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Robot Toilet Pigeon Liver Episode
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Randy O leads the cast of monkeys down the trail of topics like Autonomous Robot Toilets, Robots That Pan-Handle, Magical Pigeon Livers, Boner Bears and more!!
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Here we go, walking down on the street. Got the goal, no taxes to me. Free to speak and free to trade. Markets have no need for it. Hey, hey, you are the microphone monkeys. People say we're at our kids, funkeys.
SPEAKER_03Hey guys, this is Microphone Monkeys, and today we're talking about Robo Bums, autonomous toilets, pigeon liver, and chocolate candy boners. Pigeon liver is delicious. Oh, really? Candy boner. I don't know. Candy boner. It's a tech, it's a tech story.
SPEAKER_00Candy boner and pigeon liver. That sounds like a party.
SPEAKER_03It is. And we are in the Liberty Crack condo today.
SPEAKER_00That's right. This is going to be the first um the first time that we've been in my uh cave and uh recording from it. So uh hopefully, what do you guys think? It's beautiful.
SPEAKER_01Man, I guess very high tech. I'm thinking of moving in. I could live here.
SPEAKER_03Will has the whole Siri uh infrastructure going on in the whole house with the lights, with this fountain. Good. Yeah. So does everybody's comfortable? Comfortable. Um lights are dimmed. That's right. Fireplaces on.
SPEAKER_02Well, it feels like was there a cat?
SPEAKER_00Was there a cat here? Um the the two dogs and the cat are buried inside buried under the bed.
SPEAKER_01But I I I'm picking up on cat really.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, the crows were the uh the king of the the condo.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and Darren can uh brushed by the birds outside.
SPEAKER_01Uh uh kind of cat uh yeah, no, I totally picked up on that in that crow really strafed us on the way in.
SPEAKER_00I yeah, you said you had a a a bird uh invasion.
SPEAKER_03Well, Darren's the bird whisperer because no one else saw it, but it was a presence.
SPEAKER_01That was a presence, yeah, and it was letting us know. Darren has Darren has an eagle eye. I do for these things, yes.
SPEAKER_00It was kind of like uh the uh the movie Birds Oh the Pitchcock? Yeah, yeah, I've been there.
SPEAKER_01That's the dark side of birds. Tippy Hedron? Yeah, yeah. I I've been where that was filmed, yeah. The school and everything. Was that San Francisco? No, like Vertiga. Uh way below Humboldt. It'll come to me. Really pretty. Oh, like going into Lake Oregon? No, before that, probably about five hours before that. Oh. But it's beautiful up there. Wasn't Psycho in California?
SPEAKER_00In a hotel. Not anymore. He's here in Myrtle Beach.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. That that seems like a Myrtle Motel kind of thing.
SPEAKER_00Mother like Paul's dressed up like his mom stabbing people.
SPEAKER_01Another good one if you are into it, is High Anxiety. That's in San Francisco. That's a real classic. Is that a movie? It's a yeah, it's a really out there movie. Is that a Hitchcock movie?
SPEAKER_00Is it Hitchcock? It might be. I think High Anxiety was and Vertigo.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think they both are high anxiety. It's kind of funny and weird at the same time. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Well, he did uh Dial in for Murder. Dial in murder was one that's kind of like an underrated one. And I think one of his first ones was uh Rebecca or something. Yeah, it was like from the 40s. He the same guy who David Selznick who did Gaunt with the Wind.
SPEAKER_00Well, again, I what's great about the Hitchcock films is it still harkens back to a lot of the angles and lighting of film noir. And that's why the this show that's on um Amazon Prime. I believe it's Amazon Prime.
SPEAKER_01I know where you're going. Um yeah, but I haven't gone there yet, but I want to say I won't spoil it for you. Don't be spoiling it.
SPEAKER_03But um Well and he did Hitchcock Presents, which is kind of like a Twilight Zone. Oh, it was grassroots.
SPEAKER_01There's like I think it's on Roku, maybe, that has those channels that play the same thing for 24. It just keeps going. It his Hitchcock Presents is on 24-7 there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's one of the channels.
SPEAKER_01Good in winter time to just wrap up in bed and go, I'm gonna just watch this all day and not leave.
SPEAKER_03He did have some interesting plot devices with rear window and ended up doing a flashlight maneuver. You know, not to spoil the movie for anyone. But going from Hitchcock to autonomous robots, oh doing Randy transitions, there's a $13,000 autonomous robot toilet that comes to the side of your bed.
SPEAKER_02That's useful. So I don't have to I don't have to stop my toe getting out of bed. No, no, this is this might help with uh Steve too.
SPEAKER_01For the elderly, you can just follow them around. There's my toilet.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you don't even need a diaper. I don't know if a toilet's following you around, if that's good or not.
SPEAKER_00Does it have like a bodet feature so it can wash your butt off at that point?
SPEAKER_03That might be the $14,000 one.
SPEAKER_01I'm up for that. Like a heated bodet launcher. Yeah. So yeah, for the elderly, this makes total sense.
SPEAKER_03You that's like an inside sprinkler. It might even be good for hospitals. That's right.
SPEAKER_01And I was thinking, like, what blows my mind.
SPEAKER_03Uh, nurses are the next on the list. Dana was here.
SPEAKER_00She'd probably have a no more insight on what it could do. Who? Yeah. Dana? No, uh uh Don Dana.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Dawn.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03She she's very opinionated. She'd have a view on this.
SPEAKER_00Well, no, I I think she would find that it'd probably have more features than when we even think of. Well, and she could probably use it right now with the femur situation. Oh my god, yeah, that poor thing. Poor little I can't imagine. She not just one, both of her femurs. I mean, she she she had the other one before.
SPEAKER_02She could pretty much fall down on the toilet to get on the toilet.
SPEAKER_00Oh my god. You know, she she was a little bit she's she's one strong gal. I mean, holy cow. Slash reckless.
SPEAKER_01Oh god, Myrtle and then Urban. Back to the automated toilet thing. When you're in the hospital, they've got the the IV stuff, right? And you're wrapped in that. So they expect these people to get up with that and walk with it to the bathroom.
SPEAKER_02I had to do that. Yeah, but I had to do that Friday with the wife. They had the thing plugged up in the arm. They had the and I'm like, I gotta keep on plugging her to get if she had to use the bathroom. It was like ridiculous.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but the thing is, they could uh robotize those so they just follow you. So you don't have to drag that thing around or worry about the cables. It just knows the distance and it knows the environment's not that complex. So they can just stand up and that thing just follows you as you're walking. Why aren't they doing this? I mean, it's way easier than a moving toilet.
SPEAKER_00Why don't they have a porta potty thing under the it's so expensive there just with the non-electric stuff? I can't imagine what they would charge us to. Yeah, you're right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the robots are stupid additional costs.
SPEAKER_03Well, a Home Depot toilet's a hundred bucks. This one's thirteen thousand.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but I'm saying, how is it emptying itself after abuse?
