Useless Banter

Hot Takes, Home Depot, & Funerals

• Useless Banter • Season 1 • Episode 24

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We started with a few harmless unpopular opinions… and somehow ended up roaming the aisles of Home Depot and at a funeral. Truly, no one is safe.

In this episode, we spiral (gracefully) from hot takes that might get us cancelled, to oddly passionate debates about life, relationships, and everything in between. Light! Fun! Slightly unhinged!

It’s chaotic, it’s camp, it’s…useless banter. Come for the opinions, stay for the randomness, and leave questioning how we got from point A to…eternal rest.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, are we rolling? Okay, amazing.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, hey.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, hey, hey. Um, hi. My name is Louise.

SPEAKER_00

Yo.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, please. Give it up. She's in a jersey today and she feels so mad.

SPEAKER_00

I'm feeling very butch.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, please. Um, my name is Brett. Welcome to Use It's Panzer. A podcast where two best friends won't shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_01

Basically, a podcast where we talk about a bunch of useless shit that doesn't really matter, but is highly entertaining. Um, so raise your glass. Wait.

SPEAKER_02

Your glasses, lower your expectations, and drop your panties. And let's get useless.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Um, okay, I'm not gonna lie. I uh last episode we talked about our new tattoos, and I can't stop looking at it.

SPEAKER_03

I know, me too. I'm not even looking at myself, I'm just looking at the tattoo.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's like also like I don't know, whatever. For me, it's like this is the first like big tattoo I got because all my other ones are like really little. Yeah. So I like keep looking at it as like, oh my god, I actually have like a you know piece of art on here.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I I would say this is like my, I mean, I guess I have bigger tattoos, but yeah, this is like a pretty like tennis spot that's like very prominent. Totally. Um, and I I love to do this thing where I get tattoos and then within 24 hours hate it and immediately want it off my body. And I it's like, oh, it's just really fun thing.

SPEAKER_01

I actually love the placing of yours because literally the cupid is shooting towards your heart.

SPEAKER_03

I I do like that too. I just I don't know. I think I need to be covered in tattoo because I really in my brain was like, oh, like it would be, I think it would have been cuter maybe here. But I just love to like hyperfixate on things and like hate them about myself. And I don't know if anyone can relate, but no, for sure. So tattoos are like a little problematic for me. And then the funny part is like I hate it, and then I'm like, let's get more.

SPEAKER_01

No, I I definitely I've had moments with this one. I think also just it being my first, like kind of bigger tattoo. I've definitely had moments where I'm like, oh my god, am I gonna hate it? Do I do I love it? But I do really, really like it. Um, I know I'm just hyper-fixating as well, but I definitely want more tattoos on my arms, which hey, my mom is gonna hate.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah, yeah, no, I'm I literally, you don't understand. I've been like the past few days like thinking, like, I what I really want to do is like find a tattoo artist, one that I like in LA that I can trust, and be like, this is the vision that I want. Can we like do work our way up to this together? And like I want to like plan it out so it's like I can see the full vision of like what the whole thing is gonna look like together. Yeah, and if they have like any, like, let's like make my arm like a piece of art together, and then I will feel better about just the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01

100 P. And hey, now we're like high. I know, right now I'm like, oh my god, look, look at that. Um, okay, gal. Well, hello. Hey gal, so today we are gonna do a cute little part two.

SPEAKER_03

Or wait no, we didn't do this yet.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, we did. Okay, we talked about unpopular people so kind of a part two, yeah, of different unpopular opinions and we're gonna give our take on it. Yeah. So I love it. Shut up. I cannot stand you. No, um, I we asked our good friend, our good Chattyana, um, about different unpopular opinions that we can really, really dive into and just go into. So, okay, I'm I think I'm gonna start us off because mine is probably a little lighter and then we can dive into yours. Yeah, mine are a little nasty. He literally was like, give me the nastiest journey. And like, I'm like, Chatty, you know me. Come on. No, Chatty instantly was like, No, I know you, girl. Um, okay, so let's go with uh you're scared? No. Okay, I'm gonna say okay, I'm gonna say this one. This is more dating and relationships, okay? Okay. The spark is overrated, consistency is hotter.

SPEAKER_03

Um yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

She's struggling so hard. She's like, yes. I know, literally.

