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Competition Etiquette with Nikki Gayner - Episode 16

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Competition season is officially in full swing, so who better to help us navigate the unwritten rules of physie than the fabulous Nikki Gayner!

Nikki returns to the pod to chat all things competition etiquette – those little things that can make a huge difference to your own day and everyone else’s.

We cover:

  • Why the time between heats is not the moment to dissect every mistake you think you made.
  • Giving your fellow competitors a little grace (and sometimes a little space) when nerves are kicking in.
  • The golden rule of comp day seating… your bags belong on the floor, not on the seats!
  • How small acts of courtesy can make competition day run more smoothly for everyone.
  • The difference between being friendly and knowing when someone just needs a quiet moment.
  • Plenty of other little competition dos and don’ts that had us laughing along the way.

As always, Nikki brings plenty of wisdom, a healthy dose of common sense, and a few laughs as we tackle the social side of competition that nobody ever really teaches you.

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Whether you’re stepping onto the floor for your very first ribbon competition or you’re a seasoned campaigner, this episode is packed with reminders that good etiquette helps everyone have a better day.

Pop your lippy on, leave your bag off the seats, and enjoy!

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SPEAKER_01

Show me your nails. My winter nails? Your winter nails. And can you wear them in comp?

SPEAKER_02

No, we need um French chip or natural pink.

SPEAKER_01

What? For EP.

SPEAKER_02

For EP. So it's in the rule book. You can only wear a natural pink or a French chip nail. There's no colours, there's no fun, no breath.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, we're gonna get back to this. We should start the episode. Hi, welcome to that Fizzy podcast. I'm your host, Justin Rigby, joined by my co-host Renee Walker. And back by Popular Demand, we have Miss Nikki Gaynor. From Relates EP. And we got distracted by her beautiful nail. Little winter nails, and I can't believe that you have to have French chip or natural pink.

SPEAKER_02

So if you're it used to be only 13s and up could only have could have natural pink and friendship, but they've kind of loosened that a little bit. Essentially, so long as you're only French chip or natural pink, they'll let it go.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, right. We like I rocker French tip for comps just because it's well known that if you're especially with your feet, which you guys don't have that issue, if you're not pointing your toe properly, um, it's really obvious if you've got like red, yep, a red nail. Yeah. Um, so and then yeah, to find out that it's actually written into your robots.

SPEAKER_02

Um a few of us will do like some fancy friend tips, so it'll still be the white and the pink, but we'll do some like little extra bits, or there'll be like a single Diamonty somewhere. Oh, that is so EP. So some of us will do that, but a lot of uh um girls will have their feet done in their lucky colour, so either their club colour or like their letter colour. Um because you can, because they're colour.

SPEAKER_01

She can, because you got your your ballets on. That is so funny. I love that EP, you're like still gotta get your Diamontes in. We're doing our best. We are doing our best.

SPEAKER_00

Absolutely belonging. I I think I, you know, we were toying, we've been toying around about a second code, but I really do think maybe I belong in EP

Maybe Renee needs to do EP

SPEAKER_00

land. I haven't been able to I can't double dip because you're on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Yeah, but we have other options.

SPEAKER_02

Like we have so many classes for ladies. We have a Monday class, which is our advanced class, but we have a bunch of um Ellie and first years that turn up to that one. Right. And then we have a Friday in the day for work at homers and for our veterans. Oh yeah, Friday might be my thing.

SPEAKER_00

Friday might be it. I can you maybe I'll just come along to the like end of the year and see how I feel. And then yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You want to go sorry. You want to go to EP in the end of the year where everyone knows all their stuff.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, maybe that's not a good idea.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe maybe we'll do it at the start.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna say that it won't be a good idea with Louise because Louise can't not fix people.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I'd let you just have if she comes in like November.

SPEAKER_00

So, so Justine knows I don't take notes well either. Perfect. Fucking recipe for design. I love that.

SPEAKER_02

No, Louise can't not fix people, so she'll be watching everybody and then she'll be selling you things to fix as she's going, even though like there's no way you're getting on the floor to compete. I would just let you chip at the back of the room and have a great time. Because I'm more focused on the ones that are still competing, but she always doesn't have that ability.

SPEAKER_00

I can't hold back a note and I'd be like, and I don't take them well.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like you, I I like having notes until I don't want to have them anymore. So I'm like, I do this, like it's like a hard dip. Like, what do you call it? Like a handbreak that

No more notes please

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, okay, give me your notes, don't want them anymore. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

I find it really hard to disconnect from the day that I've had and then turn up to busy and be like busy mode. And like our teacher, she's literally doing her job by giving you notes. Like that is the only reason why she's there is to give you notes.

SPEAKER_02

To give you notes, it's a whole job. We have a couple of kids and ladies that we know how many corrections we can give in a lesson before they switch off. And we won't tell them that because we don't want them to feel like like thinking about it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But Lise and I will go to the teacher. But Lise and I are looking and go, we're we're at five-ish. She might take one more because there have been a couple of little ones, but we're not really getting much more out of her because A, she'll get the whole, and B, she'll shut down.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, see, this is me. You guys would be able to pick me up. I'm like I'm done one, two.

SPEAKER_00

And I I I'm not getting any notes this year, and I feel like because the teacher's like, she's teetering on the edge. Well, I'm just this is gonna let her be. Just let her go out and do whatever she's gonna do because she can't take on any more information. Compared to the first year where I was getting all the notes, yeah, and now it's really obvious I'm getting zero notes.

SPEAKER_02

And your first round at EP would be very like that because there'd be so many little technical things that you just don't have to do.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, the technicality of EP.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, we have a darling little 15-year-old that's joined us this year. She's beautiful. Um, and she does APDA and she did do BJP, but she's gone from BJP to us and then kept apter.

SPEAKER_01

And I am that traitor.

SPEAKER_02

I am now aware. I'm now aware that it doesn't matter to you which hand is on top when you cross your hands. Like it doesn't matter at all, as long as they're crossed at the wrist or whatever they need to be. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, until it comes to teams. Teams.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, obviously, in the teams you want to choose the same way so everyone's doing the same thing. Yes. If in EP it is the left side of the work, your left hand is on top or your left hand is on the chair.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's written in the syllabus. I just don't know.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know that you Oh no, we you are marked down on it. I don't know that we would be marked down on it. It's just that preferred. It's preferred, and also like get onto it early in the year because when the teams come around, you're gonna be like, oh what? It's the left on top of the right. Oh shit, I'm gonna have to fix that and it's more work later.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, if you make a choice at the beginning of the year, then still that's stupid. But no, it's it's written into the syllabus. Yeah, it's written into easy work.

SPEAKER_00

If you left on top of the eye.

SPEAKER_01

I think you'll be fine because once you start you just be kicking.

SPEAKER_02

And Louise yells it from the beginning of the year. So you are getting that routine set up from the beginning of the year. That's nice.

SPEAKER_01

I just want to, if you do it, I just gonna come and just watch in the background. Just watch see how this plays out.

SPEAKER_00

It'd definitely give the podcast another element.