SPEAKER_00Well, probably just uh plugs, it probably g goes and and plugs into the uh a hole and you know flushes down. The the like the floor gasket.
SPEAKER_02It flushes it down as well.
SPEAKER_00Well, it's probably might be like a porta body.
SPEAKER_02You have a tray tilt and trap in the toilet.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Well, that's that's probably when uh they probably just have like a with a where a ri regular toilet hole would be. It goes into it, flushes it down when it releases, the trap goes down and you can see it.
SPEAKER_02Well the trap, there's no there's no trap in in the in the piping system.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, there well it there there would be if you have there would be if you had that type of uh of a hole. Instead of having the trap going up on the top, and the gas is underneath it.
SPEAKER_03Okay, well, it forces it down. Because they have the trap too for like the gases that come up for your plumbing pipes and everything, and it blocks it with the water or something.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but what I'm trying to say is in the regular plumbing piping, there is no trap underneath for the toilet. The toilet itself is the trap. And goes straight to the colour. It has a built-in trap. That's why when you build when you do plumbing and a toilet, you're talking to the plumber here.
SPEAKER_03I do this too.
SPEAKER_02It's a 90 and it goes out. That's why when you lift the toilet to replace the wax ring or something's leaking on it, you get the smell of the sewage.
SPEAKER_00But if you have a building, you're gonna and you have these machines, you're going to pull up the floor, you're gonna put the uh the U-trap underneath the floor and just sucks it under the well, it might literally just be like a vortep on it.
SPEAKER_03I mean, they might literally have just a trail. Probably well, it might it might explain. I kind of went by the headline in the first paragraph, so they might go into detail.
SPEAKER_01You just were reading the hype.
SPEAKER_03Well, I'm looking at the hype today on the autonomous robot toilet.
SPEAKER_00I mean, if you see these camping ones, I mean they do have all sorts of stuff. Like one incinerates it, uh incinerates everything, burns it. Another one sucks it into this like vacuum pack thing and then drops it. Packages it and has it.
SPEAKER_01Packages it and resells it. Yeah, you can sell it for fertilizer in Cambodia. It's great for the topsoil that's almost gone. You're gonna love this. It's recycling. Do not worry about the microplastics or the medicine or the cocaine that's in it. It's gonna be great for your soil and your children. They're gonna love it.
SPEAKER_03All riddled with PFAS. It says Chinese company U-Ban recently unveiled Geoban Smart Toilet, an AI-powered robot toilet that can navigate obstacles and clean itself for decades. Yeah, that's for decades? Well, for decades, maybe centuries. The phase going to the toilet has been part of our daily lingo. Yeah. But like many other things, AI may make it obsolete. With the help of advanced technology, the toilet can now come to you wherever you are. Again, there's a little scary angle on the toilet hunting you down. At this year's Shanghai International Aged Care Assistive Devices and Rehabilitation Medical Expo. A little wordy in Shanghai. They've got a lot going on.
SPEAKER_01The whole, you know, the whole post-communism thing has really propelled them in a whole new dimension.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, they're they take mixed economy. Do I interpret that in a different way? Yeah, they totally do. Uh, it said accessibility technology unveiled revolutionary smart toilet, which can essentially be described as an AI-powered autonomous robot toilet designed primarily for individuals with impairments and disabilities.
SPEAKER_01There we go, the elderly, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Thanks to AI 3D obstacle avoidance system. I guess this is like uh Roomba. Yeah, like just to the plumbing level. Uh the smart toilet can navigate environments to cater to the needs of users, but it's a lot more than a glorified mobile toilet. Once it has been used, it once again activates its LIDAR to travel to a docking station to get rid of the smelly load, as it says.
SPEAKER_05There you go, docking station.
SPEAKER_03Docking station, just like a robo vacuum docking station.
SPEAKER_01Suck it right out. Suck it right out. This is good for hospitals, really.
SPEAKER_03I mean, probably good for a home, too. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Uh the Robotoilets dedicated docking station hooks into the home's existing plumbing, so it flushes everything to a system through a no low-noise grinder that prevents any kind of unwanted blockages. Oh, and now it's shredding up all the uh sewage uh material.
SPEAKER_01That's pretty good.
SPEAKER_03Once empty, it begins a self-cleaning system using pressurized water jets and UV light to ensure it's sanitized for the next call of nature.
SPEAKER_01And it just cleans itself, it's self-cleaning. Does this grow?
SPEAKER_02Boy, I think my next trip is gonna be to China. Yeah, we do. I'm like, Mafia might goes to Shanghai. Why are we like so far behind everything?
SPEAKER_03Japan and China are just cutting edge.
SPEAKER_02You don't even hear Japan anymore. Oh, yeah, China. China's just whooping Japan's.
SPEAKER_03China's the third world scrap, scrappy. They they do the more edgy stuff.
SPEAKER_02No, they were so advanced.
SPEAKER_03Japan's the rich, everything's expensive. They sell high luxury goods to us.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but even if we talk as we talk, China is in a world of hurt right now. Economically, they are sucking ass. They're overwhelming.
SPEAKER_02Like I told you before, I said I remember when Trump got in his first election, and the the virus that China sent off, that I think was on purpose. My friend Kayan, he's from China, and his wife goes back every year.
SPEAKER_03Is his friend Magenta?
SPEAKER_02And she she basically said even back in 2019 that they were almost on the verge of collapse. Well, what about ghost cities? Because Trump was just screwing them left and right with all he was doing, and um I think that's why they that virus got loose.
SPEAKER_01Well, the US was involved in the virus, too.
SPEAKER_00Screwing them, it's just that he was preventing them from screwing us continually. Well, yeah, well, they're essentially we've been propping up that country for decades.
SPEAKER_02No, and I agree with you, but I'm what I'm saying is he he someone finally stepped into China's ass and said, Yeah, we're gonna take care of you the way you want to be taken care of, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well then I is it right now is it still hundred percent tariffs on China?
SPEAKER_02When he started the second time, I think so.
SPEAKER_00It's pretty elaborate, they've got different scales scales and stuff on different products.
SPEAKER_01But but China's overextended themselves too economically, and then that's part of the problem. But they have an enormous population that they have to take care of, and they have an aging population that they have to take care of. Um and their economic model is a kind of screwy because it's state-controlled economics, which causes a lot of reverbitation. But they're doing things that are interesting that we're not, they go into areas such as Africa and they don't just grab the resources, they prop up the people to generate the resources. So it's it's a different model, whereas we've gone in with with different means of controls into these areas that they've gone in and they've built schools and they've stabilized the city.
SPEAKER_00Well, if you keep the people happy that they're gonna work for dependencies.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they are purpose dependencies, it's all dependencies. Well, here's that that that's that's what it's about.
SPEAKER_03Well, and they're also very poor. So it's not like Japan. Japan lives on like a hundred dollars a day, like per capita type thing.
