Strip Club Monkeys

In this episode we explore Randy O having his Gentleman's Club cherry popped. CIAandMe your DNA share, Potato UAP's, T Rex fashion, Campground Toilet Diving, New York Sewer Dwellers, AI generated Amazon Rain Forest and more...

Check out the Tripp (and Graham) has Issues podcast!

Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:00

Here we come, walking down the street. Got the goal, no taxes to me. Free to speak and free to trade. Markets have no need for the microphone monkeys. People say we're at our kids, funkies. Hey, we're the microphone monkeys.

SPEAKER_05 0:30

Hey guys, this is Microphone Monkeys, and this week we have Libertarian Titty Bar Adventures, UFO Potatoes, CIA Alien DNA analysis, T-Rex leather purses, and sewer people.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

Sewer people love it. What are they doing, though? And we got every we got all the monkeys here today. We do for the first time since I can't even remember.

SPEAKER_04 0:56

And we have uh Bam Bam and Jazzy in the house.

SPEAKER_05 1:02

Our reminder of the forum. That's right. That's right. So I am joined today. It is the whole crew of five. So I have Dark Web Det Meringue. Yeah. AKA the uh the money sweeper. No. And you guys will find out about that. Yeah. We have Mafia Mike, our connecting house again. We have Astral Projection Atherton. Oh aka the Karma Capitalist. Podcast coming soon. We're gonna bully him into it.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 1:40

And we have the Minnesota Maniac, aka the Ladies Man, aka Stone Cold Steve Hoffman.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Yeah, sure. You betcha.

SPEAKER_05 1:50

You betcha, you know. So our first story today. Myself and Will Detmering decided to do a little field research.

SPEAKER_04 2:03

We we we had to do the deeds that no one else would go.

SPEAKER_05 2:09

We had to do some testing, do some research. We got free tickets from Myrtle Mania to a place connected to it that happened to be a thongatorium slash titty bar slash.

SPEAKER_04 2:23

Well, it's the it's the famous master's club, and it's in the masters complex. And everybody knows it. Everybody knows it. And um is like the fanciest strip club in Myrtle Mania. You and you confessed that you had never been to a never been to a strip club gentleman's club. A gentleman's city bar. A gentleman's club. Come on, stop, stop all that terrible thing. This is a this is a classy uh thing. And I I gave you I gave you some heads up, some warnings before we went. Yeah. That would there would be uh funny extraction. We would be under attack. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

And we were and we were. Wait, though. We thongatorium? What is it? Thongatorium. What is that? Will it be brightened? Is this like a display case?

SPEAKER_04 3:11

It might as well have been. When we when we got in, it was it was very nice. I mean, it we you know, they patted us down, and um a couple burly guys did outside and inside. And um, yeah, and then um, yeah, that is correct. We got it padded down outside and inside.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

Wow, this is a safe organization. They must have liked what they saw.

SPEAKER_04 3:33

I know. I think they thought Mafia Mike was coming with us, and that's why they were uh they're on tacking, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:41

So next time I'll remember that.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

We got a seat and we sat down, and it wasn't I think uh a real healthy girl. Um she she was she was a chubby one, yeah. Um which is my type. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

But she she was our waitress.

SPEAKER_03 4:00

Like a Russian weightlifter kind of no, like a young woman.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

We're not talking 300 pounds as an araxic care. Oh yeah. So uh I have been described as a chubby chaser by Jeff who shall not be named.

SPEAKER_07 4:13

Yeah. Oh, I know. I've heard about that.

SPEAKER_04 4:15

So we we we get our our seat, and um, she's dismayed right away because um we both ordered soft drinks.

SPEAKER_05 4:25

Oh no. Oh, we came in with the walls up. We were ready to defend ourselves and our wallets.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

And and we had to have her break 220s. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:36

No way. Real cash money? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, cash money. You have to have the yeah, I'm not dropping $20 bills on these are two of them.

SPEAKER_03 4:43

This already set her in the wrong direction, right? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:46

Well, we made our intentions very clear. Yeah, we tip well when we don't drink.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

No, I don't think the tip well even was there.

SPEAKER_05 4:55

That didn't even come up very lightly.

SPEAKER_04 4:58

So the first thing they did was they sent out the South American crew. Oh, uh two gals, uh Colombian and Argentinian, and um, they came down and um physically assaulted us. Physically assault us. It was a molestation.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

Oh yeah. But the Argentinians should be on your side.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

I mean she is actually very friendly.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

The Colombian was the one that was clawing us, though.

SPEAKER_05 5:24

Oh yeah, grab did the little pecker grab action, yeah. Yeah. Wow, that's a little bit more. See, they're they're testing the water. They've passed the boundary. Oh, yeah. This is like this is the only place more pushy than like a car dealership. Oh, yeah. So they have like every wave, they're doing good copy.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you buy steps eventually? Did you find the balls came out? That was the fourth wave. The fourth wave.

SPEAKER_05 5:49

Oh, but she's mentioned Rand Paul. She was doing all sorts of things.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

Figured you out and gathered info from the rest. Well, check those out.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

The batchful one, go after him. He's got the money.

SPEAKER_05 6:00

He's the one who broke the 20. Who's intellectual as a winner?

SPEAKER_04 6:03

Okay, tell them how much money we actually spent in cash. I mean, for cash for tips.

SPEAKER_05 6:10

I broke, yeah, I think I broke 120 and I split up the ten dollar bills. We ended up only spending six months out of that pile. So we were very careful and prudent.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

Choice cash money. Uh, which one was gonna get it?

SPEAKER_05 6:27

Now, the last girl that was that assaulted us.

SPEAKER_04 6:31

Um, let's do the story.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

Let's do the whole ways.

SPEAKER_04 6:33

Okay, we'll do the whole the whole thing. Yeah, he doesn't want me to jump to the last part. The last part's the crescendo where he had to run to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_05 6:42

Run to the bathroom and hide my wallet. So we go through the Latin American ones came out first.

SPEAKER_04 6:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:49

Uh-huh. The one, you know, grabbed our dicks literally and asked if we'd like to spend a lot of money somewhere else.

SPEAKER_04 6:55

And flash or boobs.

SPEAKER_05 6:57

Flash your boobs. And it's like, okay, well, and the main theme we had the whole time was we got free tickets and we brought $11 here. And made that very clear to them. Kept saying it worked three times, but yeah, we got tricked. I got tricked on the fourth one. Yeah. So the next wave came out. Same thing, sitting on my lap, sitting on your lap, same routine.

SPEAKER_04 7:19

Let's see. What what country were these from?

SPEAKER_05 7:21

Yeah, that might have been the Russian one the second time.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

Yeah, I think you're right. I think it was the Russian one.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

The Russian one's usually probably aggressive.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

Uh, she also on my lap. She was very aggressive. Yeah. And she got she got angry.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Yeah. Yeah. That's part of the whole thing. You don't spread the money there or spread something else. You're gonna be anxious. Yeah, oh yeah. And they yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:41

I asked where she was from. She wouldn't tell me.

SPEAKER_05 7:44

I'm from Latvia.

