Alligators, Rats and Elephants...Oh my?! This ain't Kansas Anymore Toto...

In this hilarious animal filled episode, there are only 3 monkeys in the barrel.  Which means unmerciful jabs at Dr. Zen and the Hoff.. who where not there to defend themselves!  Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the Ark filled tom-foolery of the Microphone (not microsoft... Tripp, you idiot!) Monkeys!!!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:00

Here we come, walking down the street. Got the goal, no tax system, free to speak, and free to trade. Markets have no need for the microphone monkeys. People say we're at our kids monkeys. So we're too busy being free. Hey!

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Hey guys, welcome to Microphone Monkeys. It's only three people today.

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Three people in the barrel. It's a good front.

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Micro monkeys, that's it.

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Three monk three people in the monkey barrel.

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Jumping on the bed.

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Well, we got Steve choking chickens out in the back.

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Yeah, with the moose. Moose choking chicken.

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I know they've been raided, so who knows what they're doing. Are they kosher? I don't know.

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We're talking about moose, monkeys, and chickens. It's gonna be an animal show.

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It's gonna be the animals edition. So we have VHS star Will. Yay! We have Crazy Mike from Connecticut. The Rockstar as usual. Rockstar's here. Three people only. Our Buddhist friend had to uh deal with business. Steve Hoffman's at the Moose Lodge. Choking chickens. Choking chickens. Choking chickens. And we're down to the skeleton crew. But the first talking about animals. I'm really good at these transitions.

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You can tell I have all the experience on television. He's a professional.

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Speaking of animals, uh there was a story. So you remember Dolly, the sheep that was cloned? Yeah. Apparently. Mike's second date.

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Don't turn off my mic down, are you?

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And on the farm. That's why we moved to South Carolina.

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Down on the farm. South Carolina style. South Carolina.

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This is like Anor Edition. Apparently, so they right after that Dolly sheep cloning thing, they started cloning mice. And apparently in China, of course. Allegedly.

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Isn't there anything that's not done in China?

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China's a big source for these stories. Apparently, they've started to run into an issue of mutational meltdown. Sounds like Congress. They are getting to a point now where they're trying to clone mice dozens of times in a row, just from the original uh mouse.

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Photocopy. Yeah.

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Photocopy. And they did uh 1200 clones of a single mouse, and they're starting to notice they're doing this is like Ninja Turtle style. They're starting to wildly mutate into these like monster mice. Monster mice. Two heads. Yeah, two heads. A tail coming out of their neck.

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A unicorn mouse.

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When do you think uh they'll start just straight out cloning humans? Is that banned here?

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Uh I remember reading about cloning back then with the sheep, and they said back then, that was in early 2000s. We were like 12, 15 years away. We're even beyond that now. So I wouldn't be a bit surprised if that's already.

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You think in the basement of the Pentagon, they're already cloning uh well that and I think that they're I think, especially with AI, and now we get into that too, uh, being able to look at the um DNA strands and all the things and triggers that it has, that they're going to not only clone, but they're also going to take and manipulate DNA. Uh to you know, somebody's gonna go in and I I remember was it a uh Saturday night live skit where the people were going in to get their their their their uh their baby, and you know, would you want them to have a shrimp head or a yeah because you know they're doing gene editing now with babies, they'll take all these sperm and they'll analyze them and pick them out because it started out so innocently, you know, brown hair, straight hair, blue eyes, shrimp head.

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I have a chart at home on DNA um graphics, and I had that for 20 years. I was sent from the Geno Society in California. Well, do you know what's cool?

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Or it might be scary. So I did uh 23andMe and and uh Ancestry DNA. Yeah, and well, if you request it, they'll send you a text file with your raw DNA sequence.

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Wow.

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So if they can take AI, take your raw DNA file, take AI, take all their medical robotics and however they're creating these humans, yeah, and they know what genes control what.

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Where do I line up to clone me? I need I need an army of me, like a thousand.

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Oh, God. And I can overtake the government. All of Grandstrain would be getting the shakedown.

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He can't have ten, ten uh that's why the Hawks didn't show up for this this this one, because he knows that uh there are women out there that are or children out there that are having their DNA looked at and they're gonna see, oh, you got the Hoffman father.

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Why is the Genghis Khan syndrome?

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That's right.

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Tens of thousands of you know he refuses to do 23 and me of the relatives. Well, that's something else that happens. I had a uh like second cousin who contacted me because she was adopted off, uh and it was my dad's family in Manchester, uh and she was trying to pin down who could have been the dad, and I think we basically found out who it was. You know, maybe a time machine from the movie. It was a milkshake mix. Yeah. Well, I mean, if they can do that, yeah, they can already start to do Games. It's like that movie Twins.

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I didn't know.

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The milkshake movie. Is that what the Danny DeVito?

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Danny DeVito and uh Art of the Twins and Negro. You know, it was the shake a rock.

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I kept looking back and forth and trying, God, they looked so much alike. It was just crazy.

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Well, it's wonderful where these mutational meltdowns happen.

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Danny DeVito was the mutation meltdown.

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You are a mistake. You end up with a four-foot-tall version arm. Little T-Rex arm. Well, it's just uh that that's part of our futurist Michio Kaku part of the uh and for those of you who had six minutes and 30 seconds.

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The Kaku reference. You know, I there's somewhere out there that uh somebody has a drinking game with Microsoft monkeys.

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How many times has Microsoft mentioned, which you just did again? Oh my god. Slap it over there.

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I do second time today. Oh my oh Lord, this is terrible. Evidently, evidently.

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There's Microsoft monkeys, Michi Ukaku, and butt plugs. But Lindsay Brunswick butt plug. Exploding butt plug. Darren's not here, so I'm sort of fire. We don't have the San Francisco angle on the that western feel that comes in. The West Coast uh position on that. I what he was gonna have his friend call in, and we were gonna have like a debate. That'll be we'll we'll get angry uh callers. At some point, we'll start getting uh hate mail and then we can have them call in. Oh, yeah. Right. That'll be fun.

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Holy fucking.

