3000 Swingers, Bourbon Street, and a UFO Full of Martians: Our Naughty N’awlins Recap

What do 3000 swingers, two French Quarter hotels, and a herd of Martians have in common? Apparently, all roads lead to Naughty N’awlins — the largest lifestyle takeover in the U.S., and yes, we were there for all of it.

In this episode of the Shameless Care Podcast, Robert and Anna take you behind the curtains (and under the sheets) of the wildest week in ethical non-monogamy. From Bourbon Street parties that turn the block into a burlesque parade to two huge hotels where entire floors transform into curated playrooms — we saw it all. And we’re telling you everything.

🔥 Want to know what really happens in the “naughty yoga class”?
🎭 Curious about the costume themes, dungeon dynamics, and how many floggers one person can own?
🛏️ Ever wondered how medical professionals like us handle health, safety, and DoxyPEP in a sea of glitter and leather?

We talk about what makes this event so unique, why the ENM community comes together here year after year, and the sexy (and not-so-sexy) realities of throwing yourself into a 3,500-person sex-positive city takeover.

Oh — and don’t miss the Dirty Joke of the Week, which involves:
•One confused Kansas farm couple,
•An enthusiastic Martian swinger ship,
•And why interplanetary lube might just be the next big thing in lifestyle tech.

Whether you’ve been to Naughty ten times or are just lifestyle-curious, this episode is full of laughs, insight, and real talk about community, connection, and sex-positive health.

Buckle up. Bourbon Street gets bumpy.

🎧 Subscribe and follow wherever you listen to podcasts. And if you saw us at the event — you better come say hi next time.