Proper Fucked
A darkly comic audio drama in bite-sized episodes.
Jack, wakes up to find an escort dead in his flat. Desperate, he calls his Dad's old gangster friend, Uncle Reg, who “fixes” problems… at a price.
Now trapped as Reg’s reluctant errand boy, Jack tumbles into a world of ghosts, gangsters, and favours that come with interest. Each episode drips with grit, gallows humour, and the creeping dread that the only way out… is worse than staying in.
If you like your crime stories messy, funny, and just a bit too real, you’re in the right place. Because Jack isn’t just in trouble. He’s Proper Fucked.
Episodes
10 episodes
Wednesday Part 2. #10
The end of the line.Dragged into the deal of deals, Jack faces Reg and Big A in a warehouse built on secrets and blood.All debts come due, Amber’s truth, Reg’s lies, and Jack’s final choice.When the smoke clears, only one voice is l...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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13:32
Wednesday Part 1. #9
Jack and Nigel hit the road for Reg’s big meet, but what starts as banter and bad weather turns into an ambush.Bullets, blood, and betrayal collide on a rain-soaked street, and when the smoke clears… not everyone’s walking away.
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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6:58
The Stick. #8
Jack finally plugs in the USB Amber left behind, and what he finds isn’t love letters. Voices, deals, and dirt that could bury Reg and Big A.When Nigel shows up to drag him back into the game, Jack realises he’s holding more than evidence, ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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6:42
The Setup. #7
Jack and Nigel meet Big A, and it’s clear the deal isn’t what Reg said it was. The air’s thick with threats, half-truths, and the sound of something about to go wrong. A glance, a word, a look between friends… and suddenly Jack isn’t sure who h...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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6:03
A Ghost Story. #6
Restless after the break-in, Jack takes a late night walk through London. Amber’s voice follows him into the shadows, her words about his family name cutting deeper than he wants to admit. By the river, memory feels like haunting, until Nigel c...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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4:44
Loose Ends. #5
Jack’s flat isn’t safe anymore. A break-in turns everything upside down, and what he finds hidden behind the boiler is worse than any burglar could’ve left behind. Nigel’s still hanging around, half babysitter, half drinking buddy, but even he ...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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4:38
Frosty Business. #4
Jack thought a couple of quiet days might mean things were settling down. No such luck. When Reg sends Nigel to “keep an eye” on him, Jack realises silence is just the calm before the storm.
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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5:47
Big A. #3
Jack can’t shake the ghost of the girl Reg’s crew carried away. Guilt and paranoia keep him awake, and before long Reg calls in the debt. Jack’s first job as a go-between drops him into Big A’s world and it’s clear he’s more pawn than player.
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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3:53