Under The Mountain: An ACOTAR Podcast
A married couple accidentally slays a wolf and is forced by the High Fae to make a Prythian Podcast.
Lauren and Frank take a comedic, critical (and costumed) look at the best-selling romantasy series A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Mass. Join us on our descent under the mountain.
Episodes
25 episodes
Welcome to Hell, Feyre! | ACOTAR Chapters 33 + 34
Feyre is finally going UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!!! We meet our resident Evil Queen, Amarantha and her cool sidekick... the Attor. Did Feyre use transportation magic to get Under the Mountain? Should we have taken Alis' advice more seriou...
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The Alis Exposition Dump | ACOTAR Chapter 32
Everyone's favorite servant (ALIS!) takes the time to lore dump alllll of the pertinent information before our descent Under the Mountain begins! Who TF are Jurian and Clythia? Why DID the High Lords agree to go to the Masquerade B...
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What ELSE is Nesta Hiding?? | ACOTAR Chapters 30 + 31
Feyre bonds with Nesta before realizing she simply MUST rescue poor Tamlin from Amarantha's clutches! And back to Prythian we go! If Nesta can fight off the glamour, what ELSE can she do? Is Isaac Hale's new wife AFRAID of Feyre? W...
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Faemous | ACOTAR Chapters 28 + 29
Feyre is back home in the disgusting human world and we get to spend some time with our favorite sisters… Nesta and Elain! What beauty secrets did Feyre learn in Prythian?? Elain wants to do WHAT on her trip to the continent? Feyre...
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Was This All A Part Of Tamlin's GRAND PLAN?? | ACOTAR Chapter 27
Feyre and Tamlin have one last whirlwind night before she is packed up and sent back home 😭💔Why DOES Feyre believe she can fight immovable gods? Did Tamlin have ULTERIOR MOTIVES this evening? Is Rhysand still sending Feyre PSYCHIC MESSA...
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Rhysand and Tamlin's WILD Past | ACOTAR Chapter 26
Uh oh, bad boy Rhysand has arrived! Join us (in the dining room) for some kneeling and some begging with our lunch 😏Rhysand taught Tamlin how to do WHAT?? Is Tamlin bowing totally ick or a power move? What was the REAL reason Amar...
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The REAL Reason Feyre Drank the Faerie Wine (Allegedly) | ACOTAR Chapter 25
Join us for the incredible and romantic Summer Solstice Festival at the Spring Court! Tamlin plays the fiddle, Feyre can't stop dancing and some magical kissing commences 💋Did Tamlin and Lucien PLAN to make Feyre drink faerie wine ON PU...
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Did Rhysand Make A Secret Visit In This Chapter? | ACOTAR Chapters 23 + 24
Feyre gets supercharged with Fae Vision, the Spring Court has a population boom and the Night Court leaves a nasty little gift. Did Rhysand make a secret visit under the willow tree?? How the hell do these glamours work anyway? Why...
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Faerie Pigs! | ACOTAR Chapter 22
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 22 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Tamlin does some magic tricks, there's an art exhibit and Feyre wears .... a DRESS???🧚🏻♀️ Socials: Youtube: https://www.youtube.c...
Calanmai | ACOTAR Chapters 20 + 21
** THE SURIEL IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES, I AM SORRY :( THE SHIPPING IS JUST REAL EXPENSIVE. LOVE ALL OF YOU ♥️ **Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 20 + 21 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. ...
The Fifth Limerick | ACOTAR Chapter 19
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 19 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre enters her artist era, Tamlin gets caught in a trap and an enemy enters the Spring Court 🦇🫣🧚🏻♀️ Socials: Youtube: https://w...
The Claiming of Lucien (The Musical) | ACOTAR Chapter 18
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 18 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. We have a spicy little picnic and take a dip in a starlight pool of mysterious origin and liquid ⭐️💦🧚🏻♀️ Socials: Youtube: https:...
My Wings! | ACOTAR Chapter 17
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 17 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. We see Prythian Urgent Care in ACTION, Lucien's eye is on the fritz and Feyre makes a promise she can't keep.🧚🏻♀️ Socials: Youtub...
Some Fae Are Old | ACOTAR Chapter 16
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 16 (sorry, no 17, we lied!) of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre calls out Alis for not having a man, the Suriel secret is out in the open and Tamlin puts in an important shopping ...
Suriels, Snakes + Snails | ACOTAR Chapters 14 + 15
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 14 + 15 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre catches the Suriel (everyone's favorite diva), the naga come out to play and Tamlin's big muscles save the day! Huzzah! 🧚🏻...
Slender Female Hands | ACOTAR Chapter 13
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 13 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre HATES BOOKS, we admire a beautiful mural (map?) and we get invited into Lucien's bedroom 🤭🧚🏻♀️ Socials: Youtube: https:...
There's Something Sweet | ACOTAR Chapter 12
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 12 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre doesn't look at art, Tamlin needs some TLC after the Bogge attack and the boys get a little heated in the dining room.🧚🏻♀️ Socials:...
Going Somewhere? | ACOTAR Chapters 10 + 11
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 10 + 11 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. We have a harrowing run-in with the Bogge, Tamlin has a rough week and Feyre gets absolutely wrecked by the Puca's tricks.🧚🏻♀️ Socia...
Tamlin's Shapeshifting Gifts | ACOTAR Chapters 8 + 9
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 8 + 9 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre and Lucien take a nice ride in the countryside. We learn more about the cursed masquerade ball and of some conveniently useful Fae that ...
I Think I'm Starting To Like The Spring Court | ACOTAR Chapter 7
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 7 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre expands her artistic horizons, Alis snaps back and is Tamlin... flirting? 😏🧚🏻♀️ Socials: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@U...
Plucked Like A Chicken | ACOTAR Chapter 6
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 6 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Feyre and Tamlin arrive at the beautiful Spring Court! We meet the ever-sassy Lucien, we eat a lavish feast (but SHOULD we??) and Feyre wants to we...
A Cursed Oathbreaker | ACOTAR Chapters 4 + 5
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapters 4 + 5 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. A frightening intruder barges into the house and the tenets of a mysterious treaty must be upheld! Why IS there a loophole in the treaty? Why ...
The Hale Wives | ACOTAR Chapter 3
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 3 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. We explore the subtext of the Hale family, the psychology of The Children of the Blessed and Feyre's attraction to the mercenary.** We apolo...
Maybe Nesta Has A Point... | ACOTAR Chapter 2
Frank and Lauren discuss Chapter 2 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Everyone's favorite sisters Nesta and Elain are here! Come join us in sleeping three to a bed in the most depressing cabin in... *checks map* Feyre...
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Sparkling Spindrifts | ACOTAR Chapter 1
WELCOME Under The Mountain - Prythians and Mortals, alike!Frank and Lauren begin their journey with Chapter 1 of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. Join us as we discuss wolves, faeries the world map, the lack of Gods.. and a...