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Bring it on, bring it on, baby. This is one of those things. If anyone uses AI to go over all our past podcasts, I am fucked.

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Of course, we can't even get our friends on here because we keep mentioning their names and stuff.

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Did you see it?

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Did you see what holy crap? His junk was hanging out of his bars.

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Yeah. And these LP meetings, yeah. When we go to the bars, we have to talk about junk dragon.

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Yeah.

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Epstein bar. There's just pregnant midgets walking around.

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With the false teeth.

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The meeting.

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It's for the transvestites, go in. Ring the bell.

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Choose your bedroom. Well, talking about, I'm about as good as Steve Hoffman on transition. Talking about uh animals. It's a beautiful day. It's a beautiful day in this South Strand. There are alligators in the New York City sewage system. What else is that? That are 10 feet long. Wow. And they're putting spy drone robot cameras down their sewage pipes, and they're running into all these mutated huge ass alligators. This is literally ninja turn.

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It sounds like drain cleaning going on here.

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Yeah, they eat up all the microbes and rats.

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Yeah, and and eat that, just you know, transport the rats to China. They can have them.

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Uh the thing is a gamble of kung fu rats. How how warm is it in those sewers? Because it gets freezing in New Year's.

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Well, look at the steam that comes out of them sewers when it's cold. Oh yeah. Yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, that's that's alligators with dragon fire coming up. It said uh they were comparing it to I guess there was an ET movie. I guess this is sort of similar to like uh Jurassic Park. What didn't that start with cloning? And then uh T-Rexes were uh popping out.

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How long is it gonna be taxes? Mondami tries to tax these guys.

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I know. Yeah, they can't be doing free labor for the night. No, no, we gotta charge them uh rent down there. Charge them more than those kiosk uh food stand guys, the warm uh warm feeling of collectivism and sewers. Sewer steam coming out through the warmth of collectivism. Like a steam shower. Yeah. Well, and they've been having a huge spike in uh subway crimes lately, too.

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So again, probably the alligators.

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Probably the alligators, yeah. You know, I know when I went to New York last year, the rats are freaking huge.

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Oh, you can put a saddle on them and ride them.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Well, the thing is, those those animals are equivalent, their size is equivalent to their food source. And they have got enough garbage for them to eat.

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Just thinking when they're on strike, the garbage guys, how much great eating they got.

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Oh, yeah.

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They live right on the street. Well, get the hell out of here. This is my food.

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We were walking through Central Park. I saw like three like cat-sized rats just going through the park. Then we went to the American Museum of Natural History, and right when you get out of Central Park onto it, all these rats are running through their like front lawn part where the stairs starts. That's right.

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It's pretty bad when the cat's in the house and he doesn't want to come out when the rat's bigger than the cat, basically.

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That's what I mean.

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Well, they're as you see them running through the park with their ballot in hand. That's their new leader.

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But Donnie's got his own uh his own uh crew there. Yeah, he has his own demo now.

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Yeah, that might have been how they get the six to one ratio, and Larry Sharp was like we're part of the Manami Rat Caucus. Well, going to third transition, smooth transition. In uh and now for something completely different. We had that soundboard going with the Monty Python uh in a New Mexico zoo in Albuquerque. This is just keeping with the animals theme. Uh-huh. They had to delay the opening because they went to check it on the day of opening of the zoo, and uh one of their largest uh Asian elephants escaped.

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And it was out the back door.

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Yeah, and it went to their public highway. Okay, and they had to get multiple animal control units to come in and uh bring it back to the zoo. Someone didn't lock the gate. Yeah, I think it went through the gate.

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Can you imagine how stoned you'd have to be to be that that guard that night? Yeah. Oh man, did you see that DW plus? That was so slow. That was so freaking weird.

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Wait, isn't this a Jurassic Park plot? Didn't they let the T-Rex go? Yeah, wasn't that the main problem? Yeah, all the Velociraptors. See, if you mix cloning sewer alligators and released elephants, yeah.

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And elephants look like big.

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Wasn't there a uh a thought of a study where they were going to clone an elephant with uh mastodon DNA?

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Oh my god. I th I heard something about the mastodon thing. Yeah. Taking the DNA from the boat. Talking about having a trumpet.

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Yeah.

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Wouldn't that be a scary freaking thing? I know. Well, you know that guy who got shut down here in Socasty, who was on Tiger King. What was his name? Steve Hoffman. Steve Hoffman. His illegal animal. I know they saw him somewhere. That's where we get that cruise money. He has the whole animal on. My dad used to be a truck driver, and they came in. Uh they he he worked for a cement company, yeah, and they brought something in for his like a cage for one of their bears or something.

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Yeah.

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And he had just crumpled up this metal cage like it was a piece of paper. Yeah. And they had him in this other, like a wooden structure. And they were going, my dad was saying they just don't know they can get out. Well, I this is right on Walkham.

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Yeah. We need a welder. I wish Graham was here because he he and his dad had a um animal apprentice program that they were doing is a pilot program with Doc Antle. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Myrtle Bee Safari.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. And and um that's where it was.

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It was in the Myrtle Beast Safari. Yeah.

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Myrtle yeah, Doc Andle's outfit. And um, yeah, and they've got stories. They've got stories.

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Well, when I got animals for getting loose over there, oh all sorts of stuff. I mean well, he was doing training like Ace Ventura animals were trained there at Myrtle Beast Safari and stuff.

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Oh, yeah. I mean, they've they've got a liger over there.

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Yeah, lion, tiger, hybrid.

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Hybrid. Yeah. A liger.

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Yeah, that's crazy. Well, and they always used to see when I uh I went over the swing bridge to go to middle school, and on the school bus, you'd see a freaking elephant walking down the freaking water.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Yeah. It's like what the and then uh there's a like a dog and a monkey that are best friends and stuff. Oh, yeah.

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So that might explain the two uh vultures I see walking down the pathway in Carolina Forest. Yeah, that's why we see these owls and vultures everywhere.

