Monkeys discuss Quadriplegic Murderers, Robots Attacking Elderly Woman and More....

Monkeys discuss Quadriplegic Murderers, Robots Attacking Elderly Woman and More....

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SPEAKER_07 0:00

Here we come, walking down on the street. Got the goal, no taxes to me. Free to speak and free to trade. Market stuff, no need for the microphone monkeys. People say we're around our kids funkies. So we're too busy being free.

SPEAKER_05 0:27

Hey, well the guys, this is Michel Foam Monkeys. I'm here with the uh full baboon barrel, just like last week. We have Wild Will. Is it Halloween noises? We have the Karma Capitalist. Howdy. We have crazy ass Mike from Connecticut from the gun show.

SPEAKER_09 0:52

Good morning, people.

SPEAKER_05 0:54

Wise guy Mike. And we have The Assassin, aka the Ladies' Man, aka Stone Cold Steve Hoffman.

SPEAKER_00 1:02

Hey, hey, with the monkeys.

SPEAKER_05 1:07

So I have 12 stories. I don't know if we can do it in 60 minutes. That's a lot. Not as many political this time. Last week was almost always political, almost totally political. I think we made it through what two stories last week? Yeah, they just dovetailed off of each other. We just ran it last week. Yeah. Wasn't as much comedy as more uh debating. But the first story I have, I spent two hours going through, I have a set of links now of very special news sites I go through to find these fancy stories. So a woman had an unplugged electric toothbrush that exploded and lit her kitchen or uh bathroom on fire.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

No, that's not where I thought she had that toothbrush.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

I thought we were going in a totally different direction here.

SPEAKER_05 2:01

I thought it was gonna be a couple gynecological moment here. Yeah, there's gonna there's gonna be some uh curveballs in this one.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Not even powered up in that blue spontaneous combustion. Combustion.

SPEAKER_04 2:14

What was she doing with that toothbrush? A good thing it didn't explode in her mouth.

SPEAKER_05 2:19

See, this is what should we tell Lindsey Graham to remove his butt plug at night and put it in so he doesn't harm himself?

SPEAKER_04 2:28

We might not want to tell him.

SPEAKER_05 2:30

Okay. Imagine a double dildo would be like worse than a meth lab. If the if an electric uh oh, I don't have the brand. It says just says double A batteries. You have double A batteries? It wasn't even a rechargeable battery. No, the double A's blew up. Yeah, normal double A's. The rechargeable ones are more dangerous. Yeah, the same thing. I wonder if they're from China. They might be from China. Chinese Trump commented on this. What did he say? Will what was Trump on this?

SPEAKER_03 2:59

Yeah, coming from China. China.

SPEAKER_05 3:02

The last time it was John Travolta.

SPEAKER_04 3:05

I don't know what the nothing's nothing's safe anymore. It depends on how much. Even your own toothbrushes are killing you. I know.

SPEAKER_05 3:14

And I mean is this phase one? Well, is this robotics AI related?

SPEAKER_03 3:22

I don't know. My my big question is how how many how many dentists out of ten would have recommended?

SPEAKER_00 3:32

So Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit, and now the next brother's gonna be uh attacked by a combusting toothbrush. A vibrating toothbrush.

SPEAKER_05 3:44

I didn't know that makes sense. I I never heard the Carter rabbit story.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

Oh yeah, he was canoeing. And uh a rabbit attacked him in the water.

SPEAKER_05 3:54

A water rabbit?

SPEAKER_00 3:55

What the something like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:57

Do rabbits swim like beavers or something? What the hell? Jimmy Carter had a couple uh he was on the peanut farm, so I don't know what.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

I swear he must have been on lewds because you know he had he lusted after all these women and uh Jimmy Carter?

SPEAKER_05 4:12

Oh I'm not totally informed.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Everybody thinks he's the best president ever. Jimmy Carter was so good we didn't have to be.

SPEAKER_05 4:21

He's like soft smoke.

SPEAKER_01 4:23

So good for the people.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

He told that story after a couple of Billy Bears.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

Oh, Billy Bear, yeah, his mother. Urinated on uh the wheel of Air Force One or something like that.

SPEAKER_05 4:34

Wait, is this Aussie Osborne or Jimmy Carter?

SPEAKER_04 4:38

Jimmy should have died for on him. At least he was from Georgia.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

That was with the good old days.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

Gas lines are coming back, though.

SPEAKER_05 4:47

Well, that's where the uh community reinvestment act whole thing started with Jimmy Carter. You know what's weird with Jimmy Carter? Well, it's not.

SPEAKER_03 4:56

Yeah, let's let's let's let's let's let's reduce the amount of things we could bring in. He was kind of quirky.

SPEAKER_05 5:03

Yeah. The funny thing about Jimmy Carter, and I think it was Democrats controlling the uh Congress when he was in, I forget. But the flip side of Jimmy Carter, this is weird as hell. This is from LouRockwell.com. Okay. Apparently, airline deregulation started with Jimmy Carter.

SPEAKER_04 5:20

Really?

SPEAKER_05 5:21

Uh he had Paul Volcker raising interest rates under Jimmy Carter. That went really well. Yeah, it went really bad, but it's you know the build-up and Keynesian living hell. Yeah, you know, Keynesian. Murray Rothbard said Keynesianism was dead from the neck up after stagflation started.

SPEAKER_00 5:40

Uh don't forget the Department of Education and the Department of Energy, both under Jimmy Carter.

SPEAKER_05 5:47

Ah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

Great idea.

SPEAKER_05 5:48

So this went really well too. Yeah, I didn't know about the urinating stuff though, or rabbit chases.

SPEAKER_03 5:55

He he had he had family issues. He had the yeah, the whole nine yards.

SPEAKER_05 6:00

Is he the only Southern president of the oh well George Bush?

SPEAKER_04 6:05

Clinton. Clinton. Clinton's oh, Arkansas. Arkansas and Arkansas, they're the same. They're with us.

SPEAKER_05 6:10

They got a lot of water over there in Arkansas. Arkansas sounds like it's a very pretty state.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

It is, it is. It's a great draw-through.

SPEAKER_05 6:17

I like I like going through Arkansas. Tennessee, Arkansas, and maybe Kentucky.

SPEAKER_04 6:24

They seem like Kentucky is really green and really nice. Yeah. I had this like, I don't want to go through Oklahoma again sort of thing. And then I went through Oklahoma again, and I'm like, wow, the migrating birds and the sunsets. I kind of I was like, I like this part of Oklahoma. But there's a real weird, not the good weird thing in Oklahoma. Like the just, is this where the bodies are? Like what? Oh, is this? You know, like, or how did you get here? Like you're in Oklahoma City and they're like, how did you get here? I'm like, why are these horns going off? Is this an air raid thing? It's like, that's for tornadoes, you idiot. Where are you from? I'm like, I just when I hear these, I think air raid. Air raid. Get in the car, run. Is it like when you're gonna smell Californian? We only hear this when there's air raids, lady.

