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Witchin' and Bitchin'
Witchin’ and Bitchin’ is a cozy, irreverent folk magic podcast where Juan and River dive into nature lore, seasonal wisdom, ancestral traditions, and everyday enchantment. Blending down-to-earth witchcraft with humor, storytelling, and a healthy dose of sass, each episode explores the magic woven through ordinary life — and the moments that make us want to cackle, cast, or complain.
This podcast is created and hosted by Juan of Descendants of the Moon and River DragonStar of Moonlight and StarShadows, two natural witches with over 60 years of combined experience in folklore and magick. Now for the required legal stuff: all information is for "entertainment purposes only."
Episodes
6 episodes
F*ck Off Is a Complete Sentence: Boundaries in Life & Magic
In this unapologetically honest episode of Witchin’ and Bitchin’, Juan and River tackle one of the most essential — and most violated — aspects of modern life and folk magic: boundaries. From people trespassing on private land t...
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2026: The Great Cosmic Reboot (and why your resolutions are biologically rude)
Welcome to 2026—the year the universe decides to hold down the power button and perform a total factory reset. If 2025 felt like a long, weird waiting room, 2026 is the moment the doors fly open and the landscape has completely changed.I...
Wind, Weather, and Witchery
🌬️ Episode 4 — Wind, Weather, and WitcheryIn this sky-soaked episode, Juan and River dive into the magic of the wind, storms, rain, and shifting seasons — the elements that move, shape, and stir the world around us. From ancient s...
Spirit of the Hearth: Kitchen Magic & Ancestors
🔥 Episode 3 — Spirit of the Hearth: Kitchen Magic & AncestorsIn this warm and witchy episode, Juan and River step into the oldest magical space of all: the hearth. From ancestral recipes to protective kitchen spirits, we explo...
Salt: The Witch’s Swiss Army Knife
🌙 Episode 2 — Salt: The Witch’s Swiss Army KnifeIn this delightfully salty episode, Juan and River dive into one of the oldest, most universal tools in the witch’s arsenal: salt. From ancient purification rites to modern kitchen-w...
Besoms beginnings, and the magic of sweeping.
In the very first episode of Witchin’ and Bitchin’, hosts Juan and River dive into the enchanting world of the besom — the witch’s broom — exploring its rich folklore, magical uses, and place in old folk traditions. Together they discuss how br...