A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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A Hoe And A Housewife
EPISODE 11: “Unblocking, Re-blocking, Healing: The Chaos Episode”
Are we actually healing… or just rebranding our toxicity? 🤡 This week we dive into the messy, chaotic, clown-nosed reality of what “healing” actually looks like. Think journaling at noon and texting your ex at 12:05, blocking/unblocking cycles, and all the delusional little milestones that make growth feel ✨spicy✨
In This Episode We Discuss:
• The most delusional “I’m healed” moments
• Whether blocking is growth or just petty rebranding
• Can you date while healing or do you need to be alone?
• Petty “healed” boundaries we’ve set (and broken)
• Why healing isn’t linear… it’s messy, petty, and sometimes drunk
•Game of the Week: Villain or Visionary: Healing Edition
💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever celebrated a week of no contact like a national holiday
Follow us on IG / X / TikTok: @hoeandahousewife
Watch us on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd
Find All of Melody Parker’s Links
https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69
Timestamps:
1:02 – Most delusional “I’m healed” moment
6:01 – Is blocking growth or just toxic rebrand?
9:08 – Blocker or muter?
11:31 – When you learned healing isn’t linear
16:23 – Dumbest thing you justified as “healing”
17:44 – Does healing look different for hoes vs. housewives?
19:22 – Can you heal while dating, or need to be alone?
23:11 – Pettiest “healed” boundary you’ve set
24:54 – Game: Villain or Visionary (Healing Edition)
