Special CONSPIRACY FRIDAY Edition (or Bohemian Grove Bill's Edition)

This is a "special" Friday Edition of Microphone Monkey's featuring Bill Sevier.  This will focus on the more conspiratorial mysteries that surround our lives.  You can either be scared, or laugh.  We chose the latter!

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SPEAKER_03 1:35

Microphone monkeys special. Beautiful. Well, this will be known as the Microphone Monkeys Bohemian Grove Bill Special. Because we have our weekend friend Bill. Bill, how do you pronounce your last name again?

SPEAKER_02 1:51

Is it Servier? Uh Sevier. Sevier. You can find around the corner at uh Billy Cardano.

SPEAKER_04 1:56

That's very name like that. I might have him uh make him a made man.

SPEAKER_03 2:07

Yeah, on the uh Twitter handle, it's Italian. It sounded a little more French uh with with the uh Sevier. I don't know. Yeah. But we have Bohemian Grove Bill, we have Mafia Mike, we have Dark Web Detmering, who's still in a remote location.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

That shall not be found.

SPEAKER_03 2:34

That shall not be found. And you know, because I host the FBI is looking for him. He realized those flock cameras are going up, so we got out of here.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

I got the flock out of there.

SPEAKER_03 2:52

I since I host the monkey podcast, which is where most of the nicknames come from, I have never got a nickname. And Darren was I I didn't realize after a couple of our county meetings, I've been being described as rage slash enraged Randy.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

I I I think Randy Randy Orgasm. Randy Gasm.

SPEAKER_03 3:23

Well we do, uh Randy does mean horny in uh in Spanish, so we ask Austin Powers.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Yeah, by the way. He's so rendering.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

This we are so happy with our friend Bill that we wanted to create a Sunday podcast, and this was very minimally prepared for. This was mainly for riffing and improvising, but Bill did have a science story he shared with. Oh awesome.

SPEAKER_02 4:05

Here we go. All right, so we got a single dose of a specific drug, a reverse autism-like symptoms in adult mice within hours. So a drug briefly reversed autism-like brain and behavior changes in adult mice, hinting that affected brain circuits may remain surprisingly adaptable. Uh so the drug here's the name of it. It's called uh uh Rapamycin, R-A-P-A-M-Y-C-I-N. So yeah, it was tested on mice, it reversed the uh effects of autism. So people are thinking it might work on humans too.

SPEAKER_03 4:43

So here's the first problem. This came up with the Tylenol issue. If we didn't have autistic people, what would happen to the Libertarian Party? Oh, that's my first concern.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

That's right. Yeah, very concerning.

SPEAKER_03 4:56

This would be an extinction event. So this is getting pretty dangerous. We talk about all the AI and robotics being dangerous, but this might be the number one problem.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

That's that's right. Along along with uh uh soap and soap, reversing autism.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

It's been one blast after another for us.

SPEAKER_01 5:23

Yeah, if they shut down all I want to all the comic book stores, they'd be yeah, obliterators too.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

Now I have a question for Bill. What are what is his theory on the increase uptake in autism?

SPEAKER_02 5:43

I think there's a relationship with the uh increase in the vaccine schedule in America and everything.

SPEAKER_07 6:04

Are you playing it on the two thousand and twenty vaccine?

SPEAKER_02 6:09

That's a little different. I think it has some more to do with like heavy metal toxins like aluminum and uh mercury and things along those lines. The mRNA injection has a lot a lot different complications that go along with it. I'm not sure if it increases the rate of autism. I'd be surprised if it did. I think it would have some more to do with the mercury and aluminum. I think it has more to do with the childhood.

SPEAKER_04 6:30

We've got a child for um uh uh every polio and every other thing you could think of. We're all still standing.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

Yeah, I think it has a lot more to do with the childhood vaccines that have been going on for years lately.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Well, I did hear Rand Paul at one point said something about why are these childhood vaccines all at once and like a packet? Why don't we schedule them out and space them out? Like it wouldn't hurt anything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:56

You know what I mean? That's their claim. A third of their body weight is safe.

SPEAKER_01 7:08

Oh, that's that's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Yeah, it's common sense to absolutely reject that.

SPEAKER_03 7:23

Yeah, but that's also what the Libertarian Party is for, isn't it? Giving heroin to five-year-old. That seems to be Austin Peterson's view of libertarian party. Well, let me ask you, because this this is something, I think this will be the cool long-term theme for the Sunday shenanigans show. What is it? Is it the flu vaccine? Because I know people are coming from the 90s on.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

I think it's the concentration of them. So, like Chris said, you know, it's how many are taken at such an early age that really affects it. Um but you know, going into the flu vaccine, quote unquote vaccine, how much is it really a vaccine if you gotta take one every single year? I mean, isn't it supposed to retrain your immune system to be able to fight off that virus in indefinitely? You know, needing like the booster shots, like how ridiculous is a vaccine, quote unquote, if you gotta keep taking the injection. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 8:43

I agree with Bill on that one.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

Yeah, because I I have not had a vaccine since I was a small child and I didn't take any of the COVID vaccines.

SPEAKER_04 8:53

Neither did I.

SPEAKER_03 8:54

You were small.

