A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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A Hoe And A Housewife
EPISODE 5: "Good Girlfriend, Wrong Man: The Resume I Regret & Pick-Me Disasters”
Maybe you weren’t “crazy”… you were just out here giving wifey energy to a man who couldn’t even commit to a dinner plan. This is our love letter (and roast) to the version of us that stayed loyal in messy situationships with no title, no clarity, and definitely no reciprocity.
We’re talking breakup recovery, pick me phases, and all the little “quirks” we let slide that were actually dealbreakers in disguise.
In this week’s girl talk episode, we spill about:
• Giving loyalty before there was even a label
• The “did I really do that?” pick me moments
• How we explained away trash behavior when we were triggered
• Confessions from the emotionally stable… during their toxic era
This one’s for you if you could’ve written a whole resume based on how hard you showed up for a man… who did the bare minimum 🥲
🔔 Follow for more misused devotion, emotionally unavailable men, and resumes we’re burning
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📺 Watch us on YouTube!
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Timestamps:
3:10 – How long did you stay loyal before y’all even had a label?
7:14 – Have you ever felt embarrassed by the version of yourself that showed up for someone who didn’t deserve her?
10:01 – What was your most “pick me” moment? (Be brave.)
15:19 – What’s a behavior that used to be a dealbreaker but suddenly became “quirky” once you liked him?
20:03 – Game: “Okay, But I Was Triggered”
