The Toxic Psychology of the Love Island Villa

You all loved our deep dive into how reality television raised us, so this week, we are putting a specific show on the couch. John is officially a certified superfan of Love Island USA, and Dakota has absolutely no idea what a "bombshell" or "Casa Amor" even means. From the diabolical drama of Movie Night to analyzing whether Sincere, Melanie, KC, and Aniya need actual psychological intervention, Dakota interrogates John on why this show has a complete chokehold on his life. Grab a drink, book a session, and join the Haus.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

All right, friends, we are back. I got a text. I hope that was a reference. It is. Damn it.

SPEAKER_00 0:08

You're gonna know so much about Love Island by the end of this hour.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Welcome back to House Tour. My name is Dakota.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

And I'm John.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

And today we are going to be talking about the current season of Love Island USA, season eight.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

Season eight. But technically season three, because the last three seasons have been the most popular, because our animatic is the host now. And Ian Sterling is now the voiceover, and people love them both. And it's the best way to spend your summer.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

I love that. Okay. So a little bit of background information on me. I've never watched Love Island. I know nothing about it. And John would consider himself to be a super fan.

SPEAKER_00 0:49

Um yes, so super fan, but I've only watched two seasons.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

Like I've only seen this season and last season. I would say that I get like when I'm watching reality TV, I get very invested. Yep. And I always usually always cheer for the women because Amen. First of all, they should always be. Um and this season is no. The women are bad. No, sorry, this season is no um different. Okay. Yep. There's the core four women, I would push people in front of a train to protect them. Is Melanie one of them? Oh the love I have for the parasocial relationship I have with these women.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

I love that. Alright. So John's a fake fan, we've just discovered, but he has watched the last two seasons. So we're gonna talk about that. I know nothing about Love Island. So, John, if you could just start by explaining the concept to me. What I assume is happening is that a bunch of 20-year-olds are going to an island.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

You said 28? 20. 2-0. They're a bit older than that. 24. Between like 21 and 28, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

Okay, so I could be on Love Island. Yeah, you could. Okay, that was shady. But, anyways. Um just give me a quick overview of what it is. I assume it's just a bunch of 20 to 28-year-olds going to an island to have a lot of quitus.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

So kind of. So they get dropped on the island and they're supposed to make connections, and then um like bombshells come in to like try and lure people away from their connection.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Bombshell's like a super attractive person.

SPEAKER_00 2:21

They're all they're all super attractive. And that's why you don't think I could be honest. Sorry. All of the women are super attractive.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

Some of the men look like thumbs, but That's just in general, I feel that's just in general.

SPEAKER_00 2:32

Yeah. Um Yeah, so then they go to Kasamore, which is like where they're with their so they they they they couple up, right? And then they're with that couple, and then the boys go to Kasamoor, and then they bring in new girls to like tempt the boys, and then the boys new boys come in for the girls as well. So then they test their connection and then they decide which one they want to stay with. And there's just drama. It's drama, drama, drama, drama.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

Is there short like is there a winner, first of all? Is there one win like that? The couple wins. So the most compatible couple is voted.

SPEAKER_00 3:02

Not necessarily.

SPEAKER_01 3:03

Okay. How is it determined?

SPEAKER_00 3:04

It's I believe I can't remember it last year. The the the public votes, but then also the public votes, but then also I do believe that the final vote is by the couples. I think.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

You think. But you're a fake fan, so we're not sure. Yeah, I can't remember. Got it. Okay, so I was right on what it is then, basically.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

Yeah, you were right about this. You were right about the Tonies.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

I'm really good at what I do. Alright, let's get into some specific questions on what's happening in Rama. So I have seen some places online that this young gentleman named Sincere.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

Ooh, girl. People are calling him Insincere, which is the the name. The name um speaks for itself. I will say I do not dislike Sincere, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

Is he a thumb or is he attractive, first of all?