SPEAKER_05 7:17

I'm looking in the sky. Is Oklahoma considered southern? No, maybe it's not. Well, check this out because Texas, West Texas is considered like Western, East Texas is considered kind of southern.

SPEAKER_04 7:32

They just like to call themselves South in Texas. They don't have to be a lot of people. Texas is their own. Yeah, they're their own republic pretty much. Every time when I live there, they they were always telling me this is the South. I'm like, I'm cool with that. I'm cool. How about New Mexico? That is the Southwest. What are you talking about? Okay, that's the Southwest. We're in the South. You got it.

SPEAKER_05 7:54

I will say, Jimmy Carter does. Now I think about it, he does have some creepy vibes about it. I didn't really uh he he gets kind of ignored. He's kind of the soft-spoken one.

SPEAKER_03 8:05

Well, he he's just happy he's not the worst president anymore since Obama stepped in. Right. Oh.

SPEAKER_06 8:10

Oh, there's a whole bunch of things.

SPEAKER_05 8:16

Obama, Biden, Carter. I will say nothing but winners. Every president since like uh Harding and Coolidge have not been great. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, even like Eisenhower was kind of mixed.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:30

I I had a I saw, I think it was Heritage or Cato, had a top presidents list. And uh I personally think Thomas Jefferson is the greatest pre-Civil War, pre-Grover Cleveland president. And the more I look into it, when I did the Hobbes podcast and I went down this multi-month rabbit hole of Jefferson, he kept us out of the Napoleonic Wars. People criticized the embargo, which is bad that he did it. But Adams before him and Madison after him got involved in a bunch of wars. When he did the Barbary Wars, he basically had the naval ships defending boats. He did he tried to gist by New Orleans and ended up doing the Louisiana Purchase because he had to. Yep. And all the these main criticisms of Jefferson were him basically trying to stay out of war. And they treat him like he's the Ken Burns did a whole documentary, seven-part documentary last year. And it was probably 60% about slavery. And he he signed the single most extreme anti-slavery law between the American Revolution and the Civil War. He banned the transatlantic slave trade. And Ken Burns said, Oh, he did it to increase the value of his slaves. And just totally dismissed Jefferson like a nobody.

SPEAKER_03 9:47

Just for the chicks, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:49

Yeah. Jefferson had some interesting views of the chicks. He did have a couple of things in his private life. Not as much as Franklin had.

SPEAKER_06 10:00

Yeah, Franklin's a little more. His wife was a rug muncher. Who, Franklin? Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:09

Oh well.

SPEAKER_04 10:10

Yeah, it's open-minded.

SPEAKER_05 10:11

He he seemed like just a bachelor France prostitute banging uh. We need somebody who goes to France, his wife was a rug muncher.

SPEAKER_04 10:22

The good old days.

SPEAKER_03 10:28

Oh, that would be a good interview.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:30

That's right. You guys can talk about high school. I wasn't like in Monte Gello for those days.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

The good old days.

SPEAKER_06 10:45

The musket.

SPEAKER_05 10:48

So here's an animal story. This is a little transition.

SPEAKER_04 10:51

Great.

SPEAKER_05 10:52

So a engineer trained a goldfish how to drive a car by putting him in a fish tank that sensed what direction he was pointing.

SPEAKER_04 11:08

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 11:08

And the car would move like a remote control. So he was in a wheeled fish tank.

SPEAKER_04 11:14

And he could kind of move himself around in the wheel.

SPEAKER_05 11:17

He started just going all over them around. And he wanted a uh Guinness Book of World Records. Uh how many cars did he hit?

SPEAKER_03 11:25

Probably none. He probably drove better than a lot of women.

SPEAKER_08 11:31

Don't tell my life breaks straight to wounds.

SPEAKER_05 11:34

Has lower insurance rates, you know. Again, I'm not trying to stereotype, but anytime someone cuts me off, I'm sure my insurance rates are in the world.

SPEAKER_04 11:44

Curious though, uh, so what was he tracking? The actual movement of the fist?

SPEAKER_05 11:49

I think it's like that Russian pigeon thing. He might add some sensors. Some necklace around the goldfish.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

These are like outside sensors that could tell what's going on.

SPEAKER_05 11:58

They might be reading his eyes or his eye head position.

SPEAKER_04 12:02

Head position. I'm sure it figured it out and was just kind of navigating. He was? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:07

Can you sit there and imagine this guy? He's hitting his bong and goes, Well, you know who would really be great is if we could get a goldfish to drive a car.

SPEAKER_06 12:15

Well, that's about what it is.

SPEAKER_05 12:17

I'm wondering if it's that or if this is another freaking demo run with this exploding toothbrush thing.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:23

There was a Twilight Zone episode, a very famous one, where these Martians were saving these humans and they took care of them and housed them, and all of a sudden they were locked in a zoo human prison that all the Martians were looking at. So I don't know if this is the like human special Olympics that the robots are gonna put uh in force.

SPEAKER_06 12:42

Are all these stories from the same source? No, this is from like eight different. I was gonna say, oh my god, this person's on crime.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

Every week I find new uh were they driving to a particular destination or was it just uh yeah, were they going to bring all over the place?

SPEAKER_04 13:00

There's no there's no reward behavior stuff here, there's no food oriented with this, it's just freedom to go.

SPEAKER_05 13:08

He had his his sensory awareness of where we were like it was the ocean.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 13:14

But it it was it was like uh that that breaks a lot of the rules.

SPEAKER_06 13:17

So maybe they're planning on putting a car in the ocean. Yeah. They might be chasing the reason why they're using the fish. Maybe sure.

SPEAKER_05 13:26

And you would think goldfish would barely have the brain cells of like a fruit fly. Or a democrat, yeah. Or democrat. But yeah, it basically uh yeah, yeah, a lot of these tie in in a dark way, g given the uh the AI robotics takeover. There's a couple wild robotic robotics once today. But uh the third story, this is almost like a Florida man type of story.

SPEAKER_08 13:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 13:56

A performer pulled a 2,000-pound carriage by his nipple piercings. Wow. And this was another Guinness Book of World Records thing.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

Was he doing thumb push-ups at the time?

SPEAKER_05 14:10

No, no, that was the Fuckers fan guy.

SPEAKER_04 14:15

It might be the same news source push-ups. Were these nipples lubed or I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 14:20

It'd be hard if it was lubed up sliding around with 2,000 pounds. They were all droopy nipples. It looked like an anteater. Like they were just pulling up.

SPEAKER_06 14:30

Look like an old Italian with hair growing out of them. Old Italian wife.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

His nipples are pointing to the floor.

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Views expressed in this program are not see this one.

SPEAKER_04 14:49

I think the goldfish is smarter than this guy.

SPEAKER_05 14:52

He might be, but this guy's also a Guinness world record holder.

SPEAKER_06 14:55

So a winner.

SPEAKER_05 14:57

Great, a big time winner. So this performer is.

SPEAKER_06 15:00

We're setting the standards at the world records.

