A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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A Hoe And A Housewife
EPISODE 8: “Toxic but Hilarious: Petty Confessions, Villain Era Wins & Hoe Phase Logic”
Some call it toxic, we call it comedy. This week we’re diving into the messy side of dating stories, petty revenge, and those bad decisions you swore you’d never admit out loud. From playing dumb on purpose, to lies that accidentally became canon, we’re unpacking the entertaining chaos that makes toxic relationships, cheating stories, and messy situationships worth retelling.
In This Episode We Unpack:
• Petty confessions that were wrong but objectively hilarious 🤣
• Playing dumb in situationships (and actually getting away with it)
• Red flags in dating that friends now enable because they’re entertaining 🚩
• Hoe phase logic vs. relationship advice that would never make it to a therapy session 🗒️
• Villain Era moments: when you were dead wrong, but also kind of a visionary 👀
• Best friend banter + storytime podcast energy (aka your weekly reminder that closure in relationships is optional)
💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever justified your hoe phase with “but it was funny though.”
New episodes every week! Follow for more petty confessions, hoe phase logic, and best friend banter ✨
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📺 Watch us on YouTube!
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Timestamps:
01:13 — What’s something you did that you knew was wrong but was objectively hilarious?
04:21 — When have you played dumb on purpose and it actually worked? 🤪
06:09 — What’s something you got away with that you’d 1000% do again?
08:05 — What’s a toxic trait you have that your friends now enable because it’s entertaining? ☕️
10:17 — What lie did you tell that became canon because you refused to correct it?
14:34 — GAME: Villain or Visionary? 😈
