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That Physical Culture Podcast
The "Get Up": Performance Wear - Episode 8
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This week on That Physical Culture Podcast, the girls dive headfirst into one of Renee’s all-time favourite topics:
Performance wear.
And not just a polite little chat. This is a full exploration of physie fashion past, present and a hopeful future (holograms and mesh, please and thank you).
We take a walk down memory lane, unpacking how performance wear has evolved over time — from the leotards of days gone by to the very specific rules we’re working with today.
We cover it all:
The Modesty Skirt at Edith Parsons, the iconic strut tights at BJP, and the rumoured, yet-to-be-released blinging tank top that’s got the girls talking.
Naturally, we also get into the controversies.
Yes, we’re talking about the Danz Design ban (boo, hiss), and the ever-growing list of performance wear rules… including a strong stance on mesh over crop tops (we said what we said).
Equal parts fashion commentary, physie history and completely unhinged chat, this episode is your guilty pleasure listen for the week.
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Welcome, welcome back everybody, one and all to that fizzy podcast where it's two fizzy enthusiasts and we still know nothing about fizzy. I'm your host, Justine Rigby, joined by my co-host Renee Walker. And the girl can pull off a cowgirl.
SPEAKER_00No, yeah!
SPEAKER_02Hi everyone is well, and this is just so exciting. We're gonna jump right into it because it is Renee's favourite thing to talk about ever. I think this is why, yep, she joined Fizzy, she's stuck with Fizzy. It's performance wear, people.
SPEAKER_00It's pretty much the only thing that I remember about Fizzy from the first time I did it when I was seven.
SPEAKER_02The performance wear. That's all I remember. One of these puppies. Yeah, lycra numbers.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, my mum made me get the most heinous Leotard secondhand, and it looked like a clown. It had a big frill across the top.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I think we've seen a photo of this. Yeah, and I hate it.
SPEAKER_00I hated it, but she was like, Oh, you might not keep doing it. So let's just get a secondhand one. And I was watching everyone else going through the old catalogue. I don't know if anyone remembers the catalogue. I remember.
SPEAKER_02We're all a secondhand family, so
The catalogue was GOALS
SPEAKER_02definitely they can look them out.
SPEAKER_00So um yeah, it's I'm very passionate about act um about performance wear.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, well, we've had a it's great. We are very, very excited to talk about it.
SPEAKER_00So what do you you let's start from like I think we kind of covered off quite a bit in the history episode. Um and as we know, uh BJP, we were all one and the same back in the day. Um it took
We all started in the heinous tunic
SPEAKER_00a while for a split-off to happen. So we were all in a heavy tunic, heavy linen tunic with black tights underneath. And and it was just like Catholic schoolgirl winter uniform, like the um pinafore. Oh yeah. The black tights. Yeah, and like no skirt, just all all in one situation, um, very covered. And then slowly, like, you know, they ditched the tights, they got socks and the ballets, and the tunic got shorter and shorter, and then at that stage, yeah, chucked that thing in the bin. Um, I think, you know, uh Edith Parsons
Edith breaks away and holds onto the skirt
SPEAKER_00split away and they kept that skirt basically, um, that you could sort of attach to a leadard. And then and then we just BJP, we just lost all of our clothes until we got down to this get up. Seriously. Like with the uh skin coloured mesh cutouts and a bit of boobage. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02We've got the um you'll have to watch we'll have to watch the cut downs. We've got we've got some vintage numbers. I feel like um I'm uh ice skater.
SPEAKER_00You do, you do look like one. Getting the like
Country-style ice skating
SPEAKER_00country ice skater vibes. I just look like a highlighter.
unknownSeriously.
SPEAKER_02Turns out I don't think um I don't think neuro yellow is my um colour. Neuro neuro
Neuro yellow!!
SPEAKER_02is all too different.
SPEAKER_00Anyhow. Neurodiverse yellow. A D H T yellow. That is the colour of my fucking personality. No, it's forever neuro yellow now. Neuro green. Yes, I can't Well, there's no there's no more neuro at BJP.