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Yeah, that's that's the Republican Party uh people, caucus people that are there. Oh no, real vultures. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:13

That's the most fun. That Myrtle Beach Safari is the most Myrtle Beach thing of Myrtle Beach. Oh, yeah. Is he is he in jail right now? Wasn't he like illegally arrested? Or he was arrested for illegally moving animals across state lines. Like tigers, you're talking about been uh Doc Animal Meat? Yeah, he like bought animals.

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Something, yeah, something, something uh he shows up in the J.

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Rubin mugshots periodically for various things. Still wanted charges, federal animal.

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I mean, yeah.

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Allegedly.

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Yeah. Allegedly.

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Well, yeah, I just thought that was uh that was an interesting side note on Myrtle Beat Safari.

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Yeah.

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Well, we we partake in these uh Jurassic Park.

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What about safari's? You and I have not done our safari yet here locally. Oh, the bar safari? Uh the the the bar and the uh yeah, the the dance the dance hall.

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Say what the yeah the FG Moose loves for the dance hall. Darren got we did that twice, and I think Darren got uh wiped out.

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Scared off, yeah.

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Yeah, and then he had to do with private business again, one of those adult dance halls. Yeah, oh we have uh private dance. Now, this is a non-animal story, but this is interesting how this ties in with Futurist Tech and uh Michio Cacao, and probably minority report style uh issue. So in Tennessee, where you are very familiar with, uh a grandmother was wrongfully jailed for almost six months because AI-powered facial recognition software uh identified her in a bank fraud investigation. Oh, I reckon about that.

SPEAKER_03 18:08

No, it was out of state. It's not like Montana, Wyoming or Montana. North Dakota. North Dakota. North Dakota. I know it's somewhere up there in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. Who's robbing a bank in the middle of nowhere?

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She's never been to the state.

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She's just been in Tennessee.

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What crack investigators, too? You know?

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What kind of FBI? But see, that's I mean, everything is relied on AI. The the cops are so lazy. Yeah, what the hell? I don't need to do this job. Give it to the robot.

SPEAKER_04 18:36

Her chin bones look close enough.

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Look at them.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

Well, yeah. I guess she's supposed to have two eyes, but uh, you only have one close enough.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

We gotta pin the donkey on somebody, so there it is. So they went to Tennessee and arrested her. And it was yeah, but she no, she was held in Tennessee for the majority of the time before they even deported her.

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Yeah.

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And the lawyer was like, why what's the holdup here? Let's get this going. Because as soon as I get her over there, then we can clear it up. Yeah. But most of her time was in Tennessee jail.

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Yeah, and as soon as she got to South Dakota or North Dakota, they were like, Who the hell is this?

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You don't match the description. Well, and it was kicked that robot. It's Fargo, North Dakota. Oh, yeah. So if the Hoff would have been here.

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There you go. Yeah.

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Part of the Minnesota is Minnesota touching Wisconsin? Frank Zappa.

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Yeah, touch Wisconsin's on its east, Dakota's are on its west.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

Oh, okay. Part of the Frank Zappa crew. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, I I went to Grand Forks, which is right on the border between Minnesota and uh and uh uh North Dakota. Yeah, and I went there for uh if you're gonna believe it, spring break.

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But it was the uh it was the frozen version, yeah.

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It was uh it was a hockey NCAA hockey uh playoff. Yeah. And uh of course my badgers took it, so yeah, yeah.

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But um well, North Dakota has like 300 people live there.

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And of course we had to import our own beer and everything else. Gotta have ice, the whole thing.

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I think North or South Dakota is one of the least regulated states in the U.S.

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South, yeah.

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South Dakota. If you want to move there, yeah, yeah.

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It's a little bit some of the people though are kind of anal retentive, though.

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Oh, and the the Dakotas?

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In both Dakotas, yeah. They're kind of you know these are the people.

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The neighbors are ten miles apart from each other.

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Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

Yeah, you do too much of this. Yeah, dollies out of the mine guard in the barn.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

I mean, it was just they they I I remember uh the fraternity um part of the podcast of fraternity, and I stayed at the the house that was up there. And um they needed somebody to defend somebody in a in a house hearing, and it had to do with uh weed. And I was like, oh shit, you know, UW, we have it decriminalized there. And now all of a sudden they're talking about a guy that allegedly, you know, had weed and they want to kick him out. And I was like, that's ridiculous. And um, especially if you said, well, even if he did, he wouldn't be doing it anymore. There's you know, you don't have to kick somebody out for this. This is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 21:35

Wait, what were they kicking them out of?

SPEAKER_01 21:37

Just the college for the idea of no, just kicking them out of the fraternity for the and and I was like, this is ridiculous. You can't do that. That's fraternity. No, well, no, I was like, you know, compared to what we're doing in our fraternity, I was like, huh. Ours was animal house on steroids. But uh, but yeah, it but then they had. These things where these guys were dating their girlfriends that were like 16 years old, and I'm like, What the hell? Oh, yeah, but weed there it's but weed before beginnings. But we're real Christian up here. I'm like, Oh yeah, I can get it. Yeah.

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Marry your 13-year-old cousins. Cousins, yeah. I was gonna like butt weeds to go a little too far.

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Yeah.

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But that's what's crazy about this state is they'll we have just total alcohol and they're going after Kratom, going after HAP. It won't allow weed in any way, it won't allow anything.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

Well, when when when didn't they um I know our alcohol is kind of outlawed here in South Carolina? Well, when when back in the day back in 20 years, when my parents moved down here, 25 years ago.

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It was Sundays you couldn't buy it and it and it's always in and this is the thing, it wasn't a state thing, it was county by county. So you could Ory County would have some some set of rules, and then Georgetown County would have a totally different set of rules.

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Somebody was telling me in Ori County, you can when you went to the bar, you can only get like the shop. The mini bottles.

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Yeah.

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They didn't have regular bottles. Yeah, that's the same.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

Oh, well, they used to ban tattooing too in Ori County.

SPEAKER_01 23:15

Yeah. I mean, it's it's it's uh crazy. I mean, and and again, this goes back to the old, what I say, Dixiecrat uh plantation style control of the community. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:29

Well, Babylon just moved in.

