Instant Experts Ep 29 - Trump: "I GOT OWNED BY PUTIN (AGAIN). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Trump leaves Alaska empty-handed - ARE HIS HANDS JUST TOO TINY?
2. Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein: “There's nothing to see here” - AND WHO COULD DOUBT A SEX TRAFFICKER?
3. California Gov. Gavin Newsom Trumps Trump in Trumpanese - ALL HIS TROLLING IN UPPERCASE & EXCLAMATION MARKS IS SO UN-PRESIDENTIAL!!!
4. Plus, once in our lifetime, Wests Tigers CANNOT WIN THE WOODEN SPOON!

And so much more of the week that dragged us back from hiatus:

• Putin, Donald, Jeffrey, Jizzlane - all honoured in our first Welcome to C*ntry!
• Zelenskyy's Oval Office Thank You Gift - coming via one way drone!
• Journo Michael Wolff's Epstein/Trump Polaroids - even The Honk threw up! 
• Texas Gov. Greg Abbott helps Republicans steal Congress - 'negligent homicide of little girls on summer camp is so last season!'
• Aussie Reserve Bank's massive sudden rate cut - 'you have any idea how much we owe these f*cking reno builders?!'
• Tasmanian ex-Labor leader moves huge motion in Parliament - 'do *not* eat at that new Indian place!'
• Morning Star Hotel AFL Tipping Comp leader Craig Treloar - moustachioed blonde 6'10"er suspiciously hard to reach since death of Hulk Hogan
• Mining great Gerry Noonan on Instant Experts - 'Henry Lee's alright but that Honk's a straight-up f*ckknuckle!'
• 80s hair metal greats Warrant - 'please stop asking us to sign your cherry pie, we're here to enjoy the Tiges, hopefully sell some battered savs, alright?'

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Aussie Treasurer Jim Chalmers radically underbudgeted cost of Uber)

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Produced, mixed, compiled and edited by Junior

Additional editing by guy counting ballots, certain Texas House seats, 2026 (Scooter ain't speak no Spanish, neither no jive, you read that pardner?)

Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe

The Honk prefers Maison Whitesnake Champagne (to own urine). 

Henry Lee's appearance at the Mead Tent, Leichhardt Oval, arranged exclusively by Benedict Arnold, Head of PR, North Queensland Cowboys. 

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