SPEAKER_04 8:57

You were small. I used to be less than 240. Less than 240.

SPEAKER_01 9:04

But yeah, I mean, it was the first vaccines that we had were like Bill was explaining, they were supposed to be things that would build up our natural immune systems. But the ones that they've been developing now has pretty much been able to, or pretty much been trying to knock out the natural uh immune systems and make us more dependent upon uh artificial means of um of uh fighting off diseases and and things like that. So it's uh pharmaceutical companies are insidious.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

Yeah, there's a reason why in 2020 they had to change the definition of vaccine. You know, originally that's what it was, and now it's just uh an injection that elicits an immune response. If you inject yourself with cyanide, that's gonna elicit an immune response.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

Good point. Amen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:56

Now, you know, another interesting point of view on this, now we're talking about vaccines and just autism and vaccines in general. I wonder with you when I was working so hard during COVID, I kind of ignored the whole thing and I was kind of clearing out. I remember what was the first one? The Pfizer, like 2020, 24 I was fine and I was I said.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

That's where we gotta get Mafia Mike in the govern government, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

Investing in the industrial military industrial complex before the Iran War. Like, come on, dude, have some morals, man.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

Hey, we we go by different rules in uh in Mafia Mike lands. We can't go by any of them a little more.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

Inside that trading with Mafia Mike.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

Yeah, we're about to go to war if I ran. I'll I'll do a couple day trades on bowling, jump in the Pfizer, let's see what happens. Yeah, I gotta put it in the oil now because everything's in the oil.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

Oh god. Oh, yeah. You know, another thing, I'm gonna jump in on this one. This is something that's just been, I don't know, a boil on my butt for a while. It's all these people now that are uh have you know an epiphany now that uh that uh uh what's his name? Lynn Graham has passed away. We have people coming out of the closet and out of the graveyards now running for his seat. And this is I mean, this is hilarious. Yeah. Uh uh former um the former governor of South Carolina is now running for his seat.

SPEAKER_03 12:22

Oh uh uh Oh Yeah, why am I blanket on his name right now? Isn't it uh Mark uh McBride?

SPEAKER_01 12:30

Mark Sanford. Sanford.

SPEAKER_03 12:32

Oh Mark Mark Sanford.

SPEAKER_01 12:34

Yeah, and and and locally, Mark McBride, who is the the old mayor of Myrtle Beach, uh yeah, he was going to be running as an independent. Now he's gonna be forced to run uh in the uh primary also.

SPEAKER_07 12:48

So they're like roaches. You throw a little bait and the roaches come out. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:55

And then of course what is your theory about Lindsey Graham's heart attack where he had the aorta rupture? Is any of that like COVID shot correlated, or is that just cholesterol?

SPEAKER_01 13:06

Well, the first shock I had was the first shock I had is he had a heart. You know, that's uh that that kind of threw me off. Um was it was old Darth Vader addiction?

unknown 13:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:22

The complication with the mRNA vaccines, if you did get myocarditis or pericarditis from it, you get scarring in the heart, scar tissue forming in the heart. It's like the first six, nine months after injection is the most dangerous part because the tissue around the scar tissue is very gentle, is very uh delicate. So if you overwork it, it can pair, but you know, three years later it's gonna be healed enough to where that's not really a problem. You're just old.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

You want to hear the most you know, you gotta look at a lot of those people that took shocks.

SPEAKER_07 13:52

If you recall, the nurses in the and the doctors were on gag order. They knew what the hell was going on.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

Well, but they couldn't say nothing.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

The most outlandish and wildest uh rumor that went out was the uh uh the medications you take for uh uh AIDS and AIDS-related uh complications weakens the heart, and that that that's why he had this happen. Oh I was like, where did they come up with this? We all know the kind of part of Lindsay Graham likes, though.

SPEAKER_04 14:37

Maybe Lindsey Graham has 25-year-old Hooker around at the cross.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

Well, there was a guy, you know how they always joke. You know how they always joke about, oh, I'm gonna hire a gay guy to create your funeral. Oh, yeah. And uh, you know, make everything you're gonna. There was a conservative activist guy who had like a thousand pictures with Lindsey Graham, like having a total meltdown, this gay conservative guy, and everyone was pointing, like, yeah, yeah, we we already knew about all that.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

Uh yeah. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_03 15:07

Nothing against the gays, but I do want to mock Lindsey Graham for gays. What is that? Um that's pure South Carolina good old boys' net.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

Um I think I think that was a uh that was their biggest um way of being creating a placeholder that was supposed to be non-controversial. So um yeah, I I think that was vote in the same way that he would have voted. Uh and and they were supposed yeah, supposedly um this placeholder is just supposed to vote in the way he would. But the shock uh short was but the shock came was uh that she plans on running for his seat. Now I think that was something that the uh that the uh overlords did not predict she would do.

unknown 16:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

Well it's easy to vote for Lindsay Graham, it's just mass death, mass government spending, and uh anything violating civil liberties. I mean it's not that hard to vote like Lindsey Graham.

SPEAKER_01 16:18

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_03 16:22

I do want to, since this is the conspiracy theme a little bit, which I like toilet oh. There's a fifth dimension where Bill steps into the void.

