We're Not Experts
We’re Not Experts is a podcast hosted by two guys who’ve somehow survived 15+ years of friendship and now think that qualifies them to talk into microphones. We’re average early 30’s dudes with very strong opinions and very average credentials—which is exactly the point.
We’re sports ethicists in the loosest sense of the term, breaking down the morals, madness, and mayhem of a wide variety of sports… but let’s be honest: football will absolutely hijack the conversation. We can talk about other sports. We just won’t stop talking about football.
Expect passionate debates, hot takes that cool off immediately, arguments that go nowhere, and the occasional moment of clarity that surprises everyone—including them. Stats may appear. Logic might leave the room. Confidence will always be high.
We’re not analysts. We’re not insiders. We’re definitely not experts.
We’re just two longtime friends talking sports the way most people do—too confidently, for too long, and with absolutely no credentials to back it up.
We’re Not Experts — and neither are you, so you’ll fit right in.
Episodes
23 episodes
Bags, Breakdowns, and Bad Decisions
Episode 23 is offseason nonsense at its finest. Rashee Rice heads to jail, Josh Jacobs and Nolan Smith crash out, Stafford and Jack Campbell secure the bag, and Jacoby Brissett saga continues. plus JJ McCarthy vs Kyler rumors, Ben Johnson buyin...
NFL Schedule Release
NFL schedule release day finally fed the streets. We broke down the best primetime games, the brutal schedules, the teams getting set to fail, and a little chaos like always.
May Football Delusion
We overanalyze strength of schedule, react to the league's international takeover, and talk Breece Hall getting paid-all while fully embracing the May football delusion.
Breaking: We Talked About Everything
Malik Nabers speaks on Carnell Tate and welcome back Dianna Russini to the pod. Little NBA sprinkled in, plenty of takes, and the usual chaos.
First Round Draft Recap
The gang gets in here and recaps the first round of the draft, talk about some surprising picks, and much more!
Mike and Dianna Strike Again & Live Reaction of the Draft Top 10 Picks
Turns out Mike and Dianna weren't done yet... So, we make sure that we can absolutely grill them and while that's going on we react to the top 10 of the NFL draft!
The Foreshadowing
Commanders teasing old looks, Rams copy-pasting jerseys, Ravens can't miss, Zay flowers calling out practices, Will Anderson gets PAID, Dexter Lawrence gets traded, and Nashville lands the Super bowl 2030.
Raw Data
Episode 16 of We’re Not Experts is packed with takes you probably didn’t ask for—but definitely need. The guys dive headfirst into the swirling rumors around Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini, breaking down the alleged affair and what it ...
A Shift in Perspective Is On The Horizon
Is the sub station theory dead? Falcons drop new uniforms, Kirk cashes in again, Justin shares big news, and we prove (again) we can’t pick March Madness games. Just another day in the Cave.
Just A Random Day In The Cave
From college ball to the NBA to the NFL, we’re all over the place this episode. Breaking things down, overreacting where needed, and probably getting a few things completely wrong.
JSN Got Paid & We’re Already Wrong About the Season
Jaxon Smith-Njigba joins the Bag Collection Agency and we break down the deal and what it means moving forward. Then we jump into way too early division predictions and lock in our AFC and NFC winners, fully expecting these takes to age horribl...
More Free Agency, Daniel Jones is a Bag Man, Jaylen Waddle On the Move
Free agency has officially turned into a fever dream. The Kansas City Chiefs grab Justin Fields, Jaylen Waddle is suddenly a Denver Broncos, and the Indianapolis Colts gave Daniel Jones $88M like it’s Monopoly money.The ...
The Salary Cap Is A Myth
NFL free agency has officially arrived and teams are throwing money around like the salary cap doesn’t exist. K9 lands with the Chiefs, Alec Pierce gets the bag in Indy while the Colts somehow trade Michael Pittman, and Malik Willis cashes in w...
Breece Denied Parole, Geno Evicted & The NFL is in Absolute Chaos
The NFL offseason is already completely off the rails. We break down David Montgomery to Houston, Travis Etienne hitting free agency, Breece Hall getting “denied parole” with the franchise tag, and growing trade rumors around AJ Brown. Plus the...
Standing On Tables For Draft Picks
Episode 9 of We're Not Experts dives into the start of Combine season as the guys break down draft buzz and players to watch. They debate whether Breece Hall is stuck in a rough situation, discuss new UFL rule changes that could e...
That Little Extra
The offseason is already moving fast. We react to Brian Daboll and Gus Bradley’s press conferences and why there’s real optimism building. Lane Johnson returns for Year 14 to keep the tush push alive, and the Bears possibly relocating to Hammon...
Titans Logo Gets a Haircut, Dolphins Clean House and Other News
This week on We’re Not Experts, we kick things off with the biggest offseason storyline nobody asked for: the Titans logo gets a haircut. Is it a subtle trim? A Did the graphic designer just say “trust me” and start swinging? We break ...
Kicking Off The Offseason
The offseason is officially here, which means hope is undefeated and logic is optional. We’re breaking down which quarterbacks and franchises are under the most pressure to at least make the Super Bowl next year — including Derek Carr (yes, aga...
Super Bowl 60 Recap, MVP Robbery, Crashouts And Other News
We’re back with Episode 5 of We’re Not Experts, and this one is chaotic in all the right ways.We’re breaking down the Super Bowl from Drake Maye’s terrible performance under the brightest lights to just how rough a night it was ...
The Coaching Carousel Is Complete & Super Bowl Picks
Episode 4 of We’re Not Experts is pure NFL chaos — Todd Monken takes on the Browns’ dysfunction (brave man), Mike LaFleur ends up being the man for the Cardinals, and Klint Kubiak is now in charge of the Raiders. With all 1...
We're Back And We're Better
Episode 3 of We’re Not Experts is here, and things are getting bold. Possibly too bold.This week, we break down the NFL Conference Championship games with elite confidence and questionable logic, react to the latest NFL...