomer's HR Policy - 2-Way Office A*al is in! Trump covers up Epstein Files like he covers up his doodles - with hi...

July 26, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 25 • 34:40

Instant Experts Ep 24 - The Epstein Story Kills Itself (Or Does It?) - Mark Latham Investigates!

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent: Australia finally gets a world-class crook, f*ckwit & moron all its own - Mark Latham, take a huge bow! (but on yourself, thanks)

July 19, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 24 • 36:13

Instant Experts Ep 23 - Mushroom Murder, F1 Drama & The Texas Sex Toy Massacre!

In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?The Texas Floods Di...

July 12, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 23 • 36:49

Instant Experts Ep 22 - Jesus, Bezos! That’s A Lot To Spend On A Wedding

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy TrialAustralia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after ...

July 05, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 22 • 31:11

Instant Experts Ep 21 - Bizarre Love Triangle: Israel, Iran and US Finally Get A Room!

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sense The Honk proposes Middle East Peace, the WWE way In Sport - it's The Att...

June 28, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 21 • 32:15

Instant Experts Ep 20 - Trump’s Dad Didn't Love Him - We're With Dad!

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continuesTrump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause'Save the Illegal ...

June 21, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 20 • 34:59

Instant Experts Ep 19 - ICE ICE Baby! US to Deport Every Immigrant Except Melania

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter shade of paleIsrael and Iran's Explosive Love Affair Continues - Will they finally get a room?<...

June 15, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 19 • 33:16

Instant Experts - Slightly Delayed New Ep Announce aka Our Lord's Prayer: Please Can Henry Be Sober Enough to Record!

Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode won't be out this Saturday Aussie time as normal, but rather at the special new time of Sunday (Australian Eastern Standard Ti...

June 12, 2025 • Season 1 • 4:48

Instant Experts Ep 18 - “Dude, There’s My Cards!”: Zelensky strikes Bad Vlad while Trump drones on

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Urethral Meatus!Urethral Meatus Musk skewers commie stooge Trump right in the pork barrel!Mo...

June 07, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 18 • 33:55

Instant Experts Ep 13 - The First 100 Days: Even This Podcast is Polling Better than Trump!

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Stephen Miller’s Dungeon or Pete Hegseth’s Den? Henry & Honk’s Holiday Highlights! Bondi Rescue -- Is 'Our Pam' on Fentanyl or just her Math?T...

May 02, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 13 • 36:14

Instant Experts - The Very Best Of (the first few weeks) - Unplanned Deportation Edition!

With hosts Henry Lee & The Honk strangely out of mobile range during their one-way fact-finding tour of El Salvador courtesy of US Immigration, it’s time to celebrate the Greatest Hits of The World’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons (so far).

April 26, 2025 • Season 1 • 39:11

Instant Experts Ep 12 - Xi Whiz, Trump's a Muppet - Bumper Easter Edition!

In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:China built the Wall, and Trump’s gonna pay for it -- Industrial policy in the age of idiotsThe Rule of Law on tour -- Habeas Corpus enjoys the sensual delights...

April 19, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 12 • 30:32

Instant Experts Ep 11 - Tariffs Pause! Trump Briefly Saves Markets from Himself

In this week’s tour of the world’s crooks, f*ckwits and morons:1. When the Dow hits the floor like a drunk hits the door, that’s Navarro2. When Texans are horny but the law is quite thorny, that’s bizarro3. When the parrot’...

April 12, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 11 • 34:30

Instant Experts — Special Tariffs Edition (Part II): Revenge of the Penguins!

April 06, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 10 • 21:16