SPEAKER_06 16:39

I love it.

SPEAKER_03 16:40

I have a question about a very one that popped up this week. The great front man of Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, yeah, went on Pierce Morgan and Tucker Carlson, and I think a few other shows about the 9-11 controlled demolition theory. Oh, yeah. And I would like to hear Bill's view on this.

SPEAKER_02 17:06

Well, it I mean, it was a control demolition. It fell on its own footprint. Not only was it a controlled demolition, it was a very skillfully deployed control demolition. I mean, firefighters reported liquid metal fet uh flowing like a foundry, which, you know, sure, can jet fuel heat up the steel to make it malleable enough to buckle? Yes. Is it hot enough to melt steel? No. Firefighters report molten uh steel. Also, there was uh the byproduct of thermite, I I think it's iron oxide or it's some byproduct. Uh firefighters found like tons of it in the basement. And also people who were there that day felt explosions come from beneath them that were on the lobby level. So, I mean, there's so many questions about 9-11, but it was yeah, it was a lot of funky stuff.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

I know the number one that always caught me off guard and it's famous, but is the passport thing. Like everything exploded into jet fuel and explosions, but uh who was it, Muhammad, whatever guy from Saudi Arabia, his passport was like a piece of paper was sitting on top of the rubble.

SPEAKER_02 18:16

Oh, dude, bigger than that. That would be incinerated. The question I asked to Normi is, you know, sure, did did planes hit towers one and two? Yes. Well, how did Tower 7 fall? There were three buildings that went down that day. How did Tower 7 fall?

SPEAKER_07 18:31

Yeah, and it's buildings didn't fall on Tower 7 because the buildings came straight down.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Right. Well, I will tell you.

SPEAKER_03 18:47

I will say, so that you guys can team up on me, uh Michael Shermer at Skeptic Magazine, which I know is, you know, the the uh mainstream view, and I want to throw this at you guys and see what you think. He said in the an article that came out a couple years later, that was all about 9-11, he said, so building one is was like 110 stories high.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

And that was the one where the north part of building one was facing building six, a little road in building seven. And he what his version was, which is probably what the mainstream narrative is, is that when building one collapsed, it kind of like crushed part of building six. But something about it, the it had hit the south side of building seven and caused damage and fires. And that's what caused it to collapse. I'm just throwing the official narrative out. This is a little T-ball.

SPEAKER_05 19:55

Yeah, you guys so you guys can have people who are calling you an asshole!

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Okay, so this yeah, let me give you the this back. So the steel skeleton of World Trade Center 7, it was a steel-framed high-rise structure consisting of 24 interior columns and 58 perimeter columns supporting a deposit floor system of steel beams and girders with corrugated metal decking and concrete that is not going to collapse on its own footprint from debris falling from another building. It's I mean, will will parts of it be taken out? Sure. It's not gonna collapse on its own footprint. Yeah, I agree with that. That's a very well-engineered structure.

SPEAKER_04 20:39

Well, I will be the same.

SPEAKER_03 20:47

74, 75. I've been in that building. Have you guys been in there? I've been to where the buildings were, but not inside any of them. Yeah, I've been inside the buildings. So um, yeah, those buildings were way uh were made very well. They the engineer structure on that was like Bill said, top notch.

SPEAKER_06 21:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:11

Um, and I agree with Bill on that because I have a friend who's a demo guy in Vegas that takes down uh old casinos. And he he said when I asked him that, he said exactly the same thing. That that bu those buildings were detonated.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

They had to have been, you know, for it to not collapse like ang in an angled fashion where it hit another building for it like every beam could be compromised at the same exact moment where it would fall perfectly on its own footprint at near three-fall speed, that's a control demolition. And a very good one.

SPEAKER_04 21:51

Think of what, what was it, '93, when they tried to bomb the building down in the garage. If they couldn't take it out there, what makes you think a plane that hits the building at the 80th floor somewhere is going to take that building down?

SPEAKER_06 22:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:10

People are suckers. There's a sucker board every day, and these stupid people in America believe every the narrative.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

Guys, just one month ago, a plane slammed into the tallest skyscraper in China's capital. Did it fall on its own footprint? Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_03 22:28

No. And what about the Larry Silverstein asbestos insurance theory?

SPEAKER_02 22:35

Oh, yeah, and he pulls out a huge insurance claim on the towers, like what was it, three days before it happened? Two days before it happened.

SPEAKER_03 22:41

He had to go to his dermatologist, okay? That's why he wasn't there.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Yeah, and the only day he takes off, right. The only day in like thirteen years was that day. Well what so many questions about it, dude.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Another thing that's funny about or not funny, but kind of interesting about Roger Waters when he's doing this, he also did a smack down of Bruce Springsteen. And telling that saying that Ruth Springsteen needs to shut up.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Springsteen is like the Hillary Clinton or Roger Waters is like the Noam Chomsky. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

Of going, you know, doing these uh political um you know, I guess uh what how do you put it? Uh dissertations instead of just doing as concerts? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

Yeah, you know, I I actually agree with that. Even if I agree with Roger Waters about a lot of stuff, I don't think that celebrities and you should be, you know, butting in on politics because I think they do enough damage as it is. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