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Freaking carpet bagger. Can you imagine? You know, all the uh what what is that called? Jennifer was talking about the other day, the the cameras they're putting up that they're all in her bedroom? Yeah, I don't think it was the only finished terror. Uh like the cities and states are putting up all this uh on the wrong star or something.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

Yeah, I yeah, uh I yeah, I I I I it it's running out of my brain right now, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:05

Can you imagine you think statistically faces are different, but you're gonna end up with someone in Tennessee who looks like someone in North Dakota.

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Well, look at me. I look like Uncle Fester. I mean, I I I look like 90% of the bald white dudes that are out in the country. You rang. I know.

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Bald with a goatee doing the stone cold. Yeah, that's right. You are. Yeah. Oh, I wonder what a foghorn leghorn thinks about all this.

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I'll say, boy, boy. I'll say, no, nobody here. Nobody here has got that kind of control. That no sense. You're being ridiculous. You've been ridiculous, I tell you.

SPEAKER_04 24:48

We're working on the impressions, people. We're getting a little stuff.

SPEAKER_01 24:54

You know, it does. This is that doing voices and stuff was like 90% of my gig when I was in college. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:01

People are like, you are like Mrs. Doubtfire.

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Yeah.

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Minus the dress.

SPEAKER_04 25:08

No, no, no, not minus the dress. Come on. Come on. Call them at the LV meeting. I'm gonna say something different with the sausage party. Once business meetings closed, it's Ms. Delfire time. That's right. Can you imagine Steve Hoffman coming in with a wig?

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I can't imagine him not coming in with his toupee.

SPEAKER_03 25:39

He's got one of those hats, you know, like the Trump hats with the wig. Oh yeah, he's got one of those. You know what I'm gonna talk about.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

A little too much meat down here. He wanted his carpet to match the drapes.

SPEAKER_04 25:58

Yeah, Miss Hoffman looks a little different than I thought.

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See, he is never gonna miss another episode because of this. He's no longer.

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This is what you this is your descent. You're not painting here.

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How dare you, Steve?

SPEAKER_01 26:20

Now we gotta turn our turrets on to Darren. You will be punished.

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This next story, to tying into the Steve Hoffman transition. This next story, this is funny.

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It's a beautiful day.

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It's a beautiful day. A woman had migrant workers replace her roof. And then right when they were almost done, she called ice on them. But that's a good that's a way of not paying your bill.

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That is freaking genius. That is genius. Super screwed up.

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How the fuck?

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That's a free roof job.

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So in Maryland, she uh she had these migrant workers. I forget how much time they spent, but it was like a dozen Hispanic uh workers uh basically replace her whole roof.

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Yeah.

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And right when they were about a day out, she contacted ICE to come to her property to uh to basically interrogate them and basically arrest them. Uh and she denied that she called them, but I guess it was verified she was the one.

SPEAKER_03 27:46

Yeah, obviously. And she didn't want to pay the bill. That's all it comes down to.

SPEAKER_04 27:53

A neighbor uh filmed the whole thing. This was in Cambridge, Maryland, and all the federal agents were seen waiting on the lawn, waiting for the migrant workers to show up for their final table.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

That's gonna be a Saturday night live scale. Oh my god. I can see that. I I remember, I remember back in the day when I was working on the job sites, I told one of my guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna do a uh a joke on these guys. I came in with a fake badge and I said, immigration! All of a sudden, they ran like roaches. I took hell from the general contractor. You ran all the workers.

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Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 28:51

Anyone in King. Maybe Trump got the idea from me when he heard the story.

SPEAKER_01 28:57

So so your mom had to get a roof, huh?

SPEAKER_04 29:02

If she would have just did that, then they wouldn't have got in trouble. But apparently they were all Guatemalan workers, and ICE arrested all of them. Did they get paid first?

SPEAKER_03 29:17

Yeah, one-way ticket on the country.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

She owed something like $15,000. And uh the plot twist is in Maryland because it's a lefty state, they actually have statutes that make it illegal to exploit workers. Because she called federal agents in iron.

SPEAKER_03 29:39

Did they arrest the owner of the company? Iron illegals.

SPEAKER_04 29:44

All it said was all the workers that were on site. They basically showed up with the ice agents on the lawn and they just arrested all of them. Yeah, all in one swoop. Get the net out. Like fishing. Last sell them if they run. Uh so apparently now she's in trouble.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

Well, I okay. This is this is the thing. I i in in the red state that wouldn't happen. Because we we we're we just are so happy when we can get somebody to work. Yeah. In a blue state, they they don't get it. You don't you don't sit there and say, oh, protect all the you know the gang members and the rapists and things like that. Oh, you're working?

SPEAKER_02 30:25

Let's arrest them. I get I saw that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

What the hell are you doing? You're not collecting, or just oh, this is terrible.

SPEAKER_04 30:32

That is a dirty move. You have it. Roofing is not fun work. Oh, I know. That's one of the worst jobs to have. She owes him over $10,000 and then just got him rounded up. Oh, yeah, that that might be one of the funnier ones. The final one on Christy Gnome is probably might might beat it, but there's one more before that. Uh, apparently, again, China. It always goes back to China with China. China. A Chinese film studio sparked controversy by introducing all AI actors that are gonna star in uh uh they have a film production company that you hung media. Well hung. You hung is this part of uh what was it? What didn't you have an Asian co-star? Uh Jackie Chan? Jackie Chan, yeah. I don't know who Jackie Chan's well hung.

SPEAKER_03 31:34

That's right. That's why they ran him out of the country because he was banging all the girls over there, and the husbands didn't like that. They probably needed informations around.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

They probably needed white actors. They figured they all looked the same anyway, so they just AI them into the film.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Throw a chip in them and let them learn uh Chinese. They'll do. Yeah, they'll be fine.

SPEAKER_04 31:56

Well, and apparently they created social media accounts for each fake AI actor.

SPEAKER_06 32:00

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 32:01

And their whole production company is going to make films solely based off of AI production.

SPEAKER_01 32:09

They're going to find out that that's all Liberty Crack Media is. There is no Randy Oak.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

The song's fake, the podcasters are fake. This is all just Will in his bedroom.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Everything is, yeah. That's where all the creation happens.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

It's the least controversial thing. It says reinvented the uh dark web. That's right.

