Squeakquels: A Sequel Podcast
What if the next great film sequel wasn’t decided by the soulless bean-counters and franchise necromancers that run Hollyweird but by two losers with too much time on their hands? Step into the writer’s room with Jude and Jordan as they break down the tone, themes, and tropes of every film and franchise to produce the next totally unnecessary follow-up film!
Episodes
34 episodes
A Week Off For Mental Health
Taking a little break this week to breathe and relax.I hope you do the same!
Mrs. Doubtfire II: Maid of Steel
What is the Doubtfire Protocol?We drink a mystery drink and discuss cursed objects while reading the action packed sequel to the Robin William's hit Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Doubtfire
A very silly episode and a very old episode.What would Mrs. Doubtfire smell like? That's really the bulk of our discussion.Featuring Shrimps.
Rick and the Hill of Beans
Maybe inside this hill of beans we call an episode, there is a sequel to Casablanca.Who am I kidding? We mostly talk about Spencers.What is the return on investment for a prayer?
Casablanca w/ Sara Rose Caplan
Jude and Jordan welcome the incredible Sara Rose Caplan to chat about Casablanca.And the audio was goofy - so what you get is a few interesting facts about history, the pitches, and a game.
Kindergarten Class Pet w/ Jerzy Gwiazdowski
This is not a mistake. Episodes are now going to come out on Thursdays. It just works better for me, ok? Lets not make this a thing.Also Jordan's brother Jerzy is on to hang out but this isn't his official guest episode, so chill about t...
Kindergarten... JK APRIL FOOLS DAY BRACKET!
Did we trick you? Did we trick you fools?It's just a goof off with Nas as the Apryle Foole drops by with a twisted movie challenge.
Kindergarten Cop feat. Samurai Movie Jam
We begin cycle three with a new friend in the cuck chair - Nas from Astoria, Queens.The Samurai Movie Jam boys, Brian and Dave, drop into the pitch room and propose some sequels to this classic film.And of course we continue to se...
Wrap It Up #1 w/ Shrimpbeef
We're just a couple goofs goofing around.Movies kind of covered: Jaws, Air Bud, Challengers, Forrest Gump
Oscar Night w/ Birthday Girl Gitelmonster
Jordan's partner Anna joins to chat about the Oscar movies we've seen.The ones we didn't? WHO GIVES AN EFF!
Son of Gump
Who would be the worst celebrity to still be alive today?Jordan performs a poem in honor of his friend David and Jude really just lets his ADHD take the show all over the place.Starring Glen Powell as Gump Jr.
A Slight Delay!
Just dropping this to let y'all know the Gump read is on its way!
Forrest Gump
We discuss the film based off the hit Weird Al song.You seen this crazy movie? Did Gump give rise to the anti-intellectual movement alive today? Would he have stopped or participated in 9/11? How many wet Gumps can slop together to creat...
Open: A Challenger's Christmas w/ Danielle Carney
Love is in the air and on the court!This is a fun one, y'all.
Challengers w/ Danielle Carney
RIP Catherine O'Hara.It's the season of love and we have Danielle Carney (@daniellesarcasmo) on to chat Challengers and teach Jordan and Jude about the meaning of love.
Kind Bud: Beagalize It
Everything is political. Even Air Bud.Shrimps joins us to read a script that Jude actually gave a hoot about.
Shrimp for New Years 3/3
Raw, real, (mostly) uncut... but you won't even be able to tell what horrible thing I took out.If these eps are your bag we continue to dig into the Kia Effect, we discuss something called the Barnum and Bailey Dichotomy, and we continue...
Air Bud
Air Bud is the most pure example of the American Dream.Man finds dog. Man profits from dog. Dog dies. Man profits from memory of dog. Man loses everything. Woman inherits the earth.This might actually be our tightest episode yet, ...
Jaws 666: The Conjawring
During an unseasonably warm fall in Amity, shadows still lurk in and out of the water after the bloody events of last summer.Jordan has lost his mojo. We are joined by the Beef and Jude makes an unfounded declaration. The whole thing is ...
Jaws w/ Tyler Menz
We are joined by comedian Tyler Menz @jtylermenz to hear pitches on his absolute favorite movie of all time Jaws.Jordan describes the basic plot of the rest of the movies in the Jaws franchise while Jude looks up shark "claspers"....
Shrimp for New Years 2/3
The second unfiltered/uncut taste of Shrimp, Jude, and Jordan talking about topics tangentially related to The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, The Departed, and Donnie Darko.Happy New Year!
Shrimp for New Years 1/3
What goes with champagne better than a plate of shrimp?An uncut conversation with Shrimps about some things that vaguely have something to do with the last 4 movies we've covered on the podcast.Part one of three.
A Pitchmas Carol
It's the holiday season and woopty flop!Featuring Annie-Sage Whitehurst and Clayton Hamburg.