SPEAKER_05 15:03

Yeah, well, this is why I'm wondering. You know, this is very Myrtle Beach Florida-esque. I don't know if this is even in Myrtle Manor.

SPEAKER_06 15:13

Um it's a Myrtle Manor special.

SPEAKER_05 15:15

Myrtle Manor? This is like they have Mustang Week, Jeep Week, and then they have like Circus Week where they do this in the open part of the Muscle Man competition. I could see them doing this at the convention center.

unknown 15:27

Totally.

SPEAKER_05 15:28

At the Muscle Man Convention.

SPEAKER_04 15:30

Yeah, the Muscle Man Convention. That's the best.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 15:33

You know, Muscle Man Convention, now that you mention it, I was doing a little Uber Eats when I moved here just to do it. And it helped me get to know the area and everything. And this motel or hotel where they were all staying, they all have identical girlfriends. These muscle men. Like I never realized it's a weird, it's a cult. Blonde and plastic. Well, they're all short and extremely petite, like no weight on them whatsoever, and they all look the same, same hairstyles, same makeup, almost the same outfits. Like I was confused. I walked in and those huge guys, like gigantic necks and arms, and these little teensy little They're using them for weightlift training.

SPEAKER_06 16:15

Yeah, well, what kind of Taiwanese uh really odd. Subculture.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

That steroid pharmaceutical company keeps hiring the same type of woman.

SPEAKER_05 16:25

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're just there for uh for promotionals. Yeah. Is this muscle man thing at the convention center where the gun show was? I don't even hear about half the shit.

SPEAKER_04 16:38

Myrtle beach just. I don't remember when the muscle muscle man thing is, but it's quite a scene. I mean, it's a lot of people. I think it just happened.

SPEAKER_06 16:46

You know, a couple weeks ago.

SPEAKER_04 16:49

You should have on that, Randy.

SPEAKER_05 16:51

Yeah, I just think this is part of uh this is getting into Special Olympics territory, but it sounds very very much what the uh sponsors at the Convention Server might want to do. Uh here's one uh this is an Australia story, so Darren. This Australia is off the chain. Okay. We had the thing with the fake AI tourists, they have wild ass poison lizards and snakes, and it's like the Brazilian rainforest. There's there was an airport gift shop that had stuffed animals, and it ended up some of them were live possums, and they couldn't have gone in through any person because they're all X-rayed going in. So these possums came in and snuck in and meshed in with all the like teddy bears. They blend in and they don't get noticed. And then it attacked one of the girls.

SPEAKER_04 17:50

But I think, all right, here's something really bizarre about the possums. Like, we think opossums are these long-tailed, weird faces with a big teeth sort of scenario. Yeah, they are the opossums that look like little changillas. They're super sweet and soft, and you can feed them at night, like you can give them oranges and stuff. And my friend was like, we want you to come out and see our opossum. And I'm like, In Australia. Yeah, in Australia. I'm like, what are you talking about, man? He's like, Oh, you gotta come see it. It's a wonderful, and I looked at it and I'm like, that's a possum? Like, and I had to show them a picture of what we have as a possum with these long teeth and weird and freaky looking at he's like, That's a possum? I'm like, yeah. So their I their possum is totally different than ours. Totally. Night and day, night and day.

SPEAKER_05 18:38

You don't want to grab a toy and it growls at you. No, that's all I'm saying. Australia, this is in the city with the airport. Yeah. This isn't in the outer limits where all these green poison lizards are.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

So Bad Kitty has a bunch of toys to growl at you.

SPEAKER_05 18:53

I don't know. Things she has to store in the yard at night. There's no explosions.

SPEAKER_04 19:00

Bad kitty's an adult store that uh Tripp likes to frequent.

SPEAKER_05 19:06

This is where he gets his props for the VHS.

SPEAKER_04 19:08

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 19:09

I call it research. Yeah, he's doing the field research again.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

His whole research team at the forum here. Been there several times, haven't been able to adopt the cat yet. No.

SPEAKER_05 19:20

He's gonna make sure to take the batteries out. That's right. Could get explosives. Store them in the shed. So here's a the fifth story. It again ties in, Darren, because we're all big on vapes and hemp and weed. We're libertarians and we're for freedom and it's black and white. Freedom parts. Hey man. Here's a problem.

SPEAKER_04 19:43

There's problems?

SPEAKER_05 19:44

In London, squirrels are literally vaping out of disposed vapes and acting erratic because they're not used to having nicotine.

unknown 19:58

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 19:59

They're gonna get addicted to this.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Oh, there's yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:02

They're collectors too. They're hoarders. They're like perpetual hoarders. They're gonna start hoarding these things.

SPEAKER_00 20:07

Where are my nuts? Where are my nuts? Where are my nuts?

SPEAKER_04 20:09

Where's my nicotine?

SPEAKER_00 20:11

Just keep me away from my gummies, that's all. Oh, they could be in real trouble with the gummies.

SPEAKER_05 20:16

Oh my god. This makes total sense. Well, here's the thing, though. Total sense. They were literally puffing on the vape. They weren't just eating the plastic or screwing with it or nibbling on it. They were smoking.

SPEAKER_04 20:30

They're getting their fit.

SPEAKER_05 20:32

These teen girls are like throwing in the streets.

SPEAKER_04 20:34

They're figuring it out. They're figuring it out. Yeah, no, this is this evolution. Punk rock squirrels. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:40

Rodent evolution. This is where I mean by Myrtle Beach. You have to be careful about this stuff because you don't want like raccoons wide awake at 3 p.m. shaking and going up in the trees. They're not used to caffeine and nicotine. They they don't mix with it well.

SPEAKER_03 20:58

We're gonna have to tell Teresa to start monitoring where she leaves her vapor up here.

SPEAKER_06 21:05

We may have a new issue here before I'm breaking at the door to get to it.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

And when you walked by, they said, hey dude, got your nuts.

SPEAKER_05 21:17

Yeah, you don't want ducks like hanging around the parking lot instead of the pond, and now all through Myrtle Beach is turning into Australia. Now we're gonna have squirrel.

SPEAKER_00 21:27

Damn, squirrels eat all my bird seeds, so all I gotta do is put out some vapes out there.

SPEAKER_05 21:32

That'll keep them away.

SPEAKER_06 21:34

If you see stray cats who look like they've been up for three days, I mean I I have to let my neighbor know about that because she always complains the squirrels are climbing up the bird feeder. Squirrels are already spats.

SPEAKER_03 21:46

Well, there's a good way of stopping that. Don't feed the birds.

SPEAKER_00 21:50

Right. That's the only way.

SPEAKER_05 21:51

Yeah. Yeah. Bear traps. That'll solve. Get a bunch of rat Venus fly traps and I don't care. Feed me more.

SPEAKER_03 22:03

Feed me.

SPEAKER_05 22:04

Put a bunch of pecans on the uh on the glue train.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

I was told by an animal expert that I was only beating myself up trying to keep the squirrels out of my bird feeder. Because I think about keeping them out of my bird feeder for maybe 10, 20 minutes a day.