SPEAKER_01China's like ten dollars a day or something, it's still a third-world normally, it's enormous, so there's different segments of that society living differently, right? Like, so there are wealthy people in China living really differently. Oh, of course. And in Japan, the the every time I went to Japan, the big treat for visitors was to take you to Chinese food. Oh, really? That was the biggest thing. And I'm like, I'm in Japan, I want to eat Japanese food, but they're like, We're going to Chinese food, you're gonna love this. I'm like, oh god. Chinese food in Japanese. And it was expensive too. It was like really like nice restaurants, but they were Chinese.
SPEAKER_03That is Japan is such a clean, advanced, like Tokyo looks like it's like man, to Japanese and vice versa.
SPEAKER_02It's I don't know if that's really in modern times, it's probably me. All the Orientals are giving it up on it.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no, it's uh when you talk to the hostility I saw was kind of interesting, and because I've had I mean I grew up in Hawaii, so and I have had Japanese friends, and in San Francisco, what was really funny with them when they'd come visit, we'd go to Jap Japantown and we'd go to Japanese food. And under the table, they'd be like, they're all Korean, they're all Korean. This is not Japanese, that's not Japanese, this is Korean. I'd be like, Does this make you upset? And she, yeah, does this make me upset?
SPEAKER_03And I'm you know, like I'm really Korean noodles instead of Japanese noodles.
SPEAKER_02And I'm like, sorry, yes, you ought to go to the South.
SPEAKER_01There's not even one Japanese person cooking anything in the South. It's just all hibachi. What are you gonna have tonight? Well, I might have a combo of Thai, Japanese, and Chinese, and maybe for my my you know, my treat at the end, I'll have America. Why do you need that toilet to case you know? Talk about confusion. Eating Asian food.
SPEAKER_03Well, in the South, it's like Korean food, Japanese, that's all just Chinese food. Just throw it all in together and we'll mix it together and it's all Asian food.
SPEAKER_01Do you want sushi with that or do you want a hamburger? Yeah. It's even like lava down the road. Lava with I was excited for Korean barbecue. Well, lava's turned into like American convenience food. It's a burger drink. Korean barbecue didn't last very long. I guess you can get still get it, but it's like seven dollar burgers. Yeah. What's the difference between Korean food?
SPEAKER_03Like, what's a stable Korean food thing for?
SPEAKER_01There's so many different dishes. I can't even go there. I don't even understand it. Kimchi is really, really, really good for your food.
SPEAKER_03Isn't that the dictator in North Korea? Kimchi.
SPEAKER_01But no, they have so many dishes. Uh I went I went to this Korean section in Oakland once, and uh we sat down and we had no idea what we were gonna get. We couldn't understand any of it. And the language of it.
SPEAKER_02Couldn't they?
SPEAKER_01I mean, it was in English, but it made no sense. And they just kept bringing us dishes and laughing and smiling. I'm like, well, what is it? Oh I'm like, no, no, no, what is this? I was just scooping into this thing. It was like this ball, you know, kind of the size of your hand. And it'd bark at you. I kept scooping into this and eating it with a spoon. My wife's like, What do you think that is? I'm like, I don't know. It's like salty, sweet at the same time. She's like, why don't you look closer at it? And I'm like, two eyeballs, I'm like, what do you yeah, that's fur. What do you know that I don't know their own? Why does this look like a Dalmatian? And I look close at it and there's hundreds of little eyes. And there were just little fish. I was just eating these, I don't know what they were. What was it? Soup? No, it was like microfish eye soup. It was almost like you were eating a paste, a weird pasty thing. But there are hundreds of fish. No, hundreds of fish with big eyes, and I was just scooping them up and eating them. It was the weirdest thing.
SPEAKER_03Have you been to Seoul or any of those?
SPEAKER_01I've never I've never gone to Korea. I want uh or or China. I've been to Japan and I've been to Singapore, I've been to Japan several times, and I landed in Hong Kong and they on this very expensive flight. I was working for Lucasfilm at the time, and like very expensive first class where the seats recline and they've got like heating and air conditioning, and just it was outrageous. And we land in Hong Kong to make a transfer, and these guys board the plane, aka 47s, just line in there methodically lined up. I'm like, oh my god, right. The Japanese Chinese Chinese, and I'm like, what's gonna what's going on here? And they escort this American couple off that plane. Who knows what they've ever been seen again? Oh man, I have no idea what was going on with them. And and I was on my way to Singapore, and Singapore was whoa, very weird. Like after this Hong Kong thing, and you've got jet lag and time travel, and you're just like you're in a washing machine, you're just like, where am I? You land there, and they handed me a pink piece of paper. You know, it looked like fortune cookie text going down the pink piece of paper, and at the very bottom is a skull and crossbones. And these are all the things that are sentenced sentenced to death.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. And I'm like, I'm reading uh was somebody translate this in English? It was in English, this has a picture of a canon on it.
SPEAKER_01They knew you were English or American, and they hand you this, and you're just like, Oh, you're gonna be able to do it. And you're on your way, you're on your way to get your luggage, and it's like all these drug things are listed that they'll kill you for. And I'm like, well, I have no control over my luggage. I don't know where my luggage is and bubblegum's a problem. All that crap's listed, but this is for death.
SPEAKER_00And I'm like, I haven't kidding. I haven't had my hands. It does not allow you to cheap cheap as it's like a littering thing, they don't want to go back to in the 90s, I think, or 80s, 90s. Uh, some people uh put bubblegum onto sensors and their doors for the transportation that was there, their train transportation. They like the climate. They gummed it up, so then they said, okay, no more, no more gum.
SPEAKER_03They they are out. Isn't it Singapore where they'll uh you spit on the sidewalk and they'll cane you know they'll beat you. Oh yeah, they're gonna be.
SPEAKER_01They're also too like, okay, so look where we're living and look at the United States. People want to go to the coastline. They want to live on the coastline. Singapore's an island. Where did they build? In the center. Everything on the coastline is shipping and maybe travel boats. So nobody's nobody's living on that coastline. They built in the center.
SPEAKER_00No, no beaches for people to hang out. These are all businesses. It is really an unusual thing. They originally were part of Malaysia and they got kicked out because they were too poor.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that changed.
SPEAKER_00And they they changed that real quick.
SPEAKER_01And it changed that real quick, and their cleanliness weird, like really, really weird. All the buildings and everything's extremely clean, and the dirtiness is all hidden. But if you go behind the building, you see the dirtiness. So every it's like a gigantic Disneyland. You know how Disneyland's all purposely lined up and aligned, and there's no dirt and there's nothing and everything's taken care of and everything's clean. And then behind the scenes you see everybody struggling and cleaning up all the garbage. That's Singapore. And even to the sense of birds, like that's seen as dirty. So they just kill all their birds and then they've got to deal with chemical attacks on their bugs.
unknownRight?
SPEAKER_01Because two and two doesn't equal four. It's like you gotta just keep bottling.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they were going off the rails again.