SPEAKER_01

No, I said that I want to I I keep tweing that I want to double dip in something. Yeah. I think a time. I don't know who has time in it.

SPEAKER_00

I think if like in my heart of hearts I could pick a code to try, it would probably be Apda. Yeah. But I I've never been a dancer, so I don't think. You are a dancer, shut up. Oh well I am now, but like I am now.

SPEAKER_02

I I am now, whether I like or are you a strong mover, not a dancer?

SPEAKER_01

Well I think you would excel in EP.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. I think what I need is the extra um coaching imposition. Yes. Whereas like someone's missing out on that with Louisa tells you. Yeah, no, yeah. Whereas someone who's come from a dance background, I think fits well into APDA because it's more it is more dense. Yeah um and so I need you guys. I need to go this way, like to EP. Even though, like, personally I would love to do the APDA work, I know it would be more beneficial to be doing EP.

SPEAKER_02

We we hear that a lot. We hear that EP makes all the other codes better. Yeah, well it's complimentary. Yeah, it's complimentary.

SPEAKER_01

Well, you get like all those basics down pad speaking of EP, we're in July.

SPEAKER_02

We are in July, holy moly.

SPEAKER_01

We're in July, which I had to remind this of um to Renee last night, where even though she's on our board, by the way, she's on our committee for Terigal. And I had to remind her yesterday, and she's like, Oh blah blah blah, we'll record next week. I went, Yeah, well it has to be on the Saturday because we have our interclub on the Sunday, and she's like, What?

SPEAKER_00

What what W O T.

SPEAKER_01

And then then then it proceeded to be in the next the next message was fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck So we are in.

SPEAKER_00

I just it just really snuck up on me. It's my it's in it's on my calendar. Like it's actually written there, but in my head, it was just like, oh shit, are you serious? We're like T minus seven days.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we are T minus seven days. So tell us, um, where's EP at? Like, what do where are we at?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so most of us are just finishing off like chuck comps, mid-year concerts, showcases, whatever. Um, kind of just getting everybody in the groove of performing it from top to bottom without stopping and like having an audience of some description.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Um, our first intercomp for EP that I am aware of is at Woolgooga on the 2nd of August. That's a good thing. And then they kind of up in Whoopi. Yep. Um, and then they kind of continue on from there. We're doing four. So they've changed the rules. We used to be able to do three, um, but then they figured out that was four intercomp.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, crazy.

SPEAKER_02

They figured out that once they um like people applied to do their intercomp, um, that there was too many and they couldn't get enough people to go to make it a financially viable export. Um they're letting you let us do four. So they let us go up to four this year, which is I mean, it's great because it gives people more options, but if I'm going to all four, I might as well whack a letter on and do it, right? 100%. So we are doing four. So we've got Southern Highlands slash capital that are doing a joint one in Canberra on the 15th of August, and we've got ours on the 22nd of August, and we've got a gap week where we're not doing any, but I know I think Coleroy has one, but there's definitely one on that that weekend, the 27th, 9th, whatever that is. Um, and then we're doing Yarrow on the 5th, and then we're doing Hawkesbury Valley out on the 12th of September. And then there's two weeks between the 12th and junior teams and my zone.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, joice. Which I just don't want to talk about.

SPEAKER_01

End of the year.

SPEAKER_00

Crazy just absolutely wild. It's funny when like socially um anyone asks you to do anything past probably end of July. And you're like, oh I'll get back to you in December.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_00

You can't guarantee like where you're gonna be and what you're gonna be doing and like what's scheduled when, and so you just go, Oh, I'll have to look at the calendar.

SPEAKER_02

Especially as a teacher, because you're at all the competitions anyway. Like it's not just the ones you're competing at. 100%. So you're at all of them. So I I genuinely have we have in our calendar for me and my husband um which weekends that I'm at. I I don't even write what competition is, it's I'm like, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. And there's one in the middle, and it's usually when we do our end of year showcase for our comp.

SPEAKER_01

So we just threw that one in the mix. Well, this is really good um segue because today's thing that we're deep diving in is around etiquette about around competition.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, and um I put a little poll up um to find out. I just I was I've always thought in my mind, all of us, you know, the community, across codes, I can't understand if you don't like following rules, why the fuck would you do physician?

SPEAKER_02

I have long, long sternly said to people that fizzy attracts neurodivergence.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah. What do you think? That because rules. I really want to do a neurodivergence episode.

SPEAKER_02

Absolutely. The we had a we had our physi conference for EP in the end

We are 97% rule followers

SPEAKER_02

of June. Um, and we had um a wonderful guest speaker that came over and talked to us about neurodivergence and how to use and how to like best work with that in your class. So it was fantastic. I will get you the Instagram profile of the guest speaker because her name is eluding me at the moment. Um, but I will get you though all those details and send them to you. But she did a seminar while we were up at conference and kind of sat with us and went, look, this is what the neurodividergent brain does. This is how you can work with it, this I can better kids. But don't you know the amount of teachers that were sitting in that seminar going, I think I might have and all of us in there that I'm like I'm undiagnosed, but probably, but there are many um diagnosed individuals in the room that are all like, yes, correct. Yeah, you are very correct, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like ASD, you know, leans very hard into structure and specifics. Yes, they're very like, you know, architects, designers, like people who are very specific about and the amount of physi people that are teachers and nurses. And oh yes, there are a lot of nurses in physi, I reckon. But uh ADHD can veer very much towards people who don't like following instructions and don't like getting notes.

SPEAKER_02

They yes, yes and no. I think it depends on the type of ADHD that you have. If you're not presenting or unpresenting, yeah. Um, but I I think even those that don't like following rules, they still prefer routine.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I love routine. I am a dead set rule follower to the grave. Um and that's why. Well, I think I am though. Well, I do like that you are a walk-done contradiction. I know, I know with everything. I like to test the why not I like to test why is the rule there. Yes. Oh, yeah. Explain to me. There you go. Explain the rule to me, but then I'll follow it.

SPEAKER_02

Explain the rule to me. Why? Why? Look, that is actually 100% me, because I always had this issue with like Catholic schools.

SPEAKER_00

Um I think Catholic schools and fizzy also have a home together.

SPEAKER_02

I got used to get asked all the time because I grew up um in in church and like love Jesus, whatever. Um but like people would always ask me when I went into teaching, they're like, Would you go and teach at a Catholic, a Christian, a Baptist, an Anglican, whatever? Like, would you go and teach in one of the schools? I'm like, Absolutely not, I get kicked out before the kids would. Like, what do you mean I can't wear a hair tie that's a different colour to my hair?

SPEAKER_01

I dare you, I'm just gonna do it anyway. Basically, I couldn't do it.

SPEAKER_00

Then you do a code that's so specific. Yeah. Because you get points for it. Walking contrast, walking country, but you get points for being right.

SPEAKER_01

Ah, it's yes, okay, it's a reward sharp thing.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know, like, if you did I like rules, and like if I see someone pushing a cue, you're going down. Like I'm coming

No queue jumpers, join the back!