Yeah. I mean Well, it's funny because that Hunger Games lady, the uh Jennifer Lawrence or the real life one. Yeah. She was saying about, oh, I went hard against Trump and got all involved in politics and stuff, and I think it net damaged me, and I've decided to stop doing that. Oh, it's like, yeah, no chick. Uh yeah. Exactly. Uh well, let's see what uh what Doja Cat's view is on uh on healthcare.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

That's right. I wish Frank Zappa was still alive so I could know what his you know um opinion is on uh the splitting of the Democratic Party. I mean, it's just like crazy.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

His views would probably be very much like Roger Waters, but said in more of a mafia mic type of way.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

Oh, he was I mean, talk about a great libertarian. That that was Frank Zappa, man. I'll tell you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Well, let me ask you just uh things that have been coming up lately. There's been a lot of alien files being released. You know, Trump's probably maneuvering it in a manipulative way. But what are your thoughts on some of the newest files that have come out on the alien stuff?

SPEAKER_02 25:02

I think it's just a bunch of baloney, honestly. But, you know, I I think uh, you know, like have you guys read the book Behold the Pale Horse? Yeah, I read that. I have that book. So um back in the 50s, Eisenhower struck a deal with a gray alien saying that they'll give us some technology if we let them abduct up to a few thousand Americans every year for uh genetic testing or whatever else they want to do. That's right. Yeah, they'll probe us. Yeah, they'll probe us.

SPEAKER_04 25:40

What is it called in?

SPEAKER_02 25:41

The oldest. It's one of my favorite books. Oh, cool. I love that. I think it was a colonel.

SPEAKER_07 25:53

No, he was a he was in the navy. He had in the navy, so he was able to see something.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

Yeah, I think it was an O5 or OFL fairly high.

SPEAKER_07 26:09

Yeah, and he he had a feeling he had a shootout. He had a shootout from his house with the police.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

What? That's crazy. Um they always said Alex Jones.

SPEAKER_03 26:28

William Pope for his name. One of Mike's previous government contracts. He took out the uh what about that guy who was before Alex Jones and he ended up getting killed, and they all said, like, oh, Alex Jones copied him. It was like uh the radio guy from the late 90s, was that Art Bell? Maybe it might have been. It might have been, I forget.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

He was a big radio guy, talked about a bunch of stuff, Bigfoot, uh ghost.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Yeah, I love I love that coast to coast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:03

Yes, yeah, yeah, that's the one. Yeah. I only know coast to coast with space ghosts.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

So I I'm not as informed as they shut down the comic book stops, then the libertarians are screwed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

Yeah, it's one one thing after another lately. Now, let me ask you, now we're talking about aliens, because I know Michi Okaku, who I had to mention at least one time. Ding ding ding. Ding ding. Drinking game. He mentioned an alien situation. I mentioned this a couple times on the monkey podcast, but there was in a a flight going from Alaska to Japan in like the late 80s, yeah, and like three different whatever radar types of sensors had measured independently an unidentified object around this plane, and the people in the plane had seen outside the windows like an object.

SPEAKER_06 28:03

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

And that was one of the most like scientifically backed like UFO situations. But I want to ask about Area 51.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

What are our thoughts? And is that where this Eisenhower plan happens?

SPEAKER_02 28:21

I don't think so. I think uh that was like the that was the frosting, you know, it was probably very close to Area 51. Um, but I think that's just mostly a distraction. Uh one of the biggest testimonies I've found, not not just that specific flight, but um Commander David Fraver, he was in the Air Force.

SPEAKER_06 28:41

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

He had the he told his story real good on um the Lex Friedman podcast about uh, you know, he was a fighter pilot for 20 years. He knew you know, he if he saw something on the radar or if he saw something out the window, he knew if it was a man-made craft or not. He saw this uh tic-tac-shaped aircraft breaking the laws of physics and you know just flying in ways that human technology uh can't can't do.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

Well, Bill, you you wouldn't believe this, but I actually did a talk on Fraver and the Tic Tac um at the what they call that, Alien Fest in uh Conway this last year. Oh, way cool. You're kidding me. No, no, that was that was the talk that I gave. Yeah. Oh where was that at?

SPEAKER_03 29:27

Where was that at?

SPEAKER_01 29:28

It was it was in Conway last year. Yeah, and they're gonna do it again this year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:33

Oh yeah, we're gonna have to go to that.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Uh yeah, we gotta go to that one.

SPEAKER_01 29:37

Yeah, because uh the same guys do the Bigfoot Fest too. Um I'll I'll find out. Oh, we are right week, yeah. Yeah. Um right up our alley. But what with the the whole thing is that what I was gonna say is um uh we we should put a booth up again so that we can get invited to uh give our swag away and to uh uh speak at these at these things.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

Hell yeah. That would be as much a libertarian central because it's in late October. What is that? Oh, perfect. Right when it cools down, too. But it but it was it was the Conway Sports and Fitness Center.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:16

I'll dress up as an alien.

SPEAKER_01 30:19

Oh yeah, yeah. I think I still have photographs and stuff, but uh I was doing another uh podcast for another uh network and and um and that's when I got invited to do it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:31

Did you actually uh interview Fraver or was it just like people talking about the event?

