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Haus Tour is a new podcast hosted by John and Dakota where we dive into whatever’s on our minds, from drag and pop culture to real estate and everyday life. Some weeks it’s just the two of us, and other times we bring on guests we’re genuinely curious about. Our goal is to give our guests a space to share their story, their work, and what makes them unique in a fun, relaxed setting. It’s less of a formal interview and more like sitting down for a great chat with friends.
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Guess That Queen (We’re Back!!)
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Did you miss us? The Haus is officially open again, and we are celebrating our return with the ultimate test of our RuPaul's Drag Race knowledge. This week, John and Dakota face off in a chaotic game of "Guess That Queen."
Hello everyone and happy Father's Day and welcome back to House Tour. I totally forgot it was Father's Day.
SPEAKER_02Happy Father's Day.
SPEAKER_01Thank you.
SPEAKER_02How are you celebrating today?
SPEAKER_01I am celebrating with uh podcast filming, and then I have the finals for my pickleball league tonight. And then in between I'm just kind of vibing on the couch and smoking weed. What about you?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, basically not that. I am podcast filming, and then I'm going strawberry picking with my goddaughters, and then I'm going to my parents' house for dinner.
SPEAKER_01So the opposite of what I'm doing. Yes. Well, that's fine. Then I'll come home and smoke after. Okay. Well, as long as there's weed in there somewhere. Absolutely. Um, so today we are doing uh name that drag queen. So one of us is gonna have a wheel that a random wheel with uh queens that have been on Revolves Drag Race, and we're gonna try and get the other one to guess what queen has come up.
SPEAKER_02Without saying names or anything like that. So we're gonna shoot for you.
SPEAKER_01Oh sorry, go ahead.
SPEAKER_02Is this just U.S. queens or is it or we don't know? Um could be a C bag of chips on here. So not US queens.
SPEAKER_01I think it's famous queens. Got it. All right, I'm ready. Okay, ready? We're gonna hear we're gonna spin it the first time to get the effect of the wheel. The price is the wheel of fortune going forward. Okay. Who is the level winner? Who didn't have to be? Okay, so this is a queen that has been on All Stars twice now. Okay. Um, she is she has a great body. Okay. She's asking you to look for the body. Where is the body? A curious davenport. Curiosity Davenport. Yes, very good. On All-Stars, what which one is this? 11?
SPEAKER_02I think we're at 11. Also, let's talk about how they're just trying to disclude Canada from these when they're talking about it on All Stars 11. Kennedy Davenport keeps saying she's only been on three times.
SPEAKER_01Silky did the same thing. So he did the exact same thing. I think it's because they don't want to seem like they've been on so many times. Or they're trying to pretend versus the world never happened. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Or RuPaul's just like, if I didn't judge, it didn't count. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Amen. Okay. Um, she's from an earlier season.
SPEAKER_02Alyssa Edwards.
SPEAKER_01Wow, really close. Had a famous feud with Alyssa Edwards. Coco Montez. Very good. Oh, that was good. That was close. All right. Um, she is a winner. Um, she won probably three or four years ago now. She's a Kobe. No. Well, further away than that. She's a comedian. Um, she's hosted the pit stop. Um.
SPEAKER_02Money. Monet Exchange.
SPEAKER_01Monet Exchange, yes. Oh, this one's hard. Next one's hard.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01I do not care for this queen. Um gag. Uh no, don't guess because it's gonna be bad.
SPEAKER_02Um it's gonna be obvious.
SPEAKER_01She is a U.S. Dragor's Queen. She is um, she was on, I think, probably like season six, maybe, or seven. Um, very annoying. Got the villain at it.
SPEAKER_02If it's who I think you're gonna say, I'm gonna be upset. Is she a doll?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Is it Gia Gun?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's Gia Gun.
SPEAKER_02You don't like Gia Gun.
SPEAKER_01I do not care for Gia Gun at all. I find her very annoying. Yes, but I love it. I can watch Gia Gun all day.
SPEAKER_02I watch Gia Gun on every All-Stars.
SPEAKER_01Okay, and that's you know what? And that's why drag is for everyone, because we have very different opinions of drag queens, I think. I think we do too. Oh, this is gonna Okay. All right. This is somebody, this is the I let's see how much you listen. This is the first drag queen from Drag Race that Anne ever worked with. So it was Canada's Canada's drag race. Yep, Alona Verley. Really close. No, it wasn't a dollhouse event show. Oh she was hired by um insert name of competitor drag company here. It's not Jimbo. It's no Jimbo was It's not Lemon. No, no. Um but you're like she did well. She did well, she did really well. She was safe the entire competition. Oh my god, Scarlet Bobo. Scarlet Bobo, yeah. I did know that. It was at um, it was in, I think it was Cambridge. Where is that? Where does Miss Mosu do the shows now? Like Evo? Yes, Evo, that's where it was.
