Instant Experts S2 - Ep 48 - IRAN FOR MY LIFE! MIDDLE EAST'S 4 MONTH PEACE NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

To watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Vxx9PQP2LqY

In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:

After 249 gruelling days of no-one bombing the sh*t out of each other, Israel, Iran and The US are ready for MIDDLE EAST ELIMINATION CHAMBER - the WWE/WW3 co-production everyone's talking about!

1. It’s Mania in Mesopotamia as the Tigris and Euphrates square off at last! Who’s the greatest river of them all? Shatt Al-Arab reports! 
2. Can *anyone* beat Donald “The Predator” Trump and his signature move - The MASSIVE DUMP from on high?
3. Will Honk’s minesweeper get him safely to his deal of a lifetime at the Taj Dubai - Or will a big hostile torpedo penetrate The Dire Straits of Hormuz / Epstein?

All this & more in another bumper episode of 'Instant Experts', hailed by critics as "more out of their depth than ever!":

• We share our fascinating insights into the shitshow in Iran! Or is it just a fracas? An imbroglio? One thing fo’ sho’. It ain’t no wo’! Not for another 59 days anyway!
• US Defence Sec Pete Hegseth gets bombed at Davo’s, while the Sri Lankan First VIII rows out to rescue the 32 survivors of the Iranian ship he just wasted! 
• Newly ex-Homeland Security Sec Kristi Noem deports radio's Jackie O to El Salvador (and shoots her dog) while Kristi and Kyle Sandilands contemplate career next steps. Have they tried LinkedIn4 F*ckwits.com?
• Israel says CU Next Thursday to Hezbollah! Except since their Sabbath is Friday, they're 2 days ahead. So CU Next Tuesday. But you get the idea!
• Melania hosts the UN Security Council for the first time. Official doco “Fisted by First Lady!” a huge hit online! 
• Plus Canada PM Mark Carney brings sexy back. So much trade! So many routes! Bi-lateral relations go deep!

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee*

*Just two middle-aged halfwits, wittering

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Audio produced and mixed by Junior

Episode edited by The Honk, with intermittent assistance from the Guantanamo Babe and Abull Sheyeet, Islamic Iran Information Centre (Non-Murder of Own Population Div.) 

All scripts wrongly attributed by The Honk to Stevie Wonder

Digital design + social media by Guantanamo Babe. Bless you!

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