SPEAKER_04 22:18

Why, man?

SPEAKER_00 22:19

Those squirrels are thinking about that bird feeder 24 hours a day. Oh yeah. They're gonna figure out how to get to it.

SPEAKER_04 22:26

I got my bird bowl right next to where my parrot hangs out. And I he likes he he freaks out on the squirrels. So I enjoy it. Like I'm like, oh, they're out there again. Oh, you know, he's like, what the hell are these things?

SPEAKER_05 22:39

He's territorial. Yeah. And those are dirty mammals, those aren't birds. So you're right about the freaking rodents are back. They're not part of his kind. He's not dealing with all them squirrels.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 22:54

So the next story, this is a health medical story.

SPEAKER_03 22:58

Oh, that's right up Hoff's alley, right there.

SPEAKER_05 23:01

Oh yeah. I think it will tie into your field research. So a guy had a vitamin D overdose and went to the hospital and started complaining of unstoppable nausea, dehydration, organ-related complications, diarrhea, and confusion.

SPEAKER_04 23:23

Whoa.

SPEAKER_05 23:24

And they said it was hypervitaminosis D. Whoa. A condition caused by toxic levels of the vitamin. And even 30 days after he stopped taking any vitamin D, he still had all of these symptoms. And uh it ties in the wool because we when his co-stars would get dizzy and confused after shoots, you know. Yeah. It was just a double shoot. It was just uh That's right.

SPEAKER_03 23:51

It has nothing to do with the chemicals we were putting into the drinks.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

I would tell the guy, get a life, get outside. You can get just as much vitamin D from the sun as you can popping those vitamin D pills. Or the daughter. Yeah. Take up a sport.

SPEAKER_05 24:06

Yeah, stop going. Stop going to Will's forum VHS tape studio. Just go out of the sun. Just go to the beach. You need more vitamin D, here's some milk.

SPEAKER_04 24:20

You could overdo anything.

SPEAKER_05 24:22

Well, that was Will's after he did Will in Wisconsin. His stage name was uh Professor Vitamin D. Yeah, that's right. He'll give you the double dose of it. Hep Graham film it.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

Can't spell that ring without D.

SPEAKER_08 24:38

Oh, this is terrible.

SPEAKER_05 24:40

Oh. So seventh story. I have 12. Oh, good. So we're just barely halfway through. Scratching this. It's already a 24 minute. Can't wait. So they just released the top three states where people have alien sightings. And I know this.

SPEAKER_06 25:00

So the number Washington, D.C. Number one. Is that number one? Number one. No, it's Delaware. Delaware? Well, that's that's where Biden's from. That is. Come on, he's an alien.

SPEAKER_04 25:12

And that's where people most people don't even know where Delaware is. How did the aliens come in?

SPEAKER_06 25:16

Delaware is like you you you you shit and then you're through the state.

SPEAKER_05 25:20

Yeah, like what well, maybe that's what why do you think they open all these LLCs in Delaware? They have no income tax. Yeah, I guess I understand that part, but the aliens uh trying to sniff out uh how is how is the Delaware By the way, does Delaware how many people live in Delaware?

SPEAKER_03 25:36

Nine.

SPEAKER_05 25:37

Yeah, like nine or ten. I went through Delaware. They're all related. Yeah, that explains a lot with Joe Bay. Yeah. A lot of these are uh uh intermarriage related.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

Oh, somebody came, another person came in from Scranton.

SPEAKER_05 25:53

You know, well, you know what's funny? Number two. Uh number two is never funny. Number two is never funny. Number three is New York. What about New Hampshire? New Hampshire. I think that was the top seven.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

How is it not New Mexico?

SPEAKER_05 26:10

Well, you know what the lowest one was? What? The voodoo capital of the U.S., Louisiana. Louisiana?

SPEAKER_08 26:15

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:15

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_06 26:16

Yeah, New Mexico. Who did this list?

SPEAKER_04 26:18

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 26:19

You can't have an abduction if that live there. New Mexico.

SPEAKER_04 26:23

You can't have an abduction. Aliens live there. Yeah, that's what it's like. That's right. That's right. This list is bogus. Whoever did this is off their rocker. These are reported. Oh, reported sightings. Somebody doing the statistics wrong, that's who reported it.

SPEAKER_05 26:39

Well, what they found with the stats is the average is one in 1700. So the ranking was based off the number of UFO sightings reported over several decades. Thousands of sightings have been recorded, including recent unusual aerial objects.

SPEAKER_03 26:54

So this is more of a ranking of tattletales.

SPEAKER_05 26:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:57

So there's no Alaska, there's no Nevada, there's no New Mexico. This is not making sense. They're not tattletales there. But we all associate it with aliens. Yeah. I mean, who doesn't?

SPEAKER_05 27:10

Well, and the greatest overall number was New York.

SPEAKER_06 27:13

Which might explain uh Maybe they like they like uh shows. That's why they're showing up there.

SPEAKER_05 27:19

They might. Here's the thing, Michi Okaku, who I I have to mention at least once a pod. Just to just to show that you can pronounce the name. Michi Okaku has multiple examples of radar observation. They're UFOs, they're unidentified, they don't know what they are, they're oval dots or they're circular things or whatever. But there have been a couple that have been independently measured on different instruments during the same incident.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

Well, I have a no I have a theory why New York ranks so high. It's because the people who were abducted were complaining that they didn't get anal probed.

SPEAKER_05 28:03

Makes sense. Yeah. Where's that book? I thought about it. Right back from the yard. I couldn't believe that little gray man just wouldn't even do anything about that. I will say, walking around New York City, I didn't like the pizza. They'll get this steam coming out of the street thing that it just smells like a total sewer for the whole block. So it's already kind of absent.

SPEAKER_06 28:31

There's some people who are out there.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

My ex-wife is probably responsible for half those sightings. Yeah, we actually got married at uh Betty Hill's home in New Hampshire. Betty and Bernie Hill interrupted journey. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:50

Did you really get married at their house?

SPEAKER_00 28:52

Yes, I did. Wow. There'd be people visiting there, and all they talk about is their last sighting. Yeah. And what they look like. They draw pictures of what they look like. It was utterly remarkable.

SPEAKER_05 29:04

That's a great way to put it. It was utterly remarkable. I like the story. I just you have to spice them with a little alien stuff. Uh-huh. But now we're back to robots.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 29:14

So there was a dancing robot that went haywire in a restaurant. A humanoid robot performing in a restaurant began malfunctioning and knocking over objects during a routine demonstration. The robot was initially dancing before it suddenly became erratic and destructive. Three staff members had to physically restrain and remove it from the area. The incident raised concerns about safety and control of autonomous machines.

SPEAKER_06 29:42

So we got a rebel robot.

SPEAKER_04 29:44

Rebel robot. It's like a Britney speaker.

SPEAKER_05 29:46

It just proves the rhythm is gonna get you. The robot proceeded to shave its head and swing swords around.

SPEAKER_06 29:53

Were they playing music when this was happening? I don't know. It might have been a he got groovy with it.