SPEAKER_00

up. I do not like I don't like cue jumpers. That shit needs to be outlawed. Um, but that is why I like fizzy, because there are rules, but when people break the rules, don't mess with me.

SPEAKER_01

Well, we're gonna be talking about this all after the break, so love this etiquette, etiquette chat coming your way.

SPEAKER_00

97% of us are rule followers from based on that poll. So well, you'd think there would be a lot of rule following, but based on the pet peeves, there's a lot of rule breaking going on as well. Yeah, it's always a person. Stop coming to fizzy. Or just be better. Be better, do better. Alright, on to the break.

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You can check them out at instinctivehealth.com.au. Trust your gut and nurture your health. Today we are going to be talking about competition etiquette. Um, it's something that I have become uh you know, interested in.

SPEAKER_01

Hyperfixated.

SPEAKER_00

A little bit. Um so I know that we have a rule at our um club specifically, um, that we don't come backstage after our performance when we're in the middle of heat and talk about what we did wrong. Yes, correct. Um, because it just gets into everyone's heads, like um, like it's contagious, like the way an an idea can just rip through a group of people

Don't talk about your mistakes between heats. DON'T.

SPEAKER_00

about something that you know could actually be objectively quite hard to do, or it could be really easy sort of a move. And people are like, Oh, I've never even thought about that before. Like, oh fuck, what is it? Is it the left or the right? And then everyone starts to everyone starts going, Oh I don't know if I do that, help me have it. Yeah, yeah. And it's just like last year our teacher was like, When you get back after you were out there, do not talk about what you did wrong. Yeah. Don't so that's why I fucked my routine and um marched out on the right. Ugh. And um I just did the whole routine and went back, and all these girls are back there, and they're like, How'd you go? And I'm like, Yeah, alright, I think.

SPEAKER_02

Sure, gaslight, I love it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and it wasn't until like, you know, they'd had the final, yeah, and I mean I was out in the chairs straight away. Well, if you march out on your right, yeah. Yeah, I'm just straight back.

SPEAKER_01

Which which we're finding out more and more. We're like, oh, it's very important that much. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I was straight back out in the chairs. So um, but it wasn't until much later that I saw all the girls that I was in the same section as, and I was like, oh my god. Now I can find my beer. Now I can tell you what actually happened because I just spent like a whole heap of time with you guys out the back waiting for the heats to get through and not be able to tell you. Yes, I was the first fucking song. Oh, that's awful. I was the first song of the day. I'd never even heard the music yet. Wait, what do you mean you'd never heard the music? Just that day. Like I'd had I was literally the first.

SPEAKER_01

You know, like when you have run through in the music.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, so it's not like you first have heard the song. Oh no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01

Just too with BJP, we really liked it.

SPEAKER_00

You know, like when like other competitions, there's other heats going on. Yeah, and you can kind of hear it when you have warm-up and do a run through. Yeah, it was just I went cold turkey. And um, yeah, but the rule was don't come back and talk about it. And um that would have been super beneficial had it been followed. It wasn't, and then I've just been very interested in what are other clubs doing. Um, you know, I just feel like there's other clubs that might have their own little inside rule. Like I know that around when we go to Homebush, um, it's a very big bug bear at our club that people are going into the change rooms and holding them all day. Yeah, no, absolutely set number of change rooms, but you might go on at like I don't know, eleven and then you're done for the rest of the day. Get your stuff out. And these mofos are holding the room all day. Yeah, no. When you turn up in your routines at two, and all

Don't hold the change rooms at Homebush. DON'T.

SPEAKER_00

the rooms are taken, and it's like the people that took the rooms in the morning just bags them for the rest of the day. Yeah, no. And it's like, no, pack your stuff up and go sit up in the chairs and move on to the next crew. It's not your VIP section. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Because we have for our seniors and extended, because we have teams and chamber girl on the same day, we do tend to reserve spaces like upstairs and around the space wherever we are, for um our bags and stuff. But Louise and I are very uh hard on our girls going, the room is not ours, this part of the room is ours. Stop spreading yourself everywhere. Yeah, yeah, like there's six of us, the room is big enough for 20. Stop taking up that much space.

SPEAKER_00

Space seems to be a real issue, like, even just so we put it out to the community just to see what's going on out there, and I that space was a real theme.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, space space is the theme, and we'll kick off um into kind of like the themes and what people came off with. This is not an adequate question. This is just a question that I have. Do you as individuals, when you're competing, when it's not your heat, are you watching the other heats?

SPEAKER_02

Um, it I we can't really, because we're on stages. So it is much harder for us. We're all backstage. Yeah, a lot of times we will actually have the live, someone will have the live stream playing, and so we do we watch other people as we go, mainly because we're watching our other girls and our other heats.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Um, we just want to see how we're nosy, we want to see how they're going. Um, but we're on the advanced ladies days. So when you have the open advanced ladies that are competing to go to town hall, there's upwards of 80 to 100 women all doing it at the same time as as we all know. And we put them in their heats and then they leave to go and watch. And then they run back in, like, oh my heat's about to go. I'm like, no, that is not my problem. If you miss your heat, that is so your problem. Stop moving. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Do you watch? I can't watch, I can't watch anyone. Like, if it's at zone, especially I don't I don't want to see it. No, it psyches me out.

SPEAKER_00

I don't want to see my comrades, because I'll call them comrades because it feels like we're in battle. I don't want to see my comrades go down on the field. Like it would give me the yips to see you out there make a mistake and go, ooh, that's too bad, Chief.

SPEAKER_02

Like No, there there are definitely a a fair few EPs that won't watch anybody else, and they'll sit and they'll zone in, which is great. I I watch everybody else in our club. Like I sit there and watch the club girls to see how they're going.

SPEAKER_01

Um I won't watch it in my section.

SPEAKER_02

Sure.

SPEAKER_01

But like I love watching people, like, but I it's like no, you can't be standing out the back watching and just give me the year.

SPEAKER_00

People do though.

SPEAKER_01

I I know, I know. Okay, so this we'll we'll kind of kick off. And actually, it's really great that you're here, Nikki, because one of the first questions that came in, which meant very little to me because I didn't understand it. In EP clapping on every beat during the finals open seniors dance at town hall. I'm like, is this a thing?

SPEAKER_02

It is. So uh when they do their grand grand final, so they've done their two open seniors, yeah. They're not heats, but like their their run throughs, and they've got been given the six girls that are going to complete against the other six girls have been told that they're in that group. Yeah, don't get told they're places, blah blah. You get to the end of their routine, they clap, and everyone claps along with the dance as they go. It works if you can clap on beat. If you can find the beat, if you can clap in time, sure. Oh, we have to go this. Could it be a lot of people clapping? It is a lot of people clap, and if it's a like if it's a dance where the music holds it for long enough, then yes, it sounds great, and it like kids people are cheering, it's a wonderful time. Because the dance, at especially in that particular round of the routine, no one cares about that dance. Like you can do whatever you want. It's not going into judging.

SPEAKER_00

It's not judge, but it might throw you off a little bit.

