Feminine Icon with Kyle Thorn

This week on The Salty Truth Podcast, I sit down with Kyle Thorn—social media creator, musician, entrepreneur, and one of Utah’s most recognizable digital personalities. From building a massive online following to navigating the highs and lows of life in the public eye, Kyle shares the unfiltered truth about creating a career from social media, chasing big dreams, and staying authentic through it all.

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Transcript

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Welcome to the Salty Truth Podcast. I'm Lindsay K. Foreign, your luxury-loving, dill-closing, reinvention queen who has literally built a career off of saying the things that only other people think. Each week I get real about ambition, relationships, money, motherhood, and what it truly means to be a powerhouse woman balancing big dreams and real life. I get the opportunity to sit down with individuals that are truly making transformations and redefining success. Raising the bar and refusing to play small. So let's get cozy, grab yourself a glass of wine, martini, whatever that fabulous drink might be. Hit subscribe and baby, let's get salty. Alcohol. I would have gone back if I was like had I known about this earlier, I would have put it on the floor. Okay, question for you. I just like it. Hey salty gang, welcome back to another episode of The Salty Truth. And do I have something amazing for you today? I get to have Kyle Fucking Thorne on the podcast, baby. Yes, baby. Kyle fucking Thorn. Thank you. I love it. That's so period. First off, thank you for having me. I'm so honored to be here. Second off, girl, I've been begging to be on podcast, so I'm just honored to be here. I'm excited. And I'm ready to talk shit, talk truth, inspire the world. Let's get started, girl. Fuck yeah, baby. Oh my god. I love you. I wish we were drinking vodka, but we're not. We have Diet Cokes today. We're being skinty and healthy, period. Skinty and healthy, period. But it's the cherry kind, and this shit is so good. I've never had the cherry one. Are you not drinking the cherry? No, I got regular. Girl. I was scared. That's okay. It's good. I'll tell you that much. Okay, I'll have to try it. I've never tried the cherry. It's so good. I love it. Also, I'm rolling up a hot fucking mess because I was just getting RF microneedling, which don't ask me what that means because I'm still learning. But they were like blasting my face with like these needles. And so I can like barely move my face right now, but I'm here. And I'm queer. Let's go. I'm here. I'm queer and I'm ready to party. Period. I have been so addicted to like your whole period. Am I hearing it more? Everyone says it. Yeah. I mean, it's it's the best word ever, but I say it way too much. I'll probably say it 30,000 times in this, and I apologize in advance, but I say it way too much. Period. Period. You can say it to anything. Like, period. Ever since like you, like, well, because we have podcasted before, but we had we had to do a redo. Yeah. But ever since like our time, I was like, period and boots are like my favorite thing. Yes. You remember boots. You remember boots. I love that. Boots and period. Okay, I did my job then. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. So what have you been up to? Um, you know, the jazz, everything. I've been working like crazy, actually. Like, I have nothing like super fun to report on, but I am going on vacay next week. I can't wait. Just to Newport. I'm so jealous. Yes. That sounds so fun. Yeah, it's spring break for kids, so we're gonna go to Newport for a couple weeks, which I'm so excited for. I feel like I've been running in circles. Yeah, like I get that. This time has been super crazy. But you've had something fun. What? I need to hear all about your birthday. If I even remember it. Yeah. I drank way too much. I was jelly. I was like, can I come? I literally ready was like, come down. Um yeah, so I rented like have you read of Desert Color? I think we talked about this once, but it's in St. George, it's like a vacation spot. You can live there too, but I want to live there one day. I think it's so bougie. They have like the big lagoon, they have all the fancy pools, whatever. It's basically like the Mormon version of Palm Springs. That's such a good description. Which I'm going to Palm Springs next week. But that's oh anyway. So um, yeah, I rented a house. I do it every year, and um most of the time I can't get anyone to show. I get like three or four people. It's okay. I would have gone. I was like, had I known about this earlier, I would have fucking gone. I'm just bad at inviting people. I always feel last minute. I'm like, hey, come, and they're like, wish I could have known like two weeks ago. But I literally always book it like the week before. Yeah. Because then I was like, do I do it? Do I not? Anyway, so I booked it. So it was me, my brother, my husband, and my one friend. That was it. Oh, fun. And it slept like 20-something people. So it was a big house, but it's just the four of us in there. And that's basically it. We like swept. My favorite thing in the world is laying in the sun by a pool with a martini. That's my house. So that's all I wanted, and that's why we were still there is because it's like down the road. And it was like 85 degrees. Yeah. So I was like, period. So yeah, we did that, and then we went gambling. Oh I literally was manifesting you so hard. I was like, she said she won. I can do this. I played uh which I did go up, but I only went up like 40 bucks or something. Yeah. What is it called? It was the Casino Eureka. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And Mesquite. Um, which I actually liked. It's so chill. Yeah. And we did the power pick game. Have you heard of that? Power pig. Power pig. Oh yeah. Are they like the fully electronic ones that have like a rows? Yeah, and then there's like three pigs, and you have to get them like explode or something. Yeah. I was so addicted. We played for like six to eight hours. Like I was so locked in. You just sit there and push the button. It looks so fun. I know. It's addicting, huh? Yeah. But I didn't win. I mean, I could make $40. But for an eight-hour day, you make 40 bucks. Such a ripoff. Such a ripoff. Well, and how much how much do you lose to make 40? That's the other two. Because you think like sometimes you'll win. Yeah. And you're like, I won. And then you're like, wait, but I spent this. And you're like, oh, so I didn't win. It doesn't make you think you're winning. Oh my god. It's such a mess. No, it does. And it's like, I don't know, it just like is a dopamine hit too. And then it becomes like this huge addiction, and you're just staring at this screen like, it's so messed up. Like, what are we doing? But it's ridiculous. That's basically it. And then I came back home. Oh yeah. Okay. So I came back from that little weekend trip, which was so fun. And then I flew my friend from LA out, and she stayed with us for four days. So the party continued. Yeah. And then my friends that I just like recently made twins the dads shout out. They're a gay couple. They just had two twins. Yeah. A set of twins, is that what you say? Yeah. Um, and they were like, we want to throw you a party. And I was like, okay, period. Like, no one throws me parties. Okay. So I went to their house and we basically just got drunk. But um, it was so fun. And they like had gifts for me and a cake, and I was like, what in the world? Like, I was it was honestly the best day of my life. That's amazing. Yeah, it was so fun. And then we just like sang karaoke, and I don't even remember. Yeah. I think I yeah, I think I mooned them in the whole moment. But yeah, that's basically it. Oh, so you guys are close. I know. I'm a Pisces, he's an Aries. Yeah. I'm learning about my star sign. I know, isn't it