SPEAKER_00 30:01

That's what happens when you teach a robot how to do the wagon wheel.

SPEAKER_05 30:06

Dance machine. Yeah, that's a scary dancing machine.

SPEAKER_00 30:10

Country line dancing can be dangerous.

SPEAKER_05 30:13

Oh, I bet.

SPEAKER_03 30:16

I've told you a thousand times, Hoff, line dancing has nothing to do with cocaine. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

But a lot to do with gummies. A lot to do with toilet seats, according to RFK.

SPEAKER_05 30:33

That that's his main uh uh way of uh ingesting it. Bad Billy Idol story back in the day. Keeping it clean. A story just came out about RFK. This wasn't on the thing about he's he cut off like a raccoon's penis or something. It was one of his family members. It might be.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

Who has time?

SPEAKER_05 30:50

Yeah, it might be, but it was funny. Oh, we've got a raccoon penis for you. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:55

He cut off one of his family members' raccoon's penis.

SPEAKER_05 30:59

Someone in his family said, and I know there's their fighting. And I know they're not on good terms.

SPEAKER_04 31:06

They're not on drugs or good terms.

SPEAKER_05 31:08

They said he like cut it off and like ate it.

SPEAKER_03 31:11

Oh wow. That was on the banks of the Chappaquitic. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:17

Was this in-between therapy sessions or what? I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 31:21

Illuminati ritual. See, I think with if uh, you know, if he's already drinking al urine or he does a little alternative medicine, he takes it to the extreme.

SPEAKER_03 31:34

You know, Cheryl Hines, God lover, she's gotta have a lot of patience. Wow. That's his wife, by the way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:42

I don't follow the royalty thing.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

So if sniffing cocaine off the toilet seats wasn't bad enough. Yeah, we have to do that. Now we gotta go to the peanut uh penis level.

unknown 31:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:54

Give me a break. Jimmy Carter's nuts. Jimmy Carter's nuts. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

It's because of the vaping squirrels.

SPEAKER_05 32:06

Well, if that wasn't scary enough about the restaurant, this last week, in the same part of China, a robot was detained, like arrested, because it attacked an elderly woman. So a humanoid robot had to be detained by police after it was following an elderly woman on a public street. It had been following her for over two blocks, causing an alarm alarm and confusion for the whole area. Yeah. And after uh they detained it, it was actually just a uh remote control operated uh corruption. Oh, so my god, they ended up detaining. So not only do you have the AI robots, now we have these hyper-advanced remote control freaking robots. Did they charge him with uh stalking charges? They charged him with something. They didn't have it in the article. I don't that might go beyond stalking. That might be like a terrorism charge.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

I'm sure he's in some gulag being reprogrammed.

SPEAKER_05 33:12

He's getting the cane right now. Yeah. Bad robot.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

Yeah, take this electric toothbrush.

SPEAKER_06 33:19

Yeah, that'll fix you.

SPEAKER_00 33:21

That's a good robot. Toys R Us. Voyager robot.

SPEAKER_03 33:27

Brought to you by Ben Peter. Toys R Us is getting a little scary. Granny alone.

SPEAKER_05 33:35

What is wrong with people? By the way, this exploding remote thing, that's very Israel pager-like.

SPEAKER_08 33:41

They seem to do things like that.

SPEAKER_05 33:46

Is this tied into the third temple? Yeah. Shmooy, thank you for the pager. This is great. I thought they were getting a free butt plug. They put it in their pocket and that blows their dick off. Uh this is a uh US story. So a quadruple amputee.

SPEAKER_04 34:09

Yeah, I love this one.

SPEAKER_05 34:10

Pro athlete is arrested for murder. A professional cornhole player who's a quadruple amputee was arrested with connection of a fatal shooting using the stubs.

SPEAKER_06 34:26

Quadruple amputee.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

Four of your limbs are amputated. Did he shoot something? It's four nubs. How did he shoot? Yes, with the nubs.

SPEAKER_06 34:35

What is his teeth?

SPEAKER_00 34:36

I thought he was a professional third base.

SPEAKER_09 34:39

Who's coming up with this one?

SPEAKER_04 34:41

No, this is real event. This is the real real event. Sorry, this is a real event. And it's not in Florida, or is it? Um it might be.

SPEAKER_05 34:48

Yeah, I would say it's 50% not in Florida, 50% is 49 to 1.

SPEAKER_04 34:53

Man, he must have been really upset.

SPEAKER_05 34:55

Well, the police the police chased him. He was driving. He was driving one of those Tesla.

SPEAKER_04 35:18

It was another Simpson. I'm all for government deregulation, but come on. This is real anarchy. That's mad max.

SPEAKER_00 35:33

I sent him this one.

SPEAKER_05 35:34

I had to because I checked this out. Whoa. Check this out. He killed someone and had them in his car, then was pulled over. This quadruple amputee driving somehow. Then when the police tried to pull him over, uh he fled. And then in the quadruple amputee driving. Now wait a minute. Who killed the quadruple?

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Got professional player. Got the body into the car. And drove away with it. This and then they fled. They have pictures.

SPEAKER_06 36:10

How did he you said he drove away? This Amazon should pick this up before Netflix does.

SPEAKER_04 36:18

Yeah. Oh, this is uh that's right.

SPEAKER_06 36:21

Amazon's got to pick it up before Netflix. They're gonna have a movie on this guy.

SPEAKER_05 36:25

They have got at least a Netflix.

SPEAKER_06 36:28

Is he married? I wonder what his wife thinks.

SPEAKER_04 36:30

I don't know. I think he's like a 20-year-old. This is probably one of those love affair killings. Oh. Yeah, 48 hours.

SPEAKER_06 36:37

You don't like the amputee. Fuck you, we're shooting you.

SPEAKER_00 36:41

I'm guessing he still had his teeth.

SPEAKER_05 36:44

Uh I guess uh open the car door.

SPEAKER_03 36:50

I'm guessing he doesn't do push-ups with his thumbs.

SPEAKER_05 36:52

Maybe it's nub push-ups. He could get his own award.

SPEAKER_06 36:56

He does it with his dick.

SPEAKER_05 36:57

This is a professional cornhole player. I don't know if it's like Special Olympics or what it is. What is he doing, the cornhole?

SPEAKER_04 37:08

What a life.

SPEAKER_05 37:13

Imagine getting fingered by a nub, like a full forearm. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 37:17

I don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_05 37:19

Do we really have to? It's like do we have to go there? Like a baseball bat going up there. Well, and they finally arrested him. And he looks like Ellen DeGeneres. Like a lesbian. He looks like that Latino.

SPEAKER_06 37:34

Like if GG. He was a she?

SPEAKER_05 37:37

Yeah, I don't know what else was amputated then. Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 37:41

Maybe that's where the confusion started.

SPEAKER_00 37:44

And you thought microphone monkeys could not get any lower.

SPEAKER_04 37:48

Let me guess. He's driving a Subaru.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

A super in a Subaru. This, I mean, that that might have been the craziest one. That I don't know how he's considered.