SPEAKER_02

It might throw you off a little bit, especially because we've got Jumps and things that are going on, like if someone's clapping off beat while you're trying to jump, that can't be easy.

SPEAKER_01

Um this is a really good note for us because we're gonna be down there, so we all need to know what the song is beforehand. Because you and I start clapping, we're gonna be those people who are clapping in. I might just do something. Just do a little jig in your chair. Yeah, we're in our VIP section.

SPEAKER_02

There are a lot of people that you can and I'm usually on music for the grand final because Louise puts me there. I don't know. So I'm usually watching from like the bottom of the stage. And so I'm sitting very still on the side and I'm not clapping at all because I don't want them to hear it coming from the other side of the stage. Because my nearest spicy self would hear that clap from the side and go, What are you doing? Get away. Squirrel, squirrel. Yeah. So I don't, I don't move, I barely breathe, and I'm just sitting there, but then I'm watching, and there's people in the front row and they're just off the I'm like, stop it. Stop clapping. But the vibe is there, like when they're on beat and it's and they're clapping well and the music is holding that clap, it's great. There was a few years where it was a really soft song and they would clap anyway, and I was like, it's not a clappy song. It's not really the clappy vibe.

SPEAKER_01

See, this was another thing. There is a lot of comments that came through about the amount of clapping and screaming.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Oh no, we're screamers. We're clappers, we're screamers.

SPEAKER_01

Where people especially when people win.

SPEAKER_02

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

People aren't liking it.

SPEAKER_02

Which I don't get. No, I I'm I'm not I'm not I'm all for it. Please make as much noise as you can.

SPEAKER_01

I like it! Yep. Um this is such a controversial.

SPEAKER_00

But if if you're getting a an award, fucking go nuts. Like yeah, I mean It's pissing some people off.

SPEAKER_02

It's like saying that you can't applaud the person that's won gold at the Olympics. Like they've worked hard, they've done what they came there to do.

SPEAKER_00

Celebrate that. I will say though, like, I feel like and this could set the cat amongst the pigeons. Here you go. Here we go. Love it.

SPEAKER_01

My favorite thing to do.

SPEAKER_00

Um some I feel like some clubs, like they're obviously not doing it to be obnoxious, but I just don't know the level of scream and cheer is sometimes like Alright, we all know you from she did it, wasn't me.

SPEAKER_01

It wasn't me either. No, honestly, I use it.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no, I just picked a club.

SPEAKER_01

No, I just picked up just clubs each other. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00

We'll have to cut that.

SPEAKER_01

I can use it. She likes I love it, she'll forget. I like it. It's gonna be in it.

SPEAKER_02

I usually use it. If I don't know the girl that has gotten that place or that, like wherever they've called it from, if I don't know where they're from, I use the cheers to figure out where it is. Because I know we know where everyone's here.

SPEAKER_01

Well that's but you know what it's giving? This just made me think. It's giving school carnival when you're in like the blue house, and you should know this because you're schooling. Purple team is hard to go. Hot to go. It was like when you get the that level up, that's it gives it gives all girls sports carnival sports carnival vibes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it does. And I remember in those times when like a clubhouse had a really good cheer or a new cheer, and we built a new cheer.

unknown

Fuck you, bitches.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, ladies, we're going loud! Get ready.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I meant. So, and this and guys, this was at like the Gosford pools. So I'm all for the club. I'm with you, Nikki. I'm all for it.

SPEAKER_00

Make as much noise as you can. All right, yeah. So we're not going to be able to do it. As long as you're not doing it just to be obnoxious. That's my only note.

SPEAKER_01

So don't do it to be obnoxious and be respectful. We don't need it to go for 10 minutes. It doesn't need to be a city.

SPEAKER_02

Honestly, it is the length of time that annoys me more than the noise. Like make a lot of noise, but make it quick.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

unknown

Woo!

SPEAKER_02

Also, if you are a teacher announcing a name, wait until they stop clapping before you start saying their name.

SPEAKER_01

No one hears and you can't hear what club they're from. Good hack or you people. Now, this this was actually quite a big one, and which I found really funny because I've done this mistake. I find it might be more at int clubs, but it could happen at zones or whatever. Is when those chairs, either there's like front chairs that are on a diagonal that turns out you're not allowed to sit out, and only the associates or teachers are allowed to sit out, or the ones that are facing the other way and people are sitting there. People we just get in trouble.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I think No, they're there for a barrier.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, don't know what it is. It's a barrier. Don't sit in the barrier.

SPEAKER_00

Don't sit on the barrier seat. So don't sit in the judge's seat. Actually, someone is coming up. No, some someone, someone in the comments. I think her name's Danny. Um, you said it was all going to be anonymous and now you're just throwing people in. Well, I I haven't put a surname or a lucky bob. There's so much.

SPEAKER_01

Lucky it's a it's a yeah, common name.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. Like Renee, it's a fish. Um so she said the first year she didn't know that rule, and so she just went up and sat in the teacher's seats and recorded on her phone and got got a stern talking to. But those cameras

Don't record from the front of the room. DON'T.

SPEAKER_00

need to be at the back of the room. Oh, yes, and that's a hard rule for that. That is a hard rule as a EP. EP is a hard rule. There are no cameras at the end of the day. I've seen cameras at other locations in the room, and personally, I don't rate it.

SPEAKER_01

Why are you said that they can't like I'm all for the back view, like all at the back. Is this to protect people's privacy? Is this kind of what it's like? It's also distracting.

SPEAKER_02

Like, especially for kids' groups, yes, it's child privacy. Like you have no right to anybody else's child's face than your own. Yeah. Yeah. Like you can't just be taking videos of random kids. It's weird. Yeah. Um, but it's distracting. If you've got someone standing on the side and you're facing the side and then someone's there with a phone, like it's I know.

SPEAKER_00

And especially when that person's not there for you. That's right. Um it's bad enough when you turn around Louisa's death staring you in the face because you've done something wrong. I think it's just, yeah, it's that like someone else's friend is sitting and you're performing next to her, and you're like, oh my god, like I don't know you from a bar of soap. But I'm now in your videos for now. Now I'm in video, and it's really like throws me off. And I'm like, get that camera to the back of the room.

SPEAKER_01

I'm surprised you don't stop mid-routine. Right.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. It's uh you're vulnerable enough as it is being out there on the floor and possibly being fairly underprepared and then have someone video you.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, well, this was a big one as well, pet peeve. It's like when someone is video in the back, and so many people are, don't stand in front of them. Don't stand in the camera.

SPEAKER_02

Don't stand in front of the camera if they're filming. Look, caveat to that, don't stand in front of the filming if they're on the back wall. Like if you're filming and you're standing, move out of the way.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and don't stand in a in a pathway. Yeah, don't stand in the walkway.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, don't stand in the walkway, people.

SPEAKER_00

No, with a camera, because I am gonna have to walk past you.

