Andy From 5 to 7
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Episodes
46 episodes
BetterHelp. Better Pizza. Papa Johns.
I take questions on this episode and discuss topics such as: - Why I always wanted asthma- Why men put their coats over puddles for women- How to deal with being dead insideAND MUCH MORE!!! TUNE IN
Honey, I Mogged the Kids
On this episode, I discuss ways to make prison more fun, why its awkward to ask for reward money, and are anvils used for anything other than dropping it on coyotes? and much more!!!!! TUNE IN!!!!
Native American Pale Ale
What do we brush our teeth before the dentist? WHY!!!! I talk about this and other topics as well as take questions from the 5 to 7'ers!!! TUUUNE IN
Affidavit Ortiz
I start this episode off by taking questions from the millions (and millions) of listeners. After that, I get into some different topics like why I'll never become a serial killer, why raising the retirement age doesn't bother me, and why I don...
The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla
On this episode i discuss why the Bachelorette should still air this season, why I wouldn't want to meet Chapelle Roan as my make-a-wish if I was a kid with cancer, and why you should ask what your country can do for you, not what you can do fo...
George Strait of Hormuz
on this sodey i talk about a lot of things, why sober people who go to bars scare me, why Catholicism is way better than other religions and why people who pay for assisted suicide are stupid... AND MOOOOORRRREEEThanks to everyone who ra...
Tax Return of the Jedi
I talk about why marriage counseling is a scam, why I never want to be waterboarded and I discuss in depth about which political party has crazier sex. WARNING: This podcast is extremely intellectual and may not be suitable for ever...
Hole Foods
On this episode I talk why Whole Foods sucks, Kash Patel in the USA locker room, Kim Jung Un getting reelected, why people need to stop throwing zyns in urinals, and much more!!!!shirts are still available @ 5to7.com !!!!
Please, Call Me Al. Mr Qaeda Was My Father
on this episode i take questions for the majority of the show, I got a good chunk and some were good so thank you. I talk about why murderers should always be given the possibility of parole, the Epstein files, I rate the top 5 Jeff's of all ti...
Mary Baker Eddy Guerrero
Why are haircuts so expensive? What happens if I drink the blue liquid at barbershops? Is there more to life than this? I discuss these hard-hitting questions on todays episodes and MORE!
Along Came Polyamorous
I am extremely under the weather this week but i battled through it for the love of the game. I take riveting questions from the listeners, where we discuss everything from Venezuela to Bonnie Blue. Tune into this episode and be enlightened.
Mike The Situationship
It took me a bit to get back in the swing of things. I ease into this episode a bit more than usual, but I discuss some extremely important topics like Venezuela and what toilet seats are my favorite. AND much more!!! Tune in to find out!...
Microsoft Incel
yahoo! welcome back to another episode. I take the listeners' questions and we get into the deep and daunting chasms of the human psyche. I pitch my idea for a new coffee chain, and discuss the concerning amount of money the united states citiz...
Keep Your Friends Close and Your Roommates Back in Boulder
i take questions from the lovely listeners to start- then i talk the difference between men and women when it comes to mounting TVs- why are bars the only industry that has rooftops?- who my first jail phone call would be t...
I'll Try Anything In A Small Town Once
- What is the point of medication commercials?- How to make prisons more fun for prisoners- Anger management classes- What mob bosses say when they make their beds- Hitler's micro penisAND MUCH MORE!!!S...
Panic! At The Discourse
I discuss why younger people are becoming more religious, why teachers need to stop filming tiktok content, and what halloween costumes people will dress as this year that will get them fired from their jobs. This episode gets a bit Kevin Duran...
7 Deadly Zyns
i talk about the 7 deadly sins, halloween and christmas lights, how hard it was to research things back in the day, and why there aren't any overweight super heroes. I also take some questions from a couple 5 to 7'ners. ENJOYSHIRTS...
DaBaby's Shoes For Sale, Never Worn
On this sode i talk about the Progressive commercials where people become their parents, why I hate people that climb Everest, and why I know for a fact that circumcisions don't cause autism. TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!!!
I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller, I Wish I Was A Baller
SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE AT from5to7.com get them before they're gone!on this episode i talk about how balding isnt a big deal, why 2 step verification is actually 4 steps, samsung galaxy rings and why the term "flop" should only be us...
Toronto Raptures
Is Tylenol the reason I love WWE? Did the rapture already happen and this is hell? I answer the tough questions on this episode.I also take questions from the 5 to 7'ers. Enjoy!!!insta: champagneanyonetwitter: andychamps
I Want An Open Casket Wedding
Bowling is the perfect date, why girls dont gamble as much as men, are they called squatters because they're living in such tight spaces that they need to squat the whole time? i discuss on this episode. (sorry if i talk really fast at times, i...