SPEAKER_04 7:45

Uh I said, well, it's sounds like you're Eastern European. You know, I'm like, you know.

SPEAKER_05 7:49

I'm from in your wallet.

SPEAKER_04 7:50

Yeah, I didn't say Russian. I didn't say got a couple rubles in that wallet of yours.

SPEAKER_05 7:55

Well, you know what's funny? Because we just kept playing it off, like, oh yeah, they would sit on your lap first and then go, like, oh, what are you guys interested in doing? So we just got free tickets and brought the I had the eleven dollars on the table, just like and we brought it broke. And then they step off and get off our lap. Yeah, but it wasn't instantaneous. They they were there for a while. Yeah, yeah. And then they're trying to wear us down. Were you the only people in there at this time? No, really. It it apparently blasts off after like midnight. We were there. What time did you get? 8:30? Yeah, 8:39. What time is it open? I don't know. They did they have a lunch hour there? Uh lunch hour. I think so. How was the food? Was the food good? Oh, we didn't do food. Oh no. Oh, yeah. No, we were we were, and it still cost over 50 bucks. We'll get to that on the last girl. Yeah. Um, the the trickery that went on. And then the third wave came out. I think it was the black girl from New York. Yes, yes, the black girl. Third wave from New York. Okay, and we did the same thing. And then it came to the final boss. They sent out SEAL Team 6.

SPEAKER_04 9:03

Well, first I want to get back to the Russian girl. She wanted to insult us. Oh, yeah. Oh, are you guys gay? Are you guys gay? And you know what our answer was? We're happy. Are you on a date? That's what she said. Are you two on a date? We said, yes, we are. It's our month, and we're fabulous.

SPEAKER_05 9:22

Oh, they were getting so frustrated with us.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Let me get this right. You went to a family-friendly, gay titty bar in Myrtle Beach. Only Donnie Emery can bring that to us. Only in Myrtle Beat.

SPEAKER_05 9:39

Well, and they had the dancers coming out as this was developing. Right. And it was happening. And one did some fancy gymnastics.

SPEAKER_04 9:47

I gotta say, yeah, because I was bragging about, you know, some of the high-end places I've gone to will have these incredible athletes. I mean, they are athletes that are uh on on the pole. Sure. And I mean they are 30 feet up in the air. She climbed with the top, yeah, like upside down. And then waving herself like a flag, you know, by her legs. I mean, the core strength is just absolutely incredible.

SPEAKER_05 10:10

I like the chubby fat one at the end, but we'll definitely like the gymnastics and the athleticism.

SPEAKER_04 10:15

I appreciate I appreciate the effort that goes into that.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

Circ they teddy bar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

Depends on what night you go in. Again. Very diverse. Yeah, I mean, God, you had a lot of different nations there. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:35

Oh, yeah. New York, Russia, Colombia, Argentina. They were they were covering the whole uh the whole globe there. Damn it. Yeah. But then the final boss came. So this girl came and made me back up, sat on my lap, and took my arms, put them around her stomach, and put her elbows down like I was locked in. In the lock. Like I couldn't let go.

SPEAKER_04 11:00

In between her her shoulder blades. I mean, I don't know how she could even hear him.

SPEAKER_05 11:05

Well, she kept squeezing her butt cheeks and trying to like maybe his mouth. And here was the trick, because she's the professional, she's the pro. Yeah, she is. She came in and I didn't realize, and she she she was just talking, wouldn't let me go, wouldn't wouldn't let it end. I was going, what's going on here? And right at oh, and she was going, oh, well, you guys are with what party? And we said, Oh, Ory County Libertarian Party. And she's going, oh, Rand Paul, and I always like Rand Paul and blah, blah, blah. And just trying to stay as long as humanly possible. And what she was doing was she was buying drinks that I was paying for. Oh, sure. It was a little sneaky, but had you on a tab there? So they took my card at the beginning for our drinks. And all of a sudden, she's getting these little Red Bulls. And at the end she said, Oh, thank you for the Red Bulls. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, instead of like a $10 or $15 bill, it was like $50. Yeah. So they knew we weren't letting go of our money. Money. Yeah, they had that in. She did the more advanced thing.

SPEAKER_03 12:06

Some sort of disclaimer at the beginning that you know they can charge you drinks or any.

SPEAKER_05 12:11

There was no itemized thing on the receipt. It was just like uh okay, okay, you cheap, stingy motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 12:19

The grip that she had on you that it was a time thing, so they could start charging you for the time. I think so.

SPEAKER_05 12:25

Because she literally locked in like a little bit of a little bit more. Yes, the longer they're there, the more they could charge it. Well Which I expected. I I expected I wouldn't leave without spending a hundred bucks at least. Yeah. And it ended up being about 50, 60 with the tip to the chubby waitress. So it worked out pretty good, but it was so you're going back, I take it. I guess we need at least like three or four people at once. When when it's two people, it's the vulture situation.

SPEAKER_04 12:50

And we're thinking about the vulture situation. They may have a um uh an anniversary uh one coming up. And um, I guess anniversary of the colour. We're looking at the calendar, and I'll find out from from Dawn because she'll probably go with us. And um it was a blast.

SPEAKER_05 13:09

And with the music blasting and the lights, and it it it is a good venue.

SPEAKER_04 13:14

I mean, it really was.

SPEAKER_05 13:15

It's very beautiful and nice in there.

SPEAKER_04 13:17

Yeah, and and the DJ played Five Finger Death Punch.

SPEAKER_05 13:21

Oh, good. He did. He had good music. So Rand Paul, Five Finger Death Punch. It was a very liberty titty adventure we had.

SPEAKER_04 13:28

During during this thing, I saw my dream job.

SPEAKER_05 13:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 13:33

Uh what was that? This guy came out, and he the bills that people were throwing up on the stage, he came out with a little broom.

SPEAKER_05 13:42

And sweeped it up and the money sweeper. Yeah, just the money sweeper. And then he'd get all the bills, put them in a pile, and count them for the ladies.

SPEAKER_07 13:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:51

And uh, yeah, they the and he looked like Will. And I think it is the dream job for Will.

SPEAKER_02 13:57

This is a perfect we need to get with Don and I thought they were gonna dress him up as a penis so all the girls could go.

SPEAKER_05 14:05

Will was the main one giving the out of the six dollars. Will gave five of them one by one.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

And the one time I made him get up to g to give a girl a dancer or a tip. He went up there and threw the bill at her.

SPEAKER_02 14:20

Like folder scope.

SPEAKER_04 14:22

I, of course, I I of course, you know, like a gentleman, folded it up, put it in the the little uh the thong strap.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

Well, it's not a thong strap.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

It's a the garter belt. It's a garter. And uh put it in the garter and stuff like that because I think that's the classy thing to do. You know, I it always it reminds me of the um the Canadians when they they uh ban um giving uh dollar tips, uh paper dollar tips to things. So you had to pay them in loonies, which are the the silver dollar. And so they're pelting these girls.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

I mean, talk about lack of dodgeball. Yeah, like throwing chains at them.