SPEAKER_02Evo's in Kitchener? Or Cambridge. Cambridge.
SPEAKER_01Cambridge, sorry.
SPEAKER_02No, I think you said Cambridge. I think.
SPEAKER_01You know I don't know the difference between Kitchener and Cambridge. Or Waterloo.
SPEAKER_02I'm pretty sure you still think I live in Waterloo.
SPEAKER_01I thought you live in Cambridge.
SPEAKER_02I live in Kitchener.
SPEAKER_01Sorry, but you want to live in Cambridge or Guelph.
SPEAKER_02Nobody wants to live in Cambridge, but I want to live in Guelph. Well, I will move back to Guelph eventually.
SPEAKER_01I still thought you lived in Cambridge. No, I work in Cambridge. When I was gonna say, when I was saying let's go see Stop That Train, I thought I was gonna say, oh, we can look to see if the one in Cambridge has it so we can come to you. I thought you lived in Cambridge.
SPEAKER_02No, the Kitchener one is the VIP one, though.
SPEAKER_01I will meet you at a VIP anytime.
SPEAKER_02Three minutes from my house.
SPEAKER_01Do they have Stop That Train VIP? I don't know, but probably not. Okay, it is playing. It's so good. Like genuinely, um, I went with um close personal friend Alora Bishop, who works for um Dollhouse Events and Anne, obviously. And uh shockingly, Violet um did not end up attending.
SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh, failed.
SPEAKER_01Um Shooketh.
SPEAKER_02Shooketh. Was Julie there?
SPEAKER_01Julie was there, but Julie was there. Um when I bought the tickets, Julie had purchased, it's not at Kitchener. There were two sets of tickets that had already been purchased, and I assumed Julie was the one in the middle, so I bought tickets beside this other person, and Julie was up in the corner, so I did not sit beside Julie.
SPEAKER_02That you didn't change your seats?
SPEAKER_01Well, how would I though I I was in the middle, she was in the corner. Like I wanted the good seats. Oh, I see what you mean. I got you. And I was like, it was already almost ready to start.
SPEAKER_02Okay, while we're on the topic of movies here, Leveticus. Have you seen the trailer? I have not. Okay, so look up the movie trailer for Leviticus, not right now. Okay, but everyone else at home too, look it up. Gay horror movie that's coming out.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I just saw the trailer for this yesterday. It looks so good. At Stop That Train. Yeah, probably. It does look good.
SPEAKER_02I want to see it so bad, but guess what? What? It's not playing anywhere near us. It's one of those like Australian indie films that is not even coming to this the princess in Kitchener, which is crazy. Really? Yeah. Okay. Okay, back. A red wig in a silver dress. Oh, Davina DeCampo. Okay, very good. That was easy.
SPEAKER_01My British accent was abysmal as always, but that's fine. Um, okay. Oh my god, I think we're gonna get Gia Gunn again.
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_01No.
unknownDamn it.
SPEAKER_01Okay, this is another UK Queen. Extremely funny, one of the best snatch games, in my opinion, that I've ever seen.
SPEAKER_02Um Blue Hydrangea.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I love Blue Hydrangea, but what? What? Is it baga? Bega chips, yeah. Paul. Like when she started calling him Paul.
SPEAKER_02I just I was on UK versus the world, right?
SPEAKER_01I just was it UK vs. the world? I don't know. Yeah. Two more queens for you. I just died. Two more queens for me, okay. Oh my god. Bones. Oh my gosh, I barely know who this is. Um I think she was on Bianca Del Rio season.
SPEAKER_02Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01Um Magnolia Crawford. That's not a real thing. That's not a real drag queen, is it? Magnolia Crawford. I'm just kidding. With the nose? Um, with the nose. Um really pretty, like tiny little queen, very pretty. Oh, was she on all stars as well? Uh, I'm just positive Serena Chacha. No, I would have said the whole wig debacle if it was Serena Chacha. You heard about that wig thing, right? Where she made wigs for all these people and they weren't good. Okay, I'm looking up to get a little more information on this person. Wow. So she A dollar now.
SPEAKER_02Pardon? A dollar now.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god, I was right. She was on season six. No, she's not. She's no, she's she's just I'm gonna do it.
SPEAKER_02Does she do drag still?
SPEAKER_01Um is it April Carry-on? No, no, she's on this season of Drag Race. She was on this season. Well, she still might be back. Oh, this person is using a lot of AI posters on her page right now. Oh, that's really cringy.