SPEAKER_03So next topic robot beggars on China streets should suggest no one is safe from AI revolution. Well they'll put Mafia Mike out of business. I know. Well he might start using these robots. Maybe if they're bringing enough money.
SPEAKER_00What what what specifically do they do? They just go and they raise money for Liberty Track Media.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, we can use this would be a good investment, ROI investment. What do they do? So a number of advanced humanoid robots have been spotted begging on the streets of several Chinese cities with signs that say, please pay my electricity bill. This is a joke, right?
SPEAKER_02I mean, this is the joke.
SPEAKER_03You know, when it's a $20,000 robot. Uh people have been talking about AI agents and AI-powered robots coming for our jobs for a while now, but who would have thought not even street beggars would be spared? According to multiple news reports, humanoid robots have been taking up begging and uh encouraging uh turf on human beggars. So well, those are lazy robots. I know they don't want to work. See, they're trying to fund up their robot revolution. They're learning from humans, see? Yeah, playing these apes guild so we can get money. What the Hong Kong-based uh site HK01 reported that multiple humanoid robot beggars have been spotted on the streets of Chinese cities like Beijing, Shengdu, and Fuzhao. I'm not fluent in Chinese.
SPEAKER_01That was a very good thing.
SPEAKER_03It's probably some PR tactic out suggesting that this is not an isolated thing, but they can't identify where the trend is coming from. Whoever planted the robots made sure they were in the correct position, sitting on their knees with their head held low or crouched in front of human overlords with messages like I have no money to charge my phone. Do they have the tin cup with them?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they know they have a QR code. They got a QR code. Do they really have a QR code?
SPEAKER_03Please pay my electricity bill as well as QR codes for online. Were any playing instruments?
SPEAKER_02You know, because usually in New York, you see somebody throw money in the hat.
SPEAKER_03Let's see. I think they have found a shortcut in how our baboon social primate brains work, and they're trying to hit all the guilt triggers.
SPEAKER_02You know what? Those guys would be good. They'll replace the they'll uh the beggars on Carolina Forest to hang out by 501 all the time.
SPEAKER_03Well, it'll be like China. They'll uh massacre them and put them where you can't see, and then they're nice clean robots will be paid.
SPEAKER_01I need money for nuclear arms.
SPEAKER_03I need money for this uh robo hunting down takeover we're gonna do. Nuclear power. Yeah. That's great. I've seen Myrtle Beach, you know, has a lot of panhandling and stuff. Yeah, right. And I mean, they basically set up where you can pay them any way possible. Walmart's a big one, especially the seaboard Walmart, where they get real aggressive and they come on you. They like hottest. Oh, yeah, that's the same thing.
SPEAKER_02Uh the Home Depot. My wife can't even go to work without, you know, like people hit.
SPEAKER_03That's just an illegal migrant trying to get a job.
SPEAKER_00The problem with hand handlers, just like we were discussing earlier, is that nobody's carrying cash anymore. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's that. And and um which is my line when I get mocked. I guess you're just gonna have to give them feed. I have been asked for Venmo, Cash App, all this stuff to have an account on the now.
SPEAKER_02They probably got a credit card machine with carrying what the most so I have the pay.
SPEAKER_01Send me ten dollars. You can scan their forehead.
SPEAKER_03There's been guys at Walmart that they've been for years. I I start when they come up to me too many times, like I I I've been encountering you for like three years, dude. Yeah, you're clearly just getting drugs, yeah, and you live behind Walmart, and I I'm just not doing it. Like they'll get real aggressive, they'll have their mobile apps, but robots then I would say I don't have a cell phone either.
SPEAKER_00I don't have a cell phone. I don't have my cap.
SPEAKER_01I don't have cash or a card, but I'm putting a Walmart. I'm not even sure where I am anymore. Yeah, well, do you want a Big Mac? Meat No part of it's real meat. You might really like it.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I had a guy ask me at the Seaboard Walmart to pay for an Uber for him.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah. It's a time of crisis. He's got to get out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And that if I can just pay for it, it's like, oh, I'll do an Uber in my name and then you'll rob the guy and then I'm in jail.
SPEAKER_01I like the guys that come up to you, do you have a cigarette? And I'm like, no, I quit. I'm quitting everything, including you. I'm a quitter. I'm a quitter.
SPEAKER_03Remember that John Stossel thing where he dressed up as a homeless guy in New York City and he ended up getting like $500.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03It's the the people, especially when they have issues and they're on drugs. New York's a whole different animal.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, New York people just are like, I just give you money just to get the hell out of my face. I ain't got time for you. There were a hundred dollars walk-in. Please stop. And you're hit and you're being hit off, you hit off probably a million people in a day. So your chances of getting paid off is a lot better than here.
SPEAKER_03It is interesting in New York City because you'll just like pass like 10,000 people. Yeah. I mean, just and you can go the you would think it's more social, but you could go from morning to night not saying one word to anyone, or even make contact. And it's like you're just ocean.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, unless you go to the park or something. Yeah, they held some interactions like the seaboard once. Some might hand you a joint or a bottle.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You might recognize this company, Unitry. Yeah. They seem to be doing a vast majority of these uh robot experiments. They put some of the most advanced models on the market, but they are not cheap. So using them to beg on the street doesn't make financial sense. If someone were doing it for attention, that would be a whole other matter. But they had nothing they were promoting. Wow. They're just sitting there doing uh it's a test.
SPEAKER_00You know, we don't hear much about data training. The the biggest uh robotics company we have got in this country that's churning them out and selling them a few things Tesla.
SPEAKER_01Not yes, Boston Boston Dynamics is beating them out right now.
SPEAKER_00Tesla's got got a bunch of building out the fact that the contracts companies already. Yeah, they're they're they're behind.
SPEAKER_03They're behind MIT robots. Yeah. This original scary ones where they're showing the MIT pictures with the yeah.
SPEAKER_00No, these are these are Boston's industrial robots that they've got, you know, running up and down the aisles.
SPEAKER_02And I swear Elon Musk is gonna be like that guy from the movie 1984, the guy that rules the world is like first trillionaire TV screen.
SPEAKER_03Well, what was it? SpaceX that went public and he became a trillionaire the other day.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, well that that kind of fell by the wayside. That's going down. Because I bought it, I made money, and I got the hell out before it went crashing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03He he he's a little opinionated too.
SPEAKER_00He seems to make his stocks uh I kinda well I kind of knew that's that's the uh the thing. He doesn't go in values his his stuff for the the initial stock. This is all this is all Wall Street. Well, I should say Y'all Street because it's nothing's in New York anymore.
SPEAKER_03He they had the people in the New York Stock Exchange, and he was at the Texas Stock Exchange when he announced it. Oh yeah, that's great, which I thought was really interesting.
SPEAKER_00But that's that's that's significant because that's where all the transactions are really being done. Hardly any er I mean New York is drained. Chicago has been drained from the the uh uh what do you call it?