SPEAKER_02

That's right. The best spot, if you're in a spot that doesn't have like a wall to stand on, you stand right on the back of the back rows of chairs. Yes. And that person can't, like that person's not moving, they're sitting and watching. Yes. And then people can walk behind you, there's not a problem. Yes. But if you are standing in the middle of a walkway trying to film your child from the back where you can't really see what they're doing anyway, I'm gonna walk in front of your camera and I'm gonna tell you to move.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I just say, Oh, do the dark. Duck down. I do dark, but I'm like, also don't stand in the fucking walkway. Yeah. She'll get you.

SPEAKER_01

She's gonna get you. Okay. So people talking. This is a

Don't talk and laugh during the routine. TEXT.

SPEAKER_01

big one. So one, there's there's two ways to look at this. Is we'll talk about when you're actually a competitor at the back for um later. But in the audience, and you're talking when people are performing.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I have this.

SPEAKER_01

You are louder than you think you are.

SPEAKER_02

You are absolutely louder than you think you are.

SPEAKER_01

And people can hear you. So if you're criticizing, one, no, don't.

SPEAKER_00

Just don't. So the the comment that I loved was the walls have ears. Oh, the walls have ears. They absolutely do. You don't know who's around you, let alone who's in front of you on the performance.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, save it, save it for the group chat.

SPEAKER_00

The group chat, the car ride home. That's when that's awesome. So text messages work real well. Yeah, they do. They do. Like, just text each other. You don't need to even be whispering because whispers don't work either. They don't. Yes. If I'm on the floor and I look up and you're whispering or giggling behind your hand, I'm gonna take that, like I'm insecure.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but you are. You think you are the centre of your own world. You are your own main character, and that's okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and that's that's okay, but you yeah, just and there's about a 10% chance that they are talking about you and I will always lean into that 10% chance, like, oh my god, at Ribbon Comp there were some um people sitting really close to me, and I know they weren't laughing at me, but they were laughing. Yeah, it's off put in. It is absolutely the whole time, like, oh my god, like I know I'm tr I try to be funny, but not right now. When I'm do actually doing fizzy, there's no part of me that wants to be funny. No, that's right.

SPEAKER_01

Actually, that's that's that's something that you should probably start introducing. Don't stand up. Start doing it whilst you're doing it.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I did yell out at the judges last time I was on the floor.

SPEAKER_01

And also don't do that.

SPEAKER_00

It turns out it wasn't good physiodus. I just couldn't keep it in.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so we're not doing that, people. Please don't do that.

SPEAKER_00

Don't talk to the judges.

SPEAKER_01

Now I'm gonna throw it to you guys because we all compete. What are your thoughts on this? Because I'm gonna play devil's advocate, but I want to hear what you guys say first. There was someone who wrote it and said people so a pet peeve is when people hold so much ego they refor refuse to talk to you.

SPEAKER_02

I look it depends if it is actually an ego situation. Yeah, there are a lot of kids and a lot of fully grown adults that need that time to focus properly on what they're doing.

SPEAKER_00

We've got a mate. We've got a mate that's like don't like it's not even um, you know, a stranger. Like I I think that's coming from someone who probably doesn't know that person and they think they're like blanking them. Yes. We've got a mate in our group at fizzy who can't talk to us. Look, I this is why I wanted to throw it out. Actually, we just don't go anywhere near her. Yeah. She's so nervous, and even if you did try and talk to her, she can't respond to you. It's not she's blanking you, she literally can't find the bandwidth to respond.

SPEAKER_02

It's like if someone is not speaking to you specifically, but talking to everybody else, that's an ego thing. That's rude. Like, don't be rude. But like there was a few years back, and I don't know if Louise will be happy with this, but too bad. Um, that like Louise was doing her zone competition, and we know

Some people can't talk before they go out

SPEAKER_02

Louise is the president of EP and she's obviously got lots of jobs, she's doing stuff. People are coming and asking her questions, sure. But people were coming and talking to her about other things that were not related to even the day that they were doing in between her heat and her semi-final. Oh no. And I was like, absolutely not. So the year after I stood on her the whole day, and I would move her away. So no one came to talk to her. Security guy, basically, because I'm terrifying apparently.

SPEAKER_00

I wouldn't mess with you.

SPEAKER_02

No one came and talked to me, even our own club members wouldn't come and talk to us, and like I wasn't trying to do that to our club members, I was stopping the teachers coming to talk to her. Yes. And so I stood, and that was one of the best zone performances she's ever done because she can actually think about herself. Um, and then I had all my club members come up to me a few weeks later, actually, because they didn't know really how to bridge stuff. They're like, You're actually really rude. Like, we just wanted to talk to her. I'm like, do you realise that Louise has been asked about the music for the competition in three weeks? Yeah. That's her comp to share. Like, I don't need her to be spoken to about things that are not about what she's doing. She's about to march out the floor. She's about to march the floor. And one of them, it was literally just as she was about to march out the floor at town hall, someone asking her a music question, like, sort it out, figure it out.

SPEAKER_00

I think the the maximum thing to be spoken about on that day's, how are you feeling, Lou? Yep.

SPEAKER_02

And it wasn't just the ways, I'm gonna preface that because otherwise they'll get mad at me again. There was a heat of um uh ladies at Town Hall, advanced ladies, and it just so happened that they pulled the number out, and there was four or five teachers in that heap. Wow, that's it. And all of them were getting asked questions by other people. I was like, it's not okay for anybody to be asking you questions as a teacher as you're about to compete.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because you're it's your own individual thing. And that's why this this question, this comment, I was like, yeah, I can see it from both sides. Where's it? To your point, if you're talking to everybody else, but you're not gonna talk to that one person, but it's rude. That's yeah, it's that's not in the spirit of fizzy. Yeah, exactly. It's like we're not kind of about that, but conversely, like I chat, we chat all the time, right? But there is, you know, even a point, you know, because Renee and I have been doing it together since we started. There's a point where I'm like, I can't talk to anyone. Like I get so like I have to go in my head now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we kind of go separate ways and start kicking, kicking up the you know, big kicks up the wall and like leaning and stretching, and it starts to go a bit dark dark and quiet.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but it is like I found that really interesting because I was like, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I will say they've gotten a lot better at it at AP now. Yeah, since I did that for that one year, they've been a lot better at like the board now will say Louise is not to be spoken to between blah blah blah because she's going on the phone. And neither are any of the other teachers that are on the board about to go and compete. Do not talk to them, that's their time. Talk to them afterwards.

SPEAKER_01

And and I think as well as like when you see these people that are well known, right? Like we call them fizzy famous people, whatever you want to call them. It's they get in their head as well. 100%, you know, whatever pressure you put in on yourself. I have no idea. You don't know what's going in their head.

SPEAKER_00

There's there's um, you know, there's the fizzy world, and you also don't know what's going on in their fizzy world. Like maybe like not everyone's having their year. I spoke to Montana about this the other day, and she she's you know, adapter M BJP, and um she said we talk about it often that like not everyone is gonna have their year this year. Like they're gonna have an off-year where they're just like things the work's not to their taste, it's not their style, or they're just having a really crap outside life.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, or there's other things like this contrary to opinion, Fuzzy is not actually our entire life.

