We never wanted to go to the hospital, but if we had to be there, there was going to be shenanigans.

The one where my Mom takes us on a road trip, and I nearly experienced death by grapes, heatstroke, and/or the mafia.

The one where Mom shows a bunch of little girls where their food comes from.

How did I get here?  Why am I doing this?  Where is the cake I was promised?