SPEAKER_03The they well, they do like commodities and stuff, the commodities exchange.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, commodities exchange and the commodities have left Chicago pretty much.
SPEAKER_03Have they? Why would you stay? Why would you stay? It's the the South booming. The weather is yeah. Well, you know, it's funny. I went to the New York Stock Exchange and they have where George Washington was inaugurated, right adjacent, and it's just like totally worn down and everything's barred up, and it just it looks like a dying. See, even though Manhattan was like the apex of wealth and everything for the 20th century, it really does have uh bad energy to it.
SPEAKER_00Well, they're showing Times Square before um Giuliani and it was just tracked. Taxi driver. Then they showed it after Giuliani and it was you know cleaned up and beautiful and vibrant. Now they showed it again.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it does.
SPEAKER_00It is oh my god.
SPEAKER_01Is it going down? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, it's I am not following it completely, but it sounds, doesn't it sound like DC's gonna have their uh democratic social socialist mayor? It's looking that way, like the whoever that person is is leading right now. Oh, really? Yeah, so they could be number two.
SPEAKER_03Number two.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
SPEAKER_00Talk about brain dead public to get any of that Marxist stuff uh through there. I had that meme that I was uh created the other day, yeah, where it just shows Marxism, communism, socialism, and then the final thing that we had down there was democratic socialism.
SPEAKER_03Didn't you post the other two words? Socialism versus democratic socialism, which is one color with colors and yeah, I shared that one. I didn't create that. Well, when Larry Sharp was on uh Hoffman's podcast, he was saying about you get urbanized and people's mentality just changes and it doesn't kind of get more collectivist. Oh, yeah, and you know, culturally it gets different and everything, but there's too much competition now, and there's too many other large cities in the south and booming states, and they're abolishing their income taxes and learning regulations trying to bring people at the same time. Oh, it's so it's more of a contrast.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, the the the battle of Atlanta, the battle of uh now Nashville. You know, they're more of those wackos are trying to get you know get over get involved in in Nashville. Uh and they uh they got blown out of Miami. I mean they they were making headway in the uh luckily it was the Cuban population that really kicked their ass out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they're familiar with it.
SPEAKER_00Uh yeah.
SPEAKER_03Well, that happens to agree in Texas too, and North Carolina's really bad about that. The bigger cities are like super hardcore.
SPEAKER_00Austin is probably in Texas, is the one that they're making the most the socialists are making the most headway in. But yeah. And there are a couple other smaller cities that they've got, you know, that are quote artsy fartsy, but they're not really that artsy fartsy buttons. Well, even here, Charleston's considered kind of left wing. Well, I mean, this state really Columbia is left wing too. Um yeah, this this state has been leaning left for so long, it's just artificially G-O-P. It's G O B. Um what what what else do we have?
SPEAKER_01What are we gonna do?
SPEAKER_03Now here's getting into Darren's territory. Oh no. Uh oh. Here we go. So do I need to call my therapist? You may. Pigeons may be navigating using their liver. Why? This is more of a science than a textbook. Yeah, but why? Who knows? Birds have evolved, they evolved from dinosaurs, they're so diverse.
SPEAKER_01So much we don't understand, but why their liver for navigation?
SPEAKER_00Because they're looking for a cocktail.
SPEAKER_03They use it for direction when when they're doing uh so check this out. This is weird. It's like a gut feeling type thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's a gut feeling. Go go north. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Animals use various technology or techniques to navigate, uh, following the stars, remembering key landmarks, birds, fish, and turtles orient themselves using Earth's magnetic field as a compass, but it's not exactly clear how they do that. Pigeons are well-known frequent flyers that can traverse hundreds of miles in a single day. For thousands of years, humans have used them to carry news, uh notes, and military messages.
SPEAKER_01Navigate, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Scientists have long tried to untangle how pigeons travel without getting lost. Some think they may detect magnetic hues with light sensit molecules in their eyes and suggest it happens in the back of their inner ear. The magnetic sense has been a mystery for a hundred years, said a uh Max Planck uh professor. But in a new study, Wikelski and other researchers studied to draw back the curtain on pigeons' navigational secrets. They searched for magnetic clues, strong spinal signals, and they found an unexpected correlation. The liver.
SPEAKER_05Wow.
SPEAKER_03Specialized immune cells in pigeons' liver break down red blood cells and store iron. When scientists temporarily strip pigeons of these immune cells and let them fly, they're lost, the birds couldn't find their way. Whoa. How crazy. What a strange evolution story is that one. That is really interesting.
SPEAKER_01Those cells contribute totally to their immune system, to how they feel where they are.
SPEAKER_00I wonder I was thinking they were going to find that they all had Google Maps, but yeah, they have an ancient Google maps.
SPEAKER_01That's really, really that's interesting. I wonder if all birds have that or if it's located just for pigeons. I think they only because I mean like the albatross, would the albatross is out there 95% of the time in the air navigating the planet. What's their liver like?
SPEAKER_03Well, explain this because it ties into one of our off-the-list stories today. What's the deal with these Canadian geese?
SPEAKER_01Oh, not the immigrants again. Because they heat it being a good thing. Well, it's even local. They're trying to what are they trying to stop you from feeding them? The city of Conway, which is local to us, is doing an investigation about what to do with the immigrants. The immigrant geese. So they're gonna investigate it. What that entails, we don't know. No, these are immigrant Canadian geese, and there's a big a big concern. I don't know what they're gonna do. Conway, probably. And then the lovely city of the lovely city of Surfside where we used to hold our podcast, um they're gonna be fine, they want to fine people for feeding the immigrants. The immigrant Canadians they're launching a whole program of you know, they want to have a law. You know, like if Mike decides to feed those geese, they want to find them. They're gonna go to his house and they're gonna take it in, and they're gonna find them.
SPEAKER_03I thought we were supposed to have these Can Am weeks, and that now we're uh driving the Canadians out.
SPEAKER_01We're driving the Canadians out. I mean, it's a big concern. We got it, you know.
SPEAKER_03And they're geese, and they're shitty geese. You know a lot about the the bird uh kingdom. I do. What is another odd? We just got attacked by a raven, I believe. No, we don't have ravens down here.
SPEAKER_01Or what was it that was? That was a crow stopping us out. What it means, I don't know. Without guy.
SPEAKER_03Too many libertarians in one spot, gets a little dangerous.
SPEAKER_01It's it was definitely letting us know that it's here, but I mean the geese thing is is kind of funny. It's like we we generate so much waste, and then not just physical waste, noise waste, all sorts of things, all sorts of obstacles that make it really hard for most species to live around us. It just we we are a monogamy. We are a waste-filled species, and yet we get so worked up by the fact that there's another animal next to us. Oh my god, it poops. It's like that is nothing, baby. We have you do for that. Yeah, you should see what you do. You're worked up about a geese population.