SPEAKER_02Are they still active? Like an active dragon.
SPEAKER_01Well, this well the they just started making AI posters and she's. How many followers do they have on Instagram? She has 205,000 followers on Instagram. Ah, motherfucker. Keeping that in.
SPEAKER_02That's a decent amount for an early season. 205.
SPEAKER_01Um, I don't know if she's been Milk? No. No. She was on. Oh, she's petite. She placed sixth after being eliminated in the 10th episode.
SPEAKER_02She went far on Bianca Del Rio's season.
SPEAKER_01She is not La Ganja, no. No, not La Ganja. I said not a doll. She was in Hurricane Bianca. She was also on a TV show called Julia. Um their outer drag name is, it'll give it away, maybe.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Ben Delacreme. Patrick Allen Jocelyn. Jocelyn Fox. Jocelyn Fox is correct.
SPEAKER_02Got married on drag race, you could have said.
SPEAKER_01Didn't know that.
SPEAKER_02Well, she got proposed to on drag race. Okay, this is my last one. Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh, work. She's a rapstress. Megami. I just love You're so right. You're not this is not the answer, but like that's so that's a valid answer, but just the confidence with which you said Megami.
SPEAKER_02Well, I was ready.
SPEAKER_01Um, Megami is also a rapstress. No, this person famously said they were rapstress, and people were like, this little white bitch is not gonna be a rapstress. Not Aja. But then she was. Lemon. Lemon. Ah yeah.
SPEAKER_02My f no, I can't say that. My favorite Canada Queen, probably.
SPEAKER_01Lemon? Who's my favorite Canada Queen?
SPEAKER_02I think contractually.
SPEAKER_01I do think my favorite Canada Queen is probably like overall package, the girlfriend experience.
SPEAKER_02Oh my goodness, yes.
SPEAKER_01Because watching the girlfriend experience perform, I have never been so captivated in my entire life. Fair.
SPEAKER_02I've never seen her perform live, but Need Her on a Versus the World or All-Star Season A second.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like I just absolutely adore her.
SPEAKER_02I have the first queen. Are you ready?
SPEAKER_01I'm ready.
SPEAKER_02Okay, she's the probably the most controversial winner of Drag Race ever. Um Tyra Banks. Yep. Not Tyra Banks, but what's her name?
SPEAKER_01Tyra Some.
SPEAKER_02Not Sanchez. Tyra Sanchez? Tyra Sanchez.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02King Tyra.
unknownKing Tyra. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Had a standout performance in Stop That Train.
SPEAKER_01Juju V. No. Latrice Royale. Yes.
SPEAKER_02Only because we just talked about that.
SPEAKER_01Well, Latrice Royale was just like every time, every time they went to up to a new desk or a new job, like there was Latrice Royale as Barbara with a new wig. And I just I was screaming. I screamed. Honestly fair. I can't wait to see it.
SPEAKER_02Okay, season eight. Makeup mogul.
SPEAKER_01No misspells.
SPEAKER_02The other one.
SPEAKER_01Um GT Domain.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01May God rest your soul. Um, then Bob's not, and then who else was that? Thorgy? I don't know who was a makeup.
SPEAKER_02You're going right around her, too. She is on RuPaul's Drag Race Live a lot, even though she did not perform. Oh. Oh, Plastique Tiara. Plastique Tiara can perform. Oh. And was not on season eight. Oh. Um to the finale. She, her name. Kimchi.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Oh, can't perform. Yep. I've and I've seen her perform, and it was something.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Was eliminated in one of the most controversial eliminations. Bendlacrum. In all of Dragon. Manele Luzon. Yes. Manele Luzon, not Ben to the Crab. Shout out to Naomi Small's iconic TV.
SPEAKER_01Great TV.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Aquaria's twin. Bones. No.
SPEAKER_01Miss Cracker. Yep. That's offensive to Aquaria.
SPEAKER_02That's what she was known for on.
SPEAKER_01That's what Miss Cracker wanted her to be known for. That was the story.
SPEAKER_02Aquaria was never interested in that storyline. No, she was not. And Aquaria was always going to win. Sorry. That wheel that I had used just tried to make me sign up as an account, so I have to go find a new wheel. Well, Jonathan is my wheel here. I got it. I've got it. Don't be worried. Okay. The queen of all drag queens. Sasha Colby. Probably. If I had to guess Mark's favorite queen, just based on what I know about Mark, probably this queen would be up there. Jinx Monsoon. Yes. Was I right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's Mark's favorite queen for sure.
