Oh Gooner, Why Art Thou?

Jen and Dagda take a hilariously unfiltered ride from irrational tooth-based paranoia to the bizarre online world of sexting, gooning, and coded internet slang.

They start with childhood trauma, crunchy snacks that crack teeth, and why skewers, forks, and toothpicks are a walking dental nightmare. From there, they slide into:

• The evolution from flirty texting to full-on sexting, and how our generation basically invented it.
• Emojis as sex shorthand: eggplants, peaches, corn, and what kids think they’re hiding from Gen X & millennial parents.
• “Corn” and “gooning,” parental controls, and the illusion of privacy when you don’t pay the phone bill.
• A wild detour into synthetic “Nazi butter”—hyper-engineered “butter” made from carbon and hydrogen, used as both food and lubricant, and what that says about profit vs. principle.
• Romance novels, urban fantasy, and how a lot of modern media quietly doubles as gooner fuel.

With plenty of jokes, side tangents, and deeply human weirdness, Jen and Dagda ask: are you a sextor, a gooner, or neither—and how did we get here as a culture?

Artwork: geralt

Always a good time to be had...After Dark.

We truly enjoyed our time working on the brick and mortar side of the adult industry. We spent A LOT of time trying to satisfy and satiate many a curious mind while educating the 1st timers on some adult fun ideas!

We had a great employer who was not only the 1st fully licensed adult store in Washington , Momma D was the 1st FEMALE adult store owned in our state!

**Music: Burning Night by _NeutralMatrix_**