SPEAKER_00Well, that's kind of how I picture the uh the cosmos with all the other alien species out there, and everybody uh all the other species must be irritating the other ones. They have to take things in their own competition.
SPEAKER_01Or bringing it back to the whole AI thing, which is what we talk about a lot, is like the big concern is will AI have a need to value us? Will it discover empathy when it surpasses our intelligence to go, well, we really do need them. Or will AI look at us like the like the geese? Look at the mess they create. We don't need those guys. We already understand electricity and all the other things to support ourselves. They're just generating waste. We we got get them out.
SPEAKER_03Well, here's something funny. So we have social primate instincts. If we were Komodo dragons, we'd be more solitary and violent to each other and everything. Primates, there's this guy, Franz DeWall. He's a fame, he just died, he's a famous primatologist, and he wrote a lot of books on primate ethics, how humans get their ethical views from primates. And you see things like fairness, jealousy when you don't feed them the same with other ones. They have these moral instincts in chimpanzees and bonobos and everything. And if it's AI, they would not have any of those instincts. Yeah, and it probably would be.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I witnessed it in crows since we were talking about them, but we would house crows with other birds when we were I was doing rehab, and you would automatically think that the crows would hoard the food, protect the food, and not let any other any other animal in there. They'd eat the food and then they'd feed the rest. It was really, really random to watch this. Yeah that empathy kicked in. It's not it's not just us, it's like it's seeing the little baby having a hard time eating, and it just starts feeding it. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Well, here's something, because I know this week it was a little slow and dry on the news stories, but there was one that was a little more colorful. Ah. Boner Bears chocolate recalled for containing Viagra drug. Well, it's called boner bears. Yeah, what do you think they're trying to do this can of stuff where they're gonna be able to do that?
SPEAKER_00Why are they recalling it? It sounds like it was working.
SPEAKER_01Don't we have that in the cupboard in here, Will? Yeah, we have a one of the very ones. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Which drink are you asking for this time?
SPEAKER_01The boner bear chocolate.
SPEAKER_03Is it does it shape like a bear? You have the Viagra dealer of Ori County. You're the Kenshimer of Can't keep it up with that.
SPEAKER_00I think we're getting into Don's territory, too.
SPEAKER_03There's a lot of ankle bracelets in the Liberty movement.
SPEAKER_00Boner bear chocolate. Boner bear chocolate. I mean, it's almost like all the advertising that's on there when they have blue chew, gold chew, and all this other stuff or seven. Why not boner bear?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, boner bear. I like it. It has a ring to it. Chocolate's good for your blood flow, which is part of the problem.
SPEAKER_00It'd be great if it was like MMs. You just pop the moon.
SPEAKER_01Are they going to jail for this? Is this a good thing?
SPEAKER_03Oh, I'm sure because the FDA is involved. The FDA is a bone to pick in there. A bone to pick. Boner bears. Uh which New York Post always does those puns. Uh, with chocolate-flavored sexual enhancement product that is getting recalled after an active ingredient not declared on the label. Oh. FDA lab analysis confirmed the presence of Sildenafil. I guess that's Viagrafil.
SPEAKER_00Sildenophil.
SPEAKER_03Uh, in a batch of not-so subtly branded boner bear sex chocolate. Sildenafhil is the active ingredient in the drug Viagra that's used for uh erectile dysfunction.
SPEAKER_00He pretends that he doesn't heard of this sildenophil. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01The syllabus I get it up to the time. This is so strange. I was on a Walmart the other day and had a problem.
SPEAKER_03When you wake up with boners, everything's still moving good. When those go away, that's when you need the sildenophil. Call for backup. Bragg or morning, Honor Down. I don't even got a problem with the spaceship. No need the boner bill chocolate. Boner bear's chocolate yet. Uh button Hoff's gummies. Gummies might have a problem with the uh with the old boner uh health. Um boner bears typically sold online or in adult stairs with the promise of increasing libido and sexual prowess. Oh, they have packaging where a guy's literally mounted on another bear. That's the boner bear chocolate.
SPEAKER_00Was the female bear smiling? Uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_03She looked a little distressed. Again, we're getting into dumb. The boner's been up a little too long. Uh but I guess they're getting sued. It says d uh fast acting max strength does three doses per bar.
SPEAKER_02So, you know, that that was a nice little extra colorful uh This is always something in advance for the guy gets sued and kicked out of there.
SPEAKER_03I know. Once that patent went out and Viagra's like all over and everyone's selling it now. I mean, I don't know if you really even need it in chocolate or if they should really care, I guess. But there were a couple extras that weren't on my list that we discussed in the group chat. Iran deal, oil, Obama Presidential Center, data centers, the UK, the Ukraine drone attack, and how it ties into Maya Brahma Hinduism.
SPEAKER_00When you put about the Ukraine uh drone attack, it cracked me up because they had that big deal about oh yeah, uh Trump talked to both Zelensky and Putin at the you know and told them to yeah, play nice and play nice. We're gonna work out now, we're gonna turn around and work out a deal with that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01From what I heard, I mean I was watching redacted this morning, and which I like, and and he said there were 800 drones, and they were blowing these suckers out of the sky, and they were hitting apartment buildings in an oil refinery. And when it showed the oil refinery in this is Moscow, no, yeah, mind you, the roof of this oil refinery thing is floating in the air. It like blew up straight up and it's like a cartoon.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and here we are worrying about the environment here.
SPEAKER_00Well, the Ukraine, I mean, they're they are like number one in the world in uh war levels. War drone technology.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but why aren't they leveling Kev? Why aren't they just blowing the hell out of their power to do it? Why can't they got the air to do it? They've got the air, they got the missiles to drive it. Russia's been holding back for so long. And they just let's just warn NATO they're gonna do a devastating attack on. I can't believe they just don't mow that down. Just carpet bomb, carpet bomb, carpet bomb.
SPEAKER_00They don't have a lot of support. I mean, it they say they do, but they don't have a lot of support in Russia for this war.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they must. The people are being bombed in Moscow. Can you imagine if Washington was being bombed and you you don't have support of the people? I don't think so. I don't I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. I I debate that because I really the Come on.
SPEAKER_01You know, they blew up those college girls last month. They they they killed 20, I think it was 27 college girls in their dorm. You don't think the public wants to annihilate those babies?
SPEAKER_00The public is always already getting information about the hospitals and the children that they killed in Ukraine at the beginning of this. So yeah, I I think that there's a lot of pushback on this.
SPEAKER_03I will say, because of the whole NATO dynamic, uh, and drones were used in the whole Iran thing. Yeah, they were weaponizing that. Yep.
SPEAKER_02But every time, every time Trump says be nice, he did that with with uh Netanyahu. Be nice, and next thing you know, Netanyahu's bombing.
SPEAKER_03You have to know the the room and the dynamics, and I think we're definitely playing 6D chest.
SPEAKER_00I mean, if I hear that one more time, I just like chocolate bear.