SPEAKER_02So Hey guys, sorry about that. There's no Neuro.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they used to have it, they don't have it anymore. Oh no, it's really phased out the fluoro. Um We've got pink, yeah, the orange, the green, the yellow. It's like a snot green. Yeah. This little this little puppy apple. Um, some of it they did well to get rid of. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Um so all the codes, yeah, they were all rocking around in those shoes. Yeah, the ballets. Um, and some of them actually matched the leotard, which I'm not mad about. Yeah, you're like a matchie. Um the only difference was how the elastic was done up around the ankle. Um, EP still had the skirts, and um, after I had to wax yesterday to prepare for the Leo, I was like, oh, now I know why EP still
EP era and laser hair removal did not cross over
SPEAKER_00has that modesty skirt. Yeah, because they didn't have an epilady in like the 1960s.
SPEAKER_02They didn't have a laser clinics Australia.
SPEAKER_00There was no NES. So they were like, oh Hun, just put a skirt on, no one will see. You could have a forest down there, and that that skirt's working overtime. Um unlike, oh, and Lee's the Lee School of Fizzy, they also have the skirt because they're a sort of a breakaway of EP. Yeah. But they made their skirt optional. So if you just want to rock around in a Leo, you can go for your life.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um unlike Apta, who have like their performance wear is like ready to go when it's shipped to you, um, you know, EP can like we s um spoke about with Nikki, they can make their own and put as many Di Montis um as you like. They can do like little like these meshy skin colour cutouts. Not below the bra line. Yeah, no, she got she got whooped for that.
The rules of leotards at EP
SPEAKER_00Um and then on the I think quite a lot of people messaged in to us when you said, I think I'd want to do fishnets over shimmers. No, that's a big note. And they were like, oh no, it would make your legs look like huge. And now that I've got them on, I'd comp like it it's gonna add an extra mil to your leg. My legs don't need that. No, no one's legs need that. But also you'll never catch me dead in a leodide. Apart from now, obviously. I don't like these fishnets. I'm really glad that BJP effed them off. Well, no, there's still people who wear them. I know, but they're so uncomfortable. What are you girls thinking? Those stirrups have been cutting into the bottoms of my feet. I know, I know, I can't even wear fish. My legs are too long for fishnets. This is the one thing that benefits short girls. Yeah, fitting into ties. Fit into them. Yeah, I know. And so, um, our good friend Jen wrote in the funniest info about fishnets. So,
The cross hatched vag
SPEAKER_00apparently there's an issue if you decide to if you decided to wear the fishnets without undies. Nah. And as soon as I heard this, my labial just sucked up inside of my vagina like a snail. And there's a long-standing joke in the biz about the cross hatch vag. Yeah, no, I was like, oh, you've got to wear undies with fish nets.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Otherwise, things you get in the catch of the day. Fish of the day. It is so funny.
Western Zone performance wear rules
SPEAKER_00Oh my god. Um, when uh WZ was still around, Western Zone, all the girls wore the same leotard style in the same colour, yeah, individual comps, and their thinking was that it removed any judge bias around how the colour played out on your skin and whatnot.
SPEAKER_02That would take so much space back, like I'd have so much space left back in my brain.
SPEAKER_00Oh, just tell me what to wear. Done. If it doesn't look good on me, there's nothing I can do about it. Um, and it leveled the playing field for competitors. The styles were different for each age group, and they changed them every two years, but everyone wore the same thing. Um, they got creative in later years, and the senior section all had the same style, but each club could choose what colour they wanted. So, yeah, you kind of turn up like a team in your colour, I guess, but then you go out and do your individual. Um, I don't hate that. Yeah. It's kind of like team camaraderie. Yeah. Um, so yeah, that's like the history of yeah, so we're at the performance wear. Right.
SPEAKER_02So let's talk. So people obviously we've pre-recorded this. And we've pre-recorded on the weekend
They've been listening to us!
SPEAKER_02that Boom JP have dropped a little bit of a sneak peek teezer.
SPEAKER_00I was like, you're definitely watching us. And like, what a good play though. Like if I was like them and I had a PR hat on and I got wind of a performance wear episode coming up, I'd be like, even if we're not ready, even if we drop it, even if we shoot the worst video, which wasn't great, let's face it. Shh, let's just get it out. Because we need to get in on this right now.
SPEAKER_01I reckon we're giving a bit too much tickets on ourselves.
SPEAKER_00Do you really reckon they're nah probably not? I think probably just the the stars aligned. Yeah. But I do think I mean they're listening.