SPEAKER_00 3:55

Oh, I think he's very attractive. I think he's very attractive.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

Wait, well, wait, sorry. This is gonna be off topic. Rob, who won the traitors. Was he on Love Island? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:04

Yes. Alright. Yep. Um Sincere just is like He just keeps like making the wrong decision and like he just lies. Like, just just just I don't think he's a bad person. I think he just like makes a lot of bad decisions. But um Melanie could do a lot better.

SPEAKER_01 4:27

Got it. So basically what I'm asking is I've seen that he allegedly lost his mind during Is it Casa Blanca?

SPEAKER_00 4:35

Casa Moore. Um I would say that he lost his mind several times. And so movie night is a fan favorite episode. And moving what happens at movie night is they sit everybody down and then they play clips that no one has seen yet of how everybody's behaving.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

And the show sounds kind of good.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

Oh, it's when I tell you, it's phenomenal. So Sincer's had a connection with Melanie, and then Sol was a bombshell that came in. And so he was kind of like seeing how it how it went with Soul.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Did Soul have a shaved head?

SPEAKER_00 5:10

Not shaved head, but she had a she had a short hair, like a kind of a pixie cut. America didn't like the way Sincere was moving in the villa. So they voted to split up Sincere and Melanie. And then Oh, they can vote to So like sometimes they'll do stuff like vote for your least favorite couple, and we'll split them up. Like it's that kind of shit. Um but they split them up, and then Sincere was like testing the connection with both, and like he would tell Melanie, like, I don't really like her, like and then he like the next clip would be like him with soul being like, I really like you, and like making out like just it just made him look really bad. And then in Casa Amour, before Casa Amore, him and Melanie were like, Okay, we're good, we're here for each other, like that's it. And then what they did on Casa Amour this time is because the girl usually what happens is the boys act the fool and the girls are respectful, which is kind of boring. So this year they showed the girls a live stream of what was happening as the new girls came in so they could see their men be like shady, shady, but also these men one a couple of them were like, Oh, forget about the girl back home, like I'm moving on. Like, so they knew right away that the girl, the boys were like moving on from them. So it was that was good. It got messy quick, it got messy quick. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

So would you say sincere is the ultimate villain of this season? No. There's worse. Is it Casey?

SPEAKER_00 6:33

Um, okay, so Casey, if you asked me three episodes ago, Casey would have been the villain. Um I think now it's probably Sincere.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

But people really hate Casey and Tierra.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Which because Casey was originally with Anaya. Anaya. I was gonna say Anya, so that's embarrassing. Anaya.

SPEAKER_00 6:54

Anaya, who is a queen we love.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

And Casey blindsided her afternoon. Casey more?

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Yeah, so he came back with another girl, but he also just the way he spoke about Anaya in Casa Moore, like he called her like a grandma, he called her, he said like, oh no, it's just that she wasn't he wasn't getting anything from her.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Oh girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

So not great. But I would say that I would say that um sincere and case are maybe are tied for the villains. Like there is there was a there was a lot of clear villains last year. I would say as a whole, these people are much more likable than last year's people. Was Rob on last year's? No, I think Rob was two years ago.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

Gosh, or was he UK even?

SPEAKER_00 7:38

Last year had um Huda, who is insane. Oof. I liked her when she was on the show, but then she showed her true colors, and my god, they are not pretty. Oh boy. Um, and then like I liked the girls last year, but like after the season, they all stopped being friends, and they all I my least favorite thing is when I get really invested in a reality TV show, and then I follow them on Instagram, and then all of a sudden it's Jesus is king and blah blah blah, and I have all these stupid opinions because I'm from fucking Texas. Like, that's my least favorite thing. So that happened. Mega Mega. And they're not they're they're never outwardly not never. They're usually not outwardly mega, but it's literally just like you see shit and you're like, oh yeah, they don't think I should exist.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

No, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Anaya, it's still Anaya.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

That's crazy. This is like a Mikey Meeks situation all over again.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Mikey Meeks.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

You did it!

SPEAKER_00 8:34

I met her now. You're better now. No, I've met her now, I said.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

Okay, oh, really? That's what you said.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

Maybe I talked too fast.