SPEAKER_02Okay, Jinx Monsoon. Icon. Alright. This queen was on a semi-recent. No, it was a COVID season for sure. She's also going to this is just going to give it away, but she's also going to be on Canada's All-Stars. Oh, um, what's it? Jackie Cox.
SPEAKER_01Jackie Cox. That was so easy. You gotta make it a little harder than that.
SPEAKER_02I know that was too easy, but I could like what what am I gonna say about Jackie Cox?
SPEAKER_01Jewish? She's a New York queen. She is an activist.
SPEAKER_02See, I didn't even know she's an activist. I know about her.
SPEAKER_01I saw her with Jan in uh a couple months ago, and she's she's a really good performer, actually.
SPEAKER_02Love that for her. Okay. Jinx Monsoon had a giant crush on this queen.
SPEAKER_01On season five?
SPEAKER_02On season five.
SPEAKER_01Oh god.
SPEAKER_02Tall. She wore not stilettos, but those giant like fair like circus legs on the runway. I don't think she does drag anymore. Season five.
SPEAKER_01I am so bad for the early seasons, like of RuPaul loved her name. Oh, um LaShawn Beyond.
SPEAKER_02No. Not LaShawn Beyond. But she said her name in like a quirky fun way every single time. Oh my god. No. Not even close. Kind of. Pretty odd spot. Okay, I need more. My gosh. She did not have a few.
SPEAKER_01If all the three people listening know this, and I don't, I'm embarrassed.
SPEAKER_02Miscongeniality of that season.
SPEAKER_01Oh, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
SPEAKER_02Not even the same season.
SPEAKER_01I run a drag company.
SPEAKER_02She doesn't do drag anymore, I don't think. I haven't heard of her. She probably is in like the theater realm, but I might be making that of milk. Not milk, but like tall like milk. Her first name is like a plant, and her last name is a season. April carry on.
SPEAKER_01Carry on April.
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_01First name of the plant. Last name is a season. Autumn, fall, winter.
SPEAKER_02I think green leafy plant. Ivy Winters! Thank you. Next queen was on All Stars. She's like an OG queen, like way back in season in the first couple of seasons, maybe first couple of five seasons. She walked into the workroom wearing the same wig as another queen. And there was like a cowboy Mexican standoff. And then she came back for All-Stars, won her first episode of All-Stars. Her teeth have a lot going on. Jiggly Caliente. No. R.A.P. She had beef with Derek Berry, perhaps? Could be India Farah.
SPEAKER_01Drag is not a contact sport.
SPEAKER_02Drag is not a see that would have just given it away. No, but I'm I'm Oh, you're just adding to it. Dragon is a contact sport. Touch as many people as you can. Um, okay, winner, makeup mogul, early season winner.
SPEAKER_01Volahan Tchotsky.
SPEAKER_02What? Volahan Tchotsky. My favorite queen. I hit my tooth. Earlier than Violet Tchotchke is like one of the big names. Host doesn't has hosted the pit stop, but host.
SPEAKER_01Oh, makeup mogul. Yep.
SPEAKER_02Has hosted the pit stop and host. And this is gonna give it away. Fashion photo review.
SPEAKER_01Oh, Raja. Yeah. He didn't say she was a queen of color. I don't see it. Wait, Raja? Sorry, I thought you meant Raven. I was making a Raven joke. Now who's a racist one? Sorry.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Miss Queen is the Hunger Games' biggest stan.
SPEAKER_01The Hunger Games?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Referenced the Hunger Games in her entrance line, and then Katya also mimicked it. Winner of All-Stars. All-Stars winner. Trixie. Should have won her first season, and we wouldn't have had such a controversial winner. Gingermins. No, no, no, no. Gingermins should have won. Although Edwards. No. Um Cher.
SPEAKER_01Oh, oh, oh. Um Chad Michaels. Yeah. Sorry, so Chad Michaels loves the Hunger Games?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Her entrance line literally was happy hunger games, bitches.
SPEAKER_01Oh. Who did she who was she against initially? Sharon Michaels? Sharon Needles. Sharon Needles? Fuck that bitch. Yeah. Okay. Sharon Needles.
SPEAKER_02Next Queen. This queen has made it far on most of the season she's partook in.
SPEAKER_01How many timbits are in your mouth?
SPEAKER_02Four. Um she had a iconic lip sync semi-recently with Big Tits. Um Jimbo. No. Not someone who's like known for big tits. Kennedy Davenport. Nope. An original season. She has mostly been on Drag Race with Alexis Mateo.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck's her name?
SPEAKER_02Um I feel like she has some iconic quotes that I just can't think of right now. God, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Alexis Mateo and she was a bugger.
