Haus Tour
Haus Tour is a new podcast hosted by John and Dakota where we dive into whatever’s on our minds, from drag and pop culture to real estate and everyday life. Some weeks it’s just the two of us, and other times we bring on guests we’re genuinely curious about. Our goal is to give our guests a space to share their story, their work, and what makes them unique in a fun, relaxed setting. It’s less of a formal interview and more like sitting down for a great chat with friends.
Episodes
15 episodes
2025: The Year of the Queer
This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are looking back at the absolute fever dream that was 2025. From Chappell Roan’s legendary Grammy run to the "did that really happen?" moment of Katy Perry in space, we’re recapping the biggest pop cultur...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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25:46
The Haus Divided: The Ultimate This or That
This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are drawing lines in the sand! We’re playing a massive game of "This or That" covering everything from Guelph real estate dreams to lifestyle dealbreakers. We’re making the tough calls on what’s iconic an...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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24:36
Valen-Toot or Valen-Boot?
This week, John and Dakota are back to discuss all things V-Day. We’re "Tooting and Booting" the weirdest date ideas we found online and giving you the inside scoop on how we’re spending our February 14th. Whether you’re boo'd up or flying solo...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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20:14
The Royal Tea: Guelph’s Top 15 (According to the Internet)
This week on Haus Tour, John and Dakota are putting the internet to the test! We’re reacting to a list of the "Top 15 Exciting Things to Do in Guelph" and giving our unfiltered opinions on what’s actually worth the hype. From tourist traps to t...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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19:06
All the Tea on Guelph’s Next Drag Superstar
This week on Haus Tour, it’s just John and Dakota talking all things Guelph’s Next Drag Superstar! We’re reminiscing on the highs, lows, and sparkliest moments of Season 1, and giving you the inside scoop on what to expect for Season 2...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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30:24
A Proper Quail-ity chat with The Guelph Humane Society
We hung out with Abigail and Cam from the Guelph Humane Society this week and got the inside scoop on what they do and why GHS is such a big deal in our community. John & Dakota also learned some wild animal facts—like what a quail really i...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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31:30
Sleighing the Season with Ultra Violet
Get ready for some festive fun on this special Christmas episode of Haus Tour! We’re joined by the fabulous Ultra Violet (@itsultraviolett) as we dive into holiday cheer, drag, and all things Guelph. From holiday traditions to her own ...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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27:54
A Proper Drag Race Kiki with Ultra Violet
This week on Haus Tour, we’re having A Proper Drag Race Kiki with local Guelph legend Ultra Violet! We dive into the first four episodes of Canada’s Drag Race, dish on our favourite queens, and get the inside sco...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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39:13
Lease, Laugh, Love!
In this episode of Haus Tour, John and I chat about the Guelph rental market — what’s going on, what’s hard to find, and some of the trends we're seeing. Dakota also give a quick update on the basement reno (because yes, it’s still a w...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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27:01
A Home Run for Guelph’s Queer Community with Alex
This week, we’re stepping off the field and into the studio with Alex from Queer League Guelph, the brand-new sports league creating space for queer folks to show up, play hard, and finally feel at home on and off the field.We dive into ...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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27:28
A Proper Yap with Chase Heaslip
In this episode of Haus Tour, we sit down with one of Guelph’s rising country stars, Chase Heaslip. We dive into Chase’s journey from small-town beginnings to building his music career, his songwriting process, and what it’s really lik...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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37:52
Anne Episode to Remember!
This week we got to chat with Anne Tique Doll — Guelph’s resident icon, chaos coordinator, and queen of making an entrance. We asked her all the important questions: how she became the Anne Tique Doll, what inspires her, and what really ...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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31:15
Haus Tour Host Intro - John
This week, we’re handing the mic to the one and only John! He’s diving into how he found himself in Guelph’s drag and LGBTQ+ scene, why community is basically his love language, and how he brings the perfect mix of chaos and charm to
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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8:40
Haus Tour Host Intro - Dakota
This week, we’re turning the mic on one of our own — Dakota! He’s sharing how he stumbled (gracefully, of course) into real estate, what keeps him hooked on Guelph’s local scene, and why helping people find home is more than just a job. Expect ...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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3:47