Reality TV Was My First Therapist

Before we had actual therapists, we had Jeff Probst and RuPaul. This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are getting deep about our obsession with reality TV. We’re talking about the iconic blindsides and characters that literally altered our brain chemistry, and why these shows were our "therapy" before we started the real thing. Plus, we’re having a very delusional conversation about how we’d actually handle being in the Big Brother house or stranded on a beach for Survivor. Spoiler alert: one of us would be the first boot, and the other would be the villain.

Transcript

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Welcome back to Host Tour. I am John. I am Dakota, not John. And today we are talking about reality TV that made us gay. And just reality TV in general, because it's the best. Before therapy, we had reality TV. That's true. And now we have both. Go to therapy, kids. I do. Thank God. Same. Can you imagine me without therapy? I'm already troubled enough. No, I I don't think I could live my life without therapy. What's the first show you were first reality show you're obsessed with? Survivor. Same. Uh no, American Idol. I also used to be upset with the voice. I never watched American Idol. I loved American Idol and the voice, but I can't remember whether it was American Idol or Survivor that came first. But I was obsessed with Survivor, like back in its beginning days. Survivor Parverties win on Micronesia. Is that the first one? You just rewatched them all. So I I know number one, Russell Hance, and I know number 49, Silvanna. Thank you for that. You knew that they were winners, you said. Yeah, I did know that she won. Well, I apparently I didn't because I thought that the other person I said was a winner, too. But you did say that. That's why the only reason I said that. Yeah. No, I did know she won. Um and I know what do I know who do I know from like that you've seen? 42. Who won 42? I can't even remember. Like, um You just watched 42. I know, but like I don't know. Survivor's hard to watch. Like, I watched Survivor 42 probably like last fall. Have you watched the season with Rachel on it yet? No. No. Rachel Riley, though? Big brother. Okay, that's the next question. A contestant? A contestant. A contestant you will defend until the end. Mine's Rachel Riley. Mine would be Rachel Riley and Parv. Those are my top two. But you don't need to defend parody, though. She's like, everyone loves her. No. Yeah, that's true. Rachel is problematic. Oh my god. Rachel not winning season 27 of Big Brother and getting fucking. Wait, is that the most recent one? Yeah. Yeah. No, she should have won for sure. She should have won. But I love Ashley too. I don't care. Oh yeah. If Rachel couldn't win, I wouldn't have. Ashley beat Vince Vince. When Ashley beat Vince and Morgan, it was like my favorite episode I've ever watched. I really, I liked the season, but I really there were a lot of people that I I hated Vince. I'm a Vince hater. Yep. Obviously, because I'm a normal human being. Yeah. Morgan I liked, but Morgan, I would have loved if Vince wasn't there. Without Morgan, yep. I mean without Vince. Up until two days ago, I would have said Boston Rob. And now he said to me. You, yeah. I remember last time we talked about this, you were a Boston Rob fan. I am now a Boston Rob hater. I have never been. He doesn't like he's not even a good player. I think he used to be, but like the game changed and he never.

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No, the one that he won was a season of all newbies, and he walked circles around them because they were all dumb. But that's still one. I mean, he still won, but I think I could have won that season.