SPEAKER_01 30:36

Just talking about the event and and quoting them and so on. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:41

Wasn't that San Diego one like a tic-tac alien thing? The one that kept doing like L shapes.

SPEAKER_01 30:46

Well that that's yeah, it was it was it was off the coast of of excuse me, California where the the incident took place, but yeah, it and it's well documented. Um and uh and and yeah, it's it's it's incredible. The tic-tac, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

And you gotta think that's just one shape of UFO or UAP. You know, you got the saucers, you got those, you got all sorts of different things. Are they made by different species? Are we being visited by multiple species? Are these just different models by one species that just has different generic shapes for diff, you know, specific missions that they want to do on Earth? Or are these just highly classified human technologies that were somehow created in secret with black budget programs, multi-trillion dollar black budget programs?

SPEAKER_07 31:35

Well, one of the things that we're gonna do is I think some of that is the is the budget programs because they they got stuff out there. That's why it's so classified, you know, there's nobody can go around Area 51 even today.

SPEAKER_03 31:51

And if that was the beginning, I mean look at the technology we have with the, you know, our Air Force can, you know, the helmets where they can fly the plane without even touching anything.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

H E D displays and so on. But it was uh Skunkworks actually did have uh somebody there was a leaker that said Skunkworks actually had uh the actual plans for uh a tic-tac type of um vehicle. And of course the because of the movements and the types of G's it would pull and everything else, it has to be unmanned. And this was what like one of their first, I guess you would you know call it it's a self-intelligent um unmanned vehicle, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

Unless it had like some type of inertial inhibitor inside of it, which the way it moves too, it can be a gravity propulsion vehicle which would naturally have inertial inhibitors. But did this technology come originally from the invention of man or were they from reverse engineering programs?

SPEAKER_01 32:51

Well, uh most of the things that uh Skunkworks uh purportedly has is reversed engineering, even though um they attach patents to um each and in each individual things that go through there. But then they find out if they trace the patents back that the actual people um may have been deceased at the time that the patents were uh put in. For instance, the uh original patents for Velcro.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

We had lasers, semiconductors, all sorts of stuff came out of that. Right.

SPEAKER_03 33:25

Now was this Roswell thing, is that the same as Area 51?

SPEAKER_02 33:29

Well, that's related. That was back in 1947. Right. All that stuff came a little bit later.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

And there are actually like seven different um labs, uh flight labs, excuse me, experimental flight labs just here in the United States. Area 51 is probably just one of one of many, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:52

Oh, very interesting. Now I want to ask, is this related to David Icke and the reptilian agenda?

SPEAKER_02 34:04

Well, the reptilians are supposedly like interdimensional. They're not really intra-galactic, so they wouldn't need spaceships in order to come here. They can just warp through space-time, you know, like through dimensions. So, I mean, is it related in the sense that they're aliens, yes, but it's it's a little different.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Like the portal in Mike's closet, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:31

Can you look at George H.W. Bush and not at least kind of think there's a little reptilian action going on?

SPEAKER_01 34:41

Well, you can look at it just about anybody in the CIA, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

I'm surprised you didn't say it's not related to 1947 Roswell and the creation of Israel. You know, that happened the same year.

SPEAKER_04 34:54

Yeah, that's why Hillary Wild that you mentioned, man.

SPEAKER_03 35:01

See, I I am part Jewish. Is that a a reptilian uh these intergalactic Ashkenazi Jews coming to uh just just part Jewish, part Nazi and part alien?

SPEAKER_01 35:14

Now, Randy, I've ex I've explained this to you before, but just because um you don't have foreskin does not make you part Jewish.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

It did have a question mark though.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

We're hitting the low points now.

SPEAKER_03 35:43

What kind of coincidence could that be? We get the biggest Roswell alien like body discovery, and at the same exact time, Israel does their coup date of uh Palestine. Well came the thing.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

It it had to do more with uh the explosion of nuclear weapons, the that nation of nuclear weapons, I think. Yeah. Godzilla's mainstream conspiracy theory anyway.

SPEAKER_03 36:13

Wasn't the whole Godzilla story like that represents the us nuking them and like a mutant monster came for revenge kind of thing? Oh, maybe. I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, the Japanese, yeah. Yeah, the guys of the movies.

SPEAKER_00 36:28

Michio Kaku. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:30

Michi Okaku. Michiokaku was in internment camps during World War II, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 36:37

That's where he got alien probed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:41

Did you guys know that uh the two cities that were nuked in World War II, Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Nagasaki actually had the largest Christian population in all of Japan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

Yeah, they blew up like the largest church in all of East Asia, like a Catholic church.

SPEAKER_07 37:00

Vitamins in that box?

SPEAKER_03 37:02

Okinawa.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

Okinawa, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

They might have got a little of the residual radiation. Uh the ones in Nagasaki didn't live quite as long.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

Drink the sake in Nagasaki.