SPEAKER_01 8:42

Maybe. Um Anaya is now with Carl.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

We feel so strongly about Carl.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

In a positive way.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

Oh, everybody loves Carl. He he was her Casa Moore connection, and she should have picked him, but the girls always feel because it's like again, some of these boys are under 25, their frontal lobe isn't even fully developed. Like, they don't know what they're doing. The girls are always smarter, and so she gave Kissy a chance, but then they brought Carl back, and now she's with Carl. So is there like strategy behind this, or are they all just doing it? Um are all these couples real, or are they just like so people think that like Nick and Alandria last year? Um, people think that they're a fake couple, but like are they still together? This is the this is why I don't like the people from last year. I liked Alandria on the show, I do not like her off the show. Like, she's like, I don't understand why people care about my relationship. Like, baby, you went on a reality dating show. And then you're wondering why people are invested. Yeah. Like, I would argue they're only following you because that whatever. Anyway, fine. So that I do not I never have believed in that relationship because they they ended up together just randomly. It was like the the show was like, okay, either you go home or you give try out giving being a couple together. And so they were like, oh, actually, I've always kind of thought of you, blah blah blah. No. No, you haven't. The the strongest couple this year is Bright oh my, I almost said Brightity and Trince. Bryce and Trinity. Trinity and Bryce. And I love them. But there are allegations that they're not actually So this leads perfectly into my next question.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

First, I would just like to point out I think I saw a thing that Trinity just hit a million followers on Instagram.

SPEAKER_00 10:35

Yes, and people uh she's the favorite, like her and Melanie are the favorite. Um but people say also there's a ton of bots in there because this happened with Amaya last year.

SPEAKER_01 10:45

That just seems crazy for a TV show like Dragon. People aren't vested.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

No, Drag Race Girls aren't. Drag Race Girls used to pull a million. Like I mean in the peak, like when Aquaria won, she got to a million right after her thing. Now the girls if like the winners, if they get to 200k, it's great. It's surprising.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

Though I think I saw Plastique is coming close to Roof Hall.

SPEAKER_00 11:06

Yeah. Yeah, Plastique. And like great drag queen, but I'm like, I I can't believe she's the most followed, but like she's got a big fan base.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

It's the TikToks, it's the the transformation TikToks, it's crazy. Um love plastique, but you're right. Not not the most well-known or famous or most talented queen from the show. Okay. So are we at the point where there's final couples now?

SPEAKER_00 11:30

Uh I don't know. So what I was told by the next time on Love Island is that we're voting. America just vote, which is so annoying. We're not allowed to vote. America votes.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

There's no Canadian Love Island.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

There's no Canadian Love Island. Well, and it would be boring. Like be in like Newfoundland, and it'd be all hicks and it's like we always try to do this stuff, and it's like we try to do like Canadian Bachelor in Paradise, and it's like it's always the rejects that don't that nobody wants in the actual show, and like it's just embarrassing. Oh my god, there we go again.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

Um we are never doing this again with your hugover.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

I will say it is not my fault. I drank a lot last night.

SPEAKER_01 12:14

That seems like your fault, but carry on.

SPEAKER_00 12:17

Um I don't remember what I was saying.

SPEAKER_01 12:21

Final couples.

SPEAKER_00 12:22

Oh, yeah, I think they're in the final couples.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

Okay. So out of the final couples, who do you think is actually in love and who is just faking it for the 100k?

SPEAKER_00 12:30

I think Bryce and Trinity are in love. I think that What about Zach and Kata? I think Zach and Kata are in love too. Um, I think that as much as I don't like them, I think that Casey and Titi are in love. Um Tiara? Tiara, yes. Um I think that Kenzie has feelings for Dylan. I think she's she's She started with Zach. She's been Kenzie? Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_01 12:57

That's not true?

SPEAKER_00 12:58

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

See, that's not what the internet's telling me right now.

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Yeah, you know what? It was so long ago, maybe it's true. I thought Zach has maybe. Um, but she's been kind of moving her way around. Like she she was with Corbin, then she was with Caleb, then she was with Corbin again, then she was with um Dylan, and then she was flirting with Gall, who everybody hates, and now she's back with Dylan. She kind of got in trouble for how she moved in the villa too, but unlike the men, she took it on the chin and was like, I see what you're saying, and I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

She owned up to it.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

Again, women are better.