SPEAKER_03

I agree. I do, but like I am also someone who needs a spark. Like I think that you kind of need both in order to I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Actually, can you define spark? Like, is it like uh like at first sight? Is it just like a spark in the beginning of getting to know each other? Like, what does that mean to you?

SPEAKER_03

I think for me, like a spark is like um like you're taking up a lot of space in my mind, and I'm constantly like romanticizing and like like oh I want to be around that person all the time. Like when we kiss, it's like magical, like the intimacy is like explosive, like whatever. And granted, I've been in a four-year relationship. It's like the sex isn't gonna hit amazing every time, right? So it's like the spark doesn't always have to be there, but there it's like the initial hook, like the initial hook. You know what I mean? Like, um, versus like I've I've also dated people where I'm like, yeah, this is cool. I like you, I like being around you. Um I respect this is okay, like I respect you as a person. When I'm with you, I I'm thinking this is this is cool, like this is a good experience. I'm enjoying myself, but then when I'm like away from them, I'm not like yearning to be with them, and like there's not that inner fire where it's like my body needs to be next to yours, and like the second that I'm away from you, I miss you. Like that to me is like a spark, and I have to have a little bit of that. Obviously, when you're in a relationship for a long time, like that goes away. But I think like once that completely fizzes out, is like we're probably gonna have some problems then, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because I think for me, I've never been one to be like, oh my god, I need to be absolutely enthralled with you, and like I can't be away from you, like I've just never been that person.

SPEAKER_02

I can't wait to be away from you, and I'm well girl, that's what you sound like. I yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_03

Why do you think I got a fucking Cupid tattoo that's literally blind?

SPEAKER_01

So fitting for you. No, um, no, but I I just think like I agree with the spark for sure. I definitely think there has to be something, obviously, something that's like different that attracts you to that person that kind of brings a little fire, a little yearning for that person. Like, I do like to, you know, obviously, I think we all when we first get to know someone, we're like someone that we're really into, you know, there's that initial kind of like, oh my god, I want to text you, I want to call you, I want to talk to you, I want to hang out with you, like that whole thing. So I agree with that definitely. Um, I think for me, it's just like there's a level of, I think there's just a balance, you know what I mean? Like, you can have a little bit of spark, but you don't have to be completely obsessed with the person. Like, I think we still have to remember that we are independent, we're individual, we're our own person, that we don't need the other person, we just want the other person. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I feel like I've definitely gotten better with that. Like, I'm not, it's actually hard for me to become obsessed with people now. I think just in regards to the healing that I've done, but I do want a love where I feel like the spark, there's a little bit of a spark no matter what. Like, I want to be old and be flirting with my partner. You know what I mean? Like, I want to be in a retirement home and them hitting on me. Work. Like, you know what I mean? I agree. Jesus Christ. For those that are listening, Louise.

SPEAKER_01

Um, okay, yeah, but I agree.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so work. Yeah, like I want them to be like, yo, meet me in my room. And we're like in wheelchairs, like real.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, like, get past the security and then meet me in my room.

SPEAKER_03

No, literally. Like, get your nurse to leave.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, literally, literally, literally.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. This is okay. Hey, mine is the gay sex edition. Of course, of course. Um, okay, this one's actually interesting. Cleanliness anxiety, like over prepping or stressing about perfection can ruin the experience more than anything else. Ooh.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I think I think we, well, I say we all, but I and other people agree, and you know, appreciate the hygiene. Okay, of course. Like, I think we all want to feel good, want to feel whatever. So I'm definitely someone who, you know, we want to clean up, we want to feel good, but I also don't want to overstress about the situation, and I don't I don't think I do, but like I don't want to overstress about the situation because I do think then when you get into it, you're just having all this anxiety about it that you don't really get to fully enjoy it. You know what I mean? And I think this goes more so when you're bottoming, you know what I mean? Like for sure.

