A Hoe And A Housewife
I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.
We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.
Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.
New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!
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A Hoe And A Housewife
EPISODE 12: “Dating Crimes & Confessions | Hoe Crimes & Misdemeanors (Season Finale)”
In this finale, we’re putting Season 1 on trial. From petty dating moves to wild confessions, “hoe crimes” gone wrong, and misdemeanors that should be legal! We’re breaking down ALL the chaos that got us here. Plus, we name-drop a few celebrities along the way 👀
✨ In This Episode We Unpack:
• The pettiest dating “crimes” we’ve committed
• Accidentally breaking the “hoe code” (double-booking, forgetting names, revenge blocking)
• Our wildest confessions before closing out the season
• Which misdemeanors should actually be legal
• Hoe Court: putting our stories (and yours) on trial with playful sentencing
💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever forgotten somebody’s name… at the worst time possible 😵💫
🛎️ New episodes every week. Follow for more wild stories, over complicated girl math, and Season 2’s Hoe Bootcamp!
📲 Follow us on IG / X / TikTok:
@hoeandahousewife
📺 Watch us on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd
Find All of Melody Parker's Links 🙈
https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69
Timestamps:
2:07 – Pettiest dating crime you’ll admit here
2:57 – Have you ever “accidentally” committed a hoe crime?
5:15 – Wildest confession to end Season 1
10:50 – Which misdemeanors should be legal?
13:24 – Which Season 1 stories deserve jail time vs. a fine
15:51 – Funniest lie you told to get out of trouble
21:49 – Wildest DM slide you’ve done that actually worked
25:15 – Ever faked a whole vibe/persona to pull someone?
27:09 – Your hoe felony that still makes you laugh or cringe
29:06 – Hoe Court Game (Guilty, Innocent, or Hung Jury)
