A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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A Hoe And A Housewife
EPISODE 10: “Soft Launches Gone Wrong: PR Stunts, Secret Relationships & Hard Lessons”
What happens when your situationship goes Instagram official… without you? 😅 This week, we’re breaking down the modern dating chaos of soft launches, hard launches, and the secret art of posting without posting.
In This Episode We Unpack:
• The most unhinged soft launches we’ve ever done (tattoos, plates, mystery shadows 👀)
• Getting soft launched without consent…🤣 and what we actually did about it
• The eternal debate: is it worse to stay hidden or get launched too early? 🙈
• When posting your relationship becomes PR: and how to tell the difference
• Celebrity soft launches we love, hate, and can’t stop screenshotting 🤥
• The fine line between being “private” and just straight-up secretive
•Game of the Week: Soft or Sus? 😇
💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever hard-launched the wrong man, or kept a situationship SO secret you almost forgot you were in it 😚
New episodes every week! Follow for more millennial girl talk that doubles as free therapy (and free chaos) 💖
📲 Follow us on IG / X / TikTok: @hoeandahousewife
📺 Watch us on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd
🙈 Find All of Melody Parker’s Links
https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69
Timestamps:
0:57 – Most embarrassing soft launch we’ve ever done
6:11 – Being soft launched without consent
9:09 – What’s worse: never being posted or being posted too early?
11:28 – Would you date someone who refuses to post you?
11:44 – When does posting become PR instead of love?
13:32 – Celebs who nailed the launch game (and who flopped)
16:04 – Hidden vs soft launched: what’s the difference?
17:26 – Is soft launching manipulative or just modern privacy?
19:53 – Game: Soft or Sus?