SPEAKER_03

When that's yeah, that's kind of what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, I think I think like, you know, in general, you want to make sure that everything's good, but especially when you're bottoming, like I think uh there can be anxiety around, you know, making sure you're good down there. Um, but again, I think like also at the same time, we have to remember that our bodies are naturally supposed to take care of itself to an extent. We can do things to like clean up and whatever, but I unless I'm really going through it or my body's not working with me, like I don't like to overstress about the situation. I like to take care of my business and try to get myself in a mindset where I'm I will allow myself to enjoy the experience. Yeah. Cause I have been there where I'm overthinking it and I don't fully enjoy it because I'm just thinking about it the whole time, but that's just not fun, you know?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think it's I think it's really, really a shitty place. Oh god, shitty situation to be in. But um but I think like, you know, like that's that's the one frustrating part about topping or the one frustrating part about bottoming is like obviously there's like it takes it's a lot to prepare, right? And sometimes your body is just not working, right? And it's like sometimes it's like, yeah, maybe maybe this is not like the best. Yeah, it's not happening. Um, and it's it can be like awkward or uncomfortable sometimes, you know. It's feel like especially when you know someone newer, you guys hire like freshly dating or whatever. Or there's like a buildup that happens. There's a buildup, and then it's like you're like, okay, let me just go like freshen up, and then the freshen up is like not happening. Yeah, that's so real, you know, and then you're literally like fuck, I'm ruining the mood or whatever, or you're just like in there fucking going to town, and you're like, I'm gonna make this happen one way or another. And then you're fighting for your life, but then and then it becomes like okay, you get to a point, but then it's like, oh, are you fully sure? So then you're in the sexual experience. You can't fully let go and like enjoy it because you're like so on edge, and then it's like, okay, this like I you just end up just like having like having the sexual experience for them.

SPEAKER_01

I am someone who, when douching or when you know, preparing, I like to do it in the comfort of my home, one my bathroom, my personal with with no like time. Like, I like to give myself time because like I just don't want to be feeling that. The worst is like when you do have to like let's say go over to the boy that you're seeing's house and like take care of it there because you're like like in the bathroom, you're like, Am I taking too long?

SPEAKER_03

Am I not taking like and it's also just like not a sexy thing? Like, you're in the shower, you have the water running, the showers, and then it's like, okay, like you're like counting the amount of times that you like flush the toilet and you're like, oh god, like and you're like, it's just not like a sexy thing. And I remember like being in a relationship and like living with my boyfriend for the first time and being like I would only ever use to douching in my in the comfort of my own home prior. And I'm like, we're you know, things are heating up, we're wanting to get into it, whatever. And I'm like, okay, I'll be right back. And then it's like, you know, 30 minutes later, whatever the uh time is, and they're like, I'm like, was just hey, going through hell in the bathroom. I'm like literally like fucking fighting for my life in there, and then you just have to like come out, and they're like, he's like waiting on the bed, and I'm just like, hey, how y'all doing? Yeah, like let's try to let's get it poppin', you know, like whatever. It's so uh it can be so annoying.

SPEAKER_01

And I do think, like, obviously, there's a point where you are seeing someone for enough time or you get comfortable enough that like it should take the pressure off. You know what I mean? Like in terms of doing that, like I do think, I mean, sure, there's still moments sometimes where you might, again, when your body's not working with you and you're like, oh my god, please. But I do think like ideally with that person, um, there will come a point and there should come a point where you feel comfortable enough to just take care of your business. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I we got comfortable real quick. No, no, for sure.

SPEAKER_01

But I get that at the initial. Yeah, when I first met, I was like, oh my god, whatever.

SPEAKER_03

Of course. Um, and then you know, just like like anyone new that you're dating, like it's just like, you know, it's it's it's breaking that wall. Yeah, it's like uh a very like two very vulnerable things. You know what I mean? And then yeah, like it's just I don't know, it can be shitty.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, one more time. It can be shitty. Oh god, okay, wait, let's see. Chatty. Um, okay. Let's oh my god. Wait, okay. The aux cord says everything about a person. Honestly.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah, low-key.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. Okay, like what it what are you putting on when you get the ox? Like, we're okay. Um let me set the scene. We're in the Uber, we're on the way out. We're in the Uber, on the way out.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Then I'm playing like City Girls, Sexy Ray, Glorilla. Yeah. Like, I'm trying to like make the stallion. I'm trying to fucking shake some ass because I'm ready to go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say, like, Beyonce, Meg the Stallion, Cardi B, like anything like that. Like also, like any like sing along to get the girls to like or any like of the pop, like the hype pop, like Zara Larsane or whatever. I don't know, something fun. What's like current, what's current? Usually it's like whatever. What's current? What's cool? What are the kids listening to about it?