SPEAKER_02If you asked Manila and Oh, like with the Heathers and the Buggers. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Who the fuck is Heather?
SPEAKER_02You can see her though, right? No. You don't know who I'm talking about?
SPEAKER_01No. I don't remember caring a lot for this queen.
SPEAKER_02You are Sophia.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Like, she's fine. Like, uh, whatever. She's great. Yeah. But I just She doesn't need to come back because I don't think about her unless she's actively on my television. Yep.
SPEAKER_02And she doesn't really need to go back on television because we've seen what she can do, I think. Like great performer. Unless there's something new, but yeah. Okay, the next queen is unfortunately passed away. She was a judge on Drag Race. And she had an iconic design look. Lady Bunny. No. I think Lady Bunny is alive.
SPEAKER_01Oh, Lady Bunny is still alive, sorry.
SPEAKER_02Um, people get that.
SPEAKER_01Well, they've had the funeral of Lady Bunny so many times before while while she was still talking to Rue.
SPEAKER_02That's just it.
SPEAKER_01Dead and oh, the Vivian.
SPEAKER_02No. The Vivian, no. She was jiggly. Jiggly caliente. Okay. Drag is not a contact sport. India Ferah. No. Morgan McMichaels. No.
SPEAKER_01I don't remember who was involved in that.
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SPEAKER_02She was on All-Stars. India Farah and I think it was Yara who said someone has to go home first. And she did. She's like, she's very about herself. Mimi, I'm first. Okay, two more.
SPEAKER_01I saw her live at the haters roast. And like ten years ago. She bombed her set and then mm had the like the fucking sour puss face for the rest of it. Like it was so bad. Like she got just ripped a new one by Willem, and peop her set didn't work, and she just looked mad.
SPEAKER_02That's unfortunate. But checks out. Okay, this next one. I'm gonna give you a hint, but you don't have to say the name because it'll expose you a little bit.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02Hit you up on Grinder. Yes. Okay, last one. Big money. I don't like that queen for the last queen.
SPEAKER_01Nina West?
SPEAKER_02No, it was it was honestly no one bad. It was just Shino.
SPEAKER_01Me saying Nina West, you said no, no, no one bad. Leave that. Okay. Leave that in.
SPEAKER_02I will. Nina West won't be offended. She's a big girl. She's a big Nina, you're a big girl. You've got big shoulders. This is my favorite UK queen, I think. Up there with my favorite UK queen. Crystal thing. Crystal Versace. Ugh. Would probably be number two. Um, but not crystal Versace. Also like a makeup and look queen. Should have should should be an all-stars winner. She will win UK All-Stars the second they Oh, Dakota Sheffield. T, but no.
SPEAKER_01The other, the other cute one. Um No, sure.
SPEAKER_02She's a queen of color.
SPEAKER_01Oh, Nyang Bella.
SPEAKER_02No, not someone I would immediately think is gonna win all-stars.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I think she's so cute. I love her.
SPEAKER_02She is actually she has this queen has inches to the floor.
SPEAKER_01Oh the one are we? Did she have a meltdown at an airport famously? No.
SPEAKER_02I don't think so.
SPEAKER_01Tace? Yes, it's Tace. It was Tays. So Tace had a meltdown. She had a full-on meltdown at an airport, like screaming in the face of someone working at a ticket counter, like on live. And like about what?
SPEAKER_02Recently?
SPEAKER_01It was really unsettling to watch. Oh no, like a couple years ago. Like, I think she needed a mental health break, I think is what happened.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Honestly, fair. So that brings us to the end. That's it. That's it.
SPEAKER_01If you enjoyed this um, where we just kind of played Guess Who, please leave a comment on the Instagram post that I'm definitely gonna make that you had fun. It'll be six months down the line, but it'll be Did I did I get logged out of the Instagram and have to figure out what the password is? Who's to say? Who's to say?
SPEAKER_02And I couldn't tell you what the password is. Speaking of Guess Who, by the way, a little tangent here. For Christmas a couple years ago, I got my sister a homemade version of Guess Who with RuPaul's Drag Race Queens. That's amazing. Probably one of my best gifts I've ever given. I wonder where that board is. Taylor? Anyways. That's it.
SPEAKER_01Is your sister named Taylor?
SPEAKER_02She is.
SPEAKER_01You guys both have names that could be boys or girls.
SPEAKER_02So does my brother.
SPEAKER_01Oh. Owen. Owen is not a girl's name.
SPEAKER_02It could be though. Anyways, that is all she wrote. So we'll see you next time.
SPEAKER_01And thank you so much for stopping by the house tour. Come back soon. The kettle's always on and the tea is always hot. Bye. Bye. No kiss this time.