SPEAKER_03 37:18

Do you know, by the way, discussing Israel, we dropped a plutonium bomb on Nagasaki, and that's the exact type of nuclear bombs that Israel has.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Ah, okay. Well, where did they get those? Wink wink.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

Yeah. Well, guys, I'm going to take a little bit of a break here, and I'm going to discuss our uh our good friends at Rebel Rabbit. Rebel Rabbit is where we have high seltzer. And it's got delicious, absolutely delicious flavors. Uh 10 uh 10 milligrams uh THC, and it is a delightful drink, especially for adults who don't want to have hangovers and don't want to damage their livers. So if you have a chance to go out to your favorite dispensary and get some Rebel Rabbit Today. Okay, let's go ahead with more monkey business.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

All right, I have a new transition.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

But it is slightly related. Have you guys heard of the Denver International Airport Conspiracy of underground bunkers, secret societies, and aliens underneath the uh beneath the airport?

SPEAKER_02 38:36

Oh, there's got to be all sorts of underground bases, underground cities.

unknown 38:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

Yeah. Like in BC.

unknown 38:43

No.

SPEAKER_02 38:44

Like in all sorts of places in America. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

Now, Randy, are you partly related to these people too?

SPEAKER_03 38:52

The the other the Denver aliens. That's right. I think Trump is a reptilian. Oh, the the do you think how do you think Trump at 80 years old, he seems like he's like 55. Do you think there's some some child blood juice getting pumped in him or some alien pose?

SPEAKER_00 39:13

I have the best, best juice there is. There's no better juice than what I've got. It's the best, the most fantastic alien, reptilian. This is the best we've got. You can't do any of the.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

Oh, beautiful.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

You know, they had one of his interviews when he used to back in 2016 interview from Trump Tower, they looked, I forget if it was Alex Jones or a left-wing guy or something, but they looked at the bottle that was in on his desk, and it was some sort of like Adderall or some sort of like drug, like he's constantly on drugs to stay up all the time and be productive and you know.

SPEAKER_07 40:00

Oh, um, a guy 80 years old being up 20 hours out of 24.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

Blue chews. Blue chews. He's up all the time.

SPEAKER_03 40:11

Blue chew and off-label use of blue chew.

SPEAKER_01 40:14

Hey, if I had Melania in my bedroom, I'd be blue chewing it too. I just thought that was uh I have a funny feeling Secret Service is gonna be knocking on my door when I get home.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

Now let me ask this, because this is an interesting, it's not it's not necessarily alien-related, but a huge sea change that has happened over the last 20 years or so is people considering the Apollo mission and the moon landing as fake.

SPEAKER_01 40:50

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 40:53

My wife's been saying that for years. You know, my wife beat that on everything.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

They got the first moonwalk, they got the first this, the first that, and we're the first ones to the moon. Like, it's just uh that was made in the Hollywood studio, as they say. At least the first one was. We did not go to the moon in 69.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

No, think about the picture. Think about the picture. The the the flag uh with wind.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

There's no wind on the moon. Well, check this out, and I I can be the the Bill Podcast Pinata. Let me throw these at you. Everybody grab their stick. Everyone grabbed their stick. I want to feed him the death. Put the crowbar down, Mike. This is the deal. What like Michael Shermer, who's like the you might call the ultimate blue-pilled uh mainstream view on this, is that number one, we have moon rocks that have been tested. Wait a sec, before you guys pile on. And number two, there are some sort of mirrors that were put on the moon that people put put do laser beam things at. Oh, yeah. And he said those are two examples of uh that we went to the moon.

SPEAKER_01 42:18

Um, well, it's two examples that we put things on the moon, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

Um the uh And that we put them on the moon in 69. I mean my biggest thing is how did we cross the Van Allen radiation belt? It's about 52 minutes going through it to the moon, and then 52 minutes going through it back. That's like five minutes.

SPEAKER_03 42:42

What Michael Shermer said about the Van Allen radiation belt was that it is high-intense radiation, but the deepest, highest concentration part of the Van Allen radiation belt is like in the middle, and you only go through that in less time. That is the Michael Shermer view. I am not I am agnostic on this.

SPEAKER_01 43:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:02

I am just throwing it out there to get uh I I'm a masochist and like to get beat up by all the conspiracy guys.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

I mean there are any of this can be explained away, I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:18

Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm just you know, for th throwing them out. On the next one, you guys can whip me up a little bit. I just wanted to, you know, stir up, stir the pod a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 43:30

Well, at least I I don't have uh I don't have a rebuttal to that right now. I haven't looked into it in a bit, but uh bravo, bravo, Michael Shermer. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

Okay, now just because there's a golf card on the 18th green doesn't mean the people have been there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:51

Now check this out. I want to discuss something that is also in my very checkered, shady background of ancestry.

SPEAKER_01 43:59

AOC.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

I have. AOC. Does she not look like a straight-up camel, dude?

SPEAKER_01 44:07

Oh, dude, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

I do not understand the AOC thing. Everyone says she's so amazing.

SPEAKER_01 44:12

Oh God.

SPEAKER_03 44:13

At least she's super hot.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

Yeah, that's you. That's why she has to go out with a gay guy.

SPEAKER_03 44:21

We're keeping this PG for Bill. This is the first Bill podcast.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Okay. Thank you, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 44:28

You need to calm down, Will.

SPEAKER_02 44:30

I'm trying to. I'm trying to. Yeah, my girlfriend's gonna be listening to this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

Oh, no, huh? Yeah. Jess just showing all of us now.

