Useless Banter
Hosted by two best friends with too many opinions and no clear direction, Useless Banter is your new favorite dose of chaos, laughs, and real talk. From unhinged travel stories and the highs (and lows) of gay culture, to lifestyle hot takes, pop culture deep dives, and career confessions — nothing is off limits and everything is up for debate.
Whether you’re here for the humor, the honesty, or just the background noise while you spiral through your day, you’ll feel right at home. Tune in for the kind of conversations you have with your best friend at 2 AM — totally random, a little reckless, and 100% useless.
Useless Banter
Heated Rivalry, Chiron, & Skittles
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This week on Useless Banter, we’re getting a little cosmic and a lot chaotic. We dive into the juicy world of astrology and break down how to find your Chiron placement (aka your emotional damage in birth chart form 💀). Then we completely switch gears and spiral into Heated Rivalry—the show, the obsession, the moments that had us screaming, and why we cannot shut up about it. And because we’re us… we somehow end up discussing Skittles like it’s a life-altering topic.
It’s healing, it’s hilarious, it’s unhinged—and it’s peak banter.