SPEAKER_01 13:33

Is this alive? Are they really in this villa right now?

SPEAKER_00 13:35

Yeah, this is part of why I love it. Because I get so invested. They're they're there right now.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

Gotcha. So it's like we brother.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

It's like Big Brother. But there's no live feed. Well God, can you imagine if there were live feeds?

SPEAKER_01 13:45

It would just be sex.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

Um, so there's only been one couple that's had sex that I am aware of. On the show. Yeah, because they got a private date and they got to go to like this, uh, it's called the hideaway. Oh, sorry, and they have a song. It's like a hostel.

SPEAKER_01 14:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

So it's like double bed, double bed, double bed, double bed. They're all there. Uh but they can hear each other doing stuff. So so um, what are they calling it? French fry. They're french frying each other. And I don't know what that means. And I like I looked it up and I think that it means fingering, but I I don't really still understand why it's called French fry. Um, but Zach and Kata had sex in the hideaway, and people have been French frying each other, which is crazy because Corbin and Kenzie French fried, and then the next day he went to Casamura and was like, I don't give a fuck about Kenzie. And he's got like the deepest voice, it's like so meanable.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

Um meanwhile, his French fry was in her fryer racist.

SPEAKER_00 14:46

His French fry was in her French fry container.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

French fry container is absolutely crazy. But that's what we'll go with. Alright, so who's gonna win?

SPEAKER_00 14:56

Trinity and Bryce.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Because she has a million followers.

SPEAKER_00 15:01

Because they've been together since the beginning.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

And they went uh oh wow, they win $100,000 each or to split?

SPEAKER_00 15:08

See, again, you're this is what I don't remember. Like, I I love the show and I love watching.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

But you're fake.

SPEAKER_00 15:14

No, no, I just don't remember how it ends. Like, uh, it it it sounds stupid because most most shows I watch to see who wins the show. This I genuinely just watched because it's entertaining. I I I couldn't care less who wins the show. Like last year, Amaya and Brian won. Brian and they were it was a good season, but like the final couples were so boring. Like, all four, like the there wasn't any like couples that lasted the whole time. This time we have um Bryce and Trinity and Kata and Zach, who have kind of if not the whole time, they've been together since like Kada was a bombshell, and since Kada's been in, they've been together. So it's like So not the whole time then, not the whole time, but like her entire time on the show. Fair and she hasn't been switching around. Yeah, last time it was just like a bombshell came in, and like it was the all the final couples were like boring, and so Amaya and Brian kind of won out of default because they were the longest couple, but I didn't people loved her on the show, but then it's still together? No, God, they didn't even last I don't even think they lasted a month. Oh yeah, it was bad.

SPEAKER_01 16:17

How many people go into this, including bombshells? Like, how many contestants do you think?

SPEAKER_00 16:22

So this is um this is actually controversial because um this year there have been only like up until they just expelled expelled five people from the villa, but there would have only been four people um dumped from the villa this year. The last couple years they've been like 12, 14, 16. So we don't know why there's been less people dumped, but um I would say like they probably start with five or six of each, and then they add like I say there's probably been like four or five bombshells of each gender, and then the cast at more people. So like a total of like twenty to twenty five people on this cast. Not that many people. Not that many people.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

I can keep up with that many people. Okay, now next question, because this is what I've been thinking about this entire time, you've been explaining this to me. Gay Love Island Island.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

So Ariana Maddox just came out and said that she wants very badly to have a queer season.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

See, I just don't think that would work very well because it would just be a lot of group French frying. I believe. It would be like a little poutine action.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

But you know what's crazy about gay dating shows is like because I the um have you ever seen the ultimatum of queer love? No. Absolute fucking mess.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

Good or no?