SPEAKER_04 15:10

Yeah, it was supposed to be for more dignity. Talk about yeah, lack of dogs. It's an assault.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Yeah, yeah, assault of coins. Is it a dollar throwing? Were these girls like totally naked or g strings? Uh like G strings and their tits.

SPEAKER_04 15:25

Most of the dancers didn't even have their tops off, uh, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_05 15:28

At the beginning, it would be just part of they want you doing money. And we were doing the long game of like, nope, we're not spending $50.

SPEAKER_04 15:35

The other thing, too, is they were trying to press you into the uh the VIP room like in immediately. Yeah, which is you know crazy.

SPEAKER_05 15:43

What idiot the rape session in the back. That's an rape session in the front. Got molestered right at the beginning.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Now the Myrtle Mania area is completely different, right? It's different than what you were in. You mean visions, visions lounge. Visions lounge.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

That's where they Myrtle Mania is one of their events that have it.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

And Visions is completely different than environment than the Libertarian Titty Bar.

SPEAKER_05 16:09

Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_04 16:10

Yeah. Right. Um they've got three in the Masters complex, they've got three. They've got Hideaway Lounge, they've got Visions uh Lounge, and they've got the uh Masters Club.

SPEAKER_05 16:21

I think they do comedy at the hideaway thing or something.

SPEAKER_04 16:24

I think I think you're right. I think you're right.

SPEAKER_05 16:25

Yeah, I mean that Visions is like totally PG. Like you could bring children to Visions if you're if they're allowed in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

Oh yeah. And they'd have to be padded down, evidently.

SPEAKER_03 16:35

Oh yeah. So um in the parking lot, I saw a wrap in that parking lot when we were there. Uh it was a diamond-studded wrap on an Audi.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

So literally, it looked like mirrors.

SPEAKER_05 16:51

Oh, yeah. It looked like a trillion little diamonds across the whole surface of the car. Did you get a picture of that?

SPEAKER_03 16:59

I did, but it does not do it justice at all. And it's almost something you have to see in person to believe that's real.

SPEAKER_04 17:05

Well, Randy and I will probably get a ride in their little uh in their van. But I'm already at the destination. We're like, we don't care, we'll go with anywhere you want.

SPEAKER_05 17:14

Let's go to your next stop and come back. This was definitely a money extraction extravaganza. Well, that's it. Extraction is more like any of the gentlemen's clubs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

So you have to you have to go in. My friend used to own a gentleman's club back home. Yeah. Yeah. It's uh I get it for free though. If I used to go in there and I used to rouse the guys out of their money playing pool. Ah. And then play with the girls after.

SPEAKER_05 17:47

The strip club market, I could see you could definitely make a lot of money.

SPEAKER_04 17:51

But I I mean, I I was a little disappointed in that they didn't have more talent on the dance floor. I mean, they have to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_05 18:02

Apparently, anyone with an Orie County license in any city that's in Ori County can go for free until 1 a.m. Free admission. Yeah. You know, they'll they have other admissions once you get in.

SPEAKER_04 18:15

And if you have a free admission, they do want you to tip the girl at the back door at the at the office when you go in.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

So yeah, that's not for me in any of this. But it's good to hear your story. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

Tell tell me exactly what what it is, why it why is it the money part?

SPEAKER_03 18:33

No, it's not, it's not that. And I look I'm open to anybody doing whatever it is they want to do. Like the whole freedom thing. That that I'm totally cool with. You want to sell your body, you want to get paid to do X, Y, and Z. That's your choice. Mutual exchange. I'm fine with all that, but I'm not gonna run down Main Street okay and and a little bikini holding a sign saying yay for them. I I just I'm not. But taking it further, I've been to those places and they were always like force things, like bachelor things. It just never does it for me. It's just boozy, flashy, it's like it doesn't give you a woody. No, it makes me want to run for the door. I'm like, just get that away from me.

SPEAKER_05 19:15

By the third wave, I was kind of like, well.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

I wanted to get out of the way.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

The classy woman is your uh thing and the skanks aren't.

SPEAKER_03 19:29

No, I didn't, and then and then and then there's another scenario. There's another scenario I have. Like in the prime of the rave days in in San Francisco when things were going nuts. I mean, 24-7 nuts. I knew I knew the the a bunch of strippers. Yeah. And they were phenomenal dancers. Like really, really, really, really good dancers, but I always picked up this weird energy from them. And I didn't know they were strippers at first, and we were just hanging out, we were all hanging out around these ladies, and they were weird, just like, oh man, they're really fit. And my cousin became friends with them, and she's like, they're all strippers. And I'm like, Oh, that's why I'm picking up this weird it's almost dark. It was like a dark energy to them. And that last that really left an impression on me. And then I got to know one, but not like close as a friend, just like dance somebody I danced with and see on the weekends, and she would freak out on me from time to time. You know, there was a lot of drugs at the time. Yeah. And she would just talk, you know, you could tell bad childhood, bad everything. You know, and then just a sneaky try and we were like Father's Day. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

You gotta go in there with a positive frame of mind. You're there to help a working girl pay her way through the seminary.

SPEAKER_05 20:48

You know, that that's what you gotta go anyway. Well, we didn't see the non-outfits, but I will say they make a car dealership look like passive.

SPEAKER_03 20:55

Yeah, the whole thing, the whole thing. And I was in one in Hungary, and uh it was exactly like what you were talking about. And I went for work, like the guys brought me on this thing for work, and I was the I'm the biggest dud because I don't drink. Yeah. Back then when I was living in Hungary, I didn't I didn't drink. And I went to it and I just was like, I didn't want people touching me. I was just like, just don't touch my girl.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

Hungry hungry girls are nuts.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

And they're beautiful. Why why would you go to Hung Hungary if you didn't want to see the girls? I mean, it's a major tourist area.

SPEAKER_05 21:26

It's definitely my vibe. I've never done anything like that. Like a strip club type of thing. And it was uh so they broke your cherry then. They broke broke the virgin territory of the strip club.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

Well, and you found out it wasn't a horrible danger zone. You do have to be careful of your wallet.

SPEAKER_05 21:47

Yeah, it is a danger zone for your wallet. We could have easily spent hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

Yeah, I want more for my money. A strip club, you're gonna walk out of there. Only thing you're gonna get is a lighter wallet. Cheap. In Southeast Asia, you go to massage parlors. There you get your money's worth.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

I think there's some of those in North Myrtle that are yeah, and you also get crabs and everything else probably with the Yeah, have them wear the gloves.

SPEAKER_05 22:13

Just do the the handy crazy. But I just th that was it was a blast.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

I think we we did have fun. We we we were laughing. We had a great conversation. Um uh the back and forth with the the ladies, um, it was kind of like uh verbal chess game, you know, going on.

SPEAKER_05 22:34

It was it was hilarious watching them get more and more frustrated.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Yeah, so which one was your favorite?

SPEAKER_05 22:42

Probably the the Rand Paul one of the lap ones and not on stage. Yeah, she she had a nice conversational. She was the professional, yeah, she was the hitman. She's the one that's the one with the brain. Yeah, she's the one who took the money. And I had every wall up, and she still got around it. So I have to respect that.