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There was worse winners than Boston Rob. Are you kidding me? Natalie White. The girl from Toronto that just won by default, Erica, whatever. Oh my god, Erica. Don't slander Erica. I love her, but she did not play. She did not outplay anybody. No. No. Outwit, outplay. She just outlasted. Survivor is a difficult one because you can win without being the best player. And this is what I hate about Survivor lately is, and I don't think I do not think all winners is going to be like this. Or not all winners. 50. Because there's so many old people, but it's like like old guard, I mean. But on Survivor, if you're too good, they just vote you out. And I hate that. Because it's like. And and no, and they're like, oh, you can't vote for this person because she wasn't good at building it, building relationships. Who fucking cares? Like Savannah was terrible. You'll watch this, but Savannah wasn't great at building relationships, but she wins everything. She just chooses a comp beast. She's a comp beast. Oh, I didn't know that. Someone described her to the modern era parv. Oh, 100%. Yeah, okay, so then that's why I picked her because I love that vibe. Yeah, no, I love Savannah. Okay, good. Love her. Winner of season 50, I can only assume. So the moment you realize reality TV was high camp. Ooh, that's a good one. Big brother probably has to be Big Brother. So freaking camp. Everything. No, do you know what my moment was? Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt. Like that, the shoes. Yes. And the shoes were not. Yeah. Like that's the that's New York, Tiffany Pollard. Like, she's she is the one that made me realize wow. Okay, the campness of it, I think, is that one season of Big Brother, where they did like high school clicks, is and that's how they started the season. And I was like, this is so dumb by camp. Big brother. And obviously, I don't I assume you're a Julie Chen hater. I I just assume. The robot. Yeah. Chen bot. Everybody hates Julie Chen. Um Arissa Cox, however. Oh my god, but R.I.P. cannabis Big Brother or whatever, honestly. Bailey being the last winner kind of fits. I didn't watch it. Oh, she was a queen. She was a part of the minority most of the season and then ended up winning. I only knew Spicy V. Oh, Spicy V icon, but she was playing a great game, but then she got too messy. She's which we all messed. Messy Queen. Um, which show did you watch secretly when you were younger because it was too gay? The voice. Mine was American Idol, so that makes sense. Yeah. Um which show made you realize you loved drama? Has to be Big Brother. It has to be Big Brother, right? Yeah. And also, like, I was a late-in-life drag race watcher. Okay. Well, funny you said that because now we're gonna go through a couple different moments that rewired our brains. So, drag race moment. Name the lip sync that changed history for you. The number one lip sync in your mind.

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The number one lip sync in my mind. Like your favorite. Like my favorite. The one you keep coming back to.