SPEAKER_02Hi. Hi. What do you think about? What do you so we were debating this? They they've said it's a tank. So I don't think. That doesn't sound like demi, does it? Nah, nah, that's not giving demi vibes. Yeah. I'm picturing
Frank the tank
SPEAKER_02like, you know, they used to have those black tanks that were like a bit of a like the like a jersey like a like a basketball jersey. Oh. Like that's what it looked like on the site. I never saw it in person.
SPEAKER_00Um, unless it's like a mesh. I think of those awful bloody things that we wear to teams.
SPEAKER_02No. That's a tank. I reckon they're gonna be like the short sleeve mesh. Oh, okay. Like that kind of style. Yeah. But that's a demi. No. The short sleeve mesh. Yeah. It kind of cuts in like that. But like a demi tank.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see what it really looks like. And I'm very interested to see like I'm assuming it's meant to be tight, like everything else we wear. But if it's got De Montes and I feel like with the um holograms, yeah, they've got to almost upsize and go like I think I've got a 14 or like at least a 12 in the hologram stuff that I've got. And the Panther, because the print on it makes it kind of quite hard. It's not stretchy anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you I think you're gonna have to upsize, and I'm very interested to know what it's like to get on. And do the DeMontis stay on? Like, do they pop off? Are they like down?
SPEAKER_02I can't I can't wait to see how many people are gonna buy this thing. It's just gonna be bling central. Wait for zone. It's gonna look like AP. Oh, yeah, it's just gonna be bling everywhere. It's gonna sell out so quickly. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00It'll just be like probably a few people. I'm a late adopter.
Late adopters, test and unite
SPEAKER_00Oh like I saw the ronde come out and I was like, mmm, don't like how it puckers like when you do the front cross and then you get that little some people it doesn't do that too. It's it's a weird cut. Yeah, it's a fine. It's so weird. It's just and then when you put it to the side, one side's tight and the other side's loose, because it's also meant to go like fully crossways, so it needs a bit of give. Um, yeah, I just I always just sit back and I wait and I watch to see what it looks like. I'm a very late adopter on that. So I will wait and see what these ladies look like, but I'm sure they'll look lovely. Oh, there's excitement brewing though in the um in the BJP fizzy world. Yeah, I'm guessing, yeah, like you said, it's it must be to something to go over the top of something else. Yeah, I think so. Because it looks quite see-through, doesn't it?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. Oh, we'll wait and see. Just like a meshy thing. Yeah, like a meshy thing. Yeah, okay, cool. So what's like we've we've done call out before about to the to the masses. Yeah. To give us some feedback. Oh yeah. Give us their their thoughts and feedback and what they all their things about performance wear.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So the major thing I heard about was the length of the top. Yes, the length.
Make the demi longer, please. Love, Tall Girls Everywhere
SPEAKER_00Of the demi. All of them really. The ronda, like that hasn't improved with that. A little bit coming out. Oh, really? Tiny tiny bit. Oh, not much, yeah. Yeah. And that the fact that you can go up a size and the length does not improve. So, like for tall girlies like me, or if you even if you've just got a long torso, um, your belly's just popping out all over the place, and it really takes your mind away from the work when you're in the middle of a comp that you're like, oh god, I know I'm sticking out right now. Um, unless you're fully glued in. Oh, that's why, yeah, if you've got a glue, and that's why a lot of people still wear Leos. I know. Leo's with pants over the top's not a bad plate. Yeah. But I don't think you can get a Leo anymore because dance design's been turfed. Yeah, but they have BJP Leos.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can get like a Panther in a Leo. Oh did you all know that?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, probably because you're pre- I'm
You can still get a leo, who knew?! Everyone, probably.
SPEAKER_02if you're anything like me, I'm like, I'm not clicking on the Leo button.
SPEAKER_00No, I didn't. Because my butt eats at people.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I've been wearing this Leo, a Leo, nearly all day today. You haven't been having a fun time. No, my butt just goes nom.
Cookie monstaaarrr
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SPEAKER_00But you can check them out at instinctivehealth.com.au. Trust your gut, nurture your health. Um, yeah, I think them that was the overarching comment was the length of the top is a bit off.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I've had a few fair few people, which I kind of like agree. It's lucky for us, and you know, so many people have all different colours. So you can try it on and go, oh, what colour works for me, what style. They need a try-on shop.