SPEAKER_03 32:38

Amongst other things. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:41

Well, final story, and this is a political story.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 32:44

So Christy Gnome. What was she part of Homeland Security or sale? Yeah. And she is she the one who was shot her dog? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So super fundamentalist Christian who has never done anything wrong except she like puts her animals down in the backyard and uh no alligators. Whatever she's alright. No alligators yet. And shoot something. Apparently, her husband is living a little bit of a double life. Must be a libertarian. He must be, yeah. He's supposed to have some uh kind of Buffalo Bill type things. So uh it was reported over the last couple days, they were first salacious allegations that her husband, Brian, was living a double life as a cross dresser, filming. I guess that one. Was that I say I guess that one? Yeah. Never even heard the story. Oh wow, yeah, no, he there's pictures of him with these huge uh put-on titties. Oh, really? He's taking pictures of himself. Well, there's the real missed outfire. That's the literal missed out fire. Yeah. Uh so uh Christy Gnome put out a statement saying that she is devastated. Her family was blindsided by this, and they asked for privacy and prayers at this time.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:04

Uh Brian Gnome chatted up a woman from bimbofication fetish site, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a Barbie doll-like appearance. And there were hundreds of messages that he sent multiple women enthusiastically praising his own heavily augmented appearance and uh uh proclaimed he coveted huge, huge, ridiculous boobs in the comments. So I don't think they got he wasn't tucking stuff back like Buffalo Bill, but he had the fake titties and the full Delphire uh element there. Is this a fundamentalist Christian thing? Like you mentioned the North Dakota and the weed, but they're not gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

I think they're I think it's uh it it goes with all types of repression. Well, where's she? If you are repressed in some way, you're gonna lash at it.

SPEAKER_03 34:59

Where's she originally from? Isn't she from up or that area? Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, but you know, it was uh When nobody's watching, this is what happened. This is you get the cologne sheep, you get city my friend Kathy. You know.

SPEAKER_01 35:15

My friend uh Kat and I were talking last night. She she brought up this Christy Gnome thing, and she said, you know, I had always and she did. She used to bring up how much she couldn't stand that uh Christy Gnome would be so unprofessional in her appearance and uh would overdo it and stuff. She goes, I kind of feel bad now because she said It was her husband.

SPEAKER_00 35:35

It was her husband.

SPEAKER_01 35:37

But she she said, I I feel bad because she was overcompensating.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

Oh, yeah, well, there it is.

SPEAKER_01 35:42

Yeah, and that's I was just like, you know what? Uh everybody's gotta give grace to everybody else because you never know what's going on behind closed doors.

SPEAKER_03 35:51

You gotta understand the husband is competition now.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

All that's looking better. I if you saw pictures of him, he's no competition. Yeah, I just the pictures on that. It was just like, holy crap, he's not even trying.

SPEAKER_04 36:04

This is crap, man. He all of these pictures are online that he was posting.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

And it's goofy. I mean, it's not, it's not there's nothing attractive about it. There's not, I mean, I the guy is delusional. I mean, he needs help.

SPEAKER_04 36:18

Or he's married, though. Well, yeah, but remember Sarah Palin? There was all that like Jerry Springer family drama in the background and out in Alaska. It seems like when you're alone, everyone's 10 miles away from each other, you're out in the bar things happened.

SPEAKER_01 36:33

Hey, that's how I was raised. Now you know.

SPEAKER_00 36:38

Pull up the shade. We want to show somebody something.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

I graduated from the same high school my parents did. So yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 36:46

Yeah, get get in the backyard barn.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

Couldn't couldn't date in high school because all the good-looking girls were my cousins.

SPEAKER_04 36:55

Well, that does seem like a repression thing, like the Catholic Church. Oh, yeah. Anytime it's uh That's all my issues are from repression.

SPEAKER_03 37:02

You all the dark jazz story. What's that? Was it Catholic or just being?

SPEAKER_01 37:07

No, no, I'm Lutheran, so that's even worse.

SPEAKER_03 37:11

Well, that's the fake Catholics. Fake Catholics. They're the anti-Catholics.

SPEAKER_04 37:17

But uh oh Yeah, I just thought that was uh apparently he traded selfies with one woman, he pledged to worship like a goddess, telling her, You turn me into a girl before asking if he should put on leggings.

SPEAKER_03 37:30

So what would so my understanding is he's sending pictures of himself to these girls. Is it are they having like a competition? Who's got bigger tits?

SPEAKER_04 37:41

I think this is some degenerate. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 37:44

Or was he looking at a dick up?

SPEAKER_01 37:48

It makes as much sense as the furries, you know. Or maybe this is in the same orbit as well.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

We don't know if Christy Gnome was strapping it on for him. He might have been. She might be furry. And that's kind of behind the scenes. We haven't gotten a big thing. Who do you think killed the dog? No, they killed the dog because the dog was a witness.

SPEAKER_02 38:09

I had to put him down.

SPEAKER_04 38:11

Put him down before he says something. Well, you know how he got caught. So uh one of the models uh dialed his phone number and it went to a voicemail saying, Gnome insurance, leave a message. And when she googled gnome insurance, she found a picture of Brian and his DHS secretary wife, according to the Daily Mail.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

Maybe it was selling insurance to these girls with the rubber boobs. It might have been.

SPEAKER_01 38:37

Well, that was it. Yeah, it sounds to me like it's a business proposition. Yeah, I just uh one way or another. Yeah, this was the L.

SPEAKER_04 38:44

We don't know which way. In the Republican Party, this is a little uh out of bounds. When Christy Noam confronted him, he reportedly told her he didn't care. And the national security experts surmised that the husband's alleged proclivities could have left the former DHS secretary vulnerable to blackmail.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 39:08

Which definitely did. Would have it was a risk.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

Yeah, I think it's beyond blackmail. She shoots the dog, the husband's uh dressing, cross dressing. She can't hold a job with Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:22

There's some this this went in Palin direction. This was a uh Palin spiral. What was the deal with didn't she get Palin got divorced from her husband? Oh no, she didn't.

