Instant Experts Ep 38 - TRUMP, ALBANESE REACH HISTORIC AGREEMENT: “KEVIN RUDD SUCKS!”

In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”
2. The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!
3. Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and 
4. “WWE Rare Earth” superstars Neodymium, Dysprosium, Terbium, Samarium dig deep in unmissable tag-team action!

Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til next week:

• Sen. Elizabeth Warren verbal stumble - "I meant to say 'President C**t', and promise to call him that every day for the rest of his life".
• Trump defends poo-on-protestors AI video as true event - "I was flying in hour-old 'Huggies', the fuselage just couldn't hold it all so...!"
• Listener Acting Chief Justice seeks Lady Rebecca “elocution lessons” in his chambers - Objection Your Honour!
• Prince Andrew thrilled with all the refs in Giuffre book index - 'I'm famous agai-- I mean, I never met this girl OR f*cked Epstein!!"
• US Navy escalates attacks on fishermen, stockphotos, guys called Juan
• Trump demands $230m from Trump Administration - Pam Bondi talks him down to $3bn and a BJ. The Art of the Deal!
• Heggo's Howitzer rains shrapnel on Californians - "I thought we'd hit more of 'em, honestly!”
• White House loses East Wing before DA even goes to Council - "That's why Tom Homan needed cash in a bag!"
• Amazon Web Services engineer leaves hot tub to cure world hunger, deliver world peace, restore OnlyFans download speeds to “Frantic”
• French unveil new Louvre security plan - "Hey where did it go?!"
• Hakeem Jeffries assassin's lawyer - 'My client meant any ol' n*****!'
• And in C**t of The Week: the Republican clash we’ve been waiting for - Fraudulent Criminal vs Actual Nazi!

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kevin Rudd doing numbers for Trump leadership tilt: "With Julia's backing? I can't lose!")

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