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Okay, so let's let's do two here. So the first one that I ever watched that I was like, oh, I love this was when Juju B was drunk out of her mind, performing to Serve the Girls Alcohol and Untucked Again. Yeah, for real. What was that song? It's right on the tip of my toe. Um, not dancing on my own, was it? No. It played at the bar. Juju B versus something. Yeah, it doesn't even matter. I don't remember who it was. Wasn't it Raven? It might have been Raven, but she was just like drunk, crawling on the stage, makeup was a mess, hair was awful. It was dancing on my own. Dancing on my own, yeah. Was it really? Yeah, and it's like a great lipstick. Okay, yeah, that's for sure. That's a good answer. That's like the OG one. But that's not the best lipstick. That's not the best lipstick. That was iconic, but what's the best? Like, recency bias is telling me Juicy versus me a star because I've watched that 75 times. Fair. So I I think the same thing, but like I do think that for me it's the Anitra Marsha, Marsha, Marsha um boss bitch. Or from that season two, Anitra vs. Sasha Kobe, I'm in Love with a Monster. Fair, yep. Also very good. Or like one that I always come back to is George's versus Jasmine Kennedy for the first time. Or oh wow, those would be good. Yep. Or George's versus Orion's story in that Dua Lipa lip sync when it was like George's first time lip syncing, and I you can just hear at the beginning of it, Jasmine Kennedy's in the back saying, Oh, go off, bitch. And like we know. Oh, they didn't know that she'd be good, yeah. But Orion's story. Orion's story was not in the lip sync, but George's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, okay, can you this is kind of hard, but can you think of like a legendary read that you remember? And you like or maybe not if you can't remember. I can think of an legendary read for sure. It is actually from Drag Race Down Under. Okay. And it is when who was oh, Art Simone was giving a um reminder on pronouns for the room, and it was a read towards etc. etc. And I don't remember how it went, but she was like, so out of drag, etc. uses they them pronouns. So for example, they haven't been doing very well in the competition, so you won't be seeing them in the finale. Okay, that was really funny. That was my only read ever. Like, I can't think about that, but uh like when I think of like roast comedian, I think of Bianca, like she was just she's just so good at at reading the dolls down. And Lydia B. Collins roast from last season or her original season. It's wild. I love that. It was I love Lydia B. Collins, but I don't think of her as like a roaster. She she won that challenge, did she? Yeah. What about unhinged untucked fights? My favorite um Jasmine Kennedy versus the straight guy. Matty Morphosis. Or Jasmine Kennedy versus the This is your moment, have it. Yeah, that's my favorite. That was iconic. I had one in the back. I was about to say one, but now I forget it. Because now I can only think about Jasmine Kennedy versus Diabetti on the reunion, which was also pretty iconic. Oh, what about everyone versus Valentina at that reunion? Yeah. But that was all just reeking of jealousy. It was kind of gross. It was, it was really unfortunate. I mean, you can go back to the classics, go back to party city. That wasn't even untucked. Go back to party city, bitch. Like, the fact that I was ever not on Fifi O'Hara's side is crazy to me. It's crazy to me. But I wasn't when I first watched it. No, I wasn't either. Looking back though, and the way Fifi was like, girl, you think that that was a face crack with all those girls appearing behind the mirror? They made us wait there for an hour. We knew something was happening. Yep. We were giving you good TV. Silky Notmate Ganash versus Evie Odley in all those untucks. Also part of the drama. Evie Odley was getting it from the girls on her season, eh? Everyone hated her. Um, can you think of the the most robbed queen? If you think about like most robbed queen in Drag Race history, any season. Recency bias again, Georgia should have won All-Stars 10. Who did win? Ginger Minge. Okay, fine. Ginger Minsch shouldn't have won, but I don't think George's is the answer. George's was the answer that season. Who was third or fourth that season? Who was even on that season? Oh, it was Lydia Butthole Collins. Yeah, that's my winner. And who else was there? I can see them. I can sense them. Bosco? Bosco was the winner. Yeah, George's was not the winner of that season, in my opinion. Yeah, so Bosco and Lydia B. Collins were third and fourth. Bosco should have won. It should have gone. It should have gone Bosco, then Lydia B. Collins, then George, then the dirt under my shoe, and then Ginger Binge. Yeah. So switch Bosco and George, that's fine, and we'd be fine. We're allowed to be wrong. I'm just kidding. I've never been wrong yet, but. Mine's LeVoir. Because I don't care how good Kyron Thrax is, Lavoie won that season. No, Kyron won that season. Did you watch the same season? I did watch the season, and Kyron from the very beginning. No. Won that season. Okay, the seven of you that listen to this podcast, I need you to chime in in the comments. Who do you think won that season? Right, mom? Who do you think? My mom doesn't watch the show. My mom thanked me the other day for all the shout-outs she gets in our podcast. Really? So I don't know if my mom's listened to an episode. She has. And I've said my mom has? Well, someone in Mississippi. Well, I said I've said cunt four times, and she will not like that. Okay. America's desktop model is the next prompt. I don't know anything. You don't know anything. So we'll just touch on it briefly. Like, they just came up with the documentary. The I Was Rooting for You meltdown has become like pop culture gold. Like, I was rooting for you, we're all review. But we just kind of got some background into that, and it was like really like gross and dark, and um she was like really horrible to that cadence. So like I don't really want to celebrate that as iconic anymore. Um, I do think that Tyra is a psychopath. Yeah. I don't know anything about her. I've only saw snippets of the doc, but yeah, not a great lady. Survivor. Blind sides that changed the game forever. Uh the black widow blind side of that little twink who won immunity, and then they convinced him to give the immunity necklace to one of them, and then they all voted him out. It was Parverty, Cere. I can't remember who else. I don't even remember that, but that's so iconic. Anytime, I'll tell you right now, anytime you give up your immunity for somebody else, you do not deserve to win Survivor. Yeah, it was the classic, like it was the original giving up the immunity, and then he got voted out. It was the four girls, they were in an alliance, and then of course, this man won immunity, and then they were like, Well, we're screwed, one of us has to go, and then they convinced him to give the immunity necklace to one of the girls, and then they all voted him out. Wow. That was the season part one. Wild. Um, I don't think I watched another survivor to answer this question. Or Natalie Anderson when she got up and said, Did you vote for who I told you to vote for? And then they blindsided Baylor. What season was that? Uh Natalie Anderson's winning season. She got up played. Natalie won? Yeah, Natalie won. She got up and said, Jacqueline, did you vote for who I told you to vote for? And Jacqueline said yes, and she said, Okay, I'm playing this immunity for Jacqueline. And then her and Jaclyn voted out Baylor. Who was gonna win with her mom Missy? Remember that? No. Well. Yeah, I don't know. I am I am very much like, I respect strategy watching it, but if I got blindsided by one of these bitches, you're not getting my vote no matter how well you played. Like, if someone blindsided me and like, if you looked me in the eye and said, I am with you till the end and you blindsided me, I don't care if your opponent is fucking this cup. You're not getting my vote. I want to be honest with you about something right now. If we ever find ourselves in a situation in which we're on a strategy reality TV show or game, do not trust me. That's good to know. I will vote you out to win. I I would I What if we ended up on Big Brother Canada and I remember that you said that? I would vote you out. If now, because I've said this, anytime we're on a TV show together, I'm voting you out first because I can't risk. Wild that you think I'll be out first. I would make sure of it. I have this delusion in my head. You can ask any of my family members. I know if I go on Big Brother Survivor, I'm winning. I feel like I could go on Big Brother and win. I do I fear for how I would look in the edit. Like that's what worries me. I don't care. I'm like the Van Goth. I don't care how I look. I want to win the game. See. I do, but I'm so worried about what people think of me. It's the whole thing. I am in a lot of ways, but not. I'm confident I could go on TV and backstab everyone. That's why when y'all see me on the traitors in a couple years. I wouldn't want to go on the traders because everybody would assume I'm a traitor because of my personality. And then like, what if I wasn't? See, here's the thing. I think you would get manic on the traders, and I don't think people would, I think you would be like one of the people that people would assume is has to be a faithful because of how messy and manic you played. And that's good or bad? That's good because I think you'd go far. Oh. I I have not. I have the most episodes of The Season of Traders I've watched is two. Well, no, the traders wouldn't kill you because you're loud and opinionated, and they want people who are allowed to distract from the faithfuls, I think, would think you're faithful because of how loud and messy you are. But I'm loud and messy, but not in like a Michael Rapapart way. No, that was just annoying. You're ma loud and messy in like a I think I know the answer way, but I'm completely dead wrong, so that's why everyone's gonna keep you around. Oh, okay. Like the Ron of last season. Ron? Ron. Oh, he did not. In the two episodes I watched, he was not very popular. He was just very sure of who the traders were, and he was very wrong every time. I would just be hitting on Rob so hard the entire time. Rob would be hitting me. Oof. But hit it from the back. Okay. Reality TV archetypes. You need to tell me which one you are. The villain, the robbed queen, the narrator, or the delusional fan favorite. Who do you think you are?

