What if the next great film sequel wasn’t decided by the soulless bean-counters and franchise necromancers that run Hollyweird but by two losers with too much time on their hands? Step into the writer’s room with Jude and Jordan as they break down the tone, themes, and tropes of every film and franchise to produce the next totally unnecessary follow-up film!
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Hello. I have torn down the home recording studio. The psychedelic psychic space now lives only in my mind. And in your mind, dear listener. Jude has returned to work after having the baby. I am currently moving out of this apartment. The walls are bare, everything is gone. It is just me on the floor with my laptop and a handheld microphone recording this. We are hard at work in bringing you that soft reboot of the King Arthur movie, but for today, I'd say, and sorry to say because it's happened quite a bit in the last couple months, we don't have a full episode for you. What I do have, though, is a little something I'd like to call a Quora quick dive. I go into this a little bit on my upcoming show, uh the Internet Oversight Bureau with Clayton Hamburg. But um Quora, as it is, I've brought it up a few times on this podcast, is a beloved space of mine, if only for the people watching. And Quora seems to have uh really honed in on the kind of people I love watching. Almost so that if I was like some sort of brain-dead, brainwashed, diluted, um, nut job, Quora would be a really great kind of recursive um echo space for me. So I'm gonna just read you some of the highlights from the subject lines of Quora suggested emails that I get. The one that inspired me to do this was just what I just got. Um it's from Donkeys and Elephants, and it says, I was a liberal political scientist until today. I asked myself, how is Trump not the best president ever if prices are at a historical low during Trump's term? This made me realize how wrong I was. How can we convince everyone liberals are wrong? Hashtag yeah, that happened. I read this one to my coworkers at my new job. It's from also donkeys and elephants. Why is Barack Hussein Obongo? And Hussein is in capitals, saying he wants a third term in 2028. Does Hussein not understand the constitution? Um I think pretty racially charged there. If MAGA is a cult, as Democrats say it is, are they actually foolish enough to dismiss over half the population of the United States as a cult simply because they do not have the same beliefs? Um pretty deluded there. This one is good. This is a quick good one. This one says, Why is peeing in the shower so controversial? Oh god, this one is horrible. The Jews are the most protected and privileged minority on the planet. What are they so afraid of? Um there's a really sweet one below that that says, Do girls stare at boys? Greenland belongs to the US. Why won't Denmark accept this? Doesn't Europe know the US has nukes? Why are they getting out of line? Why do Democrats hate MAGA? What's wrong with truth, logic, science, evidence, morality, and intelligence-based philosophies? I went to a gay bar to preach Leviticus 2013, and they kicked me out. Is this what you people call freedom of religion? When you die, do you just see dark? Can a Democrat please give me a simple fact so I can prove them wrong? So many of these are just, you know, bots and teen uh bots and trolls, and it's just like there to create the internet noise. Here is a screenshot of a video of an unknown gang stalker in my kitchen in my planted home in Phoenix, Arizona in 2019. I caught this coming down the stairs recording with my phone. I am halfway down the stairs in this shot. By the time I got to the bottom, he she disappeared. So it's a screenshot of um a blurry photo that doesn't show anything because by the time that they got down the stairs, the person was gone. Um, so there's actually no content within the photo. How do I report an illegal alien to ICE? Um that's a crazy question because like all they want you to do is this. There's like hot lines and all these things that they set up. Obviously, like flood those lines with uh fake calls and uh, you know, um those email addresses, but like to not be able to find that seems to show how dumb this person is. Good morning, all. I want to highlight a very slick tactic used by satanic gang stalkers as they're attacking targeted individuals in various ways. Um I don't get them so much anymore, but there was a very good line for a while of obviously fake posts that were like, My marijuana my marijuana smoking neighbor owns a gun. How do I report him? Yeah, so these this is there were a whole string of these, and they were always worded like pretty similar, pretty weird, and they're just meant to like really fire people up. But they go like this My gun-owning neighbor smokes marijuana. How do I get the police to take away his guns as it's illegal for a drug user to own guns? Anyway, those are some fun Quora emails I seem to get. Um, if you want to learn anything about gang stalking, the great work that Trump is doing for this country, I would recommend Quora. It's a great website. We will be back soon with the all new script, and uh I miss you all. Bye.