SPEAKER_03 23:00

Yeah, but if you if re you reversed all this and this is popular too, would you go out there and do this? Like there was a demand for like a like I was a hotene girl. No, yeah, no, if you had to do the performance. A man whore. Oh, like a gigolo? Yeah, if you had to do the performance. Hell yeah. You'd do it. Would you do it? You'd do the performance. Probably.

SPEAKER_04 23:20

I mean I I mean, I don't see the uh really the the difference between a lot of performances that I've done in the past getting on stage and stuff. It's kind of selling your soul a little bit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:37

You black it out a little bit and you just do your routine.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

Yeah, I mean I I feel bad because I did the you know, the blues brothers routines and stuff like that. Oh really? Oh yeah. I didn't know. I was one of the blues brothers. Yeah. Oh, Elwood. What did you do? Uh played the uh well, I it did uh you know, did the little dancing played the uh harmonica after I got it out of my uh suitcase. Oh dressed as is Elwood. Um I didn't know.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

So you could definitely do this. You'd do the mail review. Oh not a problem.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

And then um I also did uh uh rubber biscuit. Uh it's a song by the blues brothers. It's uh it's it's yeah, and it's it's pretty tough. And I had to do a lot of practice to top.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Yeah, called like harmonica blues traveler type thing. Well the moves too, the dance moves on this. Oh, yeah, yeah, serious.

SPEAKER_04 24:26

Was was serious. And and we just uh after we did this little thing in in high school, and um yeah, all of a sudden we had you know uh people wanting to hire us and stuff like that, and I thought it was like this is ridiculous. And I felt bad because I'm ripping off somebody else's act, you know?

SPEAKER_05 24:43

It's a performance though. It's a performer thing, people in the performance industry.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

It's kind of funny. Like I remember in Austin, I would rent a car. Like I'd go do business there and I'd have to rent a car, and I got the same lady like every time. And she's like, Oh, I'm going on vacation. I'm like, where are you going? She's like, Oh, I'm going to Las Vegas. I'm gonna go see something, something down under. I'm like, what? And the guy she's working with looks at her and he's like, or hung down under, I think was the performer she's going to. And I'm like, you're you're doing what? Thunder down under I'm going to see the mail review in Las Vegas with my girlfriends. And I just was like, oh my god, this is a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 25:18

Is this with Wan Jing Long from uh Kung Fu? Wan Hung Low.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

Wong Hung Low. I just the whole thing made me crack up, but you know, people do this.

SPEAKER_05 25:27

Vegas and Myrtle Beach, and I don't know, like Atlantic City or something. They that's the performance. Oh yeah, you know, showtime. No shame. No shame, all all show. And uh yeah, that's part of it. But I did want to, yeah, I wanted to go through the libertarian titty adventure, but now we have our first uh formal story of the day. Whistleblower says CIA used DNA data from ancestry and 23andMe customers in search for aliens.

SPEAKER_03 26:06

Yeah. This makes total sense. I mean, is there any imperial empirical evidence to back this story up?

SPEAKER_02 26:14

Or is this Was this guy like trying to um look at back at his ancestors to see if there were any aliens in his uh DNA?

SPEAKER_05 26:23

Well, they not only said that, said the CIA's going into their data. Yeah, I mean there could be something.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

The CIA is chasing them. Oh, this guy could be part alien, let's go get him.

SPEAKER_05 26:32

Well, they did Mafia Mike's ancestry and it came back 100% witness intimidation. So everything you have to be there's other details in this empirical DNA. Yeah, this empirical evidence. Like what Darren came back as spiritually complicated.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

Yeah, exactly. But are so they're after the lizard people, or what are they after? The Martians.

SPEAKER_05 26:53

This is beyond the lizard people.

SPEAKER_03 26:56

David Icke does the reptilian agenda. Is that terrestrial or are those aliens? It could be interdimensional, honestly. And I mean he even leans that direction too. It could be interdimensional.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

So I can walk my lizard and talk to him at the same time. I have lizards going on.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

So you're telling me they got charts back that showed people that were 50% German, 25% Swedish, and 25% Alpha Centurion? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Yeah, there we go.

SPEAKER_05 27:28

How do you do that? Yeah, you're from the Sagittarius constellation.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

Now that would be proof, all right.

SPEAKER_05 27:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Well, it could be it could be the aliens like taking up people, who knows, having sex with them or not.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

Yeah, I mean that's what they say all the time that they're being probe when they ask people what they're whether you're being probe for and where and when, and have you witnessed.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

Kind of like Randy was at the uh internally probe.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

I got the meat stripper probing.

SPEAKER_04 28:00

Take me to your leader.

SPEAKER_05 28:04

We would like to beam you up in the back room. It's really a spaceship. Yeah, yeah. Well, here's the thing. Because am I the only person who's done the ancestry stuff on here? Yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

None of us trust you. Yeah, my wife has. I almost tricked my daughter into it. I got her the present because she was like, I want to go do that. None of us will do it. So I'm gonna go do it. I want to know. Go for it, girl. I'll get you that. Got it for her for Christmas.

SPEAKER_04 28:35

Find out who her real dad is.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

Yeah, I can't even do it. The milk man. She lost it. And we never went back and did it.

SPEAKER_05 28:47

Well, here's the thing: it's probably gonna be like Ancestry.gov now. Everyone mentioned your DNA is gonna be in like the Library of Congress when you do stuff like this. And I did 23andMe and Ancestry DNA like 10 years ago.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

You're double dipped.

SPEAKER_05 29:02

I'm double dipped.

SPEAKER_03 29:05

So the fear though, it's like, okay, they're gonna have my DNA data. They're gonna be tracing this back through my family lineage. They can project forward, they can run simulations on it, but don't they already have that every time you give blood? Can't they just do it and say they don't?

SPEAKER_02 29:18

Yeah, they could, yeah. So I mean, you don't know where your DNA is going. Yeah, you can. With the blood, you don't know what they do with that afterwards. That's what I'm getting at. It's a it's good, you're already, they've got to split out anyways. You got they have everything. They don't need to be able to support force it out of you.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

Wait, there's more?

SPEAKER_01 29:34

They're using DNA to hunt alien human hybrids. Did they ever find any? Right here? Reading it from his phone.

SPEAKER_05 29:43

You have a lot of alien histories. They've been here all watch out the never report, how many they found Steve has a very he has a rap sheet of the of it being in the alien world. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

I've taken the alien oath. I can't say anything.

SPEAKER_02 30:04

Do you understand their language?

SPEAKER_01 30:07

It's more of a clicking language.

SPEAKER_02 30:09

Clicking language.

SPEAKER_04 30:11

Click clack, click clack. He's from the house of Slytherin.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

Is this part of this Freemason moose lodge thing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

Look for a 33 tattoo on him.

SPEAKER_05 30:26

Well, here's the thing, though. There was a Black Mirror episode, which is like a kind of spin-off of the Twilight Zone, of course. Where they had their DNA code, and they were tracking people with like killer insects based off of their DNA. Sure. Why not?

