Cotton Pickin' Ninny Muggin, Little Spoon/Big Spoon, Sin Caves and Self Rape

Gerk's Smirk, Double Word of the Week, Cuddlist vs. Escort and Happy New Year!

12 Deaths and Counting, Relax & Release, First World Problems and Hijacked Gerk Rant

Special Guest, My Vagina Is A Coal Mine, Thunderdome, and the Pros & Cons of Squirting

If You Can't Laugh You'll Cry, Snail Trails and the Top 8

He Said She Said, Blood Loss, Massage Diddling and Mama's Gonna Have The Dairy Farts

Redonkulous Booty, Fugazy, Parisian Peeing and Gerk's Tips To A Fat Ass

Summer of Death, Gerk the Good Citizen, Shark Week and Very Special Guests

Merkins, Jack Ass Ghost Hunters, End of Days Banquet Buckets and Kindler & Gentler

What Did Gerk Do?, Circle Of Exes, Basements and Backseats, Two Girls One Cup and A Fond Farewell To Family Member X

Bitch Training, Intermittent Fasting, Goonies, Grey Underwear and My Date With Vinnie

If You Build It, You Will Come, Lost In Space and Perry Menopause

Parking Lot Make Outs, Brutal Honesty, Putin's Man Boobs and Victim Statements

Whole New Year, Agitated Elmer Fudd, Tits McGee and Whole30 Sucks

Bereavement Lap Dances, Menopause Brain and the Floral Arena Of My Love Garden

Thirst Trapping, Catfishing and Rub My Dick With Your Butts

Six Degrees of Fat Gerk, Objectum Sexuals, Turkey Bowls and Fiesty As Fuck

We've Been Robbed, Stinky Feet, There's A Mouse In The House and Happy Holidays!!

Yeti Ed Sheeran, Trump Sucks, Dim Sum Wedding, Gifting Etiquette and Dodgers Rule!

Ghosts of Bad Dudes, Sex Feng Shui, Dirty Dirty Red Room and GMO vs. Organic

Diaper Rash Jog Pants, Mommy Needs A Bump, Gator Dude and Reunion Drunks

Bangry, Double Penetration, Foot Friends and Teet Sweet Sucker

Week's Travels, Tinder Poop, Kitty Litter Doo-Doo and Food Play

High Altitude Gerk, Tom Wopat Woes, The Ex Factor and Match.com Part Deux

Macy The Dating Whisperer, Cat Lady Love Coaching, Pooh Bear Jammies, and Farewell Sweet Moe

Dr. Pimple Popper, Pina Colada Song and The Sharty Emergency Kit

Swipe Right Dammit, Keek's Hangry, Dating A Spitter and Oyster Loogies

Burrito Technician, Grub Hub and Constipated From Birth

More Colonics, Gerk's Got Boobs, Mother's Day Killer and Keek's a Dumb Ass

Acupuncture, Etiquette Lessons, Enema Update and Bill O'Reilly Is An Ass

A Man's Right To Know, Vibrator Lawsuit, Pina Cum-lada and A Jar Of Mo

Political Killers, Lady Gaga Party Death and Gerk's Not Nice

Bad Week For Chuck B's, Link Lovers, Hot For Teacher and A Pussy A Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Traffic Ticket Trauma, Healthy Eating, Good Farts and Gerk's Summer Goals

Happy Birthday Gerk!, Toilet Paper Mishaps, Peep Poop and Memoirs of a Middle Aged Student

Puberty, Pegging, Labia Puffing and Parachute Babies

Bad Mammograms, Movie Reviews and Just the Tip

Xmas Light Fiasco, Gerk's Vegas Window, and Keek's A Cheap Bitch

Colonoscopies, Dr. Bow Tie and Ignited Farts

Cubs Win, Halloween Wrap Up, Xmas Gift Exchange and the Return of the Dog Lady

We're Cranky, Baseball Talk, Bat In The Cave and Nobody Listens To Keek

Social Media for Dummies, Debate Talk, Vaginal Advent Calendars and What The Fuck Happened To Baseball?!

Smarties Bonanza, Studio History, Medical Talk, Comfort Food and Gerk Would Be A Hateful Soccer Mom

Keek's Fart Specific, Beef & Stuff, TPing for Vandalism or Fun and Who Needs A Gun When You Have Urine?

One Big Raccoon Eye, Debate Fallout, Porn Workers and Who'd Play Gerk In Her Snickers Commercial?

Mail Wars, Friends With Benefits and I Don't Want To Be Mercy Fucked

Holy Water Rejection, Hoarders, Stuff In Your Pee Hole and Gerk Sounds Like She's In A Tunnel

Keek's A Hypocrite, Surprise Amazon Orders and A Little Cock In The Morning

Welcome Super Fan Rose, So Long Gene Wilder, Movie Theatre Recliners and One Year Anniversary for Ruth

Meet Tiffani, Botox Rant and Pick A Hole Any Hole