SPEAKER_00I know, maybe just maybe one
We need a physical shop in each zone
SPEAKER_00in every sort of not capital city, but every major oh, yeah, 100%. And just be like, just have one try-on show. And all they have to do is find a distributor, like a dance shop on the coast, or there you go. And you go, there is fizzy stuff that you can buy at this one shop. Yeah. And it's just well known that's where you go to get it. Well, can't you just send out swatches?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Like, because the swatches on the website, they're always like, oh, well, there may not be true colours because that's hard, right? Well, yeah, because of the um it's because of like the screens and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_00You can't ever get hand tone colour, but yeah, it's not actually what it looks like in real life.
SPEAKER_02Sometimes you need to put it against everything.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, I know. I mean look, I'm mad about the colour and how it shows up on a tan skin. By the way, I've got championship tan on and I am so happy with the result. I literally have one coat on.
Championship Tan is the goods
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's only one coat. That's one coat. I'm so jelly. It's very good. Oh well, I'm gonna be stealing that. Because I was um rocking and I'm just straight out there um to let everyone know. I was using Bondi Sands last year. Um, but I was I was having to do like two at least two coats, maybe a third. One coat. That looks really it's nice and um like it's not orange. No, and it's got no smell.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, I know. It's a smell true all day. No, and I haven't had a shower yet. And it came with that really cool applicator thing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I need that for the single girlies. I'm gonna spill it. Because if like I got my husband to do it for me. The hus husbands of fizzy. Husbands of fizzy, uh get in here, get that mit on and help me out. But like if I mean there's a lot of single girls that do fizzy. Like, what are you gonna do? I do my own back. Oh, do you? Yeah. You just go, uh, trust me, that's why it looks patchy AF. Oh, well, you've only got to really, when you've got a proper top on, do like that where it disconnects and the arms.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, what's as as Nikki says, anything else that's under my performance wear is nobody's business. 100% no one's business. It's no one's business. Oh gosh, she was a good time. Oh god, she was such a vibe. Yep. I um do we want to bring up Den's Den's design? Oh, yeah, I do.
The death of Danz Design
SPEAKER_02They're people aren't happy. I'm not happy. I really liked their um how shimmery they were.
SPEAKER_00I know their sapphire blue is unbeatable.
SPEAKER_02So they say they're black. Have you seen the black? It's not muted. It's like a shine. It's they all had like shine on it.
SPEAKER_00Because it was more of a lighter where I think performance wear's a blend. So it's yeah, it's got more um like that buttery, soft where all active wear's going. Yes, like Lilo active, like it's soft and it's buttery and it's sort of fuzzy. Yes. But I feel like when you're performing, you kind of want something a little bit more jazzy, like that picks up the light, doesn't suck the light in it, reflects the light. And those black and the sapphire blue popped unbeatable, like such a nice colour, um, and just yeah, a really nice reflective quality that um I think everyone's missing. Yeah, a bit bummed. And I'm just I had a really nice set. Um, it was the flare top. Yeah. It's what I wore when I won my like I placed. Sentimental. Yeah, very. And it and I love mesh cutouts. Yes.
Bring back mesh cut outs!!
SPEAKER_00This is what I'm missing from dance design. Mesh. Mesh.
SPEAKER_02The mesh cut, yes. Mesh.
SPEAKER_00Oh, it's so comfortable. It's very breathable. It's very breathable. Um, it just moulds to your skin. Like the more it warms up, the more it feels like it's part of you. It's part of the games. And um, yeah, I mean, the environmentalist in me was also a bit upset that we're gonna just turf a whole heap of um material that's actually made out of it's plastic. Yeah, and so I was like, it's perfectly good. Like, we all take care of our activewear, it's got the logo on it, it's in good condition. Like, do we have to look so similar? I don't know. Like, I actually love seeing this old stuff. How good is it? See, that's the black. It is a shimmery. And it's
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff
SPEAKER_00shimmery like see then this. And the more it warms up, like the more that plastic warms up, the more it moulds to your body. And I just think there's something that's lost in that era.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, I agree, and the everyone, the people are agreeing too.
SPEAKER_00But I might actually, you know what I think's a great idea, and I think we should all rock it out. Wear dance design to class.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00That wear that's it, get keep getting the wear out of it. It's only a competition where you can't wear it. It's still in the zone. Oh, a hundred percent, and it looks nice. It does. Maybe I'll just rock up like this. I've got a lovely cherry set, um, and I'll just I mean, I'm not gonna go in with a flare top on. That'd be a bit OTT.