SPEAKER_00 17:45

Oh my god, never turn that off, my television, but it's a mess. And the best part about Queer Love Island is like anybody can fuck anybody. Anybody can anybody. It's not like in this, it's like if the people are all straight, it's just like the girls go in that it would be like everybody's all it would I I I just love it.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

I just sorry, I I meant to ask this earlier, but I forgot. I've seen some things on Twitter about like two men who are like heteronormal uh heterosexual heteronormally blah blah blah blah. They're just like bros, but they like I seen a gift of a gift, a gif, a gif, if you will, of one of them like grabbing the other one. We know while he's sitting in front of Did you watch the big it was it's so hot? Did you watch the Big Brother Canada season where the two Oh my god, I was just watching the video of the Mickey O like.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

So that's what it's yesterday. And I would Kevin and I would fall so hard for that. Like if if a straight boy gave me attention and Big Brother, that would be if if you're on Big Brother with me, that's the way to get me to be under side. A cute straight boy giving me attention? Oof.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Anyway, so they're not in love. Who is it, by the way?

SPEAKER_00 18:52

Who is what? Oh, Zach and Bryce.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

Oh, the two like popular ones.

SPEAKER_00 18:58

And like Bryce showed Zach his wee wee, and then Zach was like, wow, man. And Z and Bryce is like, and that's only my semi. Like there have been like it's yeah. I've had a drink or no. No, I think they're just I think they're just gay baiting, which I don't mind. Yeah, no, I don't know. If I'm enjoying it, I don't fucking care.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Gay bait all you want. Right? Um, okay, sorry, back to the the queer version of this show. Yeah, I think that it would just be too hard to follow because I think that people would be switching up with people too much. Do you think? Am I being homosexual?

SPEAKER_00 19:39

Am I being homophobic? No, because people switch up a lot on the show. Um, it will be messier for sure. I what Ariana Maddox was suggesting it was a bisexual version. So everybody's bi. Hot. Yeah. That would be hot. So still boys and girls, but just everybody's bi. Everybody's bisexual.

SPEAKER_01 20:03

We'll love that. What if they did a version, but they just put in like 20 bottoms and didn't tell them it was only bottoms? Jesus Christ. How funny would that be?

SPEAKER_00 20:12

That's how you could get on the island.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 20:16

Because people would think for a minute that you're not a bottom. Yeah. And then you would talk.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

What did you say? What did you say earlier about me? I'm the most straight.

SPEAKER_00 20:24

You're the straightest gay man.

SPEAKER_01 20:26

That you know. Yeah. And that I won the Tony Award for that, actually. And that's a callback to our last episode.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

Which is coming out after this. I was gonna say it would actually be the next episode.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

Um, okay. You haven't a you have not brought up Kenzie. Um, I did on my last question. I said, I know that Kenzie started with Zach and you said she did, but now she's with Dylan. And my question was, I got very distracted on this. Do you think Kenzie going to Dylan was a strategic move to just survive the dumplings? Dumplings. Soup dumplings.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

I wish I had dumplings.

SPEAKER_01 21:03

Or do they actually have chemistry? Are they in love?

SPEAKER_00 21:05

No, I think Kenzie has just been moving around the villa and like genuinely getting a full Love Island experience. Like she's been kissing everybody and she's been like vibing. I think she does actually really like Dylan.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

Um But she's just a loosey goosey girl.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

She's a loosey goosey, she loves to slam her clam alright on the ground.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

I mean, who among it?

SPEAKER_00 21:21

Have you seen have you seen the any videos of her slamming her clam? Like I don't know who this person is. She will drop into the splits at any moment. Drag performance. It's like Chloe Cannoli in her first ever drag performance. Ultraviolet. That was such Chloe Cannoli. Five people will know that reference. And I am not one of them. Um do you did you come to our Mamma Mia brunch three years ago? Yeah, no. You don't like ABBA? See, this is what I mean.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

Different people.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

You're straight.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

I am.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

Gay people who don't like Abba, I'm like, are you good?

SPEAKER_01 21:51

It's not that I don't like ABBA, it's just that I don't care about ABBA.

SPEAKER_00 21:57

Yeah. I don't think it's like it's not like I ever like put ABBA on at home, but it's just like I don't know. How do you not like ABBA? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

So Kenzie's not winning, though, you think?

