Obie Knox
Obie Knox is what happens when you let a film nerd marinate in sarcasm, caffeine, and too many Vincent Price marathons. Raised on creature features and questionable life choices, Obie now hosts The Introverted Obelisk as a public service — ensuring no one forgets the era when monsters wore zippers and mad scientists forgot basic lab safety. Equal parts narrator, heckler, and accidental archivist, Obie is here to celebrate, roast, and lovingly overanalyze the golden (and gloriously goofy) age of horror cinema.