SPEAKER_00

People are working full time, yeah and like you know, I don't know, getting bullied at work, sick kids, sick parents, yeah. Like there's so much other stuff going on this friendship stuff, like you don't know what anyone is going through. So, yeah, to your point, it's sort of like just give everyone a bit of grace, like and a bit of grace and space. Grace and space. You know what?

SPEAKER_01

And we um when we did the fizzy hacks episode, I'm literally bringing the ear just I also think, just pack some earphones. They don't have to work. Just so when you know people, if someone's got earphones, leave them alone. Leave them alone. Yep. That is like the outward sign of going, Don't touch me. Don't touch me, don't talk to me.

SPEAKER_00

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

Leave me be.

SPEAKER_00

Sign language only if you have to.

SPEAKER_01

I I do like that. I think, yeah, it's it's kind of like let people have their own process. Yeah. And let's just default, let's maybe default to people aren't being snobby.

SPEAKER_02

No, people aren't not talking to you on purpose.

SPEAKER_01

Give them the benefit of the doubt.

SPEAKER_02

But my general experience with fizzy women is that none of them are actively trying to be rude to you.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, yeah. I like to think we're mostly good people and not assholes. Yeah. Okay, um, I had a laugh a few of these, which we've all been these experiences. It's like when the this is just a pet peeve, it's like when the marshland areas or whatever is freezing. So cold. Or dirty. Dirty and cold, and you feel wearing white pants, and you feel like this is my I swear to god, every single Fuzzy Club now I have got that um the blanket.

SPEAKER_02

Blankets, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I think that's one here. We

Marshaling areas are colder than the Artic Circle

SPEAKER_01

usually have one in here. You you have to BYO blanket because it's A, it's so cold, and B, everything's dirty.

SPEAKER_02

Everything's filthy. We haven't got target blankets yet. I think we need them.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, there you go. Yep. Join the crew. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I know it is cold. I swept a little warm-up zone at our ribbon gum. Yeah, you did. Because I was like, I if you're gonna like if you're gonna sit on the floor, I want a clean floor, so I will sweep a nice clean floor. But you can't really do anything about some of those rooms being a few.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it is what it is. Like you had halls and BYO blanket. And it just sucks because we decided that fizzy is gonna be bulk of the competitions is in the middle of winter. Yeah. Why we thought that was a good idea. Yeah, winter leading into spring. Never know. Yeah, I was like, why we thought that? Okay, saving seats.

SPEAKER_00

Oh

Don't put your bag on a seat and then not sit there. DON'T.

SPEAKER_00

this is or change rooms at bloody homebush.

SPEAKER_01

I was speaking to my sister, so my sister's coming to watch us at zone with a crew of people. Why? I was like, why? I have no idea, but anyway, waste your Sunday. I was like, well, make sure you get there early. And she couldn't comprehend it. She's like, why? I said, Because there is no seats. There are no seats. So get there early. Get there early. Save this spot. Yep. And then go for beats. So this is a big thing people are not liking the saving seats if you're not going to use them.

SPEAKER_02

If you're not gonna use them, that's right. We have a general rule at our interclubs that Tugra doesn't sit down. Oh if you're a competitor at Tugra, you don't sit down.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, you're trying to leave the chair?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, leave the chairs for the people that you're bringing to watch or everybody else. That makes sense. Most of our members are helping anyway. Yes. Like the ones that have little kids will put them on their lap. Yeah. The ones that are about nine or older, they're usually running around helping. We give them the raffle tickets around the canteen. That's a good rule. So the general Tugra rule at the Tugra Interclub is that the Tugra competitors don't sit down.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, okay, so you've got to let those seats for everybody else and like let's not have multiple bags spread across multiple seats.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no. If you're out on the floor that day, there there's no there's no reason you should be taking a seat up with a bag. If you're not gonna sit in it, no, it's not gonna sit in a bag.

SPEAKER_02

I've those never sat down at an Inks Club in my life.

SPEAKER_01

I'm never sitting in there. Actually, now I've realised I'm usually standing up the back.

SPEAKER_02

Standing and watching, or running around like an idiot. So I have one, I'll have one chair that has my stuff, Louise's stuff, and like just anything else that I've picked up on the day that I need to like remember. There's one chair, and it's in the back corner where no one wants to sit anywhere, and that's my chair. Yeah. And that's it. And I only ever sit there if I need Louise to fix my hair or if I need something out of the bag, and that's the only thing I can have it for. And it's one chair in the corner. Yeah. And then we have some of even some barrow members, we go up to them go, remember, you are saving seats for the parents that are coming and the grandparents to sit. You are not saving seats for your 15 and 17-year-old daughter, they can stand.

SPEAKER_00

Love it. Put your shit at the back of the room. Yeah. Yeah. And then if you would like to sit down, you can leave your bag.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you don't actually have to put your bags everywhere, you can just put your bum in a chair.

SPEAKER_01

Because you think about it, it then becomes it it feels like it then becomes my children's like bedrooms. That their stuff is just screwing from one end of the hall to the other. Yep. It's just m copious amounts of bags and things. Okay, well, that's a really good one, guys. If you I actually quite like that rule. If you're competing, try not to take up a few.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Just set up a warm-up zone at the back of the room and dump all your bags.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, dump your bags there.

SPEAKER_02

Especially if you're uh one that's not going to be there all day. Like there are a lot of competitors that turn up for their section and they leave. Yeah, then they leave. You don't need a chair.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, you don't need one. Okay, well, there you go. Another little pet peeve, which I've been caught out that many times. I don't know if it can be helped, but it just is what it is. When the coffee van always shuts before the end of the day.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's annoying. Coffee van shuts at two and we heal six. What am I doing? It's like I don't even drink coffee, but I get it.

SPEAKER_01

And you're like, oh. Yeah. That would be nice. Yeah. I'm I'm campaigning that there should be like the coffee van turns into a bar. I love it.

SPEAKER_00

I'm on board. That is epic.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. That's my I should be happy.

SPEAKER_00

I'm picturing a switch and the whole thing just flips over and turns into a bar.

SPEAKER_01

I like it. That's my little side-by-side quest. Imagine we'll be you would be very loved. Oh my god, you would make so much money. I would make a mint.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean, from a volunteer fundraising cob RSA perspective.

SPEAKER_01

I'm charging like airport prices.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You have to really want it. $22. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. I'd say and I'll be like, well, you go find a beer somewhere else then. And then I'd be like, the $22 a month.

SPEAKER_02

That doesn't work for most of our zones because we have our zones in RSLs. Oh, no way. The stage. So it well, the zone, like the place that we've used the most often, although that's getting less and less now, was Blacktown RSL. Oh and so we use that.

SPEAKER_01

Like everywhere, it's either Rudy Hill RSL.

SPEAKER_02

Rudy Hill is lovely, it's just more expensive. I love that you know that. I know everything. Um Blacktown, it's it's only like it's not much cheaper, but it's cheaper. And they're they're usually better at saying yes, you can have from nine till five rather than nine till two where we can't fit anything in. Oh so we we use Blacktown RSL a fair bit. So if you say to them, hey, we're coming. We're coming, they'll they'll make the bar. And there's been a few ladies' teams that have had the bucket of champagne ready for when they're gonna be able to do it. Oh, that is so good.