SPEAKER_02Please do it.
SPEAKER_00Maybe I'll do it next week. Yeah, it's gonna be
Turning up fully suited and booted
SPEAKER_00a good one. I'm gonna commit do it, yeah. Do it the week that we're dropping this out. So you'd be like, Yeah, I'm just gonna go full maybe not full hair and makeup, but I'll look, I'll look good. And I'm just please do everyone, just start rocking up in your old dance design gear, full top bottoms. Do it. Get the wear out of it. 100%. Go to class on a Tuesday night and feel like a goddamn queen. Why not? Do it! I love it.
SPEAKER_02Let's start a trend. Alright, this is I want to do this for you because we've been we've looked at so many different um performance wares, and this is across the board. It doesn't have to just be BJP's across the board. Um, kiss, marry, kill, performance wear edition.
Kiss Marry Kill, Performance Wear Edition
SPEAKER_02What are you gonna kiss? What are you gonna marry, and what are you gonna kill?
SPEAKER_00Um, I think I would kiss anything with a hologram. Ooh, yeah. Okay. Really love hologram. There's not enough of it. Black Panther was good, but it's more just like um, you know, like a treatment. Whereas I love like psychedelics. Yeah. Generally speaking, yeah, I do. Any any anything from the psychedelics division, I'm all on board. Um, Mary, I love pants. I love that we don't have to wear layouts. I'm a hundred percent committed to pants. You can keep your goddamn modesty skirt. Not about it. Give me the pants. And modesty skirts doing nothing for me. They are cute, though. They do look really good. Like girly and feminine, and I do love that. But I'm just so happy that we've got pants. Now that I've got this goddamn lead heart on, I'm so happy we've got pants. Um kill these fucking fishnet tights. I hate them. I hate everything about them. They that they got hot I put holes in them putting them on. I would 100% be a shimmer lady if I had to wear something, and these are not it. They're not it. They're disgusting. I hate them.
SPEAKER_02Alright, what would I do? I would kiss, I would also kiss a hologram, but like a demi. Yeah. I kiss a hologram demi. Yep. Um, I would marry, oh look, talking about Ronde, I would marry a Ronde.
SPEAKER_00But I was exceptional in the Ronde.
SPEAKER_02I was the biggest skeptic of the Ronde.
SPEAKER_00I remember seeing them and I was like, who's wearing that? Well, I was just confused as to like how they were saying, oh, it can go cross the front, cross the back. Um, it can do one-sided. And I'm like, how is it doing one-sided if you can also cross it over at the front? The straps would be so long, but they just does kind of work. They're they were right. They were right. I should have trusted the process.
SPEAKER_02They're probably like all these designers have like doing iterations of them and they're like shut it, Renee. We know what we're doing. We've got it. Yeah, I probably I'd marry that and I would sorry, every other code, I'd kill the Leo. I just not for me.
We're not about leotards.
SPEAKER_00It's right up. It's right up your clacker. I know. Get your cooch. Um cooch on the couch. I am about to get my cooch on the couch because I want to rip this goddamn thing off. It's so uncomfortable.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'd have to kill it. So again, just doing shout out to the other codes. If you if you want, because you know, I'm great. If you want me to come, yeah, get the pants on.
SPEAKER_00I heard um Aptor are actually transitioning to active wear, but I heard it's a bike pant. I think you can't do bike pants. I think that's why it's been so slow on adoption.
SPEAKER_02Well, um, I remember Montana saying they brought in the bike pant, I think, for the men.
SPEAKER_00Oh, got changed. I think pants imagine men into Leo Tart. They do need pants.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So they I think they have the Leo and then they put the shorts on over the top. But yeah, I just that's a lot going on. That's a lot going on downstairs. Alright, so question for you. It's just a follow-up question. How do you choose your performance wear? Like, what what do you what do you base it on?
SPEAKER_00Um, I'm like, well, you know what? There's not a lot of like styles to choose from in
How do you pick Performance Wear?
SPEAKER_00the new BJP performance wear. Like, if you look at this, there were so many different leotards. They had like this little booby cover, they had like cutaways, they had um like ruging, they had yeah, oh, so many different things going on. Now it's just like all the same thing, which yeah, like I get why they're doing it, but it's just like I could do with a little bit more adventure, like a bit more bring back the mesh. And um, so I'm all about colour. Colour? Because that's the only differentiator for me is the colour now.