SPEAKER_00 22:13

Winning Love Island?

SPEAKER_01 22:14

No. And just circling back to last season or the season before, not that you might not know this, but did Rob make it to the end?

SPEAKER_00 22:20

I think he won Love Island.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Rob won Loved Island and the Traitors?

SPEAKER_00 22:24

Oh, maybe he just won the Traitors. I don't know. He won something. Okay. He won in my heart because he's fucking hot.

unknown 22:28

Nah.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

I'm sorry. That's crazy. That would be crazy if I said that. That is not true.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

I'm so sorry. The overalls.

SPEAKER_01 22:37

Okay. Ariana Maddox is back hosting her third season, as you mentioned. Do you like her as a host? Oh.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

She is perfection.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

And you like Ian Lane?

SPEAKER_00 22:50

I thought it was Sterling.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Sterling is the last name.

SPEAKER_00 22:54

Oh, Ian Sterling.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

Ian Sterling, but it looks like it's spelled Lane. I took my glasses off, so that's why that's why it's his voiceovers are incredible. Who do you prefer more?

SPEAKER_02 23:08

No. No.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

Because you need both. You need both. Like she they they're completely different and they do different things, and they're both mandatory to the success of the show.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

This or that. Ready? Yep. Sincere fumbling Melanie at Cassamour or Casey completely ditching Anaya.

SPEAKER_00 23:30

So what am I choosing? Like what was more than?

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Who behaved more diabolically?

SPEAKER_00 23:34

Casey.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

Really?

SPEAKER_00 23:36

Yeah, because Sincere never said anything bad about Melanie. Like he never, like never talk shit. He made a lot of bad choices, but he never was like, Melanie is blah blah. Like Casey admitted like he he he did apologize to Anaya and was like, the shit I said was not appropriate. It was not good.

SPEAKER_01 23:52

Okay. After movie night, who fumbled their apology worse? Sincere trying to win Melanie back or Corbin trying to explain his high school versus college girls comments to Kenzie?

SPEAKER_00 24:02

Oh, I don't even remember. I don't even remember Corbin's apology because he's such an idiot that I just I have to pick Corbin.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Can you explain to me what the high school versus college girls comment was?

SPEAKER_00 24:12

He's like, yo, yo, guys, like these girls here in Casa, they're like college girls. The girls at home in the villa, they're like high school girls. So it's like offensive to them.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

Got it. Okay, that that's kind of weird and creepy, and I don't like that.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

Yeah, well, he's 21 also, so Well, that's weird.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

Okay. Choose your fighter for the final $100,000. Zach and Kata or Trinity and Bryce.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

Trinity and Bryce.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

If you had to be coupled up with one of them to survive a dumpling, would it be Kenzie? Who kissed half the villa? That's crazy. Or Tiara, who is currently bringing all the drama?

SPEAKER_00 24:55

Kenzie.

SPEAKER_01 24:56

Really? Yeah. Okay, and if you had to pick between Zack and Bryce.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

Bryce. Really? Like Zack's hotter, but Bryce is more of the full packaging guys.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

I can't wait to look at the photos of all these people later. Alright. These are some what would you do?

SPEAKER_00 25:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

You're at movie night, and the producers roll a 4K clip of you talking trash behind my back. What's your play? Double down and start a screaming match or cry, fake an illness, and hide in the bedroom.

SPEAKER_00 25:27

I I would double down. You would double down for sure. For sure. I also would just let me like, that's kind of crazy that I said that.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Like I I also would so you're crazy for bringing it up.

SPEAKER_00 25:37

I would also just kind of like I would I would just own it in the sense of like, yeah, I said that. Like what I wouldn't I wouldn't like double down in the sense of like I didn't say that. I would double down in the sense of like, and what? I said it and what?

SPEAKER_01 25:53

What are you gonna do about it? Okay. To win the entire show, is it better to be the day one loyal sweetie everyone loves, like Trinity, or the absolute toxic menace who survives every single week like Sincere?

