A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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A Hoe And A Housewife
EPISODE 7: “Girl Math for Hoe Logic: Emotional Spending, Bad Decisions & Financial Red Flags”
In this episode we unpack:
• Chaotic purchases we STILL defend (aka unserious budgeting at its finest)
• The little lies we tell ourselves to justify bad decisions… financial and emotional
• “I earned this” spending after breakups, periods, or any slight inconveniences
• Signs from the universe that we used as an excuse to swipe the card 😌
• Unserious budgeting habits we’ll never give up
• Non-financial Girl Math moments (the delusional logic that rivals toxic relationships & situationships)
• 🎯 Game: Justify This Purchase… a true girl math masterpiece.
💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever called bad decisions “self-care”, or justified a hoe phase purchase with the most unserious math imaginable.
Follow for more weekly episodes, because your hoe phase deserves consistency 💖
📲 Follow us on IG / X / TikTok: @hoeandahousewife
📺 Watch us on YouTube!
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Timestamps:
0:59 – Chaotic Purchases: What’s your most unhinged purchase that you STILL defend?
6:06 – What’s a lie you told yourself to justify a bad decision…financial or emotional?
9:30 –What’s your version of “I deserved it” spending?
11:55 – Signs from the Universe: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever considered a sign to spend money?
14:31 – Fan Love ❤️🥰 (listener shoutouts)
17:58 – Unserious Budgeting: What’s your most unserious budgeting habit you’ll never give up?
21:17 – Non-Financial Girl Math: What’s your most delusional logic outside of money?
24:14 – 🎯 Game: Justify This Purchase (turning bad decisions into valid girl math)