SPEAKER_03 30:44

I mean, all of that is possible. I mean, they've done targeted, they've proven they can do targeted attacks based on DNA and ancestry.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

They've already proven that. So and also, too, I mean, I hate to say it, but we have what's called zip codes. Right? Zip codes can tell you a lot about a population and who lives where. They can target your food supply by zip codes and wipe out whole portions of the population and just call it a virus.

SPEAKER_05 31:11

Check for a peanut allergy.

SPEAKER_03 31:12

Whatever. They can create the allergy or create the thing that causes you not to eat meat.

SPEAKER_02 31:17

That's why you gotta grow vegetables in the backyard.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

There's no escape from any of this.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Yeah, then they then they have the chemtrails over the topies. So that kills that and it kills you. Those guys can go.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

What I like is those guys driving around at like three o'clock in the morning. Oh, yeah, with the spray truck.

SPEAKER_02 31:33

You hear the truck beep beep. What the hell is that at three o'clock? You've seen it too. No road work or nothing.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

Some guy who might not even be human driving that damn truck.

SPEAKER_05 31:46

Maybe that's one of the reptile guys. Steve Hoffman has their bus schedule.

SPEAKER_03 31:56

I saw one in the middle of the day once, and I was walking in in in North Myrtle Beach, and I'm like, man, that's in the middle of the day spraying this stuff.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

Yeah, well, the town always says, Well, we're spraying for bugs. Well, what are they really spraying for?

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Exactly. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 32:11

I mean, it could be bugs and then something else.

SPEAKER_03 32:14

They're releasing the mosquitoes too.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Yeah, but you know, I lately, you know, I've heard so many people going to the hospital lately, just in general, a lot of people I knew. And I'm like, that's just not coincidental. I mean, one or two, three, but I'm talking like a dozen people, I've known a cluster. Any of them male? Um two female two two male, but well, mostly female. Yeah. And I'm wondering, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:46

What are those diseases you can get when you have a pet lizard? They have like weird bacteria. Herpes. Herpes. Herpes. Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 32:53

What are you doing to that lizard? I guess it keeps on getting bitch.

SPEAKER_02 32:58

I didn't get no, I got bit by the um gecko, that little bastard had teeth on him. Yeah, they got the.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

It's sort of tuberculosis sort of thing. Oh, yeah. Some lizard of the body. Okay, put that on the list. This is one variable. We're going off the rails. Did they find the freaking alien? Well, check this out.

SPEAKER_05 33:33

So the government isn't disclosing it knows about UFOs. The whistleblower accused the CIA of attempting to use sites 23andMe and Ancestry.com to uncover people with extraterrestrial DNA in their makeup. He's accusing it.

SPEAKER_04 33:50

Submit.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

The CIA wants to hunt them down, said Jason Reza Giorgiani, PhD, discussing the top secret government program in an episode of American Alchemy.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

PhD. Well, of course he's right. I mean he's what the letters. I mean, it sounds like, yeah, I read the script to this too, buddy. It's like, really, man, like give us some evidence. Like, you know, I'm the metaphysical round group, but give us some freaking evidence.

SPEAKER_05 34:21

Yeah. Well, I had a uh a worker once explain to me that uh Hitler was arrested Einstein during World War II and forced him to build a time machine for uh Hitler to escape Germany. So people get weird theories. What when you get into alien territory, you can have half the you know Michiokaku drinking game and then half people who think that you know Hitler made a time machine.

SPEAKER_04 34:50

Yeah. Of course, I can't think of a time where Einstein was. He was never even in Germany. He was in the U.S. I went to his house in Princeton and then U.S. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:00

Well, someone's during the Roswell incident. The government found a live alien. They took him and put him in a hangar somewhere. He escaped and made love with some beautiful woman somewhere in Arkansas. Oh. And nowadays we got uh aliens roaming around. Invasion of the body signatures. That's why you need the DNA thing to find him. Yep. All right. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

SPEAKER_05 35:26

I like that. Can you uh right get when the when you do the DNA test, it'll say like unassigned or unknown. Yeah. I had like 0.1% unknown. Unknown. So you could have, oh, you're 2% Greek, you're 2% Greek.

SPEAKER_03 35:43

You could come back 90% unknown. Then you got real problems with that. That's when the CIA gets verified.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

That's when they knock on your door or bash the door.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

Well plus you got all of these alien abductions where people are are lifted up in the spaceships and they do all kind of tests on them. Well, what's to prevent one of those aliens from impregnating a woman?

SPEAKER_04 36:05

Um, alimony. Alimony, right?

SPEAKER_01 36:09

Intergalactic alimony. Well, there you go. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 36:14

We are humans have abs like amphibians and fish. We have comparable DNA. Oh, we've got to we we're already kind of half part, our brain stems like reptilian. Yeah, it's all blended together. It's already mixed in there. We're related. We're we're 60% related to bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Which ties into the monkey podcast. But this is what Giorgiani said. He alerted to the bug hunting initiative by Army veteran Lynn Buchanan, who claims he was a psychic spy. This is getting a little less credible the more read it down. Bug hunting with the CIA's remote viewing program.

SPEAKER_03 36:57

Which they did have. But were they hunting bugs in the remote viewing program?

SPEAKER_04 37:01

How many dead ghosts find bugs?

SPEAKER_03 37:04

What does the bugs have to do with any of this? Bug hunting?

SPEAKER_02 37:07

If you want a bug hug, come to my backyard. They can have all the bugs they want. Yeah, this whole state's filled with bugs. Like we're not going to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_03 37:16

You got more bugs than we know what to do with. But what does bug hunting have to do with the DNA?

SPEAKER_05 37:21

Well, it's related to it was a bug hunting initiative, but that's what the aliens like to eat.

SPEAKER_01 37:27

If you've been to Mexico, they eat a lot of bugs, you know, fried grasshoppers, grasshoppers, those are the aliens.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

It's like the reptilian. There you go. Those are the least controversial animals they eat in Mexico. They escaped the building and they're getting out.

SPEAKER_05 37:41

Right. Well, here's the thing: they investigated whether individuals could use extrasensory perception. This is right down your line. Yeah. To conduct recon on distant objects, events, or people. Giorgiani said Buchanan had informed him the former CIA analyst and UAP specialist Christopher Kitt Green had devised a backdoor way of accessing 23B and Ancestry to screen uses for users for specific genetic variants linked to non-human beings. Backdoorway. You don't want aliens, probes, and backdoor way. That never ends well. But yeah, I thought that that stood out a little bit. Uh yeah. That was the first alien story. There's a second one.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

Just for the hotter disclosure's coming.

SPEAKER_05 38:33

New UFO files describe spinning discs, glowing orbs, and one object shaped like a potato.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

Shouldn't they be UAPs?

SPEAKER_05 38:42

Sure, that was unidentified aerial phenomenon. Phenomenon.

SPEAKER_07 38:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:47

Yeah. That's that's the new language. Potato potato. Yep. So one flying cigar disc that sent out beams of light. Another was a shining red orb of a hue the observer had never seen before. Then there was one compared to a potato and also a bean with a coat of shimmering fish-like scales.