SPEAKER_04 44:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:43

Now check this out. The one of my my grandfather was from Canada and where my dad's from in New Hampshire. He was a hardcore Freemason.

SPEAKER_06 44:55

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

And I wanted to ask you guys, he had like the uh Shriner thing, and he had little cult meetings and stuff. Or whatever out in uh New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_06 45:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:07

What is your view about the Freemasons and their secret control of everything and their m you know Masonic organization, their you know, scrolling crossbones and all that stuff? I have so much stuff on the Masons in my library left from my uncle who is a high-ranking Mason. Are the Freemasons? Is that a Christian thing? Or is that just a European cult thing? Or what is that?

SPEAKER_02 45:44

Anybody that believes in a like a single, you know, creator deity, it could be a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, you know, just as long as you don't believe in multiple gods. But you know, I'm pretty agnostic about it. I don't think there's like a grand conspiracy with just Freemasons. I think there's some really high-level Freemasons that it that belong to other, you know, secret societies that very well may influence society, but Freemasonry in itself, mostly harmless. I think it's just like uh cringy clubs for people to join.

SPEAKER_04 46:14

But I think Yeah, well there's hard there's different branches of the Masons. You know, you got the the Shriners or high up Masons and then Scottish right fall into the Illuminati, and that's where you start getting into people rolling.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

Well, I think the the group that has even more inf uh influence is the uh uh Skull and Crossbones uh organization out of um the uh Ivy Leagues.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

That's just like a a a university level secret society, and they're separate from Freemasons. Right.

SPEAKER_03 46:56

A lot of your presidents came from from that organization.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

It was just three of them. Uh Bush Sr. Bush Jr. and uh and one more. Maybe Carter. Can't remember.

SPEAKER_03 47:10

Is that a coincidence that the ultimate CIA puppet president, H.W. Bush, it was also a hardcore skull and bones guy?

SPEAKER_02 47:19

Was he a puppet or was he a puppeteer? H. W.

SPEAKER_03 47:23

Bush was no fool. No, no, no, no. That's true. Yeah. Now, are you saying the Shriners who have always kind of creeped me out a little bit? Are they?

SPEAKER_04 47:39

The Fez freaks you out.

SPEAKER_03 47:44

Or was it too happy on the hat? I think it's mainly the hat and the small cars combined. They're giving out candies to children, it's very confusing. The original Epstein. They are at all sorts of events around here, and I'm sure they are nationally, maybe internationally. What is this a shady organization and is this money going to Adrenochrome activity?

SPEAKER_01 48:19

Not as shady as the Moose Lodge.

SPEAKER_04 48:24

Is the Moose Lodge a Freemason thing?

SPEAKER_01 48:27

It is. I mean, i i if if Hoffman's involved, if Hoffman's involved, it's got to be.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

There's gummies, there's rituals, that's right. It's all very suspicious.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

I can't come by tonight, guys, because uh I'm I'm doing something at the Moose Lodge.

SPEAKER_03 48:51

That's right. Hoffman's like the sergeant in arms at the big dog uh Merle's Inlet Moose Lodge. He names the big wig over there.

SPEAKER_01 48:59

He's smart. He kept you and Darren out of it. Um you know, he he he gave the little bait and switch. Yeah, come on by. And then they never gave you an invitation to join.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

I will say it's like a freaking uh prison going over there because he said, Oh, there's there's women here, like come check it out and socialize. And they're all 90-year-olds. I think they had some like 60-year-old daughters that were there too. And they we went into a room that had a cage on it, and we had to press a button and fill out a form or something to even come in.

SPEAKER_01 49:30

What did you have to press a button with? What part of your body?

SPEAKER_03 49:34

I tried to do it hands-free, but you know. I had to do a little hip bump on it from the front. But then we had to wait there, and we couldn't get Hoffman's attention because he's doing big dog, you know, moose watch stuff, and this guy comes and like reads the riot act to us like we're a bunch of freaking invaders, and we kept name we we had to name-drop Hoffman to get in. That's how you know he's high up. Because once we name-drop the Hoff, then you know, Hoffman showed up and they went and got him. And we had to be escorted around and could not buy drinks, and they made Darren sign up. And uh made Darren sign up. They meant to get money, but then he he never got his letter, so they they they got some money from him. See, that's what I mean by these shriners and these moose lodge types.

SPEAKER_01 50:27

There's some question lines it's an ex it's an extortion racket. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

They're always getting hooked up getting extorted. Uh at the strip joint moose.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

I think it's more it's more fun getting extorted at the strip joint than it is. Yeah, it was way fun.

SPEAKER_04 50:50

We got extorted besides 90-year-old uh beef jerky.

SPEAKER_03 50:56

Yeah, we did the moose lodge test and we got uh shaked down by a 90-year-old angry guy.

SPEAKER_01 51:08

The promise of women in both places, but the moose lodge won out.

SPEAKER_03 51:13

Yeah. Did you know Sled has raided that moose lodge for illegal gambling? So they're they're they're a bunch of little gangsters in there.

unknown 51:22

Uh uh.