SPEAKER_03

Like we're driving, we have a road trip to Vegas, we're in the car for four hours together. What are you playing?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, babe, there's journeys, hills, valleys, like it really changes because we could be listening to to Olivia Dean, uh, and then you know what I mean? Like, I'm like, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Like on a road trip, honestly, like, or even just like driving to let's say Malibu or something, I don't know, whatever. Very much like the Olivia Dean vibe. I feel like something kind of fun like that.

SPEAKER_03

I am notorious on like long trips. Like, I love, and a lot of people when they get in my car, they're like, but God, Jesus Christ, they're like, Brett, don't, you cannot get on the aux because I love sad music. I like want to take it there. I want to be sad. I want to imagine myself in a sad music video, like crying, looking out the window, teardrops, raindrops. Like, I take it there.

SPEAKER_01

I think there's a moment for that, but I don't think we need to listen to that for the whole time.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, no, no, no. I also think that like uh road trips or longer drives are a perfect place for like throwbacks.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, yeah. Oh yes, throwbacks.

SPEAKER_03

I will put on like an early 2000s throwback, like babes.

SPEAKER_01

I'm getting in my give me some like Kelly Clarkson breakaway at some point, or like, you know what I mean? Like anything, really anything, a mix of things. Adele, someone like you. Oh my god, Adele? Okay, I know that that is sad, like sad music, but I I don't give a fuck. No, I that gets me going.

SPEAKER_03

I ride for my bitch. She's in like my top five artists.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, 100%. I want to see her live so much. Me too.

SPEAKER_03

I would pay good money to see her 100% for sure.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Um, okay. I like how mine are like cute and simple and yours are like what sex position do you like?

SPEAKER_03

Um, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, there's a few. Oh my god, these are good. I'm screenshotting in case we don't get through them all. Okay. Um I feel like you're I feel like maybe we've talked about this already, but so I might let's hear it. Okay. Lube is not optional. It should not be, it should be standard, not something people feel awkward about.

SPEAKER_01

Period. Okay, I have, I have, uh, so yes, I agree. Lube should just be like uh, especially for gay men, okay? My girl, my girlies, I know that you probably don't need it.

SPEAKER_03

Maybe like super soaked. Oh.

SPEAKER_01

No, but like for my for my gaze. Um shut up. I can't, oh my god.

SPEAKER_00

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01

It's literally in a jersey, thinks he's the no, I'm just kidding. Okay, um I agree. I think that lube should just be a standard. Like, girl, we are not trying to like, you know, okay, yeah. I will say there have been experiences where the guys know what they're doing. Yep. And maybe not lube, but maybe maybe like some spit or something. Yeah, and like by some spit, it's like you better hock it. You better be bitch. Yes, yes, yes. And like the again, you have to know. I know that's disgusting. Get the flam on. I um I do think you have to know what you're doing, and you also have to be very considerate when you do that.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, yes. Let's not just go ramming things into my cat, please.

SPEAKER_01

No, let's and my cat is crazy. Um, yeah, so I definitely agree. Like, you know, there have been moments and like it can work. Yeah, like, and sometimes like if you're out in public or you're like in a gym bathroom.

SPEAKER_02

Like you're in the locker room or something, you know. And you're like on stage and like you're like in the Home Depot, like in the back section though.

SPEAKER_01

Of course, of course.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

I was about to take it too far. Funeral agnes. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

I'm crying. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, not the funeral.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, sometimes you need a little um little love, you know.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta make a party out of nothing. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Silver lining, babe, silver lining.

SPEAKER_02

Cruising at a funeral. That is crazy word. That is crazy word. It's so criminal. Oh my, that is really criminal.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, well, um, anyways, yeah, I do agree. There okay, there can be moments, but I think lube should definitely be a uh standard.

SPEAKER_03

You know, I think so as well. And sometimes to me, like it'll piss me off. Yes, me too. I'm like, we're at your house, like, oh, like you're this big bad top, like whatever. And like also, like, okay, this is like no shade, but like, uh, like also, if you know that you're working with like yes, yes, you know what I'm saying, like something that's more so on like the larger side of things. Oh my god. You're like just trying to expect that to just puncture right through and just like vibe out. Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01

I have literally had that experience.

SPEAKER_03

Me too.

SPEAKER_01

Where a guy has literally tried to just go for it and he's like well endowed.