SPEAKER_04 39:12

Well, Darren was talking about this flying cigar that was having this white liquid squirting out of it.

SPEAKER_05 39:19

This is some sort of Hindu.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

What's Maya up to here? I remember watching in the movie Jaws, the first movie Jaws, there is there is a flying saucer in the movie. What part? The part, you know, before the Jaws comes to attack the boat. Remember when they were all drunk first time?

SPEAKER_04 39:46

Where they're all sitting in the boat and they're talking about Did they have the song Doot Doot Doot Doot Doot going on in it? Because I think you've got the same actor and director mixed up in two movies.

SPEAKER_02 40:00

When uh uh Sheriff Brody goes outside the boat and it's like dusk, you can see a streak go by, and then about two minutes later, another scene, and there's another streak. So twice you can see uh a flying saucer in that movie. Flying saucer with little doll eyes. No, it wasn't chemtrails. No, it definitely wasn't. This was definitely a flying saucer. All right. Well, do you get to watch the that part? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:29

Well, wasn't that the uh the same guy was in Close Encounters? Yeah. The third guy where they the aliens come down and do like a keyboard solo and leave.

unknown 40:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:38

That's one of the least horrifying. Maybe all button. Richard Dreyfus was in that movie. Yeah, sure. Richard Dreyfus?

SPEAKER_02 40:46

I think he was in both those movies. He was in both, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:49

He was a big 70s guy. He was. Well, here's the thing UFOs described in these documents released Friday by the Pentagon, which is the third release that gave public full disclosure around what it knows about alien life and mysterious objects in the sky. The 72 files released Friday don't include the blockbuster revelation that Trump had teased. There's no conclusive evidence, but the files reveal new details about recent sightings, along with government efforts to explain what many find inexplicable. Take, for instance, the potato. In 2022, on a brisk February morning in Colorado Springs, Colorado, five Army members at Fort Carlson walked out of an office building and saw something strange hovering over the Cheyenne Mountain a few miles to the west. Quote, the object was potato shaped with distinct edges and appeared to look painted in a creamy whitish uh color. This is tied to what you were just talking about, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

Doesn't the Cheyenne Mountains have nuclear uh missiles in there?

SPEAKER_05 42:01

Probably is this a Godzilla?

SPEAKER_02 42:03

Or or their uh major base for like uh the president, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:08

Maybe that's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

They always seem the Cheyenne Wildquarters type of things.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

NORAD. It's the headquarters of NORAD. Right, see, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 42:18

So they monitor all the missiles and everything, and it's uh And so are the aliens monitoring the missiles and uh the the potato people are monitoring. I heard some I heard some weird story way back when I don't recall, but I remember I I don't know if it was the Cuban Missile Crisis or there was or I think it was back no, I think it was back in the eighties there was a thing where we almost got into a nuclear uh missile. There was no I think it was back in the eighties it wasn't publicized, but oh and the alien uh aliens interfered with interfered and shut the missile down. Yeah. What was that?

SPEAKER_05 43:00

The sci-fi channel after midnight.

SPEAKER_03 43:02

No, no, no, I heard a Wi-Fi. Well Wi-Files is great. That is I've heard those stories, so it's a call. Well, explain it happened twice, actually. Uh not just that one. Oh, with the alien 80s. Yeah, well, they there's been unidentified near nuclear sites, and there's been disturbances like what he's talking about that these stories relate to.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

Well, explain this. He said not only was it a potato-shaped, creamy looking color, it was made up of articulating fish scales or panels that were non-symmetrical, non-overlapping, and irregular shapes.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

Fish aliens. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 43:45

Fish potato.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

Is this look like fish?

SPEAKER_03 43:49

I mean there's this whole there's this whole theory, it's like you really don't perceive and see things unless you have something to form a judgment uh on. So if you don't have a form of reference, oftentimes you don't even see something right in front of you and in your own environment because you have no way to articulate it. You haven't built up that information in your mind. So the thing is, we might not have been seeing these things all along, and they've been there all along, and now we have these frame of references. And like a potato is a frame of reference. Well, it's like the crowd you saw last week.

SPEAKER_01 44:23

Colorado is one of those states that does not limit the amount of THC you can have. That is also true.

SPEAKER_05 44:32

It's right in your face that you can't see. That might explain all these.

SPEAKER_03 44:37

Three army members are uh hallucinating. They got to test them.

SPEAKER_02 44:41

Yeah, it does. It's hard to see a drug test on them.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Not a UFO sighting in Colorado countries.

SPEAKER_05 44:55

Hey man, what is that? Oh, another San Francisco sighting.

SPEAKER_03 45:01

Actually, I think Myrtle Beach has the long largest amount of sightings in the country right now. Where? Myrtle Beach. Oh my god. I think we lead the list now. There was an old it should be New Mexico, I would think, but it's not.

SPEAKER_05 45:15

I will say, talking about uh people I've worked with directly and indirectly in property management over the last 10 years. I had a cleaner who ended up homeless living at a beach access near 30th North who was calling a bunch of associates and stating she was seeing alien sightings at the beach access.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

So Myrtle Beach is a hot spot for aliens are propping their chairs out on the beach, sunbathing.

SPEAKER_05 45:41

There may have been mental illness and meth involved. Well, tying in, now we're talking about the reptilians. Here's a perfect transition. Bona fide T-Rex leather purse is going up for auction, and it could fetch at least $500,000.

SPEAKER_03 46:01

No, this is quantifiable.

SPEAKER_05 46:03

This is quantifiable.

SPEAKER_03 46:04

We can prove it.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

This isn't National Enquirer News, is it?

SPEAKER_05 46:07

No, this is New York Daily or New York Post. T-Rex skin? So it's the sale. It's a sale of Jurassic proportions.

SPEAKER_03 46:22

Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_05 46:23

Birkins are beautiful, Chanel bags, but a purse derived from 66 million year old purse dinosaur. DNA simply cannot be beat. Per the Persian auction house hawking the prehistoric must-have for over $500,000 on Thursday. Bidding patties are sure to go flying in the air as auctioneer Alexandre Guquello. I'm quite the international language. I got a bridge to sell them.

SPEAKER_03 46:57

Are they making steaks out of this?

SPEAKER_05 46:59

I I don't know. They might have made steaks, and this is the leftover they're making the purses out of them. Accepts offer a first ever handbag made with collagen from lab-grown Tyrannosaurus Rex fossils that were exhumed in the U.S. on June 11th.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

So they're taking an extraction from the bone, bone collagen, and then they're refabricated.

SPEAKER_04 47:20

They're claiming. They're claiming the Jurassic Park again?

SPEAKER_03 47:26

I don't think they've gotten that point. Well, they tried to do the Willy Mammoth, and who knows if they succeeded. I I I have never saw the answer.

SPEAKER_05 47:31

Again, the aliens that escaped. They did the woolly mammoth. Well, they're trying to do the willy.

SPEAKER_03 47:37

Maybe they already have. But I think skin's a lot easier, wouldn't it? It would it makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 47:45

Well, DNA breaks down has been around for at least 25 years.