SPEAKER_00 26:10

That description of Sincere is crazy. Um wrong though? No. I would like the day one sweetie, obviously. Like that's that's who's gonna win. I think. Like last year, none of the day one couples made it, but who gets the electric chair?

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Casey coming back from Casa Amora with Ciara. Or Zach secretly exploring the connection with Alana. Well, Kata thought they were locked in.

SPEAKER_00 26:40

I'm just giving Alana the the electric chair.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

Just Alana? We're not Alana fans.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

She got kicked off for being racist.

SPEAKER_01 26:49

Oh, let's get her the hell out of here.

SPEAKER_00 26:51

Yeah, and it caused drama because so she had like a video of her singing the N-word or something, and then um, but people were also talking about like how she moved in the villa, like like reading body language, like she didn't seem to give a lot of attention to the the black men in the villa. Um and she was white, and she was white, and she was like flirting with Zach, and then the unfortunate part for Zach was that she got kicked off the show for being racist. He wasn't super into her anyway, I don't think. And he said like he's not super into her, um, but Kada has that in her the back of her mind being like, oh, but she was kicked off, she didn't leave, like, would you really have picked me? All like all that shit. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 27:37

Okay, now that Anaya is coupled up with Carl, are you rooting for Anaya and Carl to win the whole thing, or are you still toxic and hoping she goes back to KC?

SPEAKER_00 27:46

No, no, no one would ever hope she went back to KC. Um I would love for Anaya to win the whole thing. It's just not gonna happen. Like, um, I don't think it's gonna happen. I think that Anaya and Carl are a strong couple, and I think they're probably gonna do well together, but they're not gonna win the whole thing. Alright. But they're not she's not getting back with Sincere. I mean uh Casey.

SPEAKER_01 28:13

Because Casey's the worst, is what I'm gathering, other than Sincere.

SPEAKER_00 28:17

I think I think Casey's the worst.

SPEAKER_01 28:19

Final, this or that.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

Casa Amor or Movie Night.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

Um so like the movie night episode is the best, but we couldn't have the movie night episode without Casa Amor because like we're seeing all the stuff from Casa Amor. So you're going with So I'm going with movie night.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

Alright. So basically what I've learned from this episode is that I should be watching Love Island.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

I genuinely don't know how you're not because like you are such you're you're you're into trashy reality TV, and you're arguing or you I am. Oh yeah, you are. So it's like, and I wasn't watching this till last year, and then Violet, because this is the other thing is these people these people are not very bright. Oh, they're dumb. They're dumb. Which makes it more interesting. Yeah. Um and speaking of dumb, like Violet is the one who watched it. And so Violet was like, you should uh watch this, and I was like, I should. And now I the I love those dumbos with everything that I am.

SPEAKER_01 29:24

Alright, well, that wraps up this episode. Is there anything else you want to say or get out there or get off your chest?

SPEAKER_00 29:31

I just please sound off in the comments if you disagree with anything that I said. I disagree with everything. That'll be the first time anyone's ever commented.

SPEAKER_01 29:38

That's true. That is very true.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

Uh things sound off on the comments. Even when I do post the episodes, nobody comments.

SPEAKER_01 29:45

That's because I don't think a lot of the people who are listening to this actually follow the Instagram. So the Instagram is House Tour Podcast. At House Tour Podcast.

SPEAKER_00 29:53

H-A-U-S-T-O-U-R-P-O-D-C-A-T-S-C-A-S-T. Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 29:57

I'll link it in the show notes, which is what I hear people on podcasts say.

SPEAKER_00 30:02

Thank you for listening to Hot Tour. Hot.

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Do you want the hot tour?

SPEAKER_00 30:08

Oh, we don't have the rights to that song.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

That's because I changed the word.

SPEAKER_00 30:11

Oh, so you're loud? I think so. Even if it's the same tune.

SPEAKER_01 30:14

It's a similar tune. I don't know if it's the same.

SPEAKER_00 30:17

But that's just because you're tone deaf. Thank you for stopping by the house tour. Come back soon. The kettle's always on and the tea is always hot.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Bye.