SPEAKER_03So it's playing with in the last podcast, where uh you know he was kind of convinced to be like Venezuela, yeah, and Netanyahu and Masad and everyone did a massive persuasion propaganda campaign with them, and it's been really interesting to see what he said the last couple days with this memorandum thing and him trying to back off. And he basically openly said yesterday every time I threaten them, the economy goes down. Every time I say peace, it goes back up. I'm tired of doing that.
SPEAKER_02I read that 14-point agreement with Iran, and part of it was I couldn't even believe what I was reading. I'm like, is is Trump losing it altogether? I mean, he's like straight back over to Iran.
SPEAKER_00Nope.
SPEAKER_02No, listen to me. I read that, and they said that in 60 days after that, Iran is gonna start taxing any ships going in and out of there. Which they didn't do before the war. But now they can. And there's nobody over there to so-called monitor their nuclear capabilities because they're pulling everybody out. And then I look at that and I'm like, okay, and you're gonna give them $300 billion of our taxpayer money to revamp their country with what we destroyed.
SPEAKER_03Well, here's the thing about that. This is why sounds like a winning deal. Norman Pod Horetz or John Pod Horritz, Mark Levin, Ben Shapiro have been going totally apeshit. Is it it's almost basically Trump basically basically saying he he shouldn't have done it, and it's kind of going back to sort of how it was at the beginning.
SPEAKER_01Well, it's worse than it was at the beginning. Actually, it's worse.
SPEAKER_02So now that he's making peace with them, who's next? Well, then we go after next.
SPEAKER_00For people using their ports, but it's not for for the Iranian ports, it's not for the strait itself. Interesting, are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. That was one of the things that they had they were trying to point out in in the the debates and stuff like that, because um it is uh illegal under international uh uh maritime law to charge going through yeah, going through the city. Well, okay, now the 300 billion that you're talking about. It's not our money. It's not taxpayer money. It's uh where's this money coming from? It's what we have locked up of theirs. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Well, it's what we have locked up of theirs, we're gonna release, but the Arab nations around them are gonna pay to rebuild them, yeah, and they're gonna benefit by that. Yeah, they're gonna have a foothold in Iran, which has lots of resources, yeah. And it's it's a good, it's a win-win for them. I don't know about us.
SPEAKER_02Well, I so they unite them all together even more so than being separated, which they were before.
SPEAKER_00Well, this is part of his, but is Israel's also part of that that that group. So it's it's part of his uh what do they call that? The uh Abraham Accord. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I like that whole Abrahamic thing. Well, and it said that goes with your Brahmin.
SPEAKER_03Brahmin Well, section eleven of that memorandum, it said the U.S. undertakes to make fully available for the use of frozen or restricted funds and assets of Iran used upon the implementation of MOU. The U.S. and Islamic Republic will mutually agree to procedures related to the release of these funds that have been frozen.
SPEAKER_01Well, weren't those funds used to keep Social Security going?
SPEAKER_03Probably, probably. Well, you know, that's one of the things about when you try to like micromanage the Middle East, they did the takeover, yeah, and uh we didn't like they overthrew the Shah and everything. Yeah, so we just had constant warfare with them. But one thing that's the problem is the whole time the Shah was in power, Iran's an Islamic country, it's not the US or Japan.
SPEAKER_00You know, this must have been a very exciting episode because you're now into your second tube of negotiations.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah, I I ran out of the laws, so I opened the new one. I always have two on me. It's always I need to get a holster. I mean, keep that stream going.
SPEAKER_01So we've we've got we're bringing about the economy in time for the midterms, is what it's showing like. The you know, the new head of the Fed, it's a little scary regarding interest rates, right? That's getting kind of funky. But they're lining it up to make things look good for the midterms. He was asking what's next. I think after midterms territory, it's Cuba. And they're working behind the scenes in Cuba to make constant pressure on Cuba. There's a lot of pressure on Cuba and they've got a stranglehold on them, the food supply and all sorts of stuff. Yeah, they're squeezing and they're gonna try and do a Venezuela in Cuba. That's after the midterms. I think that's a good thing.
SPEAKER_03Oh, oh, that all the point. I don't know. Well, they just did the arrest warrant thing or something to Raul Castro or whoever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're building all the steps ready to pull a Venezuela on Cuba. No question.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think that's I think that's the next big territorial move.
SPEAKER_00The other thing that I think is kind of noteworthy that's going on is that uh Gavin Newsom's wife is under investigation. Gavin comes out and starts crying. No, Trump administration is trying to keep me from running and all this other stuff. Everybody, nobody's buying it, not even CNN. And and the investigation came under the Biden administration.
SPEAKER_03Uh what was it about? I just saw the headline.
SPEAKER_00What what they did was they they did a pay-for-play scheme where um they would make uh donors donate to his wife's charitable or NGO, and then they would issue contracts for the donors that sell them there. Oh yeah, yeah. And they've got they've got tons and tons of evidence. And they just raided their their home and they rated all the stuff, and he he is he's going back crap crazy because uh he knows that this is gonna be the death knell of his president's.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah, he's like the chosen one.
SPEAKER_01He was really you think this will be?
unknownOh god.
SPEAKER_02He was gonna run for president, of course. Oh, yeah, he's been building it up slowly.
SPEAKER_00Every time he comes, he comes to the South all the time, yeah, promoting himself. All he did was he he started his campaign by taking all of the Trump's talking points and putting his name in, you know, taking Trump's name out and putting his name in. And he was just trying to be Trump 2.0 just to the less version of what he's trying to be. Uh well hell, he was trying to be the Wright's version of it. He wasn't even changing it up. He's lying. I mean, you know, he's gonna say anything he can to get the boat.
SPEAKER_03He he was doing a podcast tour too, and yeah, trying to see how moderate he is.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he Ben Shapiro and yeah, all sorts of stuff.
SPEAKER_03So remember John Edwards? Oh, he was like this. I think that was during the Obama 2008 one or 2004 or both. You think he's gone?
SPEAKER_01I I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_03It's he's a major figure. Sticky, he's like a hill.
SPEAKER_01He's got the look, he's got the look that they want, too. Oh, yeah, they've been fawning over him. And oh god, I mean they've got him and Kamala Harris together on the ticket. That's a ticket. Kamala Harris. That's a ticket. Oh, yeah. She's a brain child.
SPEAKER_03Well, didn't the DNC just have this big report where they did this porst modem, post mortem on uh on what happened? Yeah, but they ignored the uh the major wounds, but yeah, they and they just kind of tried to whitewash it and not admit anything, even in basically their internal document.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. And they they and they they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions, on this postmortem. And it was again another boondoggle that went into giving themselves money, special interest money.
SPEAKER_01Their ticket's gonna be a fun one to watch. It's gonna be an interesting election.
SPEAKER_03Well, speaking of establishment left, did you see this whole Obama presidential library thing in Illinois? What a dumpster. That thing looks they kept joking on the five, but it looks like some shitty Star Trek like spaceship building. Yeah. And it's just by itself and designed all asymmetrical and weird, and it's super expensive.