SPEAKER_05 47:52

We had a uh unidentified sound uh interaction with the microphones there. There was a buzzing. Uh the T-Rex leather bag marks a defining moment. This is very Jurassic Park, like in the career of a one-of-a-kind piece that stands as a historic milestone. Geek Quello said in a statement this challenges the boundaries of creativity and luxury. So we have lab-grown meat. They're testing. I think South Carolina tried to ban it this year. Now we're taking Tyrannosaurus Rex, bone collagen, DNA, and making uh making T-Rex leather purses out of it. Crazy in the reptilian theme of things. But of course. But but to transition once again, a man drops sunglasses uh into a campground toilet, leading him to get trapped in their sewage system.

SPEAKER_03 48:55

Yeah, that's it. So this is where the mutants come from. This is Ninja Turtles. I gotta have those glasses just dive in there. Where's Dad? Have you seen Dad? I haven't heard from him.

SPEAKER_05 49:06

Oh, and this is in Fresno County. Fresno, even better plans are in the toilet. Authorities in California said an attempt to retrieve a pair of dropped sunglasses from a campground toilet led to a man having to be rescued from the sewage tank. The Fresno County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded Saturday alongside California fire personnel when a man was reported to be trapped in the holding tank of a toilet vault at Camp Edison in Shaver Lake uh Lake.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

I'm sure there was alcohol involved. There might have been. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 49:42

I can't imagine a pair of sunglasses being expensive enough for me to dive into the oh good lord. That is just a sunglasses untouched.

SPEAKER_05 49:52

Yeah, they're gone.

SPEAKER_04 49:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:54

I'm not diving into some tank. Well, this is what's weird because usually it wouldn't this is what's weird. It gets stranger. Uh this facility with no plumb has no plumbing, so it essentially operates like a port a potty, the sheriff said. Sounds like it. Yeah. The rescuers learned the man had attempted to reach into the toilet to retrieve a pair of drop sunglasses and ended up falling in. So this press port a potty is freaking crazy. After spending close to 15 minutes in the tank. How long was it thinking to fall in? 15 minutes. Apparently they caught him quick. The next guy came in to take a dump, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 50:33

Please don't shit on me.

SPEAKER_05 50:37

Oh lord. Deputy's and firefighters were able to pull them in out safely. Due to exposure to urine, fecal matter, and chemicals, he was put through a decontamination process.

SPEAKER_01 50:58

You walk in there and you look down the hole and you say, Who is it in those foster grants?

SPEAKER_05 51:05

Yeah, those foster grants kind of smell a little. Yeah. As for safety tips, never try and reach inside a tank, the tank of a vault toilet.

SPEAKER_04 51:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 51:19

If you drop something inside, consider it a loss. Oh. Always secure removable valuables before getting close to one of these toilets.

SPEAKER_01 51:28

I'd sue them. There ought to be a sign. Don't stick your head in the toilet.

SPEAKER_05 51:34

They didn't tell you.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

Don't stick your head in the hole. There should be a sign.

SPEAKER_05 51:37

If we can do it for hot coffee, we can do it for a sign. Yeah. There we go. Here is another sewer story. Uh-oh. It was on a roll this week. Video showing groups of people entering New York City sewers at night, baffle residents and investigators.

SPEAKER_03 51:54

I've seen these videos, and there's a whole bunch of them, and they're at nighttime. And these guys, you know, you can kind of see them. They're dressed not like bums. They're not.

SPEAKER_02 52:04

There's probably a new nightclub down there.

SPEAKER_03 52:06

Yeah, they look like they're on a mission. The way they're moving, too, it's just like they're very orderly. If you watch these videos, they're like they're like a praying, like on a mission, like they're trying to accomplish something.

SPEAKER_02 52:17

Maybe there's a new gentleman's club down there.

SPEAKER_05 52:20

Some rat in there down there. I mean, something's going on. It's I could never imagine after those cat-sized rats I saw in Central Park, I would never go down into the sewers in New York City.

SPEAKER_03 52:32

But there's whole worlds under there. You know, they it's real.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

I saw John John Wick III, so it's real.

SPEAKER_05 52:39

Oh, is that a secret CIA subplot?

SPEAKER_01 52:42

No, they were they were a part of the show. They're part of the movie, the sewer people.

SPEAKER_05 52:46

Oh, okay. Well, this the uh AP News describes them as mole people, crocodile catchers, Mario Brothers. A series of bizarre sightings of people popping in and out of New York City's vast subterranean sewer system, has the city wondering what's going on. The police are now probing the underground mystery.

SPEAKER_04 53:06

I know why.

SPEAKER_02 53:07

People are watching too many movies.

SPEAKER_04 53:08

Mandami is trying to figure out how to tax these people.

SPEAKER_05 53:11

I know. We can't have them doing private business down in the sewers. That's right.

SPEAKER_04 53:15

I mean, you gotta support this the socialism, the warmth of collectivism.

SPEAKER_05 53:20

Everyone has to be be uh under under the iron fist of the tax maker.

SPEAKER_02 53:25

Maybe they're trying to run from Mandani.

SPEAKER_05 53:28

This is one of that's a millionaires and billionaires. That's what they call it.

SPEAKER_02 53:32

That's why they call it Escape from New York.

SPEAKER_05 53:36

Yeah, that's right. Security cameras have recorded at least three nighttime instances where groups of people entered an exiled sewer tunnel via maintenance holes on the streets in Brooklyn and Queens. In one video taken early Friday in Williamsburg section in Brooklyn, a group of roughly seven people were recorded popping out of the maintenance holes.

SPEAKER_03 53:55

That's the thing. They're a whole group of these guys. That's what I saw.

SPEAKER_02 54:00

Are they going through the manhole covers?

SPEAKER_03 54:02

Yeah, they're popping up through those.

SPEAKER_02 54:04

Yeah, heavy those manhole covers are? Man, I don't know. I don't know how the hell they're just you can't just pop.

SPEAKER_03 54:09

That's why there's seven people. I don't know how they're doing it.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

I don't even like why I don't even know if you can reach it without a ladder.

SPEAKER_05 54:17

Well, and some of them were wearing headlamps and carried what appeared to be shovels and other tools. Okay, well that answers the question. It sounds like some sort of thing like that.

SPEAKER_04 54:29

Yeah, like the World Trade Center. Or somebody just you know decided that there was a slow news day and they saw some uh utility workers going in. Or look at all those people. They have shovels, they have beams on their head.

SPEAKER_03 54:49

It wasn't the AI generated to like get our attention so we're not focusing on the aliens. That's true. Get out of the Cheyenne mouth.

SPEAKER_05 54:58

Don't look over there, shiny DNA, shiny object over here in the sewer. Well, this is also three people dressed in waterproof hip waiters and other protective gear, pried open a maintenance hole cover and descended into the sewer on a street in Queens. The last person pulled the cover shut as approaching cars slowed to a stop.

SPEAKER_02 55:20

So that's Queens. That's that's everyday normalism.