SPEAKER_01 39:33

No, no, they're very happily married. No, the whole thing was that her her daughter was uh pregnant early.

SPEAKER_04 39:39

Weren't all of her daughters teen pregnancies?

SPEAKER_03 39:42

I don't think one. Just one.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

Just the one, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:45

But she was the one with the gun out in the Alaska there.

SPEAKER_01 39:49

Then also they've got the uh grandchild that's uh a um I wish he wishes he was. No, he's got uh uh some sort of genetic uh problem or something like that. So uh it's called being a palin. I'll tell you what, I I like I like Sarah Palin. I like her husband a lot.

SPEAKER_04 40:12

What's his name? Uh Todd or something.

SPEAKER_01 40:14

Todd, yeah. And he is a real decent guy, soft spoken, doesn't you know?

SPEAKER_03 40:19

She's a loud mouth and he's quiet.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

Well, wasn't wasn't there some falling out where they almost broke off? There was some because there was a what is even one of them on like Dr. Phil at some point?

SPEAKER_01 40:33

Again, I think that it's all with her her daughter and her the yeah, because the daughter, the the it was the uh the the baby mama that was the real problem with that whole thing. He was the drama, he was trying to stir up trouble, and um it was trying to diss on the family and obviously then take the baby's mama mantle her on the on the wall.

SPEAKER_04 40:59

When you get Alaska has to be the only state that's more desolate than any of the Dakotas or anything else.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

Oh, the worst state out of all the desolated states is the uh Delaware.

SPEAKER_04 41:10

Delaware. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:13

That's terrible.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

Yeah, I drove through Delaware going up to New York, and it does seem kind of dreary. It's like you blink an eye and you're in it and you're out. Yeah. Well, and you mentioned Montana. The whole east part of Montana is flat, and that's where you get all the weird stuff. And all the things. Yeah, all the weirdos.

SPEAKER_01 41:30

I mean, just any person I have.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

Isn't that where all the militias are at? Supposedly militias stuff, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:37

But any any person that is born and raised in Delaware, I have always found that they've had some sort of weird issue with the hair on their legs. Uh something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:50

I mean isn't Biden found Delaware? That's no Scranton. Oh, Pennsylvania.

SPEAKER_01 41:55

Pennsylvania. They they moved. Moved to Delaware. So yeah, so both uh Delaware and Pennsylvania are trying to deny his residency.

SPEAKER_04 42:04

Yeah. Um, they're not a lot of less than the country in the world. We need a court order to claim this village.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

That's right. Um uh the uh something else that was I thought was kind of funny. I saw uh they were trying to roll out the idea about uh the Trump um presidential library being a tower.

SPEAKER_04 42:26

Oh, the tower of Babel.

SPEAKER_03 42:28

They're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01 42:28

Well, they were they were they were uh running it up and comparing it to the you know, it would be completely funded freely and wouldn't have to have funding. You just make Trump Tower the Trump library. Well, they they comparing it to the obomination uh library that's going on in Chicago, yeah, that nobody can stand. It still is not built, it's way over budget, all these other things. And then um, I thought this was brilliant.

SPEAKER_03 42:57

That's called uh washing money through a bill.

SPEAKER_01 42:59

I think I don't know if it was Gutfeld or somebody that suggested, well, are you gonna have a wing that's dedicated to uh the uh uh NBC, CBS, CNN, um that they they paid for their own um library of misinformation? I thought that was brilliant misinformation. No, that I'm not interested in going to most presidential libraries, but that one actually would sound like the lies out.

SPEAKER_04 43:30

He did it in the White House. He has like a autopen as Joe Biden's presidential picture. Yeah. Obama's like a communist or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:39

Well, he's he he'll eventually, when he leaves office, he'll probably have a monument of him at the White House. It might be at the White House.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

I'm surprised they're gonna not gonna start etching his face on the door? Much more.

SPEAKER_03 43:54

That's why he's not gonna erase George Washington and blow that off and put his

SPEAKER_04 44:01

They have a uh like a Jefferson memorial that's just Trump right on the White House.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

The Trump monument because kind of a bent power will clip off on one side of the air.

SPEAKER_04 44:18

Uh Trump is the most fun when he has no power and he's just on Twitter. And if he designed his own museum or his presidential library. Oh I I would I would definitely go.

SPEAKER_03 44:30

Has his Twitter like suffered or well now he's all truth social. Truth social, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's his that's he does all things.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

His first go around, he was the Twitter president. Yeah. Didn't they ban him at one point? Yeah, they shut him off. They shut him off. Yeah. While he was president, they silenced them. Yeah, literally. That's pretty bad. You have to silence the president.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

Well, like they had to. I mean, like you're going to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:58

Well, that's Joe Rogan said when Elon Musk bought Twitter, that was like the biggest boon for freedom of speech.

SPEAKER_01 45:05

I I I do think that that was a transitional moment in American society. It really was.

SPEAKER_04 45:12

Well, I think it ties into the whole Trump thing. Like all the W C. His entourage. He well, that's I when we were talking about the Iran thing, he's changed his whole like advisors and everything's getting bad one way. But and how he fell out with Elon Musk with Doge.

SPEAKER_01 45:34

I'm not surprised about any of it because look at uh Trump term one. I mean, we had the same thing. Yeah. A lot of turnover and things like that. But in comparison, if we looked at the uh who is Biden pardon?

SPEAKER_04 45:47

Who was Pinky Ring Scaramucci?

SPEAKER_01 45:49

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:49

Wasn't he in there like six days or something? Something like that. They gotta put a ring on uh Trump's finger.

SPEAKER_01 45:55

But if we look at if if we look at uh Biden's administration and Obama's administration, you had the same turnover and same weirdness.

SPEAKER_04 46:04

He magnifies it though. He's the entertainment guy. He's an entertainer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

Well that that mainstream media also blows up everything, too. Oh, look, see another person. Then they try to rush to him to see if they can get some dirt and things like that.

SPEAKER_04 46:19

It was funny in 2015, 2016, they were pushing him when they didn't think he could win.

