Two Frogs Talkin'
Welcome to Two Frogs Talking—a Southern-spun, SoCal-influenced storytelling podcast where tall tales meet real-life reflections, and two cousins try to out-tell each other one strange adventure at a time.
Hosted by Archie Fields and Shelly Smith—two frog cousins raised on family legends, philosophical side quests, and a healthy dose of mischief—this audio series invites you onto the proverbial porch for a mix of silly, heart, and things that might’ve happened (but probably didn’t).
Each episode follows a theme—from "Too Good to Be True" to "Things That Got In When They Shouldn’t Have," and features one family legend and one tall tale. Archie, a laid-back, Southern thinker from Alabama with a fondness for tinkering, quiet mornings, and big questions, brings the calm. Shelly, a high-energy California adventurer with a dune buggy, a dog named Ralph, and a knack for ending up in weird situations, brings the chaos. Together, they swap stories, trade playful jabs, and wrap up each episode with a little life philosophy.
You’ll hear about:
- A haunted ice machine and a whisper in the night
- A dune-sized tortoise named Tank on a desert restoration crew
- An unstoppable AI dog groomer
- A mysterious crate labeled: Caution: Apply only if you want what you think you want
- A toolbox that won’t stop multiplying tools
- Postcards that appear under your pillow and inspire cross-country travel
...and that’s just the beginning.
But Two Frogs Talking isn’t just about the stories. It’s about connection. This podcast began as a way for Archie and Shelly—voiced by actors but inspired by the creator’s love for family and the storytelling tradition—to honor the woman who taught them that life’s best lessons come wrapped in a good yarn. Maw-maw, their grandmother, was a master storyteller who believed that tales don’t just entertain—they explain, comfort, and surprise.
Each episode also ends with a quote from a philosopher—ancient, modern, or local—to remind us that even the most absurd adventures carry a little wisdom if you squint hard enough.
Listeners are invited to vote on which story they liked best each week through Instagram and website polls and to check out quirky merch tied to each episode’s theme (like shirts from Archie’s Front Porch Philosopher collection or The Shelly Collection). No video feed, no visual bells and whistles—just voices, vibes, and vivid tales that ask you to imagine the impossible and see where that takes you.
So if you’re looking for a podcast that’s part Southern folktale, part California campfire, and all kinds of not quite right—pull up a chair and stay awhile.
New episodes drop weekly on all major podcast platforms and at https://notquiterightgoods.com.
Tall tales, life talk, and a bit not quite right.
Two Frogs Talkin'
Two Frogs Talkin' Trailer 1
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Archie and Shelly introduce themselves and the show.
I think that the Bell Witch communicates with me.
ShellyOh, well, now that sounds like a story I'd like to hear.
ArchieAll right, buckle up now. It all started a few days ago. I was, but,
Shellybut we're supposed to be introducing ourselves and the show right now.
ArchieRight, right. Well then, hey, I'm Archie the Alabama cousin.
ShellyAnd I'm Shelly the SoCal cousin. Welcome to the porch.
ArchieThis is two Frogs Talking, a storytelling podcast full of strange tales. Cousinly Lee banter and life lessons you didn't know you needed to know.
ShellySome stories may have more truth to them than others, and some might have just wandered in like a possum looking for a pie.
ArchieNow, new episodes drop every Thursday starting June, 2025. So follow Two Frogs Talking wherever you get your podcasts,
Shellyand find us on Instagram at not quite right goods and at not quite right goods.com on the podcast page.
ArchieThat's Two Frogs Talking.
ShellyOne part telling tales. and tells
ArchieOne part talking life, all parts, all parts. A bit not,
Shellynot quite right. Quite right.
ArchieBye
ShellyBye.
