Squeakquels: A Sequel Podcast
What if the next great film sequel wasn’t decided by the soulless bean-counters and franchise necromancers that run Hollyweird but by two losers with too much time on their hands? Step into the writer’s room with Jude and Jordan as they break down the tone, themes, and tropes of every film and franchise to produce the next totally unnecessary follow-up film!
Episodes
49 episodes
A Quora Quickdive
We just need some time! Our lives got crazy. We miss you.
King Arthur - Legend of the Sword w/ Joel H Brewster
Guy Ritchie just can't stop making epic blockbuster fantasy movies but kind of from the streets, innit?A movie that should have gotten SIX sequels finally gets one. Kind of.
Billy & William - A Shakespeare In Production
Jude and Jordan bring you BTS into the wet boys writer's room to show you how the mind of a writer creates each world and moment. To be clear this is all intentional and Jordan didn't write the script on purpose. This WAS FOR YOU! SO YOU COULD ...
Shakespeare in Love w/ Clayton Hamburg
Clayton Hamburg, a real renaissance man, joins us to talk about the cozy little f*ck fest, "Shakespeare in Love" with that other Fiennes.
TREASURE & PLANET (the 11th movie in the franchise) feat. David Tilstra
How many movies until it is a great franchise?Like Kylo Ren says, "More! More!"Leave us a review and a casserole please, we won't report you on the Citizen app.
Treasure Planet w/ David Tilstra
David Tilstra (@davidtilstra) joins us to chat about the movie that shaped his life and we had never seen before, Treasure Planet.Do you need to be hot to be a mom? According to Jude, yes.To be a dad? You just gotta stick around.
The Basketball Diaries 2 w/ Shrimpbeef
Shrimps brings in his script for the sequel to the Basketball Diaries and surprise, it takes place during the the 2026 NBA finals.We discuss other basketball films, the implications of a dark Ringo, and Jude gets a text from his cousin ...
The Basketball Diaries
Have you ever seen this movie?It's a good time. We joke about it.
Our Classic Shrimp and Beef Wrap
Now available for a limited time on our "Retro Menu" is how it all began, or should we say ended?Juicy meat in a dough thing. We talk about movies.
Everything Deserves a Sequel
Jordan and Jude eat, pray, love their way through a new belief system that states that perhaps every thing ever deserves a sequel.They talk about the e-Saint quite a bit too.
Moving Movie Therapy w/ gitelmonster
We're moving!Everything is different. Everything will be the same.Jordan sits with his love to talk about how movies move us through life.
The Memory of Water - An Avatar Story
Jude brings in his script for Avatar and it makes us talk about Kevin Spacey quite a bit.We were not born to dream of labor. Rise up and dream of water.
Avatar w/ Jerzy Gwiazdowski
It's all about family.Jude discusses the Avatar series with the original Sully's, Jordan and Jerzy Gwiazdowski.We talk about the origin of story and talk about the subreddit.
A Week Off For Mental Health
Taking a little break this week to breathe and relax.I hope you do the same!
Mrs. Doubtfire II: Maid of Steel
What is the Doubtfire Protocol?We drink a mystery drink and discuss cursed objects while reading the action packed sequel to the Robin William's hit Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Doubtfire
A very silly episode and a very old episode.What would Mrs. Doubtfire smell like? That's really the bulk of our discussion.Featuring Shrimps.
Rick and the Hill of Beans
Maybe inside this hill of beans we call an episode, there is a sequel to Casablanca.Who am I kidding? We mostly talk about Spencers.What is the return on investment for a prayer?
Casablanca w/ Sara Rose Caplan
Jude and Jordan welcome the incredible Sara Rose Caplan to chat about Casablanca.And the audio was goofy - so what you get is a few interesting facts about history, the pitches, and a game.
Kindergarten Class Pet w/ Jerzy Gwiazdowski
This is not a mistake. Episodes are now going to come out on Thursdays. It just works better for me, ok? Lets not make this a thing.Also Jordan's brother Jerzy is on to hang out but this isn't his official guest episode, so chill about t...
Kindergarten... JK APRIL FOOLS DAY BRACKET!
Did we trick you? Did we trick you fools?It's just a goof off with Nas as the Apryle Foole drops by with a twisted movie challenge.
Kindergarten Cop feat. Samurai Movie Jam
We begin cycle three with a new friend in the cuck chair - Nas from Astoria, Queens.The Samurai Movie Jam boys, Brian and Dave, drop into the pitch room and propose some sequels to this classic film.And of course we continue to se...