Useless Banter
Hosted by two best friends with too many opinions and no clear direction, Useless Banter is your new favorite dose of chaos, laughs, and real talk. From unhinged travel stories and the highs (and lows) of gay culture, to lifestyle hot takes, pop culture deep dives, and career confessions — nothing is off limits and everything is up for debate.
Whether you’re here for the humor, the honesty, or just the background noise while you spiral through your day, you’ll feel right at home. Tune in for the kind of conversations you have with your best friend at 2 AM — totally random, a little reckless, and 100% useless.
Episodes
25 episodes
Welcome to "Useless Confessions"
This week on Useless Banter, we put our decision-making skills to the test with the most important fantasy draft of our lives: celebrity crushes, fast food chains, and more. Let’s just say some of our picks were questionable… and some felt deep...
Ep 25: The Coachella Survival Guide Nobody Asked For
From dusty campgrounds to spiritual experiences at the main stage, this week we’re breaking down all things Coachella 2026. We discuss the eternal war that is Weekend 1 vs Weekend 2, our favorite performances, festival highs and lows, camping v...
Hot Takes, Home Depot, & Funerals
We started with a few harmless unpopular opinions… and somehow ended up roaming the aisles of Home Depot and at a funeral. Truly, no one is safe.In this episode, we spiral (gracefully) from hot takes that might get us cancelled,...
Ep 23: Botox, Bold Statements, & Bad Decisions
This week, we’re doing what we do best: having loud opinions about things that nobody asked for but we've been dying to discuss. We’re debating popular vs unpopular takes on Botox, closure (is it real or just a dramatic excuse to text your ex o...
Tea Time Abroad
Paris, fashion, fitness… and just a touch of delusion.In this episode, we’re recapping our full two-week European adventure from start to finish—no detail spared. From the chaos and glamour of Paris Fashion Week to sightseeing o...
Healed or Rebranding Chaos?
This week on Useless Banter, we’re in our “main character going to Europe” era—mentally packing outfits, romanticizing every cobblestone street, and pretending we won’t overpack (we will).But before the passport stamps and Apero...
"Would You Rather": The Hot Takes
This week, we’re diving headfirst into pure chaos with a very unserious (but deeply revealing) game of Would You Rather? From unhinged dilemmas to suspiciously specific scenarios, nothing is off-limits—and somehow, every answer rev...
Tyra, Travel & Totaled Cars
This week on Useless Banter, we’re serving smize, stamina, and slightly unhinged opinions.We dive into the new docuseries on America’s Next Top Model and unpack everything — the iconic moments, the questionable challeng...
Bad Bunny, Bad Boys & Bad Decisions
The bar? Still in hell. And somehow… getting lower.This week we’re unpacking Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, sharing our very unsolicited thoughts on the recent Olympic Games, and adding even more unhinged entries to ...
The Grammys, The Bar, The Banter
From Grammys opinions absolutely no one asked for to yet another round of story time, we’re back doing what we do best: talking just to talk. This week, we break down The Grammys, spiral into more personal stories, and dive into...
Nice Hands & OnlyFans
This week, we’re joined by a VERY special guest—one of our besties and an OnlyFans creator—for an unfiltered, no-holds-barred conversation about what it’s really like behind the paywall. From the wildest subscriber requests to...
Heated Rivalry, Chiron, & Skittles
This week on Useless Banter, we’re getting a little cosmic and a lot chaotic. We dive into the juicy world of astrology and break down how to find your Chiron placement (aka your emotional damage in birth chart form 💀). Then we complet...
Kiki with Salina Estitties
Our first-ever guest had to be a legend. In this episode, we welcome RuPaul’s Drag Race icon Salina Estitties to talk dating in LA, glow-ups for 2026, astrology, balancing masculinity & femininity, and yes…Heated Rivalry. This is g...
Dogs, Dates & Shady Dips
Love is in the air… or at least in the group chat. This episode is all about love life updates, the yearning for companionship, and the very serious debate of dating a cat person versus a dog owner. From romantic hopes to chaotic preferences, w...
Is This What Happens When You Get Old?
This episode gets a little deeper than usual. We’re talking about making bold career moves, navigating unexpected perspective shifts, and how life has a way of forcing you to slow down and reevaluate what actually matters. From chasing growth a...
When Your Bestie Gets a BF
In this episode, we unpack the real side effects of a friend entering their relationship era—canceled plans, disappearing acts, unexpected jealousy, and the chaos of becoming a supportive friend without losing your place. We’re sharing stories,...
Wicked Banter: Part 2
We’re back for Part 2 of our Wicked-themed deep dive, and this time we’re putting ourselves in Oz. In this episode, we took a poll from our friends to decide once and for all which one of us is more Glinda and who’s serving fu...
Wicked Banter: Part 1
In this episode, we’re headed straight to Oz! We dive into the brand-new Wicked movie, unpack the characters, and spill all our thoughts on who we personally align with — are we more Elphaba energy or full-on Glinda vibes? We break dow...
Planes, Poppers, & Puerto Vallarta
Pack your bags and grab your emotional support water bottle — we’re taking you on a chaotic trip down memory lane. In this episode, we swap our wildest travel stories, from spontaneous Mexico adventures to messy Las Vegas weekends and even our ...
Do You Believe in Soulmates?
From soulmates and situationships to relationships, red flags, and the icks we cannot ignore, we unpack it all with our signature blend of honesty, humor, and unfiltered banter. If you’ve ever wondered why dating feels like an Olympic ...
The Starter Pack (Bonus Episode)
Before we dive into the chaos, laughs, and all the useless banter, we’re taking a moment to properly introduce ourselves! In this special bonus episode, we share our stories—where we came from, how we met, and the wild journey that led us here....
Unreleased Tea on Pride Month
Get ready for a colorful trip down memory lane as we spill the tea on this year’s Pride celebrations! From wild parade moments to emotional coming-out stories, we’re sharing it all — the glitter, the growth, and the gay chaos. Join us as we lau...
Halloweekend: Pray For Us
Grab your wigs and your hangover cures, babes! This week we’re breaking down our chaotic Halloweekend! From spooky slays to scandalous surprises, we’re reliving every messy, magical, and maybe slightly unhinged moment. Expect costumes, drama, a...