SPEAKER_03 51:23

Not now you got Mike's attention. Well, it is uh, I mean, they they're doing a lot of under-the-table bingo and stuff, so I did to come get roll. Dude, I can't believe uh illegal gambling is even a phina. It's so screwed up because South Carolina is rated like the bottom five for personal liberty.

SPEAKER_06 51:57

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 51:57

And all gambling is so militarized and illegal here. But in North Carolina, I think they have legal sports betting in Tennessee and Yeah. North Carolina, all that. And here, if you have an illegal bookie placing bets on a UFC fight, everyone ends up in jail. People get arrested for that too, for being like uh illegal bookie activities.

SPEAKER_02 52:20

Well, I'd bring it up. Okay, we got good gun laws. You know, that's that's huge. I came from Massachusetts. Massachusetts has casinos, they got weed, they got all sorts of quote unquote liberties, but you can't get a hold of a gun with your life depended on it. I prefer South Carolina any day. There you are. Guns are number one. Yeah, the number one, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 52:40

Well, when are we all gonna go shooting?

SPEAKER_01 52:43

Well, you're supposed to arrange that with that uh friend of ours up in the uh up in the uh upper counties that came to the L uh LP meeting.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Yeah, we need to. I have competition guns. I used to do USPSA shooting. That would be so much fun to go as a gang of don't tread on me libertarians and invade me. Absolutely. Well, I I still want to do a monkeys.

SPEAKER_01 53:08

I've been still want to do a monkeys with guns events. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:12

Oh my god, that would be so much fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:15

Um I was trying to trying to work that out with uh the fellows down um toward the south end uh at Elite Firearms. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:26

Oh yeah. Yeah that'd be a fucking blast.

SPEAKER_01 53:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

Now let me let it cool off. I wanted to speak of guns, what what is your guy's view of the JFK assassination? I think he was killed.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

Oh, let's go let's go more modern. What do you think of the Charlie Kirk assassination? There you go.

SPEAKER_03 53:45

Oh, do you think the microphone theory?

SPEAKER_02 53:48

I personally do. Yeah, I think there was uh some explosives in that microphone.

SPEAKER_03 53:53

Oh, interesting.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

Theory.

SPEAKER_03 53:55

Yeah, I know Tucker Carlson and Candace, and I think quite a few others now, basically have uh the view that he was changing his views on Israel. He was getting in fights over the, you know, impending Iran war that was getting built up behind the scenes. He completely came out against it. His last text to Tucker or Candace or one of 'em, was, you know, go out there and give him hell because he's been more critical of Israel was Tucker. That was like the uh less than a month before he died. Ian very switched.

SPEAKER_02 54:41

You want to hear something even more weird, guys? Charlie Kirk's last guest on his podcast was Nick Shirley, that guy that exposed all of that uh all the fraud in uh that state, Minnesota. Yep. Okay, do you know who Nick Shirley's first cousin is? Tyler Robinson, the alleged shooter, his first cousin. Their mothers are siblings.

SPEAKER_04 55:09

Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 55:11

That is mind-blowing. That is absolutely mind-blowing.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

Oh his last guest. Yeah, that's wild to me. Certainly a question, Mark.

SPEAKER_03 55:23

Dude, see, this is why Bill needs his own awesome conspiracy Sunday podcast. Yeah. Because that's that was an uppercut of information.

SPEAKER_01 55:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:36

Holy shit, that that exploded like that microphone.

SPEAKER_02 55:40

That's it. Oh, that's a bad joke. Oh boy. Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 55:45

This is becoming a trump put the hit. Trump put the hit on Charlie.

SPEAKER_06 55:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:50

Now, notice Israel always does the exploding pagers.

SPEAKER_01 55:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:56

And you have the exploding microphone theory, and they gave a golden ex uh pager to Trump.

SPEAKER_01 56:03

Oh, well, that's true. That's true.

SPEAKER_03 56:06

Is this uh being just explode next?

SPEAKER_02 56:09

Yeah. Yeah, that's a threat. That's a subtle threat, is what that is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:13

Yeah, yeah, to Trump, yeah. Well that is really interesting.

SPEAKER_01 56:18

We're coming.

SPEAKER_03 56:18

We know we're hitting about the hour mark.

SPEAKER_01 56:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:22

Uh, but I it was is there any other explosive, if you will, information about the Charlie Kirk thing? Because we'll have to do part two uh next.

SPEAKER_02 56:33

Oh man, with all these terrible puns, explosive information. We'll continue next time.

SPEAKER_01 56:39

We didn't even talk about explosive diarrhea coming from the uh let us at Taco Bell. Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_03 56:45

I am the prince of horrible puns.

SPEAKER_01 56:48

You're also the queen of transitions, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:53

The uh the drag queen of transition.

SPEAKER_01 56:58

Uh well, I guess this has been a great ending to a great podcast. Well, this has been another wonderful edition of Microphone Monkeys. Tune in every Thursday for your taste of fun, hilarity, and absurdity from Microphone Monkeys. Uh, for more podcasts, go to LibertyCrackmedia.com. And I just want to say to our fellows, thank you today for this. Uh, I think it really worked out well. And um say goodbye, monkeys.

SPEAKER_05 57:29

Here we go, got the goal, no practical move, free street, and freak it up.