SPEAKER_02Like And do you do do you not want to wear a colour that you wore previous years? Do you try and do a different colour? I shouldn't. Each year.
SPEAKER_00I should really just like rewear old stuff. Yeah. Because I mean it worked. Yeah. Um, but there is a thrill in going out in fresh performance wear and just being like, this is my year of said colour. You were in your pink pony club last year. Oh, mate. I that was a Montana steal. That was my Montana, the Duchess.
The Duchess knows how to pick em
SPEAKER_00She did that first. And I the the day I saw her at zone in that, she literally stopped me in my tracks. I'd never seen someone do a split colour where one colour was just a more pastel version of the deeper one. And I've seen someone do it in the purple with the lilac and the purple, but it didn't look as good at the same thing. It was it was a different look, but I was just like, oh my god, you're a vision. She's god with all her makeup done, and I was just like, I'm dead, I'm dead. I'm not even gonna go out now. Like I've seen you and then I was like a hundred percent doing that next year. So I remember when you were alive. I hope I did. I hope she felt inspired.
SPEAKER_02She did, I I think she I remember what she said.
SPEAKER_00Or not inspired, but like, you know, chuffed.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, and the other thing that I would like to say about performance wear is that I want to wear a crop without a mesh over the top.
SPEAKER_02Sorry. It's I told you, it's like given Joey's not allowed to wear a jumper unless you had your blazer over the top.
SPEAKER_00I know, it's so annoying. I'm not I yeah, it's questionable at my age to be wearing a crop top. I know, it's a choice. It's a choice, I get that, but don't put a white mesh over the top because it it it just messes with the colour. You might as well just do a white crop with a white mesh over the top because the colours just goes to bullshit. Yeah, you can't really crop, but I'm not buying a mesh. I just got meshes, you can um borrow mine, even though I never wear them. I just it just ruins the colour.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it does. You do, it looks I actually quite like it with the white, white, white, white. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00White on white. It's the only way to go to me. Um I would love to do hot pink crop and pants with no mesh over the top, but hot pink with white over the top, you're not gonna get that colour pop. No, yeah. Yeah, I want to pop. I want to fake tan the hell out of my tummy so like it looks good. So no one's stopping you from doing that.
SPEAKER_02You know, you could just fake tan your t stomach. Yes, I know anyway. You wouldn't even be able to see it under the body. I do that. I I fake tan. Do you fake tan your whole body? I think we I don't know if we've chatted about this before.
Fake tan, everything or just the ankles?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I I do just in case my top rides up, which it always does.
SPEAKER_02I find it so interesting where people put tan on and where they don't. Yeah, like with like half our half our friends to go, oh no, I only do it from like my ankle down.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, no, what are you doing at work for the rest of the week? I'm like, oh no, I do my whole back body. Last quite a while. So if you're only doing it from the calf down and you wear a pair of shorts, you're gonna look insane.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I know.
SPEAKER_00I look insane enough turning up to work after the competition. And people are like, oh, you had a busy competition.
SPEAKER_02And I'm like, Oh I um I never really thought about this when I'm picking performance wear, but it's what the what the floor is gonna be like. So have have the girls talked to you about this before?
SPEAKER_00They're like about how buttercup doesn't show up great on the basketball floor because it's also already like a yellowy glass.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it depends what pops and what doesn't at different um like at the different venues. So what pops at like Olympic Park versus Opera House versus like for us at Narica Park?
SPEAKER_00And it depends on the lights. It does. Yeah, there's a lot of things.
SPEAKER_02I didn't really think about it, but it was like no, you gotta think about it.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, too. Do you have like a different strategy for interclub versus
Interclub vs. Zone
SPEAKER_00zone?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_00Strategic.
SPEAKER_02No, not really. I mean, I don't but I don't own a lot of performance wear. Yeah. So I kind of just have the one, the one that I think I want to wear for zone, I will always wear to an interclub.
SPEAKER_00Oh, see, I want to save it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, see, I could but I just need to know if it's gonna ride up or if it if it's comfy, whatever.
SPEAKER_00If you're rocking the Ronde for the first time last year, you would have wanted to have tested that out. Yeah, yeah. But now that you know Ronde, oh that's it. Um it's Ronde or Die, really, for me. You are just all raw.