interesting? What are you? I'm a Pisces. Oh, yeah. Okay. But I don't know like a lot about that stuff. My sister's like way into that shit. She's like Reiki and all this crazy stuff. Yeah. I love that. But me, I'm like, I don't know very much about it. I know I don't either. I'm trying to learn. I have some friends that are teaching me, and I'm like, okay, this is sweet. When I read like the description of like Pisces and what it means to be a Pisces, I was like, oh yeah, that describes my weird fucked up personality. I love that. Well, apparently we're dreamers, right? That's what a Pisces is, which is so true up here all the way. All the time. I'm like, I need to ground myself, but it's so hard. I don't know how to do it. It is hard. My husband's always just like, what the fuck is wrong with this self-hero science? Yeah. I don't know how to like I even make an effort. I'm like, hey, I'm gonna go stand out in the grass today and like focus. Feet in the grass, but it doesn't help. We could do that together with martinis. Or put our feet into the grass. Just we'll just stand and stare at each other to make a few. We're grounding. I love that. With a dirty martini. What more could you ask for? Yeah. Sounds grounding. Sounds good to me, girl. That's cool. But yeah, so we're going to Disneyland for his birthday. He goes every year. He's obsessed with Disney. Oh, fun. So that's what we're doing. Well, he is a Utah. Yeah. And the Utah loves Disney. I know. It's crazy. Like you go there, and 90% of them are in BYU merch. Yeah. Yeah. Just like its own little Utah hub. Yeah. Oh, speaking of BYU merch. What? I ordered. Okay, I got two things for the podcast today. Okay. And they all got pushed back. Well, they were supposed to come today, but they got pushed back. And I was like, oh, they'll be fine if they come today because this originally we were gonna do this tomorrow, but whatever. I'm like, okay, if they come Tuesday, I'll be fine. So anyway, I got you a little boo-boo. Shut the bum. So I have to give it to you because I was so sad that you got the blue one. Why do I always get the ones I don't want? I don't know. Somebody commented on it and was like, never buy a lottery ticket in. No, I will never buy it. I know. I'm always like laughing. But how it came up is um my youngest daughter, my nine-year-old, we were watching TikToks and she loves her TikToks when you guys like do the reveals and stuff. And so we were watching it when I think it was you and your brother got the laboooboos. Yeah. And she had just gotten one, and she's like, Oh, I wonder what color they get. And she's like so into it. And she's like, after you said BYU blue, she's like, he better not get the blue one. And then she's like, Mom, we need to get him a new laboo. No way! Oh, that makes me so sad. I wish we could have filmed tomorrow. I could have opened it. It's okay. I'll meet up with you for drinks and your laboo boo. That would be the best video ever. We're like at a bar opening laboo boos. Yes, that's fire. Let's do it because I got two of them. Yes. I love it. And then the other one, I'm just gonna tell you because they're so funny. The other one I'm so bummed about. It gets worse. I bought bonnets. Why did you buy a bonnet? What is this? Remember last time I told you I went on Mormon track growing up? And you're like, Will you please do a podcast with a bonnet? I was gonna pull out a bonnet like halfway through the podcast and just put it on. What are you doing? Oh, dang it. Well anyway, that was the mistake. I was like, God damn it, this would have been so good. Okay, well, if this podcast gets three comments, we'll have to do part two. Yeah, yeah. And then we can wear a bonnet. And then we can do bonnets. I'll wear a dress. I'll wear the whole thing. In our Trek outfit. Yes. Oh my god. I have a picture of me in the whole outfit holding a dad turkey. Oh my gosh. Wait, do you have like crazy stories from that? Because that could be a whole episode. I know. I don't know if there was anything that crazy. Just I guess more like me, like I don't know, like we were like starved. Like you get like croth and like a roll. Because you have to eat like you have to eat like how they did. Yeah. And I don't know. So I probably do have some weird stories, but nothing like super crazy. But I was just more I I was so hungry at the end of it. They like put these um turkeys in an area and we had to like capture them, kill them, and like catch a turkey. Yeah, I had to catch it, kill it, pluck it, everything. And everybody was like, oh my god, I'm not gonna do that. And I was so hungry, I was like, Me and one of the guys just like killed the turkey, and I like pluck that damn thing. It's crazy. Crazy. I'm at a loss. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to say about that. Yeah. How do you kill that? You just like smack its head. No, I don't know if I can tell you. You have to chop its neck off. Oh my gosh. I know. I think my dad told me that when he was like young, he had to do that to like a chicken. Yeah. And he said, probably was. He says, they like still run around or something. Yeah. Oh. Oh, it was high. It was awful. But anyway. REP turkeys and chickens. We love you. Yeah, so comment and let's do part two, and we will do this whole thing in bonnet. Yes, done. That's so funny. So funny. I wonder what love boo-boo color it was gonna be. I know. What if it was blue? What would you do? I would cry. That would have been so funny, though. Just a double whammy. I know. That would have been hilarious. Oh my gosh. But yeah, so we have prizes for you. Yes. My daughter was so mad that you got blue. I know. No, I'm still mad about it. I uh honestly, I don't even know where it went. Like, I think I'm hoping Tucker has it, but I was so annoyed. I was like, I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't know where it went. Your extra reveals are funny, though. I love them. And like the McDonald's. They're cute. Yeah, I don't know why. It's just fun. I think it's like because normally with that content, we're always doing like skits. So we like plan it out. It takes all day. We have to dress up, we have to get props, like yada yada yada. And it's so fun to do, but like it's a lot of work. But with those, it's like, oh, we can just like hit record and just be ourselves and open it. And it's just so it's just easy. We keep texting each other, we're like, oh my gosh, this is amazing. Like, we can just do this for now. Like we're having so much fun doing it. Um, so shout out to the people watching. Thank you for liking it. Because we always try to find things that people like, but they're just I don't know, they're just comical, they're funny. Like, I love when you get like the simple, what was it like a um Spongebob SquarePants drink? Oh, yeah. I'm talking about that was hilarious. Yeah, oh my gosh. I know there's so many videos. Like, I was scrolling on my page the other day, and I was like, holy shit, like we post a lot of videos. People will be like, oh my gosh, I loved this video, and I'm like, I have to like remember it. I'm like, what are you talking about? What are you saying? Then they pull it up. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. But that's just kind of how it is when you're running so fast because the algorithm is like post, post, post. I start half the time I don't know what I'm throwing up. Just running. I don't know. See, I need to like get this is all the stuff I need to start doing. Yeah. Because I obviously need a girl, but I'm not getting enough content out there. Yeah. And I think it's because I'm overthinking it. So it's good to hear you say, like, I don't know, like how you guys are just like doing these videos, and you don't have to like get crazy or get all these props. Like, I don't know how, which I guess rolls into a good question because you become like with being a comedian and content creator and influencer, like, how did you get there? Um like, what are you doing to build success? Because you're doing amazing. Thank you. That's so nice. Um, I don't know. So, okay, it sounds cringe, but the first thing is obviously just being consistent, like at least with the algorithms these days, you have to just keep showing up. Yeah. And that's honestly the hardest part because how do you not get burnt out? Like there's days where I'm like so burnt out, but I'm like, I have to show up because the second you stop, it just kind of like you get like punished for a second. Yeah, you have to build it back up. So staying consistent and then yeah, like that, taking care of yourself so you can keep showing up and keep your energy up is like something that I think we're still trying to figure out. I mean, we've been doing this since I was literally eight years old, but trying to like just figure out how to balance it all is key. So if anyone has any advice, let me know. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just running out here trying to make it work. But you also just have to love it. I think that's huge because if something flops, or like you don't see success for a while, if you just do it because you love it, you'll just keep going. Yeah. But if you're not doing it because your heart's in it, then I feel like you'll stop. Yeah. Also, I feel like um for me, what's like really satisfying is like making good content. And that doesn't mean it has to be like high quality or like uh I don't know, cinematic or whatever, but just like good quality that you're like, this is funny, I'm proud of this, or this tells a story, or whatever that looks like for each person. Because then even if it flops, you're still happy because you're like, I think it's great, you know. So I think trying to do that is really important. But trying to do that every day, girl, I don't know. I know that's exhausting. I try, like, yeah, and I think like it's funny because like I actually do enjoy it. I'm just like, wow, how do I like fit this in? Yeah, and then I decided, oh my god, are you ready? I was like kind of annoying myself because I'm like, how do I fit all this in? Like, where do I have time? Blah blah blah. And my husband's like, look at your screen time. I'm like, shrug the flashback, wait. And he's like, How much screen time in your phone do you have a week? Yeah, and I'm like, oh, that's so valid that I get that. Yeah, so I calculated like an average of an hour and a half, like on my phone a day. Yeah, which some things I have to be on. Yeah, I don't think it's that bad. Oh, I I wonder what mine is. Mine's down any more than that. And so I'm like, okay, I guess if I look at that realistically and calculate like where I am wasting time, like if I put that time into my content, yeah, right. Yeah, for sure. And an hour and a half is more during the week. I don't I didn't look at my weekend, what are we doing over here? I don't well that's actually crazy you say that because when we like me and my brother took off on TikTok and just like blew up so fast, I never watched the app. Like, what I would do is I only opened it to film and post, and then I would swipe out, and I want to open it for the next day. So I never knew if the video was doing good or bad. I just did it. Like I was like, this is funny, period. Post. Post. Okay, second it was uploaded, I swiped out. I didn't look at it, I didn't read the comments, nothing. Then the next morning I'd get up and be like, okay, next video, swipe, open, check it. Oh, it actually did good. Okay, do the next one, swipe, get out. So I never watched anything. Um, now it's a little different because I feel like uh you kind of have to like know what's going on a little bit. Yeah, so that's what I'm like. That's what I'm picking up on, and that's what I'm trying to kind of do. Yeah, it's hard. How do you know what's going on without like consuming it? Yeah. So how do you do that without consuming too much? Because you have to. I know. Well, if you think about it, it's just like if you were at any job, like you have to like keep up with your market of what's going on. Exactly. So essentially you're spending that same amount of time. Like, I have to do that with real estate. I have to know everything that's going on, or else I'm an i I sound like an idiot, you know. No, that makes so much sense. And even real estate. State content. I have to know what's trending. Like it's just to watch. No, seriously, it is. And I think the hardest part is like even when you said you spent an hour and a half a day on your phone or whatever. But also, like, I need recharge moments. You know what I mean? And so it's like I'm not just the machine that can just go, go, go all the time. And so sometimes like that hour and a half could just be like recharging you and just letting you chill. Yeah. And to just channel that and to be like, okay, I'm gonna make more stuff. It's like, I don't know. There's like a balance. It's so hard. No, it's so true. I'm still trying to figure it out. It's so true. Um, and I think that when like you are in the influencing world or brand creating or whatever it is, yeah. Like sometimes I feel like you give so much and it takes so much of your energy and like to be extra. Yeah. That when you're down, you're freaking like you are down. That is like I just said frickin'. You're I feel frickin' down. You are frickin' down, baby. Like off frick. Frick! I was where was I? I don't know. We have to keep talking about this though. This is way better than what I was gonna say. I was gonna say, I was out um in LA this last week, and I said like frick or dang it or something like that, and everyone started laughing so hard at me that I was like, What? I just do I don't even realize. I love it. It's amazing. But wait, what were you saying though? You were saying that when you're down, when you're down, you're down like you almost like sometimes I'm like Yeah, I'm like no one can talk to me. I need to just be in a room. Darks that was me on my phone. Yes, that was me. Yeah, was that two days ago? Because I have been running nonstop for like the last two weeks, three weeks, and I literally crashed. Like I was just laying downstairs playing copia, like the new Switch game, and I was ignoring my phone, like on purpose. People called, I was like, I'm not answering. I had nothing to give, I couldn't. Yeah, I was like, if I answer, I'm gonna be the worst version of myself, and you're not gonna like that. So I just ignored everyone for the day. But yeah, it's hard. How do you like keep going with it all? I don't know. I don't know. Someone once told me that you have to do uh quarterly two-week vacations. Say less. That sounds amazing. Okay, yeah, that'd be so nice. If you think about it, like if you planned your year by quarters and like put everything in the cable and then and this is my two-week vacation. I love that. Do you know what my problem is though? I don't know how to stop. Yeah, like even when I crash, I still go. So even if I'm on vacation, I'm still posting, I'm still filming. Well, if we have to, right? I literally cannot. Like it's a me thing, and like my mom or like my husband will be like, you need to stop. Like my friend called me the other day. She was like, get Jeremy, have him tie you down. You're not allowed to do anything for eight days. I was like, I don't know how to, like, I can't do it. Yeah, I just have to keep going. It's a me problem, it's a blessing and a curse. No, I get it, but I I don't know how to like shut it off. Even when I'm burnt out, yeah, I'm still like trying to do something. I don't know. No, I get I'm the same way, and I think too, like for me, some of it is because if I'm not doing something, my mind starts running amuck a little amuck, yeah. Yes, and I get like lost in my own thoughts, and so if I'm busy, like I feel better, I feel