SPEAKER_00It's ugly, it's way over uh way over budget. Um the billion dollars. The black contractors haven't been paid. Some of them have had to go into bankruptcy. Oh, so it's like slave labor. They did all the work and they never got paid. Really? Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Billion dollars over budget, too. I saw something about contractors yet, not nobody even uses a library anymore. I mean, you should have just made it a dance hall or something. Well, it's like a big mall. That's pretty much all it is. But I mean, seriously, my daughter at Coastal Carolina, they built this big building, and I'm like, what's this building gonna be, Zoe? It's like that's the library. And she's and then she says there's no books in it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So why oh my wife is asking me, where the biggest is.
SPEAKER_01So how can you have sex with a girl in the there's no none of that exists. If there's no books, then you can't hide. I don't think it exists anymore. Um I mean they still have libraries like a public library, and you can get a book, but well a lot of these things are like a big thing.
SPEAKER_03I haven't been in there in the locked. Is that the one on 544?
SPEAKER_00No, it's the it's the one on uh about 14th Avenue and um in uh King's Highway. Oh, yeah, I'm sure that one's uh squatter central. Oh my god, it stinks.
SPEAKER_01So what are they gonna what are they gonna put in the Obama library? What's it gonna be?
SPEAKER_03Well they were saying there were the artifacts that were in there could be put in a living room. Oh yeah. And it's in this huge like tower building. What kind of artifacts? Obama sentimental things, and they're they're supposed to be all things. Yeah, a museum or like a museum or everything except for birth certificate. Like um, yeah, that's what Greg Gutler said.
SPEAKER_00But his long form his wife, I guess, really laid a giant turd for her speech. Oh, really? Yeah, oh yeah. She made him look like such a cuck.
SPEAKER_01Really?
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it was embarrassing.
SPEAKER_03Sounds like a wife. Yeah, that sounds like a Democrat wife.
SPEAKER_01Is this an anti-men thing or is it just him?
SPEAKER_00Hey, look at me when I'm I'm telling you this. Oh, you know, he's like, no, I'm not looking for it. Did she really do this? I and I can't watch it.
SPEAKER_01I get too I get too emotional watching it, but was it really a punishment theory type of thing? Does it make the race?
SPEAKER_00I am speaking that she was doing this. I am speaking, let me speak. You'll be watching. She she is so uh you could tell that she is so egotistical in trying to get all the attention for herself, and it pains her that her husband is getting any attention.
SPEAKER_03It kind of sounds like that British uh Harry's wife. What's her name? Megan something.
SPEAKER_00Uh Markle.
SPEAKER_03Megan Markle. Yeah. It's kind of the same thing. They did like an Australia tour.
SPEAKER_00And same thing with McCron and his wife.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's yeah. Candace Owens has some interesting theories on her.
SPEAKER_00We should have her on sometime on the fucking house. That dude would be really good to talk to.
SPEAKER_03Um yeah. Uh don't believe the hype. Well, I did want to get to Mafia Mike's data center thing, too, but as we're on the tail end here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So I guess um I know we have uh DC blocks down on um Howard Avenue, which is a data center at Myrtle Beach, right across from uh uh the bookstore down there. And uh Amazon is building a building over on Postal Way, and I drove by that, and one thing I've looked up is that all data centers have one thing in common. They're all solid concrete six-inch walls. This isn't like a lot of pieces or one piece, and that building has that. Now I talked to my neighbor who works for Amazon, and he stated that that building was supposed to be like an extra warehouse to go ship things out of, which is really in a bad section because it's right up the street from the high school, Carolina Forest High School, so the bus is getting around that circle, plus they're building houses across the street.
SPEAKER_03So yeah, they really overdeveloped the 501 area.
SPEAKER_02And they don't even have the infrastructure, the two-lane road for that road.
SPEAKER_03Well, you specialize in making these concrete shoes, and they're not even trying to use your services for this building. Yeah, why'd they leave you out? So Moffia, you might say concrete species.
SPEAKER_01That's why they repossessed the that land in Georgia outside of Peachtree. They just, I don't know how many acres that they just repossessed from people and just started building a data center. Protests were happening.
SPEAKER_02So I believe that's gonna be a I believe, I believe that's a day a data center. Now, the only way you can really truly find out is you find out the permits. Because one thing in common with all data centers is they'll pull permits for big generators.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, but they have to publicly announce that that's what they're doing. They can't just unless it's a government one, they they they have to announce it's a good thing.
SPEAKER_02I've heard of stories where a lot of these uh don't get publicized until the bull is already erect.
SPEAKER_03Well, this is what I want to know. How does this all to end out the hour pod, how does this tie in to Maya and Brahma?
SPEAKER_01Oh, they're generating that. Darren has a I mean, okay, data center simulation. If you listen to a lot of these people who are working on the data side and the AI side, in their interviews, they will, and including uh lovely Mr. Musk, say it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation. So factor in what they say is not all about what it is they know. These data centers are linking up with quantum computing and they're working interdimensionally. They're working within the simulation and they're creating events within the simulation.
SPEAKER_03Using my to redraw.
SPEAKER_01Okay, well you can yeah, the that goes back 5,000 years plus. But it's the same theory, and now scientifically they've come to terms with that theory. They're not calling it that, but they are insinuating in doing that. Do we have proof of this? No, this is just this is just my theory that they're working interdimensionally. Are we saved apes in a like the major experience? That that stuff, like so. When you look at disclosure day and you look at all these other things, those are likely interdimensional beings. Whether or not they're evolved beings like of us, our future, coming back and dealing interdimensionally, who knows? The data center whole thing that we're all all everybody's saying, oh my god, they're tracking us, they're using a digital currency, they've already got that. Those data centers are already working, but this is these are quantum centers that are taking AI into different dimensions, a lot like what's going on in CERN times five. So the United States is leading in this area, they're gonna continue to lead in this area, but they're gonna have to solve for energy consumption. And I think that's gonna be the primary goal of AI, just like those robots that are on the corner asking for money because they need electricity.
SPEAKER_00How about the robots that are taking toilets? Yeah, AI, AI toilet.
SPEAKER_01AI, for AI to go past AGI, it needs to solve the energy problem. So free energy is gonna come out of this experiment. That's what's gonna come out of it. Because AI's primary goal is to keep going. It needs energy to keep going. You can't have these enormous data centers using all this water and all this electricity to keep going. They're gonna have to grab it from somewhere else, out of the atmosphere. But they don't have other things. They may or they may not. The oil industry suppresses everything, all these wars, all these all the banking stuff, that's all oil industry suppression. Well, and this was it doesn't want that monopoly to go away.
SPEAKER_03This was a slow news week, and I wanted to end on the interdimensional free center Brahmin uh uh angle on it.
SPEAKER_01Beautiful, nicely done.
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