SPEAKER_03

I'm like, we can't just be like, and I'm like, I want you to really ask yourself, do you think this feels good? Right, like what? I'm so sorry, but no, no, absolutely piss me off. Like, it'll literally I'm like, okay, I'll be like, uh-uh, no, no, like we're also grown. Like, go to the fucking store and get lube. And if you don't have some, then maybe say something so that by the time I get there, it's like, yeah, oh, let's like, no, no, no, rubbing up the hands together.

SPEAKER_01

No, I I agree 100%. Like, let's be a little considerate. No, come on, like, no, no, but Shade, honestly. I'm not like turning that bitch off. Okay, um, I have one. You can tell if someone's toxic by the way they text. Yes. So, my question, because I agree, what does that look like?

SPEAKER_03

To me, okay, I'm like, I'm about to like say like how I text, but not how I text. I'm dead. I think that when someone is going through something, like having like an emotional outburst, if they because like I've had I've had or dated people that like if they're jealous in the moment, if they're upset with something that you're doing, whatever, they don't have the ability to um soothe themselves emotionally. So then it becomes like they're blowing you up, just sending text after text after, and they're not making sense, and they're just anger text, and they're just like I can't believe you did this to me, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it goes back to back to back to back, and they can't stop. I'm like, you don't have the ability to control your emotions.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's the irrationality of it, the kind of like uh, what is it? Like the spontaneity is not the right word, but like just the outburst, you know, like that that absolutely I agree with.

SPEAKER_03

And like the language and what they're like the things that they're saying, like, because I think that you can send. Messages back to back, and I think that you can send long ones too. But um, like if they're are they understanding? Are they you know what I mean? Because I sometimes really do enjoy having texting conversations. Like, I I love words, and so like, how are you using your words? What's the tone of your words?

SPEAKER_01

Like, I okay, when it comes to serious conversations or like whatever, just those discussions, I hate texting. Having them text. Yeah, I hate texting because the thing is, you can read that in whatever tone you might read that. And also, sometimes I don't want to sit there and like dissect everything. I want to have a conversation with you. We can call, we can talk on the phone, we can FaceTime if you want, we can talk in person. Like, I would so much rather have an actual conversation. I understand that sometimes the time and circumstances call for a text conversation. That's fine. I'm not saying that it can't happen. I just think there's so many, there's so much room for error in the text conversation. So much can get misconstrued. And then you're just gonna be rereading that, dissecting every single part of it. And we don't need to be doing that. Yeah. I want to have a conversation with you in person. So like I prefer we can have like if we're just talking and we're talking about like, I don't know, if it's not like a like a like argument or like a serious conversation, we can have a text conversation. Like we can talk about books, philosophy, like whatever, you know? But when it comes to that stuff, I just am not, I don't like to text about it. I so much prefer to have a conversation.

SPEAKER_03

I think that there's sometimes where like I love texting, like because I think it's like a different version of people, not like a different version, but like you get like a fulfilled from somebody in a different way. And I think that's just because I'm a words of affirmation person. So like if you're if someone sends me like a long text, sometimes for me that can like mean more or like hit more than that.

SPEAKER_01

But are you talking like again, argument? Or are you talking just okay, yeah, see that's different? Yeah, I'm wrapping off. No, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So let me just shut my fucking mouth.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I'm just clarifying because like again, I don't mind a text conversation.

SPEAKER_03

I was I I'm in I'm just not talking about texting now in general, but um, like sometimes I I enjoy like a friend or someone is like, hey, I'm thinking about you, like this is a long message that I'm gonna send you, versus like being in person, obviously it's just like it sounds just as nice and stuff, but like I love words, so like sometimes like if you like want to say something nice to me or send me a long text, like that will make my whole day 100%.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I think in that sense it's the opposite of what I was just saying, right? Like in that sense, it's nice because you have that and you can always look back at that. Yeah, and you you can like look at that and be like, oh wow, like there's so much love, you know what I mean? Versus the other way, you're not dissecting that in the same way, you know what I mean? Right, okay, work.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, okay, let's see. Okay, this is actually interesting. Okay, because I used to never do this when I was young, but I have started doing it. It is okay to stop mid-hookup if you're not feeling it. People don't talk about that enough.

