A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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Latest Episodes
EPISODE 1: “We’re Back & Already in Everybody’s Business”
Season 2 is here, and we’re already in everybody’s business 😊 Andddddd we officially retired Hoe Bootcamp before it even left the couch, but fear not the messy energy is still alive! This week we break down the Kim vs Ray J lawsuit drama, Keith...
EPISODE 12: “Dating Crimes & Confessions | Hoe Crimes & Misdemeanors (Season Finale)”
In this finale, we’re putting Season 1 on trial. From petty dating moves to wild confessions, “hoe crimes” gone wrong, and misdemeanors that should be legal! We’re breaking down ALL the chaos that got us here. Plus, we name-drop a few celebriti...
EPISODE 11: “Unblocking, Re-blocking, Healing: The Chaos Episode”
Are we actually healing… or just rebranding our toxicity? 🤡 This week we dive into the messy, chaotic, clown-nosed reality of what “healing” actually looks like. Think journaling at noon and texting your ex at 12:05, blocking/unblocking cycles,...
EPISODE 10: “Soft Launches Gone Wrong: PR Stunts, Secret Relationships & Hard Lessons”
What happens when your situationship goes Instagram official… without you? 😅 This week, we’re breaking down the modern dating chaos of soft launches, hard launches, and the secret art of posting without posting.In This Episode...
EPISODE 9: “Unhinged Hot Takes: Cancel Roulette, Petty Opinions & Things We Shouldn’t Say Out Loud”
Some opinions are best kept private… but obviously those rules don't apply to us! This week we’re exposing unhinged takes, conspiracy theories, and irrational hate that would 100% get us canceled if they left our Notes app. From petty trends we...
