Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast
Dear God, Lettuce Pray is a podcast with context-driven biblical storytelling for people tired of shallow teaching, weaponized Scripture, and churchy filler.
Hosted by Santana, this show unpacks difficult Scripture, misunderstood Bible stories, hard truths, spiritual questions, and everyday faith in a way that feels thoughtful, human, and easy to follow. Some episodes will make you think deeply, some will make you laugh, and some will make you sit with what God may be trying to show you. On this show, it's not about going to church, forcing you to believe, or fear mongering you with "hell". The DGLP Podcast firmly believes that if we can encourage you to read the Word for yourself, that God will handle the rest.
Whether you are a believer, spiritually worn out, curious about the Bible, or just trying to understand what Scripture actually says, this podcast creates space to learn, reflect, and grow without feeling talked at.
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Episodes
30 episodes
God vs. Errbody: Counterfeit Power in Egypt, Part Two | S2E14
(Part Two)In this episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, hosted by Santana, we walk into ancient Egypt during the confrontation between Moses, Aaron, Pharaoh, and Pharaoh's magicians. This was a world where government, religion, m...
God vs. Errbody: Counterfeit Power in Egypt, Part One | S2E13
In this episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, hosted by Santana, we walk into ancient Egypt during the confrontation between Moses, Aaron, Pharaoh, and Pharaoh's magicians. This was a world where government, religion, magic, agriculture...
Cheyenne Bryant & The Sheep that Know Her Voice | S2E13
People quote Scripture every day, but what happens when spiritual language starts getting used to avoid accountability instead of revealing truth?After hearing watching a show appearance with Cheyenne Bryant where she referenced, "my she...
The Golden Calf in Miami | S2E12
This week on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana discusses the viral controversy surrounding Pastor Mark Burns, Donald Trump's 22-foot gold statue in Miami, political idolatry, corrupted spiritual leadership, and why so many people feel...
Can Christians Smoke Weed? | S2E11
Can Christians smoke weed?What does the Bible actually say about cannabis, idolatry, sobriety, and Christian freedom? In this episode of Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana takes an honest, Scripture-first look at one of the question...
Faith, Burnout and the Future of the DGLP Podcast | S2E10
In this bonus episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana sits down for a real conversation about the heart behind the podcast, and why this show ultimately belongs to Christ.She shares honestly about burnout, spiritual resista...
The Real Meaning of Easter | S2E9
What does Easter actually have to do with Jesus Christ, and what has culture added that was never part of the biblical story?In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast, Santana moves past bunnies, eggs, and empty tradition to ...
A Little Betrayal, Denial and Restoration | S2E8
What do you do after you betray someone you once swore you would die for?In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, we step into one of the most raw and human moments in the Bible. It is the night Jesus was betrayed and denie...
Meet the Voice Behind the DGLP Podcast | S2E7
What happens when you genuinely love God, or want a real relationship with Christ, but feel out of place in certain faith spaces?In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana shares the heart behind the podcast,...
Lot Was NOT a Saint | S2E6
The story of Lot and his daughters is one of the most disturbing passages in the Bible, and it is also one of the most misunderstood. Some read it and assume God turned a blind eye. Others rush to assign blame or defend characters instead of sl...
Direct Deposit God | S2E5
In this episode of Dear God, Lettuce Pray, we slow down and read the verses that get quoted the most and explained the least when it comes to tithing. From Genesis 14 to Malachi 3, we unpack what the Bible actually says about gi...
Gideon Said "Absolutely Not" | S2E4
Welcome back to Dear God, Lettuce Pray, the podcast where we take Bible stories out of the dusty Sunday School shelf and shuffle them into real life for the spiritually curious, the skeptical, the spiritually burned, and everyone in between.
Why Heaven Has Angels, Not Angelinas | S2E3
Where are the female angels?In this episode of Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, we slow down and let the Bible speak for itself. No myths, pop culture theology, or watered-down explanations meant to keep everyone comfort...
It's Not the Government's Job to Feed the Poor | S2E2
"It's not the government's job to feed the poor. It's the church's job"That line almost always gets justified with one verse: 2 Thessalonians 3:10. In this episode, we break down what Paul was addressing in Thessalonica, why some believe...
It's Not the Government's Job to Feed the Poor | Promo Trailer
Episode Two: 2 Thessalonians 3:10Why do some Bible verses get quoted constantly, while others barely at all?In this promo trailer for the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, host Santana introduces a show that slows Scripture do...
Jesus (Did Not) Say Get Slapped for Fun | S2E1
Season Two of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast opens with one of the most misused verses in the entire bible:"Turn the other cheek".Some folks use it to paint Jesus as soft. Some use it to guilt you into silence. And som...
Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast : A New Season
You've heard it all, I am certain. People questioning God, misquoting Scripture, and in some cases, walking away from church altogether. But in the middle of the chaos, one truth remains : God never stopped speaking. Season T...
Jesus is King--of Comedy | S1E10
Welcome to "Dear God, Lettuce Pray," the podcast where faith meets fun, hosted by the ever-engaging Santana. Join us as we explore the Bible's deeper meanings through stories filled with humor, wit, and a touch of irreverence.
Jesus, the King of Comedy | Promo Trailer
You know what doesn't get talked about enough in the Christian community?That Jesus had jokes. He was in fact quite the jokester. Tune in to the next episode as we unpack biblical scripture that highlights the wittier side of Jesus.Please s...
WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | S1E9
Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where spirituality meets sass and biblical wisdom gets a millennial makeover. Join host Santana as she takes you on a cosmic journey through the ancient texts of the Bible, from Genesis to the book of...
WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | Promo
From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly mysteries while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners. Get ready for a blend of educational...
Bromance Gone Wild | S1E8
Greetings, celestial companions, and welcome to another illuminating episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast! Today, we embark on a divine odyssey through the puzzling bond between David and Saul – a saga rich in intrigue, envy, and redemp...
Bromance Gone Wild | Promo Trailer
In a world where faith meets folly, and ancient tales collide with modern wit, comes a podcast unlike any other.Greetings, celestial companions! Welcome to the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, where we embark on a divine odyssey through the epic ...
Holy Bucks, No Blessings | S1E7
Are you attending church but feeling unblessed and unimpressed ? That sucks. Join Santana in this episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, as we hilariously unravel the absurdity of the prosperity gospel. From promises of divine favor to t...
Prophetic Vibes & Veggie Tribes | S1E6
Ah, Daniel, the original influencer before Instagram made it cool. Picture this: Daniel, a young Judean lad, gets an unexpected one-way ticket to Babylon courtesy of King Nebuchadnezzar's "Diversify My Court" initiative. Now, Daniel wasn't just an...