SPEAKER_01

You can start that.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, let's go to the batto bolo. Can you imagine? I'm not sure the bolo's quite big enough on the floor, but sure, give it a crack.

SPEAKER_01

Come thick and fast after after cold. They'll be like, what's these bad things?

SPEAKER_00

That's so good. And you you can go out and have lunch in the dining room.

SPEAKER_02

That's that's why we like putting our juniors on there. Because you can like have your morning off the shenanigans and have lunch, come back over your own.

SPEAKER_00

And a lot of them have playgrounds too.

SPEAKER_02

So you it is really good. That is epic. We've done a few, yeah, we've done a few at Kingswood High, which is beautiful floor. Absolutely beautiful. Out west.

SPEAKER_01

Everything's out west.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it is. Um it's massive school hall, and it's beautiful, and it it's the same sort of deal. The kids can go run around on the ki on the school oval and there's a lot of space and like it's great, but you don't have that. No, you don't have the facilities. You don't have the facilities like the I mean there's three bathrooms which are always disgusting. And then the closest thing to going like go get something to eat is a five, seven minute drive away.

SPEAKER_00

That's right. So you've got to clean it when you turn up. Um yeah. I I just feel like when you're doing a comp at a school as a club or like as a board, um, you're very much on your own. Yeah, absolutely. If you've forgotten anything, there's just no one there to help you. Yeah. Like, and I reckon um, I mean, this is going down a garden path in. To event organisation, because I work in events many years a m ago. There's usually an A V person at an RSL.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, yeah. There's no school. Your IT support.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you're everything at a SL. That doesn't matter so much for EP because Louise and my dad, my mum and dad uh were sound audio engineers. So Louise brings the sound system.

SPEAKER_01

So Darren overgot this. But still don't ask her anything on the still don't ask her anything on any day that she's gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_00

No, she's not fixing the music to you.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. This last one, because so many people um were talking about it, is getting up and moving. Stop it when people are performing.

SPEAKER_00

Stop it. There was also a comment

Stop moving around in the middle of a heat. Stop It.

SPEAKER_00

about kids dancing in the crowd. Yes. Stop it. That that comes under the movement in the crowd. Yep.

SPEAKER_01

People, so what kind of was coming up is that when people are moving and getting up and walking around and leaving when they're in the actual routine itself, it's extremely often during the heat and things like that. Or talking of moving chairs in in amongst when people are performing. It is a big pet peeve for people. And I I did this myself when we're at Sydney Olympic Park, and that was like when they're all the way down the market. I just like went up the stairs to go and got like the amount of death stairs I didn't know. Yeah, I did it too. But I didn't and I didn't go that's right. And I don't, oh my god, yeah, like they're like, no, no, no, you can't be moving.

SPEAKER_00

If there's music lane, you're not moving.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you're not supposed to be moving. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And I was like, but what if I need to go to the toilet? Doesn't matter. Like, are you fucking busted?

SPEAKER_01

Like, are you five?

SPEAKER_02

Are you five? Wait till the two-minute routine is over. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No, no moving. That was a huge one, people are talking about, especially like I guess when you're a lot closer. I guess it's very different with EP and Aptor and things because you guys are up on a stage and you're calling sleep.

SPEAKER_02

So our kids are still on a floor until State Final. So Zone is on the floor for the kids.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

And even our ladies, like none of our ladies are on a stage except the extended, until Town Hall for them and for State for the kids.

SPEAKER_01

Oh Aptor, I think, are always on stages. They're always on a stage for the floor.

SPEAKER_02

But our kids are still on floors until I thought you must have been on a stage all the time. No, not for the kids. Not for the littles, because half of the five-year-olds cry when they're on the floor a little by stage. Yeah, like a cry. No. So yeah, but I think the difference would be because we're not at places like Kudos where they're miles away. We're like you're sitting on them. You're right on them. And you can't move. I haven't. So we did our championship one year. This is like six years ago, it's a while ago. Um, and I was I was in championship and I was doing this beautiful long line balance. And I like I can balance me never. I loved it. It was the year I could balance, and I got every single one of them. I was so proud of it. I was so proud of them. And so I was in this beautiful long line balance, and then this darling human, she does go to our club, but I won't say her name out loud. She was sitting right there. She was she was sitting right, she'll know about the story. Um she was sitting like right there, and I wasn't looking at her because I was competing, I wasn't focused on her, and I was right at the end of the stretch, and I was taking as much lung as I time as I could with it, and then her foot moved and I fell over. Oh and I she got-was it?

SPEAKER_01

She goes, I got off the floor. I'm gonna blame you. Are you okay?

SPEAKER_02

Like you fell like, yeah, you moved your cow. Don't move. She's like, Oh, I thought I was in your way. I thought like moving it would be better because I thought you'd get distracted, but I'm like, no, I didn't know it was there until you moved it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, don't move. Move. Don't move. Especially like this is gonna be my thing when I fall out of every single balance. This year, I'm gonna move someone moved.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. Yeah, that's 100% what I think. It's less less easy to claim when you're on the stage because you can't see much.

SPEAKER_01

Well, see, that's what I was wondering because when we are at zone, we're really lucky. We face the judges and all of the audience is behind back. So I love that because of my own.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, it is great. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

This is why I've always said that zone freaks me out the least because it can't be like.

SPEAKER_02

That's why I prefer to be on the stage because I can't see anything.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, see, I always thought you'd be able to see it, but I guess because of the light.

SPEAKER_02

You can only really see the first few rows. Um but you can hear them. So even when we're doing our stage performances where you can't really see, you can hear it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so you can see it.

SPEAKER_02

And that's just as uh distracting to most people as actually seeing somebody move. And if you are wearing glasses and you're turning your head and talking to people, I can see you stop it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, okay, so don't.

SPEAKER_02

The light is reflecting off your glasses, I can see your head moving. Take them off or stop moving.

SPEAKER_00

Or text. Just start texting each other. It doesn't cost that much to send a fucking glass. It cost nothing. We're not 25 cent text anymore, guys.

SPEAKER_02

We can just unlimited text. And if you've got a pretty good data plan, you can do it through Messenger. Like it's not that big a deal.

SPEAKER_00

As many as you like. Don't be twisting your head or like pointing or laughing or going to the toilet, sit still, wait for the fucking heat. And if you want to go have a chat, go to the pub. Go to the pub.

SPEAKER_01

Do you know what is actually so funny? After like reading all of these, it's like So pretty much everything that you got told when you were in kindergarten and you first started school, same rules apply.

SPEAKER_00

Same rules apply. It just it just mind-boggling that like at this age peep people still can't do those things. I I get it, I did go to the toilet, like, and I did get in trouble. So that was more just like a hey reminder, you don't you've never done fizzy before. Yeah, that's okay. We don't move.

SPEAKER_01

And there's and no clapping.

SPEAKER_00

That's a big thing. Until the end of until they march off. That's when they go.

