Born in the legendary land of Compoundia, King Compound has ruled the Kingdom of Finance for over four decades, mostly because no one else wanted the job once they realized it involved budgeting meetings and compound interest charts.

With a royal decree to help his subjects turn pennies into portfolios, King Compound teaches timeless lessons about money, mindset, and patience, all delivered with enough dad jokes to make even a tax accountant groan.

Rumor has it he was knighted by Sir Warren of Buffett and once arm-wrestled Lord Munger for fun. It ended in a polite draw and a 12-hour conversation about index funds.

When he’s not teaching the peasants about dollar-cost averaging, you can find him sipping black coffee from his golden mug, tending to his “money tree” (which is just a ficus), and reminding everyone that time in the market beats timing the market every royal time.