Microphone Monkeys
Microphone Monkeys is what happens when three microphones are left unattended and the producers don’t check the enclosure for sarcasm leaks.
Hosted by Randy Oparowski and Tripp Dettmering, this panel podcast proudly embraces the fact that none of the monkeys claim to have all the answers—just strong opinions, questionable metaphors, and a deep distrust of anything that requires a 400-page bill to explain. From libertarian philosophy and free-market capitalism to a classical, Constitution-as-written perspective, the Monkeys swing through current events with the grace of a three-legged primate on espresso.
Expect lively debate, self-inflicted insults, historical references that may or may not impress your high school civics teacher, and a relentless belief that voluntary exchange beats government coercion—delivered with enough humor to keep it from sounding like a think tank PowerPoint.
If you’re looking for polished punditry, look elsewhere. If you enjoy smart, irreverent conversation where even the hosts admit they might be wrong (but not that wrong), welcome to Microphone Monkeys—where free minds, free markets, and mildly unhinged commentary all share the same mic. 🎙️🐒
Microphone Monkeys
Latest Episodes
The Crap Filled Episode (w Mike C of Rebel Rabbit fame)
The Monkeys are flinging the virtual poop from the studio as Randy O takes us down the trail of some feces filled stories! Our special guest Mike C, from Rebel Rabbit does his best to keep us in line!! We have a female athlete winning her...
The Beetle Nut Episode
Randy leads the Monkeys into wild and weird stories like a Cyborg Rescue Roaches, Man Stealing a Fire Truck from his Burning Home, a Man with a Meat Allergy Starts an Ostrich Ranch and Evidence of 25,000 Year Old Libertarians Using Psychedelic'...
Death by Enlarged Penis
Randy shares top topics like... Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure, smart flatulence underware developed, Fertility Doctor caught using his own material, Serial "Butt Sniffer" has been arested... again and guillotine smuggler cau...
Robot Vaccuums Recording Cheating Wives
In this episode Randy O brings up the following topics: Man Gets Jail Time for Using Robot Vacuum to Record Cheating Wife, Virginia Woman Wakes to Find Bat on Her Mouth, Truckload of Squid Spills Into Rhode Island Street in “Squidpoca...
