Useless Banter
Hosted by two best friends with too many opinions and no clear direction, Useless Banter is your new favorite dose of chaos, laughs, and real talk. From unhinged travel stories and the highs (and lows) of gay culture, to lifestyle hot takes, pop culture deep dives, and career confessions — nothing is off limits and everything is up for debate.
Whether you’re here for the humor, the honesty, or just the background noise while you spiral through your day, you’ll feel right at home. Tune in for the kind of conversations you have with your best friend at 2 AM — totally random, a little reckless, and 100% useless.
Useless Banter
Tyra, Travel & Totaled Cars
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This week on Useless Banter, we’re serving smize, stamina, and slightly unhinged opinions.
We dive into the new docuseries on America’s Next Top Model and unpack everything — the iconic moments, the questionable challenges, the trauma disguised as “growth,” and of course… our honest thoughts on Tyra. Was she misunderstood? Was she chaotic? Was she both? We have takes. Plural.
From there, we pivot (because why wouldn’t we?) into upcoming European adventures — what we’re packing, what we’re romanticizing, and what will absolutely go wrong. And, yes, of course the upcoming half marathon.
Fashion, feelings, flights, and finish lines — this episode is giving high fashion meets high heart rate.
Smize through the pain, babes.