SPEAKER_01

Ooh. Wow, sorry. Um 100%. I agree because there can be so many reasons, you know what I mean? There can be so many factors, and it's not out of like at least I don't think it should be out of just being rude and being like, I'm not into this. No, it's like if there's legitimately a reason, it's your body, you should be able to have control over that. And I say that as someone who, hey, people pleaser, right? Like you mentioned, I think in the past I would have never, and I just would have been like, let's just get through it, whatever. But again, there can be so many reasons as to why maybe you need to stop for yourself, yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_03

So I think that's I have, yeah, I have recently really started, like not recently, I guess in the past few years, but when I was younger, I remember like I remember, you know, going to like a hookup's house or whatever, and this is like obviously like my earlier days when I first was like exploring myself and hooking up with people and doing other things, and I would show up to like a hookup's house and I'm like this is an what I signed up for. Yeah, 100%. And I'm like, oof, what do I do? Oh my god, I'm already here, like I'm nervous. I'm like, I don't want to say anything. How do I like do I find an excuse to leave? Like, whatever. And so a lot of times, like I would just be like, Okay, just let's just get it over with, you know? Um that was like the younger, yeah, the younger version of me, but that left me feeling really icky, yes, of course. And I'm like, I would be upset with myself after, like, you know, you didn't want to do that, and then you just did just to like just to save someone else's feelings, and it's like you uh like allowed someone to experience you and your body when you didn't want to do that, and so it really, really can be like a gross feeling. Yeah, um, but as I've gotten older, like I have literally like walked in and just been like, um I don't think that this is a match, unfortunately. Like, I I am gonna go, yeah, and I think that's totally fine. Or like been in the middle of it and like you know, just something was off, something was not not it for me. And again, I'm just like, hey, like, listen, there's no no hard feelings. I just I don't I'm not sure that this is like a match, and yeah, I I am gonna go.

SPEAKER_01

I agree because sometimes it's also just not compatible. Like, you sure you can talk beforehand and you kind of talk about maybe what you're what you like and what you're into, but sometimes you get into it and people want something else out of the experience, and you're like, that's not what I like. So I'm like, you know what? I think this is probably best if we stop here. Yeah, you know, like get the fuck out. Okay, well, no, I'm kidding. No, I know, but like, but I do, you know, yeah. And there's also been moments where I'm like, I need a second, so I'll go to the bathroom, I'll like recompose, and then I'll come out and be like, Look, I think I might head out, or like I think, you know, again, same thing.

SPEAKER_02

No, the bathroom is always the chip to go. The bathroom is always the way to go.

SPEAKER_03

I have to use the bathroom really quick, and then it's like you pet talk yourself, you're like, Yeah, you can do this, it's your right to leave. Let's get out of here now.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and I think it's just again, sometimes you do need a moment to just get yourself together, and you're like, you come back out and you're like, Look, I think I I gotta go. Like, it's yeah, yeah. So whatever.

SPEAKER_03

And like if everyone was compatible, like the world wouldn't be okay. I don't know where I was going with that.

SPEAKER_01

The world wouldn't be you. Your person, your match, because you were meant to be.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, single as a fucking Pringle.

SPEAKER_01

No, literally, I'm like, hey, maybe this is why. Um, okay, one more. Yeah, one more. Sir.

SPEAKER_03

Um also like when we were in uh when we were in uh Europe, we were like literally just like delirious, and we're just kept like doing these like we were like making all these weird noises and like it was. Oh my god. Yeah, okay. My favorite is still the song Shitting on the Plane, Shitting on the Plane, Shitting On a Shit, on a shit on a plane. Like this. What is that called? Like people, it's like stimming or something. Vocal stim. What is that?

SPEAKER_01

Well, I don't know if that's what you meant to say, but right now, like what's I feel like everyone's been saying my latest vocal stim and vocal stim is like when you hear a clip online, let's say, and it's like a phrase, and then you keep saying that phrase. Okay, okay, okay, yes. So that's like our vocal stim right now.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Shitting on a plane, shitting on a plane, shitting on a shitting on a shitting on a plane.

SPEAKER_01

Um, just for the record, we did not feel that or do that. No, no. We were just one of us. We're shitting on the plane. Yeah, we were like talking about something. I don't know how we got there, and then we like, it didn't even start with shitting. I think it started with like coughing on a plane, coughing on a plane, coughing on a coffee on a coughing, and then it just came. Yeah, yeah, you know? Yeah, it just really got worse and worse. Um, okay. Um, this one's like kind of just neutral, or like, you know, but late people are actually selfish.

