A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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📺 Watch us on YouTube!
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A Hoe And A Housewife
EPISODE 9: “Unhinged Hot Takes: Cancel Roulette, Petty Opinions & Things We Shouldn’t Say Out Loud”
Some opinions are best kept private… but obviously those rules don't apply to us! This week we’re exposing unhinged takes, conspiracy theories, and irrational hate that would 100% get us canceled if they left our Notes app. From petty trends we think are dumb to secret confessions that are horrible but kind of iconic, this one’s pure cancel worthy, unfiltered chaos.
In This Episode We Unpack:
• The hot takes that would have Twitter in flames 🔥
• “Irrational” celebrity hate & pop culture gossip we can’t defend 👀
• Petty trends we think are dumb but no one admits it 🤡
• Controversial stories and opinions that toe the line 🚩
• Secret confessions we’ve never told anyone (and maybe shouldn’t) 🙈
• Best friend banter + storytime podcast energy
This one’s for you if you’ve ever had an opinion you’d only say in the group chat 💬
New episodes every week! Follow for more unfiltered chaos, cancel-bait confessions, and wild conspiracy theories explained 🤪
📲 Follow us on IG / X / TikTok: @hoeandahousewife
📺 Watch us on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd
🙈 Find All of Melody Parker’s Links
https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69
Timestamps:
0:34 – Opinion that would piss people off 😈
5:04 – Most unhinged take you’d only say here 🤪
9:05 – Hill you’ll die on no matter what 🪦
10:02 – Things women need to stop pretending to like 🙄
12:38 – Horrible but kinda iconic confession 👀
15:06 – Celeb/influencer you irrationally hate 🤡
19:29 – Dumb trend no one admits is dumb 🥴
21:51 - GAME: Cancel Roulette 🎰