SPEAKER_02 46:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:25

They were pushing him up hardcore the whole time and giving him attention, and it like it snowballed.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

Well, you have to remember, too, it it was uh the Clintons that were funding him through his primaries because she wanted she thought he was going to be low-hanging fruit for for the runoff kind of they they they they gave millions, millions of dollars to support him, yeah, but then he wins his party and he goes up against and crushes her.

SPEAKER_03 46:55

And crushes her.

SPEAKER_04 46:56

Well, that one response he had about you'd be in jail. Yeah, yeah, I mean, he he brought all the Bill Clinton accusers out into the audience.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

Yeah, well, the real Bill Clinton stand up.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

Yeah, and all the never Trumpers, Mark Levin, Ben Shapiro, all of them. Now they're MAGA. Oh, yeah. He did another swoop out of uh everyone, and now it's just Laura Loomer.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

But then you have the people that were considered MAGA that are now on the outs with canon with uh Tucker. Uh Tucker.

SPEAKER_04 47:28

Um uh oh my god, it's a whole Milo and Coulter even. It's almost like he's running a prostitution ring here.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

What it is, what it is is is people hopefully are taking a look at this and figuring it out. There is no collective, there is no permanent collective. There's no arm with Trump. No, I I it's it's not just Trump. That's the thing. That's that's the point is there's no collective with anything. There is no group. Everybody's an individual, everybody's gonna have opinions and it's gonna go with issues. And you're gonna be, you know, maybe 80% of the time you're gonna be with their issue, but there might be something that comes along and you're not gonna be with them. And that is the to me, that is the most libertarian outlook that people can start getting. There is no MAGA.

SPEAKER_04 48:22

Well, and that's the thing, because now as it's kind of fracturing, I need a kind of coalition, I mean you see that it's not black and white and people aren't just gonna 100% fall online.

SPEAKER_01 48:33

I mean, there are more and more uh gay and lesbian uh YouTubers that are anti uh T of the LGBT thing, saying that's the worst thing that's ever happened is that they added all these other letters to to it that has just diminished.

SPEAKER_04 48:49

Well, that's funny you mentioned that because the whole pushback against the SJW thing in the 2010s was Trump, Elon taking over Twitter. Yeah, even like Bruce Jenner comes out against all that stuff. Oh, yeah, came on the clock. Yeah, it's you know, I thought when you mentioned uh all the all these gay lesbian ones, we're doing another Brian Gnome.

SPEAKER_03 49:11

Brian Gnome stuff trying to build all this get it back in into the mainstream.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

You know, uh out to Brian Gnome, let your freak flag fly. But if uh yeah, but if you're if if you're affecting your marriage, then let her out. And if uh and you should have been more upfront and you could have put our entire country at danger. And so you know, shame on you for that, Brian. Well he said he didn't care, so well, yeah, he doesn't care because he just is worried about his boobies or whatever it is.

SPEAKER_03 49:45

Well that's that's the whole thing. Yeah, people are selfish and inconsiderate.

SPEAKER_01 49:51

I I don't I don't care. Uh you know, people can let their freak flag fly, but if it affects somebody else, yeah, you gotta think. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 50:00

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess this came out maybe maybe this was why she was fired.

SPEAKER_01 50:05

Uh yeah, it it definitely was what was coming out in the investigations, and they they knew that she could possibly be compromised, and that doesn't fit in with it. But uh of course, you know, they were gracious enough not to say, hey, her husband's running around with fake movies. We've got to get rid of her. You know, they didn't do that.

SPEAKER_04 50:25

Yeah, our CIA guys have a little heads up on something and step down.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

Mr. President, we can't come up with a statement like that. We didn't. Can you imagine Trump coming out?

SPEAKER_03 50:35

This is the reason why we fought.

SPEAKER_04 50:37

Well, we have a weird briefing today.

SPEAKER_03 50:44

And Caroline over there doing the speech on it. Oh, you know, it didn't go this way, but this is the real story.

SPEAKER_04 50:52

This is all AI. That's right. Well, and they also had Christy Gnome was uh has been photographed with uh Corey Lewandowski, like on dates and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 51:03

And and now that we know the background, can you blame either of them? I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

Yeah, once it's spotted.

SPEAKER_03 51:10

I mean, individually again she had to know this for a long time.

SPEAKER_01 51:16

I would think so. I would think so. And I I do have to I I have to give her a little grace that way, but yeah, when you open the closed drawer, yeah, but she she should have she should have been divulging that and saying, hey, we got a problem.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Well, and that's that's the thing. Sometimes people get close to positions of power that'll be the peak position they ever have in their life. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:39

Kind of like Mike on the show. Mike.

SPEAKER_04 51:43

You went from pulling out your badge on a bunch of other good stuff. Now you're on the monkey pod.

SPEAKER_01 51:51

You didn't know this was gonna be the apex, did you?

SPEAKER_04 51:54

This still happens down south. A little different than Carolina, of course. Uh but who was the one who was just uh uh fired, not Bondi. The one before Bondi, or someone uh just stepped down. I for I forget.

SPEAKER_01 52:11

Between Bon Gino and Bondi.

SPEAKER_04 52:13

Oh, Bon Gino. So that was the thing too. When people want to kind of kiss the ring, and the the power's so intense, yeah, they they just have to take the position. And Bon Gino did a bunch of 180s. He's been going years on one, you know, version A. Yeah. And he just flipped to version B. And now he's trying to go back to version A.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

Look at, I mean, you want to go back in history, look at our former governor. Um, she was Nikki Haley, big with him, and then on all of a sudden, you know, a 180.

SPEAKER_04 52:46

Well, she was another one. She started her campaign at uh Students for Liberty or something, a Ron Paul group is when she announced.

SPEAKER_01 52:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:52

And then once this whole Trump thing, when she went full neocon, yeah, and then with Trump, just like with Ann Coulter, once he turns on you or something goes wrong, it's like a decapitation.

SPEAKER_02 53:02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:03

And now if you compromised yourself significantly to kind of bend over to support him in various ways, now you're just screwed. It's like Bon Gino. Now no one wants to listen to him.