happier, and I don't know. So we're the same. Is that a pipe? Pising is what the fuck about? What the fuck? No, that's seriously how I have to stay protected, and then I'm like my the best version of myself, but yeah, yeah, I don't know. If not, I just get in my head, yeah, and then I spiral. I do too. How do we stop that? I don't know. I don't either. I'm in my 40s and I still haven't figured it out. We have to figure this out. Because what am I gonna do when I'm like 85? Uh gummies? Gummies. Wait, I actually want to try gummies. We should try a gummy. Um, I think there's is it legal in Utah? How does that work? Are we allowed to talk about this? Is it legal? Yeah, I think we're allowed to talk about it. What's the law? Well, I mean, no, I don't think it I think you have to go to like out of state, I think like Colorado or something to get them. Really? I think because here you don't have to have a medical. So it's legal if you have a card. Yeah. You have to have a card. Uh your spiraling anxiety. Like I don't know. I don't know, like it's a regular doctor or like a medical I don't know. Yeah. I have no idea. I don't either. But I believe that there's like uppers and downers. So like if you want a gummy that like brings your energy up, you would get that. If you want one that like calms you and makes you relax, like they have those. I don't know if I could do that one though. No. I think I have to do the upper one. I think so. Probably. I don't know because if you every time it's the down one makes time stop, exactly. I don't know. But if it is that, I can't do that. I actually don't do well on stuff like that. I have to be in control. Yeah. I don't know. So maybe I don't want to do it. I don't know. I hear great things, but then when I think about my personality, I'm like, maybe not. I don't know. That's funny. Yeah. Um, also, yeah, I cannot wait. I saw that your clothing company launched. I'm so excited about a sweatshirt. Yeah. Feminine I got. I got the blue one. Okay, cute. Because when you wore it, I was like, I need that. Thank you. And I just got a shit ton of backlash on the internet for oh yeah, that was getting my post about if you're feminine, you is her being in your feminine, you can get whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Oh my god, someone said I should die. Oh my gosh. That's wild. Yeah. So I'm like, well, now I'm getting a feminine fucking icon sweatshirt. Oh, yeah, you are. Yeah. It's a movement out of this. I'm gonna wear it in like um green screen. Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. That's the yeah, that'd be so funny. That's but I also got the t-shirt. Oh my gosh! I love the t-shirt. Yes, thank you. I know I I'm excited for it. I need to like promote it more. I'm so busy I haven't had time, but I need to do that. Yeah, you'll have to send me the link because I can link it on a podcast. Yeah, all need to get on there and get your feminine icon sweatshirt, yeah. And then remind me what the t-shirt says. It says feminine icon, and then it says, I can't help but that I'm bougie. Yeah, yeah. And the back, right? Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I think I got like black ones. Oh, cool. Yeah, cute. I suppose thank you so much. Uh-huh. Yeah, everyone go check it out. If you're a feminine icon, do it. Yeah, Asha Girl. I love it. Yeah. Um, what were you doing in LA? Um, I went, okay, so I was supposed to go to record my next song because I'm doing like have an album EP thing. But it got canceled and moved to May, so I am going to I went to why did I go? Meet my manager. That's why I went. Oh, okay. Um, I signed with a new agency and I've never met her. So I just went out there and met her and her clients and stuff. So yeah. Yeah. It was like quick. It was like 24 hours. I flew out in the morning, spent the night, woke up, came back. Well, if you ever need a buddy, I mean, I could help you fly. I could get you drunk. Yes. No, oh my god, you can't I was thinking about you. I was like, I hope he's okay on his flight. I was so good on my flight. I went to the bar. Okay, so I flew into Burbank. Have you been to the Burbank? No. It is so chill. Really? It's like tiny. And um my producer and stuff's on the valley side of LA, and that's where Burbank is or whatever. So it's a lot more convenient than going into LAX. But anyway, so I flew into there, but or no, yeah. And when I was leaving, I got there early because I was stranded all day because I didn't have a hotel, and I was like, whatever. So I went to the bar and I got like three martinis. So I was like, jealous. Yeah, good. But then I went on the flight and I was like, can I get a vodka soda? And she's like, Do you want a double? And I said, Absolutely. Period. Thank you so much for the food for that. So I had the best flight ever. Oh, good. For like five minutes. Okay. That's good. Because I'm a horrible flyer. I'm so bad at it. I know. I have about an hour and a half on a flight, and then I start freaking out. I'm like, get me off of this. Yeah. I can't do it. I have a really hard time. And I I I don't know. I haven't always been that way. Yeah. But it's getting worse. Like I noticed maybe about 25. When I was about 25, I was like, okay, long flights are bugging me. And the last like few years, I like I feel like I'm gonna flip the fuck out. Oh my gosh, literally. And like I have to, like, I don't know. I have to like first class or comfort or something, first of all. Yeah. Because I always am the person that gets stuck like in the middle of two like huge people. Yeah, and so you're just yeah, freaking closure. I get it. And I'm ready to flip. I always have to sit metal seat because my husband refuses. Well, he's tall. Yeah. But he always wants the window because he likes to look out. Yeah. I'm always on the metal seat. And I'm like dying. Literally. I'm like, oh, because I have little, I get punished. That's what happens. I'm like, oh, just because I have five foot fucking four. So literally, what? But no, I I get that. Um, have you heard of Breeze, the like air? I flew Breeze and I got first class by 200 bucks. Oh, that's not very much. It was great. So I need to figure out because I fly into Orange County a lot. Oh, yeah. And the flights from Salt Lake to Orange County are fucking ridiculous. They're like $600 on mail test. Is that the Newport one? Yeah, yeah, the SA. Oh, that's where I'm going. Oh, you are? Wait, when are you going? I'm going Wednesday. I'm going Thursday. Ow. Really? We missed each other, yeah. Well, we should meet up. I know. Because we're going to Disney and then we're going um to an event out at Coachella. Oh, really? So yeah. With like Lola blankets. Shout out to Lola Blankets. Hey! So yeah. I know I want to deal with Lola blankets. Get her a code. Come on. Get her a code. That's cool. Um that's exciting. Yeah. I'm excited. That'll be way fun. Yeah. I don't know how excited I am for the Disneyland part. I okay. I enjoy Disneyland. Yeah. Don't get it twisted. Once I'm there, I have a blast. Yeah. But my husband is a Disney fan. Like, we have to be there at 8 a.m. and we cannot leave until they are literally like. My feet are gonna be so sore. My back is like killing me every time. And then the last few lines, I'm like, Jeremy, like my back hurts. Can we go home? Like, I'm tired. He's like, not until it closes. And so I have to power through. Oh my gosh. I'm like, we've ridden Space Mountain 14 times. Let's go. Let's go. We've already done it. Yeah. But he So do you guys do like the more like what are they called fast passes still? Yeah. Yeah, but lightning. I don't know. Yeah. Like, does he know? Like he probably knows how to do that whole system. It's a whole thing. It is. It's crazy. He's got a got us blocked in the whole day, and you barely have time to eat. You'll just run in. You're just running. You're going. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, but it's fun. It is fun. It's fun to watch him be happy. So I'll go do it for that. You're so cute. And I again I do like Disney though, but girl, can we just do like a half day? I know. Well, like, I want to go and just like chill. Chill. Yeah. That would be so fun. Like, not have to run from line to line and like hang out. Get some food. Just go on a walk, take some pictures. Like, that'll be economic. Yeah. I've never really done that. Yeah. Well, it's got to like cram it in, but we usually just do like a weekend. Yeah. Yeah. That'll be fun. We're even staying in Newport. Um, it's just like a high. Oh, thanks. Yeah. And then we rent to the car. We're gonna drive into Palm Springs. And then we'll just drive back down there. So yeah. That'll be fun. That'll be fun. Yeah, we're there for like a week. We're just right off of the beach. So nice. Do you want to meet up and have cocktails? Yes, that'd be so oh my god. Thursday night. Are you busy? No. We might be able to, because we were just saying we land and what are we gonna do? Because we don't have any date. Yeah. And we land at like six. Yeah. So we could just meet you. We rent to the car, so we'll just drive to you. Yeah, that'd be perfect. That would be so fun. That's probably when like sunset hits too. Yeah. Oh, period. You take you the little shitty beach ball. What's that? The beach ball bar right off of the boardwalk. Okay, is it fun or what? It's really interesting. They have like uh I don't know, pool tables and stuff. It's a pretty like being down. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's like the best. I know. That's what I love it. It's right off the strat and like cool. Jeff and I go there every time that we're in Newport. Cool. Yeah. That sounds way fun. Yeah, we're like have you been to Fashion Island? Yes. What's that? Because I was thinking of taking him there, but is that a vibe? Yeah. I think they have like high-end stores. Yeah, there's two fun and stuff. I think there's two malls in Newport. One's great and one sucks. Oh, okay. But I think Fashion Island is the fashion. Yeah. I think so too. Um, because there's one with like mediocre stores, and then yeah, the other one has like really good design designer shops and all the good stuff. Huh. Okay. Maybe I'll text you which one it is. Yeah, let me know. I have to ask my mom. Yeah. She'll know if it's Fashion Island or the other one. Is it even called? I think it's Fashion Island. Yeah, it's Fashion Island. Period. I think I got my first Louis Vuitton, actually. Started really. Okay. Yeah, I think I got my first Louis there. That's not funny. Yeah. Because we didn't have those wait like before we had one. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah. But I'll text you. I'll let you know which one's the good one. Yeah, let me know. But yeah. You need a little boo for your bag. I know. I don't have one. I know. What bag would I put it on, though? Whatever you're feeling. I was watching um Call Her Daddy. Oh yeah. Alex Cooper was interviewing. Oh my gosh. This keeps happening to me. I keep forgetting people's names. Oh, I'm horrible with names. I get it. What's her name on Sex in the City? Carrie Bradshaw. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if Carrie Bradshaw's her real name right now, or that's her name. That's just who she is to us. That's enough. And that's fine. But anyway, she was like asking her questions and she's like, okay, loboo-boo on the per on the handbag or no labu-boo. And she's like, what the fuck is a boo? What the fuck's a laboo boo? Oh my gosh. But yeah, I do need one. I'm trying to think what bag I'm gonna put it on. At least just for the meme for the moment. Yeah. It's not permanent. No. But don't get a blue one. That's what I have. Fucking blue one. But you don't get a fan. It just shows up. I know, it just shows up. I know. My husband about died when he found out how much they were when we bought our kids some. It's crazy. They're expensive. I know. Yeah. One time I bought a lefufu. Wait, what is fake laboo? But I didn't know. Are you serious? I was so excited. I it was literally, I just got done recording, period. I flew home, got home, my husband picked me up. We went to the gas station, and they had laboo boos in the gas station. I said, no fucking way. So I go up to the cashier. I'm like, you guys have labu-boos? And she's like, yeah, whatever. I'm like, I'm buying one. So I buy it. She's like, you wouldn't believe how many people have been coming in and calling us. Like, you're lucky you got your hands on that. I'm like, thank you so much. Like, I can't believe that. So I got in the car and I filmed a whole ass video, like, guys, my first labu boo. I'm so excited, whatever. It was fade. It wasn't real. And everyone was making fun of me because, like, you can tell it's so fake. But when I didn't, I didn't know. I've never seen a real laboo boo. Yeah. So I was living, but it is literally the jankiest thing ever. There's like scratches on the eyes. Like it was a mess. I don't even know where it went. Maybe one of your cats got it. Probably. But it was yellow. Oh. Wasn't blue. Wasn't blue. But whatever. That's funny. I know. Well. I don't know why it's so fun. I think it's hilarious. Lefufu. Lafu. Isn't that what they call a fake lafu? Yeah. I'm just assuming. But I hear people say that's a lefufu. That's what they told me. So right. That's hilarious. Right. There's some other interesting ones that they're not laboo boos and they're like more teddy bear looking. Oh cute. That my daughter was telling me about. Oh cute. She got one and they're freaking cute. And they have like different um themes for each one. Oh my gosh. Like you can get like a strawberry, you can get cotton candy. I want that one. They're cute. I want that one. I'm calling it. I want cotton candy. Okay. That's cute. I'm getting hot candy. No, they're really cute. Um, wait, what song are you gonna be recording? I don't know. Oh I just make it up when I get in there. Do you really? Yeah. I love that. It's fun. I love songwriting. I yeah, I don't know. It's gonna be something you can pop your ass to, but that's all I know. I love it. We usually go in with the vibe. Like sometimes we'll make our head we need like something slow or whatever, or we'll be like, I don't know, that's whatever the mood is. Yeah. But we're trying to do more like club vibe right now, which is fun. Yeah, that's super fun. Um yeah, because when I did period, the publishing company that I'm like working with or whatever, they heard it and they were like, we want that again. Like, do that again. I'm like, okay. Yeah. So I don't really know. Well, that music is like that style of music is like fucking going right now. It's fun. It's so fun. Yeah. And I listen to period a lot. Remember when I told you, like, this is my new get ready song? I love it. Yeah, that's so fun. Not kidding, I'll paranos say, period. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it's gonna be about. I want to write a song about money. I don't know what that means, but I love when people like write songs about money. Yeah, like do you know LaKay 47? You know who that is? No. She got you might have heard on like a car commercial, but it's like money. I got money. Maybe I got money. I don't know. I love music like that. So I think that'd be fun. Something empowering. Yeah. Because it's a club track, so it's gotta be up there. I was uh playing with AI music the other day because I want a song. Okay, how do you do that? You just like here, I'll show you. Shut up. Is that an app or what? Yeah, like uh so the song AI is what I use. Oh, okay. And I like put in because I want um, I want like my own song for my podcast, like for my intro and outro. Yeah. Um, so I was just like playing with it, but like do you type like make me this or what yeah, like I kind of put like what my thoughts were. Okay, it doesn't put it together exactly how you want, but like I'll play for you. Like I didn't think it did like anything too bad, but like this is a little bit more like dark, I think. It's not so like poppy. Yeah. But I just put in like two, three sentences, and this is what it threw together. Yeah. I don't know. That's crazy. I was just taking over everything. But you still have to like from what I understand, you'd still have to like um buy the actual, I don't know, whatever to it. Whatever the rights to it. I think you'd have to buy the rights to it. But then it doesn't have like all the stuff for the sound. So like if I went and plugged that or not plugged that, if I went Bluetooth to my car. If I went Bluetooth to my car and played it, it doesn't sound like something that I get off of like Apple Music or Spotify. Does that make sense? So like you're not gonna be like getting it out of the same thing as you if like out of a studio. Yeah, the sound just isn't as good. But it just is crazy what it throws together. How long did that take? Two seconds. It took like 90 seconds to generate. Are you kidding me? Uh-huh. That is a wild. Can you say anything on there? I might have to go play with that. Yeah, you can. Actually, that might it might help give you like ideas. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then you could use it like as kind of a stepping. Yeah. Oh. I think I'm really more feeling back in my thing. That's good. Hey, I'm coming back, guys. That's so funny. I know it's so weird. The recovery, like tomorrow, I'll have all these like little like black dots all over my face. Like these track lines. Yeah. But I have to do it one more time and then I will see the results, I guess. Yeah. Do you have to do it three times? But damn, that hurts. It does. My gosh. I have to get mine one more time. Yeah. More weeks in between. That's how mine is. Have you done it? Do you have to do it three times? That's like so. I bought like a three package. Um, my girlfriend Tori, she is a master esthetician up here at Still Vault. I don't know if you've heard of that place. That's awesome. Um, she is fucking amazing. Wow. And so anyway, I bought a package through her, and I did the Moxie. And then I don't know why it's called a BBL, but it's called a BBL. And I told somebody, I'm like, oh, I'm getting a BBL today. And they're like, what? And I was like, no, not that kind of BBL. I don't need to make my ass any different. Yeah. Well, they're two different things. I think they're both laser generated, but the BBL targets reds and browns. Okay. And then they like come up to the surface and like crinkle off. Oh. Like they just so you're like flaking. Yeah. Wow. And then um Moxie is, I believe, a laser as well. And it targets like um resurfacing your skin, your pores, all that kind of stuff. So I looked like I had a major sunburn, like insane for a couple days. Yeah. And I was just like my eyes were almost swollen shut. It was crazy. Oh my gosh. So you do the same thing. Yeah. And I think like what you're doing is pretty similar. I just have older skin. Whatever, girl. Um, but yeah, you do like separate ones, and then supposedly it's supposed to look really good. That's wild. Yeah. Yeah. One more time, and we'll see the results. I'm excited to see. Yeah. How do you feel about me getting my freckles removed? I know it's such a hard because I have a lot of freckles too. I just never even thought about it. Mine are like minimal right now. No. Cause I don't mind my freckles, so right. I never even thought about it. No, because I feel like when you have freckles and that's part of who you are, like your skin. Yeah, I've just always had them. So I don't know. Me too. Like, I don't know. If I were to do it, like I would have to like do my whole body. No, same. Do you have freckles on your legs? Everywhere. Yeah, me too. I kind of love them in the summer when you're just covered in. Brown. I know when they like come out. I think it's so cute. People pay to get fucking freckles. That's what I'm saying. It's like in right now. Yeah. We don't freckles are in. Yeah. Period. We don't have to pay to get freckles. Freckles are in. Yeah. And when they're like that beautiful brown, like in the sun, like when you've been out in the sun, especially California sun. Oh. They make my freckles look so good. Tell them. Yeah. Period. Utah sun, not so much. I know. Yeah, it's just, I don't know. The UV, I think, is off in the elevation. Yeah. It just doesn't look as good. Yeah. But I think you should keep your freckles. Okay. So done. I'll keep them. Why not? Yes. What's your favorite? Um, do you like fast food? Yes, I love fast food. Okay, what's your favorite? Uh, on like uh oh shit. It kind of depends on the night. Yeah. Okay. If I've had drinks, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go with Dell Taco. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Their well, just their chicken taco. It's serious. I love literally shove that out of my asshole right now. Period. Um their fish tacos. I've never had their fish tacos. Holy fuck. Really? That's all I'll say. Are you scared to eat fish from Delta? I don't give a shit. A fish fillet from McDonald's? Have you had a fish fillet from McDonald's? Calories, period. Taste great, period. Really? Remove the bun a little bit. Do they always have fish sandwiches at McDonald's? Get that fish fillet me. Okay. Trust. With the Diet Coke. Yeah. Well, I love their Diet Coke. I know. It's so good. I also love Del Taco's fries. They're fucking amazing. Have you had their burger? No. I don't know why. It is probably the best burger. Huh? I'm not even kidding. I'll have to try it. Hey, Del Taco, do you guys want to sponsor the Funny Fast? Thank you. We have the Del Taco too. Um, what else do you like? Um Okay, wait. Fast food. Do you know what? I'm obsessed with this. It's so random. Everyone always acts like what? Arby's. Oh, I fucking love Arby's. I don't care. They have a thing right now, not sponsored. It's like a $7 meal deal. It's the roast beef, duh, the mozzarella sticks, the curly fries, and the drink. $7. That's crazy. I know. In this economy, sign me up. Yeah. I'm there all day. I love Arby's. And if you get that after you're drunk. Oh my gosh. Okay, so question, because I have to have the roast beef's damage. Yeah, same. What is the sauce you have to have? With it? Yeah. The Arby's and the horse's together. On there. And I'm always like, extra. Me too. Don't I look in there and I'm like, they give me like a couple. I'm like, no, I need six of each for my puppy sauce. I built a whole separate bag of that horsey sauce, girl. It's so good. I really love fast food. I love fast food too. I wish it wasn't supposedly so bad for us. I know. What do we do? I don't know. Wanna play a fun game? Yeah, I do. Okay. I saw it. I just love your ideas. I have gotten a huge like we it was like an hour conversation with my friends at Old Garden the other day. I saw it on uh Instagram and I was like, damn, that's actually kind of deep. Okay, so you gotta pick five. Or no, you gotta pick three out of the five. I have to remove two. Okay. Okay. I'm so excited to ask you. Okay. You have to remove two. Alcohol, food, friends, sex, money. What do you do? Friends? Food. Uh-huh. That's what you've removed. That was okay. I have to remove three? You have to remove two. Okay, I'll go with friends and food. And food. Really? So you keep the alcohol, the money, and the sex. Honestly, I think that's a good thing. No, that's what I'm saying. But then at the same time, it's like, but I need socialization. So no friends? Well, you have sex. Right. You can take it all out in sex. Okay, true. Wait, you're you're okay. You're telling me I'm not. That's my strategy here. Food though. Like, no more del taco, no more armies. You just get drunk and pass out. When you're so right. See, that's what I needed. And when you have enough money to go wherever you want. Okay. Alright, fine. I see it. But that's hard. It's really more elements of life. Yeah, I want my friends. I want my friends. It's like earth, wind, water, fire, whatever. No, it's alcohol, food, friends, money, sex. Yeah. I don't know. Because sometimes like you have to have alcohol and sex together. That's the dumb found though. Yeah. That is like the dumb taco, though. But then that's the food bond though. Feed me my chicken taco, Fanny. We can't have the chicken taco because we have money. Yeah. But money though. Oh, yeah. See? No, I think you're right. You knew. Rival quick. Like shit. I think I agree with you. Well, would you? Right now I'm convinced. It's the same. It's the same. The one that's hard for me is friends, though. Because I need socialization. That is like it actually makes me more energized, I feel like, for the most part. So unless the person's just draining, that's a whole nother story. Yeah. Like a healthy, good. Yeah, but energy vampire. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, so that's too hard. I have to have socialization as well. Like I get really sad and if I'm lonely too often. Yeah. Or if I like get bored. I don't know. I had a job that I was in cells and like I was by myself and like going from place to place, and I was by myself all day long. I was like, this is depressing. Yeah, that is depressing. I I need people. I do too. So that's the only part that's hard. Yeah. But do I give up on my team? Honestly, if I genuinely had to, I probably could do it. Yeah. I would just be really annoyed. But I guess if we're like all real Z's, it would have to be friends, sex, and food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't like thinking about it. I think back the question. That's hilarious. Um I have a question for you. Yeah, what's up? What made you the most like what do you do that's the most Yukon thing that you don't realize? Um I say trail instead of trail. Wait, I can't I say trail. Trail? No, it's trail. No, it's trail. I say trail. Trail. Yeah. I say trail. Trail. And trail? How do you say it? How do you say mountain? Well, okay. If it's like mountain dew, I'll say mountain dew. But if I'm like, look, there's a mountain. Like that's just how it is. Just how it is. Yeah, trail. So you say trail. Trail. Trail. Trail. Yeah. But I even noticed, and then everyone on social media came for me. They're like, I don't know what video it was, but they're all kind of like you said trail. And I'm like, what? I didn't even know that was a thing. So that um soda. I drink a lot of soda. Yeah. But I I really don't. Compared to the average Utah and I don't. Yeah. I feel like I try to not. I'd rather have like a coffee, you know? Yeah. Um you like a morning coffee or a morning soda? Like, do you hit a fucking swig in the morning? Absolutely not. I couldn't. I couldn't either. I would feel so weird. Maybe like back in high school, I would do that before I even ever tried coffee. Yeah. But now it's like, no, I need a coffee in the morning. Yeah. It is the best way to start my day. Every night before bed, I'm like, I can't wait for the coffee tomorrow. So good. It is. It's delicious. What else is that that's like Utah? I'm sure I do more. I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of things. You know. How much Lululemon do you wear? Well, okay. I went on a huge Lulu kick like two years ago, and that is all I wore. Yeah. But I'm getting better now. I did it too, but I don't know that it's necessary. Okay, so actually I bought Lululemon years ago when I used to be in Canada a lot. Like this was when I was like 14 years old. Wow. That was a long fucking time ago. Okay, period. Because I wasn't in the US yet. But I think that I don't know that it's necessarily like wearing it as a Utah thing, but it's like one of the only things we had here for a while. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it was only one of the only shops you could go to. True. And actually get like active work. Yeah. That looks good. Yeah. But um I wore it a lot for a minute too, and then I was like, oh my god, everybody, like I feel like when I walked out my door, it's like everybody's wearing the same fucking thing I am. That's funny. Well, it is also modern. Yeah. That that makes sense. Yeah. Because it's like, yeah. Yeah, I I mean I have so much. I love it. Yeah. It's so nice, and the quality is great. And like I got like a set like this uh last year for my birthday. And I went in in December because a trunk. And there's like, oh switch it out. Yeah, they're so good about that. Period. Yeah. Yeah. So their return policy is period. Yeah. It's a match. So, and their customer service good, I feel like I feel like everyone that works there is so cute. Yeah. And they're just vibing. Yeah. Yeah, it's just chill. Yeah. They make me want to go work out. True. When I'm in there, I'm like, oh, I need to go get a straight job. Oh, I should probably go for a run. Yeah. Right. Me. I just got an aloe set though. Have you had any aloe? Yeah. I like aloe. I like aloe. Yeah. They're cute too. Yeah. Aloe's super cute. Yeah. Um, I haven't bought a viori. Well, I guess I got a viori. Viore. I just got that for my birthday. Oh, cute. Yeah, my friend Bobia. Yeah. But that shirt's so cute. Yeah. So numb right now. Is it really? So mum. Does it feel like all like weird? Yeah. I think I kind of feel, I don't know. Stamp on my face. I don't know. Um like stroking out over there. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like Utah shopping's just not the vibe. No, shopping's terrible. The fashion boy small is getting there though. Yeah. I don't love what we get in at Nordstrom here. I agree. I wouldn't. Buyers are buying for Utah's. Yeah, and that's the problem. Yeah. Because if you go to Nordstrom and for me, yeah. Yeah, when I'm in Nordstrom in different states, I'm like, if we had this here, yeah, I would be like happy, stoked. But I feel like what's going on in Nordstrom here, like the buy, like the options are not great. Yeah. And I get it, like they have to go for the majority, right? It's business. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I think some good stores. I'm glad we finally got a ripsia here. I know that's crazy. That's insane. Yeah. Yeah. So we're getting like some good ones, but like designer options are not huge. Yeah. Like, sure, there's the Tiffany's, but there's only like a certain Tiffany's piece that I would like. Yeah, that's it. Um, we have Louie, but it's tiny. Yeah. And it's again, there's not great options. It's not that great. Really? People are mean there. Oh, no way. Yeah. Every time I've been in there, I think they're I think they're assholes. Really? Oh my gosh. That's just not very helpful. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like at City Creek, that circle where the Oli is? Imagine if all that was designed. Oh, that'd be so nice. That'd be funny, just a little circle. And you can go to your Gucci, and then your Cartier, and then your Versace, and then whatever else there is. Because we don't have a Cartier here, right? Or do we? No, we don't. I think you can get some Cartier in Park City at that like that little as a boutique I don't know on Main Street. But it's not like Car, like it's not a Cartier. Yeah. My favorite Cartier is in Chicago. Oh, really? I've never been to that one. It's so good. Really? Yes. I love shopping in Chicago. Really? Okay. Yeah. It's like one of my favorite places. Really? Yeah. I need to try that. Next time I'm there. