Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus
General shite talk about generally horrible things.
Episodes
19 episodes
Technically The Twilight Episode?
This week on Hocus Pocus, it's werewolves vs vampires, which makes sense because Justy's hairy and Dani sucks. Along the way, expect discussion of Sinners tampon storage locations, the submarine episode of The Simpsons, Justy's adventures in Ro...
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Episode 19
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2:18:05
The Curse Of The Kennedys
Justy's back! For maybe our least spookiest episode yet! This week, your hosts dive into the history of the Kennedys, a super normal and chill family where absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong. Along the way there's Paris Hilton talk, lob...
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Episode 18
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2:17:50
Take Me Home, Cunty Roads: The Weird World Of Appalachia
We’re back! Well not all of us. Justy is suffering in ways too impolite to mention on social media, so Dani roped in her neighbour Justin to guide him through the mysteries of Appalachia, from the Moon-Eyed People to the disappearance of Dennis...
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Episode 17
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2:50:27
Dani's Top Ten Favourite Asylums
Welcome back to Dani Hyperfixates For Three Hours... no, wait, it's Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus! This week we delve into the spookiest haunted asylums around. Not literally of course, but if some rich patron wants to fund that, we're open to it.<...
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Episode 16
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2:43:45
Welcome To McKamey Manor: America's Most Extreme Haunted House
Spooky szn continues unabated! This week Justy and Dani tackle McKamey Manor, America’s most infamous haunted house attraction, reportedly so extreme to the point guests had to sign a liability waiver detailing the various forms of physical, se...
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Episode 15
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2:38:04
Samhain Stories: The History Of Halloween
Tis the spooky season, and so Dani and Justy are looking into the history of Halloween, from its Gaelic roots in the festival of Samhain right up to the modern candy-n-capitalism extravaganza. Tangents include hooring yourself out in Saudi Arab...
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Episode 14
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2:34:30
Some Kind Of Monster: Aileen Wuornos' Highway To Hell
This week, Dani and Justy go long on one of the most infamous female serial killers of all time, Aileen Wuornos. Along the road they turn off into tangents such as ghosting, Big Brother and SM:TV, correct etiquette at ATMs, the Clinic Murders, ...
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Episode 13
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2:50:33
Fairly Odd Cast: All Your Favourite Fucked Up Fairytales
Aaaand we're back! After a week away (thank you, technical difficulties), Dani and Justy return to your ears to dive into the world of fairy tales, Grimm or otherwise. Along the way, expect the usual Simpsons references and even some Futurama b...
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Episode 12
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2:23:08
Dark Side Of The Boob: The Murky History Of Pornography
"We have searched every square inch of this podcast and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!" Yep, Dani and Justy have been preparing their whole lives for this episode, as they dive into the sticky world of porn. From its humble beginning...
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Episode 11
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2:24:11
It's The Obligatory Nazi Episode
This ain't helping our algorithmic chances, but here goes: Dani wanted to do an episode on the Nazis. Justy agreed. Neither of them prepared. It's chaos.Along the way, we touch on Stevie Wonder, catfishing, serial killers being played by...
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Episode 10
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2:25:09
Gone Fishin': The Crimes of Albert Fish
An episode of two halves: your usual witty banter, before a nice diversion into *checks notes* the horrific crimes of Albert Fish, aka The Gray Man, aka the Vampire of Brooklyn. But before that there's talk of Jamie Lee Curtis, your hosts' skin...
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Episode 9
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2:36:27
Ingo And Bingo And Garth Brooks Too
An absolute pick ’n’ mix episode; ostensibly it’s about remote viewing and its use by the CIA for espionage, but along the way we hit on Garth Brooks, manifesting and positive mental attitude, Dani’s dealing with demons, the importance of getti...
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Episode 8
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2:14:32
America’s Favourite Cursed Wrestling Family
Ireland’s two finest wrestling minds, Justy and Dani, delve into one of the saddest tales of the squared circle: The Von Erich family and the curse surrounding them. Basically Fritz Von Erich is a contender for history’s greatest monster. Along...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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2:36:04
The Loch Ness Monster Is A Greenland Shark And We Love Him
Cryptids, innit?
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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2:28:25
"Utter f**king chaos" - Our Editor
So, an orange man and a jew walk into a teenage disco...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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2:03:07