A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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A Hoe And A Housewife
EPISODE 6: “Toxic, Petty, and Lowkey Proud?: Our Red Flag Era”
This one’s for the self-aware baddies who can admit… yeah, I was the red flag at least once. We’re not blaming Mercury retrograde for our toxic relationships…. this time! Just owning the petty fights we started for fun, the situationships we stirred up, and the ex-boyfriend drama we may or may not have caused on purpose 😆
We’re talking dating disasters, cheating stories, and our official Red Flag Draft (yep, we literally drafted our worst traits like a fantasy football team). Plus, those “I healed 80% and said good enough” moments that never make it into relationship advice threads 🤷♀️
In this episode:
• The pettiest, most toxic things we’ve done… and owned
• Times we got called out and actually sat with it
• Starting arguments just to feel something
• Sending mixed signals on purpose
• The Red Flag Draft (drafting toxic traits, and yes, it’s as bad as it sounds lol) 🚩
If you’re here for messy stories, girl talk, and unfiltered conversations where we’re the villains in our own dating stories… press play.
Follow for more red flags in dating, bad decisions, and the healing we keep rescheduling 😘
📲 Follow us on IG / X / TikTok: @hoeandahousewife
📺 Watch us on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd
🙈 Find All of Melody Parker’s Links
https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69
Timestamps:
2:46 – What’s the pettiest or most toxic thing you’ve done that you knew was wrong but did anyway?
12:53 – When did someone call you out and you actually had to sit with it?
20:03 – Have you ever started an argument just to feel something?
23:17 – Do you give off mixed signals? On purpose?
25:11 – Red Flag Draft 🚩