SPEAKER_04 38:03

Like, like, how's it even possible?

SPEAKER_05 38:05

Ever. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if the show will ever top that one though.

SPEAKER_06 38:09

Is he SpongeBob square pants?

SPEAKER_05 38:12

Yeah, basically he is. Hairstyle and everything and nubs. Imagine having four amputated limbs, your quadruple uh amputee. You kill someone with a gun somehow. You put them in the trunk. Somehow.

SPEAKER_06 38:32

You can drive a man that looks like a starfish.

SPEAKER_05 38:35

Looks like a starfish. Oh. That looks like a freaking pentagram. Again.

SPEAKER_06 38:46

These are not the maybe it was satanic. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 38:52

Does not reflect the feelings of LibertyCrackmedia.com. Wave one over everyone.

SPEAKER_08 39:01

We'll play this book for him.

SPEAKER_05 39:04

You'd kill, put them in the trunk, can drive a car, and then the police pull you over. And then because they want to go in the trunk, you speed off with only four nubs and escape.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

What would really be the wrinkle of this? Is it he killed the double amputee?

SPEAKER_05 39:20

Yeah, who knows? It might have been another cornhole.

SPEAKER_06 39:23

This guy was so bad they had to get ice on him.

unknown 39:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:30

So the other guys weren't funded. I mean, this is the Florida man one. This is the one that goes full circle. I don't I don't know if we'll ever uh that's a one-of-a-kind story.

SPEAKER_00 39:46

You'll never hear the end of this one.

SPEAKER_05 39:48

We'll have to do an update next week on uh if we get mug shots. Yeah, I want to say the mugshots.

SPEAKER_03 39:55

I just want the motivation now.

SPEAKER_06 39:57

I want the story behind it.

SPEAKER_05 40:00

We talk about these Easter religions and motivation. Talk about the will you have to have to have four nubs and kill someone, pulp fiction, trunk them, drive away from the talk about the karma. Oh, the karma's gonna be real bad. This might already have been karma leading. Oh lord. The past life already wasn't good. Whoa.

SPEAKER_07 40:20

You are the world's dumbest son of a bitch!

SPEAKER_05 40:32

But yeah, we're keeping it nice and uh family friendly. Dirty Myrtle style. Yeah. Dirty Myrtle. Down South. Way down south. So does Foghorn Lakehorn have something to say? Did he uh I'll say boy, boy, I pay attention, boy.

SPEAKER_03 40:54

I talk to you all.

SPEAKER_08 40:56

No.

SPEAKER_03 40:57

If you if you if you don't have any legs, you don't have any arms, don't kill people.

SPEAKER_05 41:08

Yeah, we have an inventory gone. That one worked way better than Trump. We need to use that one every episode. China. China. China. So another futurist uh tech story. A mouse brain was revived after cryosleep.

SPEAKER_03 41:29

Oh, I didn't know they could do that to Biden.

SPEAKER_05 41:33

They couldn't revive him, they revived the mouse. So sinus successfully froze and revived mouse brain tissue while preserving key cellular functions using a technique called vitrification that avoids damaging uh brain cells caused by ice crystal formation. And after thawing, the brain cells showed electrical activity associated with learning and memory. And the breakthrough was a potential future application of preserving neurons, axons, and dendrites to preserve brain activity. Yeah, I like it. Is that what I'm doing? Yeah, bisom stock and cryogenic.

SPEAKER_00 42:14

Cryogenic, definitely, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:16

Well, and it's early, but that's I mean, that's Mr. Freeze uh How long though?

SPEAKER_04 42:22

How long was it frozen?

SPEAKER_05 42:24

Oh, like less than an hour. Yeah. But they got it to a certain temperature.

SPEAKER_04 42:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:29

A freezing level temperature of your brain, which you're it would be totally brain dead.

SPEAKER_03 42:32

Right.

SPEAKER_05 42:33

Thought it out to the point where it would have ice crystals.

SPEAKER_03 42:37

There's hope for us wisconsinites.

SPEAKER_05 42:42

I mean, it's it's a fancy sci-fi tech story. This is Michio Kaku territory. Oh, yeah. That's the most kaku story. Very material. That explains. They kakued the brain, though.

SPEAKER_00 42:53

The challenge is thawing out the ice crystals without destroying the cells. And if they've done that now, who's that company? What's the share price of that company?

SPEAKER_05 43:04

Well, and the thing about this is they have sex robots. Come on, Hoffman. What do you think would come first? They just clone our brain and all our genes.

SPEAKER_04 43:14

It's a download sort of cigarette. They can freeze your brain long enough they can do the download into a whole integrated system. Yeah, it's an integrated system sort of thing.

SPEAKER_06 43:23

Oh, like crang. You mean I can have like 10 of me?

SPEAKER_03 43:27

Yeah, I mean we don't need half of you.

SPEAKER_05 43:33

We don't need some wrong direction.

SPEAKER_09 43:36

This world is gone.

SPEAKER_05 43:39

We don't need some mafia-ass activity going on in the booth. That's too many mics. Things can get dangerous at that point. A world of quadriplegic uh mics going out through the that would be the first round.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Have they done a head transplant?

SPEAKER_05 44:02

They have. They've done it. I'm forgetting the exact head transplant. But that is a very good thing.

SPEAKER_04 44:06

Somebody who's head was saw severed from the body had it brought up.

SPEAKER_05 44:11

Attached the spinal nerves to someone.

SPEAKER_04 44:13

No, I think it was their own body that they brought them back. I don't know if they I mean we'd have to look into it. They just screwed it up. But they have it right on. They haven't like taken the brain out and put it in a body, as far as we know.

SPEAKER_03 44:24

Well, I've had a friend who was so stupid that when they did do a brain transplant between he and the monkey, the monkey died.

SPEAKER_05 44:33

The nervous system couldn't handle the dumbness.

SPEAKER_04 44:45

Oh god, he didn't like glasses. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was cool. Hey, that never happened. They were never in Cambodia, remember? Oh, yeah. They didn't cause 10 million people to die and taxed you for the city.

SPEAKER_05 44:56

Which, by the way, I think it was it was to say that was under Carter.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

Yeah, well, he no, I think it was a Nixon thing. He was on TV and they were bombing Cambodia. Oh, I'm thinking of East Tore. He's never been in Cambodia.

SPEAKER_05 45:06

I'm thinking of East Timor.

SPEAKER_04 45:08

But it was for a good cause, wasn't it, nationalist voice?

SPEAKER_00 45:14

Increase the urban population of Cambodia.

SPEAKER_06 45:17

Yeah, it's a great cause. Don't talk about it about the Nixon knights.

SPEAKER_05 45:22

Well, it's like the Korean matter.

SPEAKER_04 45:26

We could only do it again. Just fly in and decapitate a nation and let millions die. That's cool. Hey, can you tax me for it?

SPEAKER_05 45:32

Well, we did it with Venezuela. We regime changed their oil and not their government. And the Hugo Chavez Party still uh controls it.

