Squeakquels: A Sequel Podcast
What if the next great film sequel wasn’t decided by the soulless bean-counters and franchise necromancers that run Hollyweird but by two losers with too much time on their hands? Step into the writer’s room with Jude and Jordan as they break down the tone, themes, and tropes of every film and franchise to produce the next totally unnecessary follow-up film!
Episodes
43 episodes
Treasure Planet w/ David Tilstra
David Tilstra (@davidtilstra) joins us to chat about the movie that shaped his life and we had never seen before, Treasure Planet.Do you need to be hot to be a mom? According to Jude, yes.To be a dad? You just gotta stick around.
The Basketball Diaries 2 w/ Shrimpbeef
Shrimps brings in his script for the sequel to the Basketball Diaries and surprise, it takes place during the the 2026 NBA finals.We discuss other basketball films, the implications of a dark Ringo, and Jude gets a text from his cousin ...
The Basketball Diaries
Have you ever seen this movie?It's a good time. We joke about it.
Our Classic Shrimp and Beef Wrap
Now available for a limited time on our "Retro Menu" is how it all began, or should we say ended?Juicy meat in a dough thing. We talk about movies.
Everything Deserves a Sequel
Jordan and Jude eat, pray, love their way through a new belief system that states that perhaps every thing ever deserves a sequel.They talk about the e-Saint quite a bit too.
Moving Movie Therapy w/ gitelmonster
We're moving!Everything is different. Everything will be the same.Jordan sits with his love to talk about how movies move us through life.
The Memory of Water - An Avatar Story
Jude brings in his script for Avatar and it makes us talk about Kevin Spacey quite a bit.We were not born to dream of labor. Rise up and dream of water.
Avatar w/ Jerzy Gwiazdowski
It's all about family.Jude discusses the Avatar series with the original Sully's, Jordan and Jerzy Gwiazdowski.We talk about the origin of story and talk about the subreddit.
A Week Off For Mental Health
Taking a little break this week to breathe and relax.I hope you do the same!
Mrs. Doubtfire II: Maid of Steel
What is the Doubtfire Protocol?We drink a mystery drink and discuss cursed objects while reading the action packed sequel to the Robin William's hit Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Doubtfire
A very silly episode and a very old episode.What would Mrs. Doubtfire smell like? That's really the bulk of our discussion.Featuring Shrimps.
Rick and the Hill of Beans
Maybe inside this hill of beans we call an episode, there is a sequel to Casablanca.Who am I kidding? We mostly talk about Spencers.What is the return on investment for a prayer?
Casablanca w/ Sara Rose Caplan
Jude and Jordan welcome the incredible Sara Rose Caplan to chat about Casablanca.And the audio was goofy - so what you get is a few interesting facts about history, the pitches, and a game.
Kindergarten Class Pet w/ Jerzy Gwiazdowski
This is not a mistake. Episodes are now going to come out on Thursdays. It just works better for me, ok? Lets not make this a thing.Also Jordan's brother Jerzy is on to hang out but this isn't his official guest episode, so chill about t...
Kindergarten... JK APRIL FOOLS DAY BRACKET!
Did we trick you? Did we trick you fools?It's just a goof off with Nas as the Apryle Foole drops by with a twisted movie challenge.
Kindergarten Cop feat. Samurai Movie Jam
We begin cycle three with a new friend in the cuck chair - Nas from Astoria, Queens.The Samurai Movie Jam boys, Brian and Dave, drop into the pitch room and propose some sequels to this classic film.And of course we continue to se...
Wrap It Up #1 w/ Shrimpbeef
We're just a couple goofs goofing around.Movies kind of covered: Jaws, Air Bud, Challengers, Forrest Gump
Oscar Night w/ Birthday Girl Gitelmonster
Jordan's partner Anna joins to chat about the Oscar movies we've seen.The ones we didn't? WHO GIVES AN EFF!
Son of Gump
Who would be the worst celebrity to still be alive today?Jordan performs a poem in honor of his friend David and Jude really just lets his ADHD take the show all over the place.Starring Glen Powell as Gump Jr.
A Slight Delay!
Just dropping this to let y'all know the Gump read is on its way!
Forrest Gump
We discuss the film based off the hit Weird Al song.You seen this crazy movie? Did Gump give rise to the anti-intellectual movement alive today? Would he have stopped or participated in 9/11? How many wet Gumps can slop together to creat...
Open: A Challenger's Christmas w/ Danielle Carney
Love is in the air and on the court!This is a fun one, y'all.