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. Okay. We gotta go. Have we been to Chicago? Well, my dad's from there. Um he's like an hour outside of it. Well, yeah. He grew up there. So my grandparents are there, my aunts are there, my cousins. And so yeah, I've been there like a few times just to go visit them. Yeah. But yeah, never went shopping there though. Period. I did do that like tower thing with the glass, and you like whatever that is. I did that, but yeah, never shopped. Yeah. Went to the aquarium. There's like a big aquarium. Yeah, with the uh what are those white wells with the big foreheads? Shut up. What are they? Yeah, whatever that is. I think I remember that. Yeah, they have them there. Yeah, okay. They're cute. And I did a like jet ski tour thing on the water. And then I hit a hot dog. And then we went to a baseball game. Like the outdoor ones. Like the little carts out there. Okay. I think so. And there's like a popcorn thing. Yeah. The baseball games. The baseball games there are so fun. Yeah. Um, I'm gonna turn my phone off. It's like blowing up. Um, I went to oh, I went to the Book of Mormon there. I need to see it. Yes. The twins today that I was talking about earlier. Yeah. They've been getting me on the Book of Mormon because I like never heard or even heard the music. Oh, you have to. Yeah. So we like sat in their living room and like played it. Oh my god. Yeah. The music is so amazing. Really? Yes. I mean, the ones they showed me I loved. Yeah. Did you hear turn it off like a light switch? Yes. And that's when they showed me. I need to see it. I think it's coming here. Oh god. I think so. Can we go together with people, please? Yeah, I think. I like have to see you at that Broadway. Because it's so good. You are gonna cry laughing. I can't wait. I need to see it. It's hilarious. I've only seen Wicked on Broadway. That's it. Oh, okay. Wicked isn't my favorite. Really? No, out of all the ones that I've seen a lot when Wicked's like, I mean, it's good, but it's not my overall. Um, Chicago is probably my favorite. Yeah. And I want to see Wicking. I don't know if I can go. I know. I saw that she extended her time there. Well, she's blowing the freaking charts off. Yeah, isn't it like the most sold out everything? It's crazy. That's awesome. And that Broadway, that Broadway is amazing on its own, but like I feel like her in that role is fucking amazing. Really? Yeah. Cool. Was that the first show you ever saw? Uh Chicago. No. It wasn't. Um, I think Wicked was. Really? Yeah, that's the only one I saw. I think Wicked was the first one I saw. And then I've seen a lot. Like when I go to New York, like I just want to go to as many Broadways as I can. And it's fun because like you can go, like, what I'll do is the ones that I like have to see that are like popular, I'll book. But the ones that I'm like, oh, whatever, yeah, I'll just go like right before the Show starts and you can get the discount seats. Oh, so that's how it's you buy it like at the gate or like at the Ferrari. Okay. Because like during the day they're just not always sold out, and especially if they're not like a new show that's being presented, or like you know, a cast that's really great, whatever. Okay, matinee. Is that what it's called? Yeah, yeah. Have you ever done one of the bikes there? You know how they like can bike each other. Oh, yeah, we did. They're so fun. I had the best night of my life on there. Me and my husband might and got on it. It was our last night. I was like, let's just do it. We've been talking about it all weekend, like, let's go. So we get on it. The guy's like, You want to go around the block? I'm like, yeah, this is so fun. I'm like vlogging it. The best night he's like just skirting around town. I'm like, yeah. He literally, I'm not kidding. We went, like, well, he went around the block. But if he didn't go around the block, we were like 500 feet from the hotel. And anyway, he goes around the block and then he gets up there and he was like, okay, I think it was like $11 per person per minute. And he like shows me the thing. It was like $280. I was like, are you kidding me to go around the block? Yeah. But I just tapped it and said, All right. And then every the rest of the time, anytime we saw someone on that bike, I was like, get off the bike. You're gonna be broke. You're gonna buy a Gucci belt. Get off. It's insane. Oh my god. I cannot believe it that they charge that much. Yeah. It's crazy. How people pay it. They're fun. We my girlfriend and I, we got one to uh the Eiffel or not Eiffel Towers outside Paris. Um Empire State. Yeah. Really? Empire State Building, yes. Yeah, how much did that cost you? It was a lot, yeah. It's like day drinking, and we're like, that's how it was, yeah. Yeah. Have you done the oh gosh, what's it called? The singing like restaurant where they sing. Oh no, we kind of get in. Oh, we got in. How was it? It was awesome. Aww. And I bought a shirt on the way in that said, fuck you, you fucking fuck. And I wore it in there. So that's my number. Oh my god. New York's different. It is different. You can just wear a shirt like that. No one cares. If I wore that here, oh Jesus. Oh my gosh. I should try. Yeah. For video. I love it. Just go into like aura mall and smile. You should. I'd get kicked out. How about all the Utah tea right now? I'm trying to just stay out of it, smile. Love everyone. Everyone just stay safe, be kind. Be happy. That's all I got. It's crazy. I feel like when I get on my social media, that's all I'm seeing. Like I don't even get what's going on because it's something new every hour. Yeah. I I don't know. It's crazy. Why is Utah the it spot right now? I don't know. It's wild. It's so wild. And literally every time I'm like on something, I swear to God, that's all I see. Yeah, you can't escape that. No. But it's like every podcast, every like I mean, it is insanity. It's insane. Yeah. And we just gotta sit back with some popcorn and just pray for everyone. Yeah. It would be hard to be in that kind of spotlight. Yeah. I don't know. I don't mind either. I feel like that's just not for me. No. I feel like I want to sleep at night. No. I would have anxiety. Oh day long. I'd be like, oh my gosh, what's going on now? We'd have to fuel you with animals. I would just, yeah, I would just not be there. No. I would just be gone. Yeah. No, it's crazy. Utah's such a highlight right now. It's not a good idea. Oh. Yeah. I know. Something new every day. And I feel like it's just gonna get even bigger. Yeah. There's just more and more that's gonna keep happening. More and more crazyness. Yeah. That's what it seems like. But hey, here we are. But hey, buckle up, Buttercut. Buckle up. Figure it out, I guess. I don't know. Oh, that's funny. Alright, question for you. Ready. Um, because it's the salty truth. What is your salty truth? Oh, you okay, you asked me those last I wanted to know. I just feel like it's be a bad bitch, be a feminine icon, shake some ass, put off some noo, work hard, be humble, be kind, and be true. Period. That was perfect. That's about what you said. Okay, great. Yeah. I ate. I love it. I love that. Thank you for having me. Yeah, thank you for having me. Let's do another one with bonnets. I think we are. That's gonna be the next part because, like, seriously, I have a whole thing planned out and it's so bonished that I didn't get here on time because it's gonna be so good. So you have to come back. Yeah. Let's meet up in the court, let's have a drink, yes, and then we'll plan our next one. Yeah. Period. I fucking love you. I love you. I'm glad to be back. Let's do it again. Okay. Well, thanks for coming on, Penny. Of course. You're amazing. You're amazing. Let's go to Del Taco, bitches. Let's go to Del Taco Taco. Literally. We can do that with the bonnets. Yes. Okay, we'll get to the team. Bonnets, Del Taco. Yes. We're doing it. We will get parking sponsored after that. Yes, we will. That's so funny. All right. Well, thank you, Dare. I appreciate you. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us today. Um Kyle's fucking amazing. So fun to have him on. Can't wait to have him back. And I hope you all enjoyed, and we will see you soon. Love you. Bye.