SPEAKER_01

So we don't know why.

SPEAKER_00

Someone commented on that and they said, What why can't we clap? And

No clapping until the end

SPEAKER_00

I remember thinking that too. To be fair, to I know she'll be listening. I also thought that I was like, why don't you can't you clap? And my parents ask that all the time. Like people that don't know Fizzy are like, why can't we clap him together? Do you know what I think it is? It would take forever. That's what I mean. I'll say it would take so long.

SPEAKER_01

Because you've only got like 10, 15 seconds, whatever.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, 10 seconds to reset.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it also takes you out, it takes you out of your headspace. Yeah. It does, because like you finish the song, like, all right, that's that one done. I've got to do the next one. What do I need to remember for this one? Which foot do I start on? What am I doing? Where's this too much? And then someone claps, you're like, Yeah, where am I?

SPEAKER_00

Imagine the experience as an audience as well. You'd be clapping every two minutes for one handle. Absolute waste of time. My hands are on fire from clapping all day. There is enough noise in that room. Yeah, we don't need it. Without it, it stimulated. Oh my god. Clap at the end of the dance, and that is it. The fizzy hangover. Do you get a fizzy hangover? Absolutely, the fangover is real.

SPEAKER_01

It's so what do you call it? Fangover.

SPEAKER_00

Fangover. Fangover.

SPEAKER_01

We get so many funny quotes from you when you come in. I love it. Fangover. I love it.

SPEAKER_00

It's so full-on, like you're listening to the same songs all day, even if they're not your songs. You're gonna listen to them probably at least three times.

SPEAKER_02

And anyone that has class on a Monday, by the time you get back on the Sunday, you just want to rip your side.

SPEAKER_00

Oh mate, I I often don't go to class after a comp.

SPEAKER_02

We've done a fair few where we've just gone, we're not gonna do Monday. No, we can't do it. Because we can't do Monday. We can't listen to the song again. I can't do it. Please just come back on Thursday and we'll start again then.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's the lights, it's the sound, it's the stimulating. It's the light. Just talking to other people all day. Oh, if you have a low social battery, I guess. The heightened level of anxiety that's running throughout the whole day. Like I could probably go to fizzy and not compete, and I still would feel a hell of a lot of anxiety all day just being in amongst knowing what the other girls are feeling, being an organizer. Yeah. Like just on them. Um marshalling.

SPEAKER_02

I get exhausted just turning off my resting bitros for the day. Oh, they're so and being smiling, just being not being like not dissociating out of my face for a moment, because I'm always in someone's photo. Always. Yeah. You want to be polite. Yeah. You're also on all the day. A lot of times early on when I was like helping Louise like organise things. They'd welcome, are you okay? I'm like, I'm fine. I'm just I'm trying to get from one side to the other. Like, leave me alone.

SPEAKER_01

I've got a rest in bitch face.

SPEAKER_02

I've got a reaching bitch face, it's just what it happened. I've got stuff to do.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I have a job. Yeah, no. Alright, I'm gonna put you on the spot. Yep. Do you have a potty pick for us? Always. Oh yay! Oh, you're so much better than Renee and I forget at the end of the episode.

SPEAKER_02

Tell us. Um, so I know we all have our own favourite reds that we wear. Um and my my favourite is the Fenty Red, the uncensored Fenty Red. Um we talking about lipstick? Yeah, lipstick. Um sorry, I should have given context.

SPEAKER_00

I love how we all well I thought she's talking about lipstick. I was I thought she was talking about wine. Oh sure. I mean, we have that too. We all have our favourite reds, and I'm like, Monshiraz.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, red lipstick, so we're reds too.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. No, so Fenty Uncensored Red is the is the fizzy red in my opinion. Um and like we wear it, we use it as our team colour, and we have one that we share around. Fenty excuse me. I mean yeah, they're expensive, but it works. Um we went to dinner after after, like, we'd done a whole day competition, it hadn't moved. We went to dinner and we went to like a proper burger joint where the argument could be made that they're too tall and they need to be wider. Um like the oil that comes off, like that's just what you need at the end of the physically. You need something to constantly kill your arteries. Yeah, yeah. And you are sitting there with napkins, wiping your face because they're dressed lipstick all over your face, and it was still on my lips after I cleared it around from the rest of my face.

SPEAKER_01

Where do we get this from?

SPEAKER_02

Fenty is from Sephora or you can buy it online.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, and which what's it called? Which red is it called?

SPEAKER_02

Uncensored. She only has two reds, two reds in the line, and it's very obvious which one we should be using, because one's the hookah red and one's the not hookah red. We are going for hookah red. But she also has the per she also has the perfect pink. Ooh. Because there's some wear ties you can't wear red with. And she has the perfect pink.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, we'll make sure we link this because you're more Do I love pink? It's so funny. Renee, you have now, which maybe I've made you do it, is that this is now your brand. Yeah, I'm the. She can only ever wear pink now.

SPEAKER_00

Should I wear a different colour? I'm like, no, you are pink. In my um yearbook, um, you know, there's a superlative like um, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Sometimes sometimes I feel like you say words on purpose that I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

A superlative is like um.

SPEAKER_01

It's like an extra award, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It's one of those extra awards with like different. It's very high school.

SPEAKER_02

It's very, yeah, you know. Yeah. Mine was You know where they give awards like the perfect couple or the best hair, the best smile.

SPEAKER_00

Those are um most likely to become the first uh well, it was first female prime minister when I graduated, but that's ages ago. What was yours? Pretty in pink.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, same.

SPEAKER_00

It's I've had this thing for a really long time. But I'm actually not that much of like I wouldn't say I'm a like real girly girl. No, you just like the I'm actually sometimes a bit I mean, I drive a Ute and I've got two boys and all I do is yeah, like rock out. Yeah, I love punk music and like but sometimes you can have pink and you like it, but you pull off pink. Oh yeah, it's my colour, that an emerald green. And I'd just like to say the BJP green is not true emerald green. Oh, that's nice. Just leave it there.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, only one version of emerald green.

SPEAKER_01

But yeah, perfect pink as well as the perfect red. We'll make sure we're gonna be able to do it. I'll have to check it out. Well, everyone, enjoy your comp season that's come up fucking fast.

SPEAKER_00

I can't believe we're here already. I know we're here.

SPEAKER_01

I can't believe it either.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna be putting my Christmas tree up when I blink.

SPEAKER_01

Look, you may as well, because you're probably just gonna forget. Yes. I'll be like, oh what? Christmas tomorrow. But yeah, thanks for listening. Everyone, share, like, subscribe, rate. I don't know what else you can do.

SPEAKER_00

Whatever you've got to do.

SPEAKER_01

Whatever you gotta do. Oh, make us look good.

SPEAKER_00

Do all the things.

SPEAKER_01

Thanks all. Say ya.

SPEAKER_00

This episode was recorded on Dark and Jung Country. We pay respect to the traditional owners of the lands that we call home. We honor the Dark and Jung elders, past and present. Always was, always will be, Aboriginal land.

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