SPEAKER_02I've tried, I've tried demis and sending it to people and they're like, no, go back to the Ronde.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, or it looked um like elite on you last year, and the buttercup was just such a good selection as well.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. I can't, but that's one of those colours I'm like, oh well, I can't I can't do that again this year. Yeah, it's it's bright.
SPEAKER_00It's too bright. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know. That's a bi swap cell BPP. I know. I'll do it eventually. Yeah. You get a bit sentimental about things that you did well in as well. Like if I'd done well in something, I feel like I'd be a bit sad to let it go. We had so many good times together.
SPEAKER_02Goodbye,
You don't change a winning team
SPEAKER_02my friend.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god. You know what? The day you sell that, day what we're gonna have to do a reel of just being like all slow mate.
SPEAKER_02Goodbye, my friend.
SPEAKER_00It's not the that's dance design.
SPEAKER_02We've made too many reels today. Yeah, no, but that's a good one. So, what are you vibing then this year? Um talk to me.
SPEAKER_00I really like hot pink. Yeah, it's a power colour, and I want that crop top. And then that that's my play book, If I can get the rules changed before interclubs. If anyone wants to help Renee petition. Yeah, if anyone's out there listening, just get rid of that mesh. Um and then for Zone, I'm thinking Lyme. Oh, yeah, with the Ronday. Because I haven't I haven't ronday.
SPEAKER_02Ronde looked so good on you.
SPEAKER_00And bright colours.
SPEAKER_02Yes, but you know what? I've just I just saw you in red though. I've seen you in the red now. Yeah. The red has to come out at some point this year. Oh. Well, the good thing is Anna's got it. Yeah. Sorry, Anna, you guys don't have to coordinate. Does she she's like me, she has like three colours or something. The thing is like black, navy, and red.
SPEAKER_00It was the first time she'd ventured into colour. I know. She looks so good in it. And navy, and then she came out in the red at Interclub, and I was like, colour! She looks so good in it. Yeah, she did look, she's always looked good in red. But I can see you in lime too. Okay. Yeah, there's so many options. Have you gotten them yet? I haven't bought anything yet. Okay. Yeah, it's Cosie Lives. Oh, damn it. That's
Cozi Livz has affect the performance wear economy
SPEAKER_00it's petrol mate. Oh, how are we gonna get to foster? I know. How to go? I wonder if interclubs will go ahead this year. They're seriously telling people to stay at home. Yeah, well, that's really I'm unemployed. No one is. I was out driving around last night and I'm like, everybody's out. Zooming around.
SPEAKER_02Well, you're on the central coast, there's nowhere else. How are you getting around? There's no public transport. There's no we don't believe in it here. It's so stupid. It's not a thing. Do you know what? I don't, I need I'm gonna need help. Okay, so I'm don't know why. For some reason, in my head, I've got white pants. In my head, I'm like, white pants is in my future this year. But then I'm tossing up if I want to do a long sleeve aqua.
Long sleeved dreams
SPEAKER_02Ooh. I will also be matching our two friends, little girls who are six and seven. So I will. It's a long sleeve aqua.
SPEAKER_00It would make your eyes pop. I same.
SPEAKER_02You've got very because I wore the Montana's. Remember how we wore Montana's um after once and it was royal blue.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god. I've always actually thought blue was your colour.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and yeah. And I or the sapphire. The sapphire ronde. You could definitely do so sapphire. I've done so many selections. I know. I just it's too hard. I just want someone just to go, this is what you're wearing. Yeah. That's it.
SPEAKER_00There are, there's always someone in the club that you can. Oh no, don't. There's many people they'll tell me. Yeah, yeah. I just yeah. I've been also been told orange.
SPEAKER_02Oh, so you can do any colour. I don't know, uh orange. Well, it turns out you don't like rainforest. Oh, mate.