SPEAKER_04 45:38

I'm sure they're object, kind people.

SPEAKER_05 45:41

Oh, of course. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Would you freeze your brain?

SPEAKER_08 45:45

Give me a hill, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:50

Be a brain ice cube.

SPEAKER_00 45:52

Is that a rhetorical question?

SPEAKER_06 45:55

I think somebody, a lot of people's brains are already frozen. They don't think yeah, it doesn't fall out completely.

SPEAKER_00 46:02

Drink a strawberry slurpee real fast.

SPEAKER_06 46:05

Yeah, there's your brain slurping. That'll answer your question.

SPEAKER_00 46:08

You just wanted to say slurpee.

SPEAKER_03 46:10

Slurpey.

SPEAKER_08 46:11

Brain freeze.

SPEAKER_03 46:14

Again, not cocaine.

SPEAKER_05 46:20

He is the ladies' man in the party analyst. Well, that's it, yeah. Eye candy for the ladies. Oh yeah. Final story.

SPEAKER_04 46:30

Oh, this is the end?

SPEAKER_05 46:32

Yeah, but this is where it ties cyborg level. This isn't just robotics. This is I know I know you have voice.

SPEAKER_03 46:40

Who's who's tinkling?

SPEAKER_05 46:41

He seried that to go silent, but uh. It wasn't listened. See, they're already resisting. They're fighting us now. They're already fucking with us. They're after you.

SPEAKER_00 46:56

His harem is calling. He's getting a cough now. That quadriplegic is calling you.

SPEAKER_04 47:03

Yeah, they're looking for me. I've upset somebody. How do I get back to Oakland? I'm definitely gonna be canceled from the list. They're gonna take me off. I haven't even opened my mouth to them. Already blocked me.

SPEAKER_05 47:22

Oh, there's been a lot of cancellations and blockings on Facebook recently.

SPEAKER_04 47:26

They're just blocking us all out. I can't do that again.

SPEAKER_05 47:30

Check this out. Because this is where it this, because it's hybrid, it's kind of weird. There's a robotic centaur power suit that reach researchers have developed that attaches to humans and adds an extra pair of legs.

SPEAKER_04 47:48

It's like a spider.

SPEAKER_05 47:49

It is like a spider. Oh, or a crab.

SPEAKER_09 47:53

Does it come with an extra dick?

SPEAKER_05 47:56

No. It's not a third. Well, no, Mike's not interested then.

SPEAKER_02 48:03

Waste of resources.

SPEAKER_03 48:06

Waste of resources. He's hummed like a horse already. Forget it.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

Don't give him the extra legs.

SPEAKER_06 48:14

What the three? Well, that that'll that'll uh advance the black man even more in running. From release.

SPEAKER_05 48:21

They use the same bolt. Now they're adding robotics to it. Now Compton's gonna be off the chain.

SPEAKER_03 48:32

The views expressed on the show.

SPEAKER_05 48:36

LibertyCrackmedia.com. Any defamation or any cancelings need to be directed to Randy. That's right. I did wonder with the couple Britney Spears comments. It's like I could get screwed over. I could possibly. I am making these. I didn't mean not for any speech. Yeah. She just sold her catalog. She has money to throw around.

SPEAKER_04 49:00

There's lots of Britney.

SPEAKER_00 49:02

So what's the practical application of a third leg?

SPEAKER_05 49:08

A lot of DVDs on the dark web. A fourth leg?

SPEAKER_00 49:13

I can't think of one.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

Why waste your money? Inquiring Hoff Swampin' Row. You're gonna get the weirdest pictures coming across through Instagram.

SPEAKER_06 49:27

AI's lean, an extra foot upside your head.

SPEAKER_04 49:36

What are they doing in this suit? What's the purpose?

SPEAKER_05 49:39

Well, it's a power centaur suit. Or centaur. Centaur, yeah. Centaur. Is that like an ancient Greek?

SPEAKER_03 49:47

Yeah, remember those pictures of the half horse with the band body moving up? That's a centaur. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:53

Uh what it can do is help you walk, help with balance, help carrying heavy loads. And which you know Will's pretty good at already, but he lets him out on his readjust head. Uh it operates by syncing with the user's natural motion while handling physical strain. And the design represents a hybrid approach, combining human control with robotic assistance carrying weight loads and balancing. And they have it set up where it literally looks like you're that Mortal Kombat Centaur freaking. It looks creepy.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

So it what it does is help you date women on the view. I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_05 50:38

It can't handle too many loads.

SPEAKER_06 50:43

A human with a horse's strength, basically.

SPEAKER_05 50:46

Kind of, yeah. Yeah, because you're just adding, yeah, you can literally use it like a dolly or a trailer.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

Well, hello, dolly.

SPEAKER_06 50:56

Oh, I can retire that old pickup truck now. Just walk around with my centaur suit.

SPEAKER_05 51:03

This is cyborg level. I think you're right. Someone may have called. Ah, now why I gave at Will editing. Yeah, that'll I'm happy. I'm trying to minimize the pregnant pauses and then uh someone's talking through the headphones.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

Darren's watching porn on his phone.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Put it down, Darren. Enough of this monkey business.

SPEAKER_05 51:38

Hearing voices now. Who's your daddy? Why is there some pregnant Latina moaning getting gangbanged? This is weird.

SPEAKER_04 52:02

I hope none of our children listen to this.

SPEAKER_03 52:06

I'm sending your uh daughter a link.

SPEAKER_05 52:08

I wasn't talking about Britney the whole time. Other than the Britney thing. They edited all this, it's all AI. You don't believe anything you're hearing. None of this is real anymore.

SPEAKER_03 52:18

The views expressed in this program.

SPEAKER_05 52:24

Yeah, we we got a little like uh pregnant midget DP gangbang uh quad audio clip. Hey, speak it's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 52:33

Maybe between quadrupole and uh Jeff's bowling scores were really off the charts. He's on a roll.

SPEAKER_05 52:41

Yeah. He uh We gotta get him on the show to talk bowling and oh I I I had talked to him like yesterday or the day before. Yeah, and uh he's uh probably this next week he's jumping off. Okay. Well, I you know if I don't even know if we have that many microphones. Now that I think about it sitting here. We have an extra six one?

SPEAKER_03 53:01

Yeah. And um, you know, the other thing too is that it's real difficult to get him on air because he's so busy polishing his balls.

SPEAKER_05 53:09

Yeah, yeah. Well, it's really yeah. He said at a pro level. That's right. He's definitely hyper pro level with the balls. So there's pinballs, her bowling.

SPEAKER_04 53:20

Many new bowling alleys happening in the North Myrtle area. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

It's gotta be a laundering front. Or something like that.

SPEAKER_06 53:29

Chinese laundering front.

SPEAKER_03 53:30

Yeah, I've seen a lot more on the nose laundering. Well, they say they can't they can't sell hemp to Hoff anymore. They've got to do something with the cash.

SPEAKER_05 53:38

All the cash he's stored with his vampire. We considered uh an episode of Washington.