SPEAKER_02 53:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:15

It's like, dude, we're not like you're trying to call Massey a fraud and do all this. You're a fraud. Yeah. What's the show he had?

SPEAKER_03 53:22

Uh Bon Gino. No, Trump show. What was the name of his show? Uh Apprentice. The Apprentice? The Apprentice. Yeah. Well, that the whole the whole uh White House thing is like the apprentice. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:35

Wasn't it the uh producer that was part of getting him to run?

SPEAKER_03 53:39

And maybe you ought to bring him in. Give him a position.

SPEAKER_04 53:43

Well, I think it was Steve Bannon who started the whole immigration thing. He said, I listen to talk radio and this is the apex red hot issue. Yeah. And just run on it, and Trump kind of crafted his campaign around it. But it's uh, you know, they that's quite the plot twist. I thought that was very Jerry Springer-esque.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

Chris How's uh another one of your heroes, one of your heroes? You that and Miyakaku.

SPEAKER_04 54:09

Jerry, Jerry Springer, and Phil Donahue. The core structure of the monkey podcast. Montel Williams, yeah, Phil Barney. Phil Donahue. Don't forget the wife.

SPEAKER_06 54:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:27

Didn't they uh that was a big thing in the 90s? I yeah, I'll aim right for the hour mark.

SPEAKER_06 54:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:33

Uh where they used to have psychics on. Who was that main psychic who used to go on all the shows uh in like the early, late early 2000s, like Sylvia Brown?

SPEAKER_01 54:44

Or uh are you talking about the uh what was she like the Manhattan psychic or whatever she was?

SPEAKER_03 54:54

Oh the Lolita there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From Long Island or something. That's Long Island, that's Lolita. That's the Long Island Island Lolita or some psychic.

SPEAKER_01 55:09

I don't think she was a Lolita at all.

SPEAKER_03 55:12

It wasn't the Linda.

SPEAKER_01 55:13

That's a whole different story than Mike.

SPEAKER_04 55:18

She might have been running Lolita Express. Maybe that's where it was. Right. The Long Island telepath or something. Yeah, it's just funny because Jerry Springer. I see dead people. I see dead people, Montell, uh Sally Jesse, all those just like trashy gossip, uh pre-TMZ. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

Yeah, they came after uh Morton Dyne June.

SPEAKER_04 55:44

He's the one that started all this shit.

SPEAKER_03 55:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:47

Well, I remember back to the next one. I remember all the they'd have Nazis and all of that. Oh, yeah, and Nazis, the Klan Nationalists, and they'd get in fist fights. Oh Geraldo. Well, that's they did that too.

SPEAKER_01 56:02

And part of that, in my estimation, was uh they were trying to have shock TV to uh to kind of counteract shock radio that was going on at the time.

SPEAKER_04 56:12

Didn't Rush Limbaugh have a TV show at one point?

SPEAKER_01 56:15

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 56:17

I mean they yeah, and Howard Stern was 80s, 90s, it was all like the same time.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

Yep, yep. Howard Stern and uh Imus, Don Imus. Don Imus.

SPEAKER_04 56:27

Oh, nappy headed hose, Don Imus. Nappy headed hose. Yeah, he that was that was that like the beginning of cancel culture? Oh, that was the beginning of him being canceled. He got super canceled. Wasn't he out like within a day? Not even.

SPEAKER_03 56:45

He was on on his ass in a minute after that one.

SPEAKER_02 56:48

His cowboy had a big thing.

SPEAKER_03 56:49

I think the whole Ruckers uh basketball team called in on that. Oh yeah, they coming at Nick.

SPEAKER_04 56:59

Oh my god. Well, who were the other ones too? They had Opian Anthony, because now Howard Stern's just like a left-wing cog.

SPEAKER_01 57:08

Oh I mean, yeah, I I think he drank from the same Kool-Aid as uh oh, who's that late night host? Um, Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:16

Jimmy Kimmel. I mean, Jimmy King Jimmy Kimmel was part of the man show. Exactly. That was like one of the greatest shows. Ziggy Zaggy, Ziggy Zaggy, hoy, hoy, hoy. He didn't know.

SPEAKER_04 57:25

Girls on trampoline. Girls on trampolines. He did Carl Malone Blackface. Yeah. Yeah. With an afro and everything. Oh, yeah. It was like the best show.

SPEAKER_03 57:34

The biggest left wing. Now he's flipped his wig. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:38

Stern used to have uh, you know, the street walkers and everything else in uh in the studio and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 57:45

Girls sitting on speakers believe exactly um girls getting off in the world.

SPEAKER_01 57:52

Exactly. And then all of a sudden, now all of a sudden he's like talking about now he's like trimming proper. Oh, yeah, talking talking about you know healthy eating and all this other crap.

SPEAKER_03 58:03

Where where is that guy?

SPEAKER_01 58:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:05

Maybe they pulled the Jim Carrey on his ass, too.

SPEAKER_01 58:09

I'm sorry. Both all these guys, I say there's gotta be some B T C H that's involved. There's some woman. There's some woman that's involved in it.

SPEAKER_04 58:19

Yeah, gotta get even. That's like the mission possible fake faces. Yeah. Well, Howard Stern was shock radio. Yeah. Now he does like pussy footing, theater.

SPEAKER_03 58:32

No, it's I'm shocked I'm even listening to them.

SPEAKER_06 58:35

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 58:37

Well, it's coming 58 minutes. We did AI, we did animals, we did mutated mice, we did Christy Gnomes, Transvestite Husbands. I think we had a prediction, even though Steve and Darren decided not to show up and grace us with their presence.

SPEAKER_01 58:53

They'll never make that mistake again.

SPEAKER_04 58:56

Despite that, we had a pretty uh entertaining little pod there. So yeah, that's true. We did.

SPEAKER_01 59:02

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SPEAKER_06 59:27

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SPEAKER_01 59:29

All right, folks. See you next week. Say bye, guys. Bye bye.

unknown 59:33

Market stuff.

SPEAKER_05 59:35

No need for the microphone. People say we're gonna kiss phone trees. We're the microphone.