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I think I'm all of them.

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So you're the delusional fan favorite. Okay. I um like to think I would be either the villain or the narrator. It depends on the show, honestly. Okay, on see, I don't watch the traitors, so okay, Big Brother. I think that I would be.

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What were the options?

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Narrator, robbed queen, villain, or delusional fan favorite. I think I would be the villain slash narrator. Yeah, it's the same as me. Yeah. So we have to pick best villain, most chaotic, most robbed, best strategist, and funniest confessional queen. And we could pick from any show. Okay. But you just you don't pick one, you don't need to explain, you can if you want. But who do you think is the best villain? When you think of villain, who do you think of? Okay. Any show. I have three in my mind, and they all happen to be drag race queens. Okay. I'm trying to narrow it down. You go first. I also can't. I I'm trying to think. Like Amarosa. Amarosa is the answer. Is the villain. Amarosa's the only one. From The Apprentice. Yuck. We used to watch that. I would say from Drag Race, the villain. And you're gonna look at me so differently after I say this. Oh, you're gonna say plain Jane. I'm gonna say plain Jane. And the fact that you think she's the most iconic villain from any show ever. That's not what I said. That's what the question is. The best villain, when you think of best villain, any reality TV, you're saying plain Jane. No, actually, I changed my answer. It's Rachel Riley. Obviously. Okay, Rachel Riley or Amarosa. But Rachel Riley's an iconic villain. Amarosa's a horrible person. Yeah. Most chaotic.