SPEAKER_05 55:25

Well, that was another one. One that was in Williamsburg, which is like a super rich part of Brooklyn now. Yeah. I don't know anything about this. This is some shady, shady business.

SPEAKER_03 55:35

Yeah. I mean, they've got whole areas under these subway on the sewer systems, like uh subway systems that never got completed. They would be living down in those places easily.

SPEAKER_05 55:46

Yeah, I believe that. You know an interesting libertarian New York City story, Walter Bloch had a point that the early subway system was built by private industry and was privatized.

SPEAKER_03 55:58

And it was stopped.

SPEAKER_05 55:59

And the state came in and monopolized it because they claimed about the uh the charges they were getting, and then they upped the charge right away after they monopolized it.

SPEAKER_03 56:06

I think they were using a different sort of system to propel these trains, if I remember correctly, and the city put a next to that, and they wanted to run it their way so they could monetize it, and so they shut them down. But all those uh tracks are still down there.

SPEAKER_00 56:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:22

Even the plaque when it was created is still down there. I saw uh a show on that.

SPEAKER_05 56:26

Oh, that's cool, yeah. Yeah, they look like normal train tracks. I mean the uh subways are on, yeah. But uh talking about you mentioned these could be AI images. Yeah, there is now an AI museum. This is the final story, that brings the sights and sounds and smells of the rainforest. It's like AI virtual reality. Or is that like artificial reality? Is that AI?

SPEAKER_03 56:52

I don't know, it depends on how they're how are they generating this? That's that's the question. Are you wearing a headset or is this an environment they've built?

SPEAKER_05 57:00

I I believe it is a headset. So the squawks of macaws. Macaws the s macaws, yeah, the smell of wet earth after rain and a swirl of colors will transport visitors from a LA museum to the heart of the Amazon rainforest.

SPEAKER_04 57:16

I don't know how they do this. They they wad up um some of Hoffman's underwear and put it into the that smells like some rainforest mud. More like a gag or what an earthy smell of what an ancient earth's gotta make a buck.

SPEAKER_05 57:33

Guys don't get to go to masters and make money. They have to do things outside of the box.

unknown 57:38

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 57:39

Very ancient earthy smell. Kind of damp, kind of it said it's called side hustle side hustle. Data collected from these visitors, their movements, heartbeats, and even the temperature of their skin will feed the computer that is creating an immersive display using a network of sensors, including those on the wrists of ticket holders. Machine Dreams Rainforest is the inaugural exhibition in Data Land, a new museum in the heart of America's second biggest city, that is the brainchild of Rafik Anadole and Fson Erkelik, whose 10 million lines of code power the animations using 1.5 billion pixels. Anadole said he was inspired by a visit to the Brazilian Amazon, a place he thinks everyone should experience. But I don't believe we all are able to go to the rainforest, so the question is can we bring the rainforest to us? Wall-mounted sensors will track visitors' movements, and guests will wear a medical-grade watchlight device to monitor their emotions and heart rate for interacting with the model. They will also carry a portable scent diffuser throughout the experience.

SPEAKER_03 58:50

Yeah, the scent diffusers are not new. I mean, they've they've been doing they did that in movie theaters for a while, and they've done it in video games, and they like Centaurama, I think was one of the original ones. But what's the display here? Is it like a projection in front of you on screens and to the side and the ceiling and floor? Or do you have a head-mounted display?

SPEAKER_05 59:10

So what it's saying is basically uh using billions of images and data points, the model will create a constantly evolving experience. Uh the machine itself is trying to replicate. Yeah, it almost sounds like it sounds like a whole helmet.

SPEAKER_07 59:25

What do they call it?

SPEAKER_01 59:26

Visual VR goggles.

SPEAKER_03 59:28

No, no, you know what I'm saying. Star Trek. Holodeck. Holodeck. Yeah, but it's a holodeck. Holodeck is a projection, right?

SPEAKER_02 59:35

Or you'd be like data with that thing he moves over his eyes.

SPEAKER_03 59:39

Yeah. Well, uh, yeah, that's a different story.

SPEAKER_05 59:42

This is tied into your industry, which is like full immersion.

SPEAKER_03 59:46

Uh I don't do that anymore. I'm free man now. No. They're much better without me.

SPEAKER_05 59:54

Well, the yeah, I mean, you had a you had an office with a view of the Golden Gate Bridge.

SPEAKER_03 59:58

You have worked on similar stuff. I mean, on the AR side of things and on the VR side of things. So that's why I'm curious about how it's projected. You know, the sensors can detect your movement and where you are in 3D space, and then your bre the bands that they're talking about, blood pressure, all sorts of different things. Core cell levels can now be detected on that. So they can update the environment based upon the data with your body, and then the positioning of your head and the positioning of your eyes, because you can do eye tracking if you're wearing a head-mounted display or glasses to do eye tracking. And then the way your pupils move in the dilate. If you're excited, if you're afraid. So checking the your pupils in relation to an experience that's happening in front of you can then change the experience. That sounds phenomenal.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:52

If you were to merge that Amazon Rainforest Museum with a libertarian titty bar, you might have a pretty profitable adventure there.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:01

This is very interesting.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:07

All that sounds like it's the 1947 Roswell, because when they found the aliens, they had like helmets that they can drive the spaceship without touching the controls, and it's all through their mind or what their vision stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:24

F-14 and the same thing, heads up display. Heads up display. I mean, everything comes in through your eyes. That's like one of your primary senses. So once you override that, you got direct access to the brain. So connecting the brain through any system like a propulsion system, like a plane, or anything like that gives you direct control and direct access. In theory, I think we're there. We don't know we're there because we're not seeing that technology, but I I think Doesn't the Air Force have that technology?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:55

Wait a minute. That means the ladies on the view wouldn't be able to drive anything because they don't have a brain.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:00

There are pilots who can uh target their uh they can target with their eyesight. All they have to do is look at the point and the missile will go there.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:10

The missile will go there.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:10

We're yeah, we're long doing long doing that.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:13

I had an ex-girlfriend that could do the same thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:17

Her eyesight was dangerous like a guided missile. Yeah. Well, that is one hour and two minutes. So we've reached, we went from libertarian titty bars to sewage people to AI immersion.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:33

All the way to the Amazon Rainforest.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:35

Yeah. We've once again, microphone monkeys have lifted you to the peaks of the entertainment world and bringing you only the classiest of topics to lifted just like we were at Masters under the table. And we hope to have some stories from Robbie the Fire Bernstein from this weekend and so on. And uh even from uh what is it, Kratom? Is that what it is? Oh look, bro. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:04

Steve Hoffman's the Kratom. He's the care guy, Kate. Oh, there you go. All right.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:09

I know. I have to get everybody's drugs straight here.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:12

Um so he's Kratom, I'm I'm calling him. He's Kratom.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:16

And I'm I'm I'm the mushrooms on Zoom.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:18

He's the nicotine guy at the free hero.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:24

He's the crowbar guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:25

I'm the supplier.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:28

It's the next manager guy. Tune in next week for another wonderful adventure with the microphone.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:42

Well the microphone mug! Novel! Put the tiles down the road off the road that's down the town.