We're Not Experts
We’re Not Experts is a podcast hosted by two guys who’ve somehow survived 15+ years of friendship and now think that qualifies them to talk into microphones. We’re average early 30’s dudes with very strong opinions and very average credentials—which is exactly the point.
We’re sports ethicists in the loosest sense of the term, breaking down the morals, madness, and mayhem of a wide variety of sports… but let’s be honest: football will absolutely hijack the conversation. We can talk about other sports. We just won’t stop talking about football.
Expect passionate debates, hot takes that cool off immediately, arguments that go nowhere, and the occasional moment of clarity that surprises everyone—including them. Stats may appear. Logic might leave the room. Confidence will always be high.
We’re not analysts. We’re not insiders. We’re definitely not experts.
We’re just two longtime friends talking sports the way most people do—too confidently, for too long, and with absolutely no credentials to back it up.
We’re Not Experts — and neither are you, so you’ll fit right in.
We're Not Experts
It Takes Courage
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We’re Not Experts is back, and once again we prove it by confidently discussing things we only kind of understand.
This week, we preview the NFL Conference Championship games with all the authority of people who have watched a lot of football and read some tweets. Who’s going to the Super Bowl? Who will we absolutely pretend we “called” after the fact? It’s all here.
We also dive into the latest NFL coaching hires, where billion-dollar franchises entrust their future to guys who look like they own at least three Patagonia vests and call plays off laminated vibes. Who nailed it?
And we somehow end up talking about electrical substation theory in San Francisco.
Sports. Coaching chaos. Power grids. Zero credentials.
We’re Not Experts — and this episode is aggressively on brand.