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Most chaotic.

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Rupert from Survivor.

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I was gonna say, this is like such a niche, small, you probably aren't even gonna know this name. Jatea from Survivor? Nope. She burnt. She was the one who threw their the her entire tribe's rice in the fire when they threatened to vote her out or something.

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Okay, but that's iconic. Yeah, that's why. Is this not iconic? Chaotic. Chaotic. Yeah, it is chaotic. I don't know who that is, but that's really chaotic. Yep. And they welcomed her back for a second CISA, which I thought was hilarious. Um, what about that guy, um Dan, who did the funeral thing? Dan's funeral. Oh my god, Dan's funeral on Big Brother. That's probably the most chaotic thing. That was chaotic. The fact that he got he got those books.

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It worked, so it wasn't really chaotic.

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But it's like he pulled a chaotic move that then worked. Yep. Also, uh Spicy V, who we've touched on, was the definition of chaos in Big Brother Drag Race. Big Brother Drag Race? Big Brother Dragon. How do we get a Big Brother Drag Race? Most robbed. Who was the most robbed reality TV person? Parverty on Heroes vs. Villains. Okay, so you're saying specifically hasn't she won like two seasons though? Yes. Now she has won two seasons, but she should have been the first two-time winner over Sandra. Sandra won that season. It was Parverty, Sandra, and Russell in the final three, and everyone voted Sandra because Russell and Parverti ruined all their relationships and voted out everyone. But Parverde played the best game by far. But I would have voted for Sandra too because social game is part of it.

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I don't care.