SPEAKER_00 53:45

Uh quadriplegic porn, but a lot of people didn't think it had a leg to stand on.

SPEAKER_03 53:53

He's been working on that for the last ten minutes, I think. That's why he's the assassin.

SPEAKER_04 53:58

He's the sniper, he waits it right to the bullseye, is it and oh, by the way, I mean we we we we are the mini golf capital of the world, but now I mean bowling, bowling might catch up.

SPEAKER_05 54:11

That's true. Yep. Bowling. Aren't there only like two or three bowling alleys on the Grand Strand?

SPEAKER_04 54:17

Man, I'm telling you, north North Myrtle Beach now I think is gonna have three. Three. Just in the middle of the year. Oh, yeah, that's laundering. Yeah, there's no one's brand new, and I'm like, oh, I scratch my head like, what were you thinking? Because that huge restaurant opened up in the Dead Mall. Yeah, it goes along with the city. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, what's that? He's a famous guy. He's a famous like uh chef guy who's opened up that gigantic facility that's gonna have bowling.

SPEAKER_05 54:43

Yeah. Oh, the guy Ferrari. Guy Ferrari, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:46

That's gonna have bowling in it, and then just down the street, some guys open up a brand new bowling place. Like, I w did you not see what was happening here?

SPEAKER_03 54:53

Yeah, and then they you've got 810 and yeah, 810's right down the street from that.

SPEAKER_04 54:57

Yeah. So we've got three of them.

SPEAKER_05 54:59

You say it's the miniature golf capital. I think it might be the dark money uh capital.

SPEAKER_04 55:05

The U.S. Myrtle. Those are the those are the sugar stuck. Dirty Myrtle.

SPEAKER_00 55:09

Shout out to that money somehow.

SPEAKER_05 55:12

We know all about it. All these Israeli and Indian people who own half a downtown have to wash that money and funnel it somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 55:23

Oh, that's the creepy one thing.

SPEAKER_04 55:25

They have their own city council. I actually think it's nice in Briar Cliff. I like it. Well, it is, it's beautiful. But the Mayheart, I'm not gonna say it, but there's a location there that's I can't.

SPEAKER_05 55:35

Oh, is that where Briarcliff Acres was?

SPEAKER_04 55:37

Yeah, it's right next to it. It's like 450 acres of untouched everything, and they're totally friendly and totally nice. And I'm not gonna give out the name because people will go visit it and wreck it. But you know, there's no high-riders. You can go to the beach and hang out, and it's totally mellow, and it's beautiful. But I've got to be a little bit more. It's a crazy horse.

SPEAKER_02 55:56

I'm sorry, I've just said it.

SPEAKER_06 55:57

Um get the MPT, the muscle one for the name.

SPEAKER_04 56:06

Untouched. Such as Canna, and it's not what you think it is. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:14

That will be ruined next if we keep talking. Well, the state's trying to ban hemp, which they will, and federally it will. And now Atlantic Beach is trying to control all these sexual-oriented businesses. That means we'll have to go study and figure out what's going on.

SPEAKER_03 56:27

What's going on? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:29

The dollhouse, the you know, crazy horse, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_04 56:32

Next to Briar Ceef. Oh, uh, away from Briar Queef. You had a podcast. Away from all the adult facilities. It's a hidden location that you would not know is there.

SPEAKER_05 56:44

That does have a ring to it, Briar Cuif. That is kind of the style of it. It's all like uh you have to have a queef that separates North Myrtle Beach from Myrtle Beach. There's a lesbian energy to Briar Clef.

unknown 57:00

Everyone.

SPEAKER_05 57:00

I have questions about Debadoo. There's some weird money around here. Deba don't. And it's in that scary zone between here and Charleston, where it gets at the like where bodies get back. Yeah, they're the empty zone.

SPEAKER_03 57:16

And it the French, the spelling of it is is French, so people don't have any idea. When you say Debidoo, I've never seen anything. You show them the name, and they're like they're like, oh yeah, Debbie Redu.

SPEAKER_04 57:28

There's a couple of them.

SPEAKER_00 57:30

It stands for Debbie does the South Strand.

SPEAKER_05 57:33

Debbie does the South Strand. Who was involved in the uh construction of it at the beginning? That's an homage.

SPEAKER_04 57:40

There's another real one. They're developing like crazy near it, but the hand community.

SPEAKER_03 57:44

No, see, this is getting weird again. I'm listening off of the prior queen. I didn't say I was involved with the construction, I said the erection.

SPEAKER_04 57:56

There's some strange places.

SPEAKER_05 57:58

Yeah, the hand community.

SPEAKER_04 58:00

The hand community off of nine.

SPEAKER_05 58:01

Yeah, that sounds like a that's a good title for uh cult. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:05

You won't find any quadruplegic killers there, though.

SPEAKER_05 58:08

No, that's the nub community. The hand? The Bill Clinton minded. I don't know what it is. Yeah, the Bill people disappear. There's a kill list, there's dirty money. The Grand Strand. Lovely Grand Strand. Well, we have a two-minute countdown. To this crazy ass, this might be a little wilder than the Kung Fu robot uh Russian spy drone brain chip.

SPEAKER_04 58:37

Vaping uh squirrel.

SPEAKER_05 58:40

Vaping squirrel, quadruplegic murderer slash uh escapee arm robber uh cornhole professional. If we haven't offended you slash race car driver.

SPEAKER_04 58:53

Stay tuned if we haven't offended you. We'll get to you. We'll get to you some point in time. We're gonna get blocked from every list, every group on Facebook, because uh we're offended.

SPEAKER_06 59:01

This guy's got more uh better resume than most people. Dude, quadruple? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:08

He does. That's quite the the fucking he could be a good wrestler. He has a whole rap sheet on that guy. How many felonies is that? It's quite a few there. More than uh he could count on the city. More than the average person follows MMA career, yeah. Yeah, that might have been a few too many cornhole uh what is cornhole? It's you throw the down south. That's a down south thing.

SPEAKER_06 59:33

Come on, throw the bean bad beanball on the board that has all the horses.

SPEAKER_05 59:38

Oh, is that like horseshoes?

SPEAKER_00 59:39

Kind of, because they actually have a professional um cornhole league. I know. I just we just talked about it.

SPEAKER_08 59:44

One of the professionals.

SPEAKER_05 59:51

It might be uh ex-professional. I don't know if they're part of the uh cornole community anymore now.

SPEAKER_03 59:58

But uh community port, of course. You didn't know what cornhole was.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:02

The handy I have no idea. Cornhole, yo. That's all I know. I know Beavis and Budhead, and that's it.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:08

Boiled peanuts with Jimmy?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:10

Ah, that's Georgia. But we're down to the 10-second mark. We will send it to the uh the glorious executive producer.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:20

Well, every Thursday we have a new episode, and if you get uh titillated by this episode, then you can calm yourself down with conversations with the Hoff that also drives that day. More information, more podcasts, entertainment, and this has been another wonderful trade monkey barrel. Take care, everybody.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:45

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