SPEAKER_00

Whoa.

SPEAKER_01

What are your thoughts on that? Okay, wait, are you are a late person? No.

SPEAKER_03

No, yeah, I feel like you're not really I'm too anxious to be late. Um I like feel like sometimes I'm like crazy running around, but like I'm gonna do that in order to like and all like forget, like I'll forget shit. I'm definitely gonna forget shit. But like I'm gonna be there on time or early.

SPEAKER_01

But I also think being forgetful can be kind of selfish because you're not considering the other person's time when you made that plan. Like, what do you like if you're if you're like okay, we're gonna meet up at this time or whatever, and then you're like, oh my god, I forgot, it's like that's also kind of rude.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, no no no no no, like I mean forgetful, like I'll forget an item.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that's different. I thought you meant like you'll forget about an event.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I like it will like be reminded like the day of. I'm always like all over for sure, but like, no, I'm not just like forgetting like an entire event or like somewhere that I need to be. Like, I'm I'm usually pretty good about that.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, because I was gonna say that.

SPEAKER_03

No, I'm saying like I'm running out the door, like I'll forget my wallet. Oh, same girl, same. I just like in regards to that. So, like, yes, I think that if you are religiously late, I don't I think being late once or whatever, like shit happens, right? Yeah, yeah, of course. If you are a religiously late person and you are fine with it and you accept it, and you're like holding people up, people are going on trips, they're waiting for you. Now you're making other people late, and this is like a reoccurring thing, you're selfish, yes.

SPEAKER_01

I also think like, okay, how you know, how late does kind of matter. Like, if you're like five minutes late, girl, okay, fine. Right. But if you're like 30 minutes, 45 minutes late, an hour late, whatever, that is selfish, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And also, like, yeah, like I, you know, I've like slept through my class before. Right. And I wake up in a panic and I'm like, oh my god, like I'm the worst human in the world. Like, that's the worst feeling ever. But if I'm like awake in my day, I'm like texting someone, like, yeah, I'll be there at 8:30, like whatever, like and then I'm there at like 9 45, I'm there at 9, like whatever. It's like, it's annoying. Like, someone's waiting for your time. Like, when you give someone an ETA, it's like be there. And if it's like not something's happening, like you have to be over-communicative, like, and another's for sure, for sure.

SPEAKER_01

I agree, I agree. I think that's valid. Um, so be considerate, everybody. Don't be selfish and be on time.

SPEAKER_03

No, right. That's also this is also another thing, too, though, that I I have actually come into contact with. Like, if you are going to like meet someone, like you're going to like hook up with someone and you like tell them a time, and then it's like obviously like if you're like preparing and it's like taking longer, I've like run into that where I'm like, okay, maybe it's gonna be longer. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's like creates more anxiety, just tying it back to our yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_01

I think in that sense too. I mean, listen, I also think like at this day and age with gay hookup culture and things like you're I literally will be like, okay, give me like 20, 30 minutes to like shower and get ready. And everyone knows what we're doing, you know what I mean? So it's like we know, and then of course you can communicate that as things. Hey, if things are taking a little longer, you're like, hey, sorry, it's gonna be like an extra 15 minutes. Is that okay? Whatever, you know? Yeah, most of the time I've encountered people are like, yes, like I get it. You know what I mean? They're like by all means. No, they're like, please make sure we're good. So, like, you know, I think I think that is understandable. Communication, communication, babes.

SPEAKER_03

Um, so, anyways, yeah, I think like all in all, like clean up but don't get stressed.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. Um, Mother Nature is sometimes with you, sometimes not, and just accept it, okay? Just get like no and like sometimes shit happens.

SPEAKER_02

Literally shit. Yeah, happens. Shit on a plane, shit, on a plane, shit, on a shit, on a shit, on a plane.

SPEAKER_03

Shit on your man.

SPEAKER_01

Shit, on your hand, shit. Paint on your man, paint on your man, paint on your paint, on your paint, on your man.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02

If he appreciates art, don't just kidding.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. I'm like, I'll show you something better than the Vatican.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

It's the Vatican. Okay, I think it's time to go. All right, we're gonna make this one up short and sweet.

SPEAKER_02

We love you guys. It's a snort for me.