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Oh, Outlast Outplay. If you were mad at Russell, you shouldn't have taken that out on Parverty. Parverty deserved to win that season. Which ones did she do between outwit and outlast outplay? She outplayed, she outwitted, and she outlasted. But she didn't outwit. If she nobody liked her at the end, she didn't outwit anybody. She outplayed. Okay, who's your biggest robbed queen then? Oh god. See, the one I know that I have not seen all the seasons of Survivor. Or Big Brother. Biggest robbed queen. Or biggest robbed player. I would say Chris Dottry on American Idol. He should have won his season. Is that like 2001? He lost to Catherine Fee. Who? No, he lost to Taylor Hicks who beat Katherine Fee. You don't know Kathy Fee? No. Yeah, I think that's it's like Caesar Person. Caesar Power? She's a theater. She's now a theater person, but she was just a pop singer at the time. Yeah. Best strategist. Oh sorry, going back to Rob Queen, Marina Summers on Live. Marina Summers. Still not a winner, is crazy. Yeah. Okay. Best strategist? That might be poverty. I'm literally. No, but she's not a good strategist if she didn't get the votes at the end. She's made it to the finale on like every season she's been on. Other than that. So for for the season she won, she's a good strategist. But for that season, if she didn't get the votes, like the people always talk about jury management. You gotta manage the jury. Yeah, she sh well, I still think she's one of the best strategists ever. I think that's probably a common opinion. I think Sandra is up there too, for sure. I just also Suri, when you watch the first three episodes of this new season. Is Suri killing it? She's just she's the social queen. Everybody loves her. Like there's there's obviously discussion of we need to vote her out, but because she's so nice, but like I think she's she's so cool. I don't know, she's so cool. Suri is seen by many as the best survivor player ever. Dan Giesling from Big Brother. How many times has Suri won? Only once? Suri has never won Survivor. What? Yes, she won the Traders, but she has never won Survivor. She's like people know her as like the best survivor player to never win. Damn. Wow. That's crazy. Dan Giesling would be a good one. Wouldn't it be crazy if she won 50? Like, she probably won't, but like it'd be crazy. It would be crazy. Dan Geisling, yeah. I just I I will never support a man. Like, and that's just it. What about funniest confessional? It's kind of hard to like think about Rachel's really good in a confessional. There's so many. Rachel. Oh no, I know mine. Brittany Haynes from Big Brother is my favorite confessional queen. Also, um I don't even know who this is. For strategist, Tiffany from The Cookout. Yeah. That was she was The Cookout in general. That's probably the best strategy I've ever seen on Big Brother. Yeah. Xavier killed it. I love. I love an alliance that sticks together. I hate. I hate all this fucking flopping around. But I hate the Big Brother, like every season now they get a big group of eight who try and steamroll. And I get bored of it when they vote out like people from the opposing team, like three or four. Yeah. I get bored of it. I don't want a team of eight. I want like an alliance of four that never turns on each other. Yep. And that people don't really know they're an alliance too. So like I don't and I hate it when they're like, yeah, exactly. When there's a top when there's a a firm four alliance, I hate it when they're like down to like ten. They're like, oh, we need to turn on each other. No. You need to turn on each other right before the finale. Right. Stupid. There's also, sorry, I'm going back to the strategist question is fine. Again, there's one Canadian Big Brother queen that we did not mention. I don't know if you know her. Netta. No. Uh I never I don't think I ever watched a full season of Canada Big Brother. That's disappointing. Neta also won the Traders. Really? Yeah. She never won Big Brother. She came, she came like third or fourth because John evicted her. Damn. Which reality TV show would you win? Um, Survivor or Big. brother or the traders. You could do like I could do survivor minus like the bugs and the not eating. See I'm I grew up in the country. I I'm I'm that kind of guy. But the not eating? Yeah. I I'm not yeah I could do it. I also like in university I ate rice as a 95% of my diet. But you don't even get that anymore. Now there's no rice. But there's only it's only two weeks. Three weeks. Three and a half but yeah like it's 26 days right? I don't yeah I think so. I could do that. I could not eat for that. Maybe for a million dollars um I would win big brother um or like of an not that I would but like that would be the one I have a chance of could you lie strategically in my fucking sleep? Yep. I honestly lie strategically in my everyday life. Same. Could you lie live with strangers easily? Could you lip sync for your life? No I don't know I'd have to be really drunk. Which show would expose your worst traits? Big brother. Because I'm on t I'm on camera all the time for sure that's what I'm worried about. Yeah. I would be yeah I would I would be very cautious about how I'm presenting myself. Okay rapid fire alliance or float alliance alliance win the show or become iconic win the show become iconic now what I want to win I go on a show to to become famous not to win no I win confessional queen or silent strategist silent strategist confessional queen for sure eliminated early would you rather be eliminated early or come second? Come second no way like I most of these shows have a prize for second place financially. Most but not all B, I have more time air time to become iconic if I make it second. But if I if I go home like sixth and people like me I think about this all the time like on the sauce season Ebony spent a year thinking that she might have won and you build yourself up you're telling yourself you might have won the the feeling when you find out you don't win must be just heartbreaking. Especially with me because if I was in Ebony's place I I won I would have fully believed a hundred percent like and then you have to find out you lost in front of people. Yeah which I'm killing myself and then you have to go to a after party at cruise after you just lost like no no I and be like hear people be like I'm so sorry you didn't win like you deserved I would to be fair she went around with a bucket and was like tip me I just lost so iconic. Okay that's what I would do and also I would just be so drunk. She was she was drinking in the corner and then walking around with a bucket I lived. Fan favorite or villain at it? Fan favorite or villain at it interesting that you like plain Jane but you don't want to be villain. I would like to be I think people would get like I think I would be a little bit of a villain but like I wouldn't be like I wouldn't be mean. I would just be like sassy I like plain Jane but I don't relate to plain Jane. Yeah she's awful which reality show this is kind of a dumb question which reality show do you think has had the biggest influence on queer culture? Drag Race. Yeah like obviously the other option was um the other option was America's next top model but no that's a lot no no drag race okay to to finish up we've got a little bit more um this or that okay okay perfect so um it's just gonna be this or that it's reality TV stars okay you pick your favorite yep Bianca or Trixie Bianca Bianca Jinx or Bandala Krem Jinx Jinx Katya Zamlodichkova or Alaska Thunderfrog Alaska Alaska Alyssa Edwards or I'm gonna change this name because I hate this queen Alyssa Edwards or Mimi I'm first I wonder Sasha Valore or Aquaria Aquaria Oh wow wild I thought I was gonna be the only one that said Aquaria Aquaria's in my top five drag queens Sasha Valure Aquaria until Juicy Love Dion I think Aquaria was my favorite queen and now Aquaria is second really I didn't know you were such an Aquarius fan I am I'm obsessed that was the first episode that was the first season of Drag Race I ever watched mine was nine um Bob the Drag Queen or Murnay Bob down Simone or Willow Pill Willow Pill for me I love Simone. Me too but I love Willow Pill more I might go Simone. Adore Delano or Colorado Adore Delano Adore Delano we worked with her too she's so nice I need you to bring her back because Ador is like I didn't bring her oh Lawrence Lavender brought her and I helped Lavender Promotions Dual Says Manager no Parverty Shallow or Sandra Diaz Twine. Parverty that's it's not even see I'm Sandra Boston Robber Tony Tony Tony Suri or Kim Kim uh Kim played like the perfect game I'm going with Sari but Kim she was on all winter Suri for sure Russell Hance or coach I hate coach so much I hate them both so much but like I would probably Is Russell the one that walked around naked? No Russell was Russell Hance was the one who like bullied everyone who's the guy that walked around naked from season one who ended up in jail oh Richard Hatchback Richard Hatch right I would pick coach probably I'm picking coach because he's funnier to watch Janelle or Rachel Riley Rachel Riley Rachel Riley for sure. Yeah but love Janelle down Dan or Dr. Will? Dan yeah Dan Tiffany Mitchell or Derek Tiffany Mitchell Tiffany Derek's annoying um Brittany Haynes or Devon Rogers I would pick Devon because I loved her and I don't know who Britney is I love Britney so much I'm picking Britney but Devon is also up there. Okay they have American Seconds model ones but we don't know any of them so I'm just gonna say Tyra Banks is a host or RuPaul is a host. RuPa's a host RuPaul down Tiffany New York Pollard or Amarosa uh New York New York would have beat most people but oh my god this is bad Spencer Pratt or Christine Quinn Christine Quinn I love Christine who is returning for the next season of Silent Sunset bitch yeah are you kidding confirmed look it up no way also who's Spencer Pratt um from the Hills her she she married he married Heidi Montag yeah Snooky or Kim Kardashian Snooky Snooky down Simon Cowell or Gordon Ramsey Gordon Ramsey I that's like one of my comfort shows is Kitchen Nightmares. Fair uh Jeff Probst or Julie Chen Moonbez Jeff Prof Propst by Chenba Nicole Scherzinger or Paula Abdul Paula Abdul Paula Abdul down Jonathan Van Ness or Tan France Jonathan the hilarious Ross Matthews or fashion superstar Carson Cresley Ross Matthews I fit Carson and can you imagine? I saw a meme Monday that was like can you imagine being topped by the hilarious Ross Matthews because apparently it came out that he's a top and I'm like can you imagine? He's not a top that's what he says whoever told you that is a liar final chaotic questions okay poverty shallow or jinx monsoon ooh I love that but poverty shallow for sure jinx for me Tyra yelling we are rooting for you or RuPaul saying Sashay away Sasha away also I wish they'd said RuPaul saying um I don't know Pearl saying is there something on my face Sashay away is not like it just happens all the time. Okay that's it we hope that you enjoyed our little chat a proper yap about uh reality TV we are going to be back next week with a shadier more fun episode so come back thanks for stopping by the house tour come back soon the kettle's always on and the tea's always hot bye bye