SPEAKER_00So every other colour but that colour. Yeah,
Rainforest can get in the bin
SPEAKER_00yeah. And that it wasn't like it didn't look good. It just I just you didn't feel it. You gotta feel it. I was sick that day. Oh. I was like in bed the day before the interclub, and I was like, I woke up the day before the competition and I was like, I'm just gonna get go get my nails done and hope for the best. And I woke up in the morning and I was like, you know, when you wake up and you feel better, yeah, yeah. And you think, oh my god, I'm I'm back. Yeah. But that's only in comparison to how dead you were the day before. Oh yeah. And so when I got down there and I, you know, it all hit me and the rooms full of like loud music and like let bright lights, and I was like, oh my god, this was a bad idea.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But I was like, I'd have way too much FOMO not to go. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got out there and I just totally sucked. Yeah. And I had that rainforest on and now when I'm now it's going in the bin.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, rainforest in the bin. Anyone want some rainforest? Um actually sell mine. Uh sell it, yeah. I'm trying to sell mine. Anyone wants bite? Can you let me know? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I promise you didn't get ruined in the pool. How's the buy, swap, and sell page when you see something and you're like the
NIL
SPEAKER_0015th person to say next in line? You're like, oh, that's not happening. Fucking hell. And you've got to get all your mates, you've got to tell your mates what you're looking for in case they see it first and then they can tag you. I'm a queen tagger. Oh, great.
SPEAKER_02You just let me know and I'll be right on it.
SPEAKER_00I would actually love um I'll skip the line, just yeah. I mean, direct direct message me. What a hack. That's a hat, guys. Yeah, I want I want a size 12 pink shimmer. If anyone's got one. Pink shimmer. You know the um like the pink demi one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I said, yeah, not that you don't want the lip, you don't want this, what they call it, the Sphinx. Not the pink, not the not the baby pink.
SPEAKER_00I want the hot pink shimmer.
SPEAKER_02Ask Cups. Cups had one. Oh, did she? Yeah. I'm pretty sure Cups. Oh, Cups saw Cups last night. Yeah, Cups. She's such a good sort. I don't know if she likes it that we have just branded her name Cups, but that is what it is. She can't do anything about it now. Shut it,
Cups can't do nothing about Cups
SPEAKER_02Cups.
SPEAKER_00We love you. Yeah. Imagine if she was like, can you please stop calling me that? And we just go, no cups. Sorry, cups. Not happening. Yeah. Um, yeah, so I would like a size 12. Okay. Hot pink shimmer. Community. Get around her. Get around me.
SPEAKER_02Guys, potty pick for this. It's just look, and if NARS you want to slide into our DMs and just personally sponsored. Oh, yeah. NAS do great lip colours too. Oh, do they? Lovely. Okay, so that's not what my potty pick is. For all of us um hormonal 40-year-olds who just have slid back into being 12. Um, this acne that's going on here, their concealer, Chef's Giss. Yeah. I will have to look
NARS Concealer slaps, literally.
SPEAKER_02up exactly which concealer it is, and we'll put it in the show notes. But it's great. Like it must be like fucking house paint. Mate. Sweat that shit on. Oh, it's there's like about 50 coats, and I'm pretty sure it's sweat it off. But it does its job. It does. So very, very good. I'll link in the show notes and we'll put it up on socials. But yeah, the NAS concealer, very, very good. And I used it, and I wore it for comps last year as well. And I might get Montana to teach me how to use it properly.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we will do a hair and makeup episode. Yeah, I'll have to get her to. That'll also be my like second favourite episode after performance wear. That'd be really nice. Yep. Um, but other than that, I have really nothing else to say. Yeah, I um I just want to hark back to how much I loved performance wear even as a kid, and that catalogue. Someone needs to bring back the like performance wear that had the piping on the outside. So what I wanted when I was a kid, we don't have any
Still living her seven-year old dreams
SPEAKER_00examples.
SPEAKER_02I haven't seen any of the piping.
SPEAKER_00But it was like it was like just a letard, you could pick your leadard colour, and then there was a like a strip that went around here and around here, and you could pick whatever colours you wanted. Oh, you got to pick. Yes, and sent away, and they made it and sent it back to you, and it would have been expensive. That's why I got secondhand. Yeah, same crap. Clown suit, clown frill, in black and highlighter yellow, neuro yellow. That was a sign. Should have just got me diagnosed right then and there. And um, yeah, I just really wanted that piping and pick my own colours and do like, I don't know, jade green and fresh white piping or something like that. Something real poppy. Nut, you're getting black and neuro yellow in a clown frill. No wonder I only did clog comp that year. I was like, I'm not going anywhere in this getup. Forget about it. Oh, so uh, we've got no idea what
No idea where to next, but who cares
SPEAKER_00topic we're doing in the next episode. It's been a couple of weeks, people. Yeah, it's been a couple of weeks, and we've had all our episodes pretty mapped up until now. It was just the one this was sort of the